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00:00:00Oh my god.
00:00:02Whew!
00:00:04Um...
00:00:06Stella, can you please fill this car down?
00:00:08You know, according to the California Motor Department of Vehicle...
00:00:10Christ, why'd you bring this fucking loser?
00:00:12He's really killing my vibe.
00:00:14If I don't keep him on a leash, then we don't get his daddy's fancy car.
00:00:16In fact, right, we may get to ride in the left with luxury.
00:00:18Savage. God, I love you.
00:00:20No, no, Stella, please.
00:00:22Please, please, please.
00:00:24Relax, Enzo.
00:00:26I'm just having a little fun.
00:00:28I thought you liked having fun with me.
00:00:32No, I do.
00:00:34I do. Seriously, it was just...
00:00:36You know, we need a...
00:00:42What did I do?
00:00:44What was that?
00:00:46Did I just kill someone?
00:00:48Oh, wake up.
00:00:50No, no, no, no. You didn't do this.
00:00:52This car is technically in Enzo's name.
00:00:54So, actually, it's on him.
00:00:58No, no, I wasn't the one driving.
00:01:00Yeah?
00:01:01But you let a drunk minor behind the wheel.
00:01:03So this is your fault!
00:01:04No.
00:01:05No, no, no.
00:01:06Enzo, please.
00:01:07You are the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:01:09If you plead guilty, you'll get off with a slap on the wrist.
00:01:13Meanwhile, I am just the daughter of your family's chauffeur.
00:01:16A low-class nobody.
00:01:18They'll take me to jail, and then I'll never see you again.
00:01:21Yeah, dude.
00:01:22What kind of man lets a girl take the fall?
00:01:24And so, I'm begging you.
00:01:26I know how you feel about me.
00:01:27It will make it worth your while once you're free,
00:01:29and then we can finally be together.
00:01:31How does that sound?
00:01:38Okay, we'll do it.
00:01:41Wait for me.
00:01:42I'll be back.
00:01:43Okay.
00:01:44We have to go.
00:01:48Oh, God.
00:01:51Breathe!
00:01:52Breathe!
00:01:53Put your hands in the air!
00:02:00Oh, Stella!
00:02:02Oh, my gosh!
00:02:03Oh, I'm so happy to see you.
00:02:05Oh, you finally came to be on the other.
00:02:07I'd love to, but...
00:02:09I don't have the money right now.
00:02:11Oh, you know what?
00:02:12That's okay.
00:02:13You can just grab my dad's checkbook.
00:02:14Alright?
00:02:16Here, it's in the safe.
00:02:18Behind a painting in the closet.
00:02:20The code is, uh, 0814.
00:02:23And he's on a business trip, so he shouldn't notice.
00:02:25Perfect.
00:02:27Don't tell anyone about it, alright?
00:02:29The account is linked to my father's trust, which has billions of dollars.
00:02:33So, it's basically a blank checkbook.
00:02:35You don't say.
00:02:40Tony, the code is 0814.
00:02:42Write yourself a check for however much you want.
00:02:44This moron basically said it's a bottomless well.
00:02:48What are you talking about, Stella?
00:02:50What are you doing right now?
00:02:52Don't look at me like that!
00:02:53You offered to help!
00:02:54Because I'd do anything for you.
00:02:55I gave your father a job.
00:02:57I let you both move in with me.
00:02:59I paid you.
00:03:00I fed you.
00:03:01Stella, I am in love with you.
00:03:03I'm in love with you.
00:03:07How sweet.
00:03:09But I'd rather die than be caught with a fugly weak nerd like yourself.
00:03:13Your family might be rich, but your social suicide...
00:03:16So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend your family's fortune with a man of my dreams...
00:03:20No.
00:03:21...while you've rot in jail.
00:03:22Goodbye.
00:03:23No.
00:03:24Stella, please.
00:03:25Please.
00:03:26Why?
00:03:27Why?
00:03:28Why?
00:03:29Stella!
00:03:30Enzo Quinn.
00:03:31Heir to the Quinn fortune has been found guilty of vehicular manslaughter.
00:03:36Facing a ten year sentence, Quinn will be held in a juvenile...
00:03:39Enzo!
00:03:41Give me a second!
00:03:42Please.
00:03:43Please give me a second.
00:03:44Please.
00:03:45I didn't do it.
00:03:46I didn't do it.
00:03:47Okay.
00:03:48You have to blame...
00:03:49I know.
00:03:50Of course you didn't.
00:03:51This isn't you. Just give me some time, my dad's a lawyer. I'll figure out a way to get you out.
00:03:56I never even give you the time of day. I was a jerk to you. Why would you help me?
00:04:02Well, when you love someone, you don't need a reason.
00:04:07Here, just take this, okay?
00:04:12That's enough. Let's go.
00:04:14I'll prove you're innocent, Enzo. I'll leave no stone unturned.
00:04:17I should have noticed you. I should have been there for you.
00:04:21Let's go.
00:04:27That little tramp.
00:04:32What a fucking simp.
00:04:34What should we buy first? A new getaway car?
00:04:36No, we need to be smart about this.
00:04:39That troll Lily's already sniffing around, dead set on freeing her little Romeo.
00:04:44Shit. And Enzo already knows it's us as soon as he tips her off.
00:04:48Then we'll just have to make him disappear.
00:04:52How do we do that?
00:04:54Babe, we have all the money in the world. We'll just pay someone to do it.
00:04:59No, no, no, no.
00:05:03No, no, no.
00:05:04Please, please.
00:05:05No, no, no, no.
00:05:07Stella, send her regards.
00:05:10I'm so sorry, Lily.
00:05:28If I could go back in time, I would cherish every moment with you, and I would make Stella pay.
00:05:36No, no, no, no, no.
00:06:06Really?
00:06:08Really?
00:06:10Oh, thank God it's you.
00:06:16Oh, that must have been a dream.
00:06:19Are you feeling okay? You just fainted while we were studying.
00:06:23Studying?
00:06:23One, two, three, four, five, seven, one.
00:06:35Enzo, what's wrong?
00:06:38Why are they still practicing the season out of October 30th?
00:06:41It's the 30th of August. The season just started. Is everything okay?
00:06:45Holy shit. Did this thing take me back in time?
00:06:56Holy shit. Did this thing take me back in time?
00:06:59There's no blood, no scar. I can give him another chance to make things right.
00:07:09What the hell, Tony? You could have broken his nose.
00:07:12Oh, chill out. Come on, I barely tapped him.
00:07:15Besides, a broken nose would only improve his face.
00:07:18I'm fine, Lily. I'm fine.
00:07:19You know, maybe you'd actually win if you learned how to throw.
00:07:21What did you just say, you PBS-looking bitch?
00:07:28Stella, I think these bottom feeders forgot their place.
00:07:32No, they know where they stand on the food chain.
00:07:35Enzo, go get Tony a soda.
00:07:39Stella, send her my cards.
00:07:43I'll never forget this narcissistic bitch who destroyed my life and tried to end it.
00:07:47After all I've done for her, all the gifts and money, a room in my family's mansion,
00:07:52she took me for granted.
00:07:54But now, I can get revenge.
00:07:59Stella, is your little lapdog going to obey?
00:08:01What? No, he's literally obsessed with me.
00:08:04He does whatever I say.
00:08:06Watch.
00:08:08Enzo, forget about Tony.
00:08:11Why don't you look at me with soda?
00:08:12It's so hot out here, and is it anything I wouldn't do for a drink?
00:08:18Sure.
00:08:19Stella, anything for you.
00:08:21Whoa, you've got him completely wrapped around your finger.
00:08:24You've never seen a guy so down bad before.
00:08:26I know, he's so cringe.
00:08:28He's one step away from getting Stella tattooed on his forehead.
00:08:31I give his life purpose.
00:08:33I consider him a charity case.
00:08:34Shh.
00:08:35He's coming back.
00:08:35He's practically drooling like a dog.
00:08:38Careful, he might start umping your leg.
00:08:40What took you so long?
00:08:42No wonder you're not on the football team.
00:08:47Give it to me.
00:08:54Here.
00:08:57Must be thirsty.
00:09:01Here.
00:09:02Must be thirsty.
00:09:03Thanks, Enzo.
00:09:05Whoa.
00:09:06I think your doormat's going a pair of balls.
00:09:08Stella, you gonna let him play you like that?
00:09:11What are you doing?
00:09:11That was for me.
00:09:12No.
00:09:13I actually bought it with my own money, so I can give it to whoever I want.
00:09:16Are you on your last brain cell?
00:09:18Who do you think you're talking to?
00:09:19Who do you think you're talking to?
00:09:21Hmm?
00:09:21Or did you forget my family's name because you were singing an awfully different tune
00:09:25when you begged my dad to write you that college recommendation letter?
00:09:29Stella, isn't he the son of one of your family's servants?
00:09:34What are you doing with the college recommendation letter from his dad?
00:09:38Oh, is that what she said?
00:09:39Fine.
00:09:40Why don't I just call my driver and let everyone know who's really the child of a servant?
00:09:44Well, how about I stick my fist down your throat for being such a jackass?
00:09:47Hey, leave him alone.
00:09:49Aw, they're protecting each other.
00:09:52Just like stray dogs at the pound.
00:09:54Tony, save your energy.
00:09:58Just let me talk to him.
00:10:03Listen, I don't know if this is because of Tony or what,
00:10:06but if you expose me, I'll never speak to you again.
00:10:09And I know how you really feel about me, so do you really want to jeopardize us?
00:10:14Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?
00:10:18Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?
00:10:22I can't just cut her off now.
00:10:23Now, if I want her to suffer like she made me suffer,
00:10:28I need to draw this out.
00:10:30You're right.
00:10:32I'm just jealous because I'm madly in love with you.
00:10:36I knew it.
00:10:38You never could resist me.
00:10:40This isn't how to get my attention.
00:10:43I like the soft boy who obeys my every command.
00:10:46Think you can do that?
00:10:49Of course.
00:10:49Good.
00:10:50Now, if you just buy me new pom-poms and pick up my drive cleaning and wax my Cadillac,
00:10:57then maybe I'll forgive you.
00:11:01And fuck it up.
00:11:03She'll make you lick her shoes.
00:11:05You're just feeling his wet dreams.
00:11:07Guys, we've wasted enough time with these losers.
00:11:10I'm going to get a jinx on the big game.
00:11:12Oh, speaking of, we should celebrate after the Casa Calabria.
00:11:16My treat.
00:11:17Every meal there's like $200.
00:11:19You want, like that's expensive?
00:11:21Invite everybody.
00:11:22Let's make it a party.
00:11:24Except for you two, because they have a dress code.
00:11:27And I don't think you'd get in.
00:11:30Stella's such a snake.
00:11:38After everything you've done for her, she's going to humiliate you for being her servant's son.
00:11:44Sorry.
00:11:46I shouldn't have said anything.
00:11:47I know you like her.
00:11:53Nope.
00:11:54She means nothing to me now.
00:11:56I never realized that you're always by my side, and I will never ignore you again.
00:12:08Did you mean it?
00:12:09I promise.
00:12:17Lily!
00:12:19Hey!
00:12:21How many times do I have to tell this mouth breather I don't drink milk?
00:12:24And why would I care about that?
00:12:26I got this tray for Lily.
00:12:28Are you just making me jealous?
00:12:29This is payback for Tony?
00:12:31Definitely payback of some kind.
00:12:32He's just like a lap dog, just begging for her crumbs.
00:12:36I could have any guy that I want.
00:12:38You should feel lucky to have the privilege of getting my lunch.
00:12:41Oh, yeah?
00:12:41Yeah, I'm sure all these guys line up for you.
00:12:44Around that street corner where you work.
00:12:47You want to say that again?
00:12:48You guys, come on.
00:12:56Stop.
00:12:57It's going too far.
00:12:59If you don't want to end up like your freak friend, I suggest you keep your trap shut.
00:13:03All right, guys.
00:13:03Bring your leftovers over here.
00:13:05I'm worried this beta cuck isn't good enough to eat at night.
00:13:07Ooh!
00:13:10Tony, come on.
00:13:11Stop it.
00:13:12What's the matter?
00:13:12I strike a nerve?
00:13:13This little lap dog can bite, huh?
00:13:19Get him, Tony.
00:13:20I'll pay for his medical bill later.
00:13:28There's a limit to my patience.
00:13:30Tony, people are watching.
00:13:38What are you, some kind of fucking edzord now?
00:13:41Come on, then.
00:13:41Fight back.
00:13:42You're a pussy.
00:13:44A nobody.
00:13:45Bitch son of a broke servant.
00:13:50Oh, fuck!
00:13:52If you think fighting's going to get my attention, you're pathetic.
00:13:55Oh, no, I am not fighting for you.
00:13:57Hey, what is going on here?
00:14:00Enzo, you're bleeding.
00:14:02Enzo, you're bleeding.
00:14:03I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:14:03Principal Harris, Enzo started it.
00:14:05It's his fault.
00:14:06I don't care who started it.
00:14:08All involved will be punished.
00:14:09Including you, little miss.
00:14:13Stella Quinn.
00:14:14As in heir to the Quinn Corporation?
00:14:17You know, the family that funded the Bright Star Education Foundation.
00:14:20You mean, your family is the anonymous donor that gave a hundred million dollars to the school?
00:14:26Yep, I am.
00:14:28If that little sim wants to marry me so bad, he won't mind if I take his family's name early.
00:14:32That two-faced bitch.
00:14:35Now she's just blatantly stealing my identity.
00:14:38Fine.
00:14:39She can dig herself into a pit of lies.
00:14:42It'll feel even better to watch her fall.
00:14:45Principal Harris, I trust you'll deal with this matter accordingly?
00:14:49Listen, young man.
00:14:52This is grounds for expulsion.
00:14:54I'm going to call your parents right now.
00:14:55He didn't do any-
00:14:56No, no, no, no, Lily.
00:14:57This is unacceptable.
00:14:59You're right.
00:14:59We should call all our parents involved right now and settle this mess.
00:15:02Yeah, call Stella's family while you're at it.
00:15:05I'm sure they'd want to know why their own servant's son is picking fights with their daughter.
00:15:09Nice one, Enzo.
00:15:10How are you going to get your family thrown out on the streets?
00:15:12That's okay.
00:15:13They're used to tents and park benches.
00:15:15No, yeah, why don't I just call my dad right now to smooth things over?
00:15:21If Enzo's dad comes, I'm ruined.
00:15:23Everyone will know I'm not the real heir.
00:15:25I can't let that happen.
00:15:27I'll save you the suffering if you apologize in front of everyone.
00:15:30I'll forgive you for this little misstep.
00:15:33Stella, why are you acting nervous?
00:15:35Isn't he the son of your servant?
00:15:37Stella, make this punk suffer.
00:15:40Enzo knows what he did wrong, and my family taught me to give everyone a second chance.
00:15:45No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:15:47I have not learned my lesson.
00:15:49You should get my dad here immediately to settle this.
00:15:51Can you just drop it?
00:15:53Stop playing this out just to get my attention.
00:15:56I'm going to leave before you say anything else to risk your family's livelihood.
00:16:03Come on.
00:16:04Are you okay?
00:16:05Do you need this?
00:16:06I'm fine.
00:16:07I'm fine.
00:16:07You okay?
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:09The cracks in her stories are already starting to show.
00:16:12Yo, look at that beauty.
00:16:17Sex on wheels.
00:16:18I think that's Stella's chauffeur's car.
00:16:20I've seen her get in it before.
00:16:21If I had a car like that, maybe Tony would notice me.
00:16:24Okay, if you're that desperate, then...
00:16:27I might know a guy.
00:16:32Hey, unlock the door, man.
00:16:37Hey!
00:16:37Kevin, what are you doing, man?
00:16:40I said unlock the door.
00:16:44I don't have time to drive you home today.
00:16:47I promised my daughter I'd drive her and Tony around.
00:16:50Hey!
00:16:51Hey!
00:16:51No, excuse me.
00:16:52Man, I pay your salary, not Stella.
00:16:55Watch your tone, kid.
00:16:56I know you've been pining after my daughter.
00:16:59You want to get with her.
00:17:00I'd say it's in your best interest to keep your future father-in-law happy.
00:17:05Besides, you two seem more suited for the bus.
00:17:08Anyway.
00:17:11Kevin!
00:17:11What?
00:17:12I'm not messing around.
00:17:13Open the door.
00:17:14God, he's shameless.
00:17:16Hey, guys.
00:17:17You wanted to meet Stella's father, right?
00:17:19Here he is.
00:17:20A penniless fucking driver.
00:17:21Keep fluffing.
00:17:23We all know you're going to start wagging your tail the moment Stella shows up.
00:17:27Oh, yeah, right.
00:17:28I totally forgot.
00:17:28I'm so madly in love with her.
00:17:30I'm so madly in love with her.
00:17:33That's right.
00:17:34No matter how rich you are, as long as you keep groveling at my daughter's feet, she'll
00:17:39eventually replace you as the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:17:45Yeah, I forgot.
00:17:46I'm so madly in love with her.
00:17:51Kevin, I'll say this one more time.
00:17:54Open this door or I'd be happy to call my father that you don't know who the big boss
00:17:59is, okay?
00:18:00Everyone is replaceable.
00:18:02What's up with this kid today?
00:18:04He's got more attitude than usual.
00:18:06Great timing, Stella.
00:18:08You're stalker and his raggedy girlfriend.
00:18:10You're trying to hitch a ride.
00:18:11Well, here comes Stella.
00:18:14She can teach this sucker a lesson.
00:18:16Oh, no.
00:18:17It looks like we don't have room for you guys today.
00:18:19Since I'm so giving, here's some bus fare.
00:18:26You know, Stella, I really underestimated you.
00:18:28How'd a girl with nothing become such a spoiled brat?
00:18:31You want a repeat of the cafeteria, buddy?
00:18:33Seriously, Enzo, I just forgave you for what happened earlier.
00:18:37If this is your big attempt at getting my attention, newsflash, Enzo, I'm not going to fall for your
00:18:43little tantrum.
00:18:44Oh, yeah?
00:18:44Let's see who really throws a tantrum when they find out who owns the car, huh?
00:18:48Tony, open the door.
00:18:52Have fun with your fugly church mounts, busboy.
00:18:55Open the door.
00:19:03It's fine.
00:19:03I can take my own way home.
00:19:04It's fine.
00:19:05No.
00:19:06From now on, I'm going to start taking care of you, okay?
00:19:09Beginning with this.
00:19:14Dad, it's time to exterminate some pests.
00:19:19Dude, you can stop pretending, man.
00:19:20They're already gone.
00:19:21Dad, you and your little virgin friend can go hurry up before you miss the bus.
00:19:25God, Lily, are you brain dead?
00:19:28Or really just that desperate you'd choose this reject over a whole school of guys?
00:19:32Come on, Lily, stop.
00:19:34Look at the room for each other.
00:19:36Like bacneum body odor.
00:19:40Keep laughing, guys.
00:19:41Any moment now, you're going to find out who's really the heir to the Queen Corporation.
00:19:44Stop pretending, man.
00:19:46We all know that Stella's keeping your bargain bin family afloat because of her bleeding heart.
00:19:51What a moron.
00:19:53If you just kept kissing the ground she walked on like a good little simp, she'd continue to pay your way.
00:19:57Aw, instead you went and spazzed out.
00:20:00And you'll have to live with that guilt and humiliation.
00:20:03The only person who's going to regret anything today will be Stella.
00:20:08Just you wait.
00:20:10Watch.
00:20:11That car will be turning around in three.
00:20:14Let's stay back.
00:20:15I want to watch this blow up in his face.
00:20:17Two.
00:20:18Dude's really committed to the bit.
00:20:19One.
00:20:28They really came back?
00:20:38I apologize for my poor attitude earlier, sir.
00:20:41Oh, here.
00:20:42Please, let me help you with that.
00:20:43Yeah.
00:20:43Why did Stella allow her servant's son to use her car?
00:20:51All right.
00:20:52Come on, Lily.
00:20:53I know.
00:20:54And why is the driver acting like the simps the boss?
00:21:00Did you really have to report me to your father?
00:21:03You're never going to get Stella to keep acting like a petty bitch.
00:21:06If you have a problem with the way I handled things, I can help you resign, Kevin.
00:21:12No.
00:21:13That won't be necessary, sir.
00:21:15I just felt so bad for him.
00:21:18I mean, you know what a ride like that means to a charity case like him?
00:21:22Let's see how long you can keep up this little heiress routine without a penny to your name.
00:21:30Oh, almost forgot.
00:21:35For the bus ride.
00:21:37Oh.
00:21:38Oh, you scrawny, ungrateful piece of shit.
00:21:42Stella treated you with pity.
00:21:43You treat her like that?
00:21:44Come out here and fight me like a man!
00:21:50Tony, save your energy.
00:21:52A commoner like that wouldn't know class if it slapped him in the face.
00:21:55She thinks she has me whipped.
00:21:57But she's about to learn who's really on the leash.
00:22:04What's been with that little punk lately?
00:22:06He's been talking back to you.
00:22:07He's probably just jealous because you've been hanging around.
00:22:10No, I think it's because you're too nice to him.
00:22:12You really can't indulge people like that.
00:22:14They'll just stab you in the back.
00:22:17So this is how you want to play it, Enzo?
00:22:19I don't care if you kiss my feet and shower me in gifts.
00:22:23You're dead to me.
00:22:34There you go.
00:22:36Thanks.
00:22:37Nice house.
00:22:38Yeah, thank you.
00:22:39That's great.
00:22:44Wow.
00:22:44I've never had a guy take me home before.
00:22:46But I'm just really happy that it was you.
00:22:51Um, my birthday is this Friday.
00:22:53And I was wondering if maybe you'd want to celebrate with me?
00:22:58That's right.
00:22:59Lily and Stella have the same birthday.
00:23:01I always threw Stella the biggest part as money could buy.
00:23:04So no one was around to celebrate Lily's.
00:23:06Yes.
00:23:07Of course.
00:23:08Lily, I am never missing your birthday again.
00:23:10You can count on that.
00:23:17See you later, okay?
00:23:18Okay.
00:23:18I was lost till I fell in your eyes.
00:23:26Have you won't drink?
00:23:28I feel like home.
00:23:30You're a little lagged today.
00:23:41Almost cost me my job.
00:23:43You really want to make it harder to win over Stella?
00:23:45The only reason you're even still employed, Kevin,
00:23:48was because you were my father's trusted chauffeur for the past 10 years.
00:23:52And I really don't give a shit what Stella thinks.
00:23:57Good luck locking her down with this petty bullshit.
00:24:00Petty?
00:24:00You live in a mansion with your daughter and make more than all the other employees, Kevin.
00:24:10I could make your life go away like that.
00:24:13All right?
00:24:14So shut your mouth and put the foot on the gas.
00:24:19Yes, sir.
00:24:22If he's starting to lose interest, then Stella's got to get him back.
00:24:26We deserve to be in the Quinn family, one way or another.
00:24:30Good afternoon there, Enzo.
00:24:38May I take your bag?
00:24:39Sure.
00:24:40Yeah.
00:24:40Thank you so much.
00:24:44Have your day, May.
00:24:46Very well.
00:24:47Thank you, sir.
00:24:47Yes.
00:24:48Oh, May.
00:24:49So I was thinking this Friday night, I would love to host an extravagant birthday party at
00:24:54the mansion for a very special girl.
00:24:57Do you think we could contact Mr. Blake, the former White House event planner, to get everything
00:25:02organized?
00:25:03Of course, sir.
00:25:05And I hope you're hungry.
00:25:07Your father had top-grade carbonara shrimp flown in from Spain.
00:25:11The chef is preparing it now, and it will be ready right after your bath.
00:25:14Oh, May.
00:25:16You're the greatest.
00:25:17Thank you so much.
00:25:18I'll see you later.
00:25:22Look at that little creep, pretending like he's moved on from Stella.
00:25:27Still throwing a fancy birthday party for her.
00:25:30As long as she keeps his interest, we'll be married to the Quinn fortune in no time.
00:25:35Take whatever you want.
00:25:44It's not that expensive anyway.
00:25:46What?
00:25:47These are all designer brand, limited edition.
00:25:50Any one of these could be tens of thousands of dollars.
00:25:54And this is Brady's original battle jersey.
00:25:58This thing's a certified relic.
00:25:59Keep it.
00:26:00My family can just buy more if we want to.
00:26:03Whatever I want, I get.
00:26:04You're so lucky.
00:26:06Sometimes I question the taste of old rich people.
00:26:08Like, this is so hideous.
00:26:10Even my own grandmother wouldn't wear it.
00:26:13Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:26:15No, who said you could touch that?
00:26:16That heirloom was worth more than your life.
00:26:18Put it back.
00:26:18Put all of this back.
00:26:20Don't be such a buzzkill, Enzo.
00:26:21These are my guests.
00:26:22No, Stella.
00:26:23They're your freaking mindless drones chasing after your fake fortune.
00:26:27You have no right to bring them into my parents' bedroom.
00:26:29You shouldn't even be here.
00:26:30What are you talking about?
00:26:31This is Stella's family mansion?
00:26:34You're lucky they even let you stay here.
00:26:36Who even let you into this wing?
00:26:38Don't you have some danky servant's quarters to get back to?
00:26:42You know, Stella, I'm just going to give you one chance to just come clean right now and tell everyone the truth.
00:26:47Or you and your dad are going to have to find somewhere else to live.
00:26:50What's it going to be?
00:26:51Stop being so immature.
00:26:56I know that you're doing all of this because you're jealous of Tony.
00:27:00Stella, you want me to take care of this poser?
00:27:02Oh, you've got to be fucking joking, Stella.
00:27:04You want him on my jersey?
00:27:06No, take it off now.
00:27:08Be real.
00:27:09Both you and I know you can never afford this jersey.
00:27:12Stella bought it for you out of pity.
00:27:14You're a walking charity case.
00:27:15Oh, Jesus.
00:27:17Oh, yeah, why don't I just find the certificate of authenticity and we can see who the ownership's of?
00:27:21Can you not be such a fucking spaz for one night, Enzo?
00:27:24It's just a dirty old jersey.
00:27:26What's the matter if he wears it?
00:27:28Stella, that dirty old jersey is the same jersey Tom Brady wore when he won his first Super Bowl.
00:27:32It's not nothing.
00:27:34And if you want me to like you, you'll let him wear it?
00:27:37Uh, Enzo, can you just stop killing the vibe?
00:27:42We all know you're acting out because you're just Stella.
00:27:44You're lucky Stella's so patient with you.
00:27:47I would have had the cops cart you off ages ago with your creepy-ass Norman Bates act.
00:27:55Yeah, that's great.
00:27:56I said take it off.
00:27:57Enzo, stop.
00:28:00It's okay, babe.
00:28:02The kid wants to play?
00:28:03We can play.
00:28:04We can play.
00:28:07That's right.
00:28:21Come on, get up.
00:28:22Yeah, see what happens.
00:28:24Give me a reason to beat your ass.
00:28:26Get your fucking face in, motherfucker.
00:28:31Enzo!
00:28:31Oh, God.
00:28:32Get off of Tony, you freak.
00:28:34What the hell is going on in here?
00:28:38Dad, hurry up and kick Enzo out.
00:28:40He's acting like a zombie.
00:28:41Wait, did you just call the chauffeur dad?
00:28:46No, I...
00:28:47Did I hear that right?
00:28:48The chauffeur's your dad?
00:28:50Well, Stella, you want to tell them the truth?
00:28:52This nerd is like he's a completely different person now.
00:28:55Get off of me!
00:28:56Are you guys crazy?
00:29:00Stella is the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:29:02How could her father be a useless nobody?
00:29:05Right, Stella?
00:29:08Duh.
00:29:09If my father was some broke-ass chauffeur, I would literally throw myself off a cliff.
00:29:14And hey, this isn't even about me.
00:29:15Enzo's the one acting like a total psycho.
00:29:19She might be pushing the kid too far.
00:29:21I can't lose this job.
00:29:23It's getting late, Miss Stella.
00:29:25Maybe I should take your friends home?
00:29:27Why?
00:29:28We're just starting to have fun.
00:29:33Fine.
00:29:34Guys, my driver will take you home.
00:29:36We'll hang another time.
00:29:37What?
00:29:37Stella, why are you listening to him?
00:29:40I'm not.
00:29:41I just remembered I have a test tomorrow.
00:29:43I have to study.
00:29:46Alright, let's bounce.
00:29:52Aren't you forgetting something?
00:29:53Guys, leave the stuff.
00:30:12Hey, mate.
00:30:14I'm sorry.
00:30:15Kevin, I am so happy you've made yourself so comfortable in my father's seat eating my dinner.
00:30:24Stop the attitude, kid.
00:30:26I drive your ass on every day.
00:30:28You think that's not exhausting?
00:30:31Can I just sit down and eat something?
00:30:32I'm sorry.
00:30:34Kevin, do you see any of the other help doing what you're doing right now?
00:30:38Or is this just what you do to make yourself feel like a big man?
00:30:44Hmm?
00:30:45Because guess what?
00:30:46This house, that food, your car, all of it belongs to my dad.
00:30:51And I am sick of watching you take advantage of our name and generosity.
00:30:55Yes!
00:30:57Everyone is gone.
00:30:58Can you drop the act?
00:31:00I'm having my share.
00:31:01And Stella will have hers, just like any other night.
00:31:03And if there's anything left, feel free to have our scraps.
00:31:10May, can you come get our chapmasseus to come and give me a rubdown?
00:31:13And while you're at it, can you get that pastry guy from the Tokyo Ritz to send over the buns with the gold leaf on top?
00:31:19Warmth.
00:31:21I can't believe this is the woman I thought I loved.
00:31:28May, are you fucking deaf or dumb?
00:31:31Move your fugly feet and get out of here!
00:31:34Sweetheart.
00:31:35Long day, huh?
00:31:37Come on.
00:31:38Carbonero, strip.
00:31:40Oh, Spain.
00:31:41So amazing.
00:31:43What are you still doing here?
00:31:45God, am I speaking Latin over here?
00:31:48Get moving or I'll get you fired!
00:31:51Yes, miss.
00:31:52No.
00:31:53No, no, no, May.
00:31:53You don't work for these people.
00:31:55Enzo, I've dealt with your bullshit all day.
00:31:59You're not going to win me back by acting like a total dickhead to us.
00:32:03Show some respect.
00:32:05Respect.
00:32:06Okay.
00:32:08Your father is a penniless driver that sits around here like a gluttonous oath,
00:32:13and you are just his spoiled brat daughter drooling over an ounce of my fortune.
00:32:19I have more respect for a sewer rat than I do either of you.
00:32:22Let me tell you something.
00:32:25This whole push-pull thing you got going on isn't going to work.
00:32:29It's really starting to piss me off.
00:32:32Enzo.
00:32:33Stella's a straightforward gal.
00:32:34She doesn't like these mind games.
00:32:36If you want her to like you, just treat her well.
00:32:39It's too late.
00:32:41I only hung out with this dweeb because I felt sorry for him.
00:32:43But clearly, that went to his head.
00:32:47Maybe I should punish his sorry ass and ignore him until he learns his lesson.
00:32:51Remember, Enzo, you can't live without me.
00:32:57Really?
00:32:57You are ducked out in thousands of dollars worth of pajamas and masks, all from my mom.
00:33:08And you think that I can't live without you.
00:33:12Ghost me all you want, Stella.
00:33:15I don't give a shit.
00:33:18I don't give a shit.
00:33:21What is your damage?
00:33:23You're acting more like a stuck-up bitch than a man.
00:33:25I didn't expect you, the mighty heir to the Quint Corp, to be such a cheapskate.
00:33:31We're only eating your food and using your things because we thought that you were offering them to us out of your generosity.
00:33:39Generosity?
00:33:40Please, Dad.
00:33:41He only gave us those things because he wanted to get in my pants.
00:33:45And now what?
00:33:46Because Tony and I got close, you want to take it out on us?
00:33:49Let's go, Dad.
00:33:52Just looking at him makes me sick.
00:33:55Sir, are you okay?
00:34:07Sir, are you okay?
00:34:12May I want you to take everything you've touched?
00:34:15The gyms, the couches, even the goddamn utensils.
00:34:20Throw it all out.
00:34:21It is painted.
00:34:22Yes, sir.
00:34:25From now on, they are not to use a single thing that the Quint family owns.
00:34:30No more VIP treatment.
00:34:32No more fine dining.
00:34:34No more using my family's name to take advantage of me.
00:34:37Okay?
00:34:37Let them see how it feels to be controlled.
00:34:44And someone has been pissing me off lately, Dad.
00:34:47I don't know how much longer I can talk with.
00:34:49Easy.
00:34:50He's just trying to get your attention.
00:34:51But you still got him eating out of the palm of your hand.
00:34:54What do you mean?
00:34:55I heard him till made me to contact the former White House event planner for a huge party
00:35:01this Friday night.
00:35:02So, he's obviously planning your big birthday bash.
00:35:06That's why he's been acting so weird lately.
00:35:09I knew he wasn't over me.
00:35:10What?
00:35:11You can't let him forget who's in charge.
00:35:14Don't worry.
00:35:15When I'm done with him, I'll have him at my feet, obeying my every.
00:35:19Where?
00:35:20Hey, Kevin.
00:35:25I want you to pick up Lily first, then head to school.
00:35:28Huh.
00:35:31Oh, my God.
00:35:34Dad, we're going to pick up Tony as usual.
00:35:35Let's go.
00:35:36Got it.
00:35:37Tony first, then off to school.
00:35:39Stop the car.
00:35:41What is your problem?
00:35:43Kevin, do we have a misunderstanding?
00:35:45Did I say to pick up Lily or Tony first?
00:35:48Because last time I checked, it's my family's car, and we pay to go where we want.
00:35:54Come on, Enzo.
00:35:56Let's not start the morning off like this.
00:35:58We always pick up Tony and then...
00:36:00No.
00:36:00We always do what your daughter says.
00:36:01And today, I am ordering you to pick up Lily, and Tony can fuck off.
00:36:07And if you have a problem with that, I'd be happy to speak to my father about your employment.
00:36:12Seriously?
00:36:13Lily?
00:36:14Again?
00:36:14If you think dragging that waste of space into this is going to make me jealous, you
00:36:19clearly haven't seen us side by side.
00:36:21She's a troll.
00:36:23A granny in hand-me-downs.
00:36:25Okay.
00:36:26You know what?
00:36:27I really don't feel like sharing my car today with an egotistical tramp like you.
00:36:32Excuse me?
00:36:33Oh, do you need your dad to open the door for you or no?
00:36:36You lost any chance you had with me?
00:36:41I hope you know that!
00:36:42And you never had a chance.
00:36:46Kevin, starting today, this is a private ride just for me and the people I approve.
00:36:51And if you have a problem with that, you can join your daughter on the street.
00:36:58All right.
00:37:02Let's go see Lily.
00:37:03Lily?
00:37:03Lily?
00:37:06You're a fucking asshole, Enzo!
00:37:12You're going to be the goddamn joke of the school!
00:37:14I am so done with you!
00:37:16Absolutely no chill.
00:37:41We all heard that you're such a creep to Stella that she couldn't even ride in the same car as you.
00:37:48Creep?
00:37:50Nah, man, I actually kicked her out of my car.
00:37:52But I'll do whatever the hell I want and it's none of your business.
00:37:56Christ, you're just a pathological liar.
00:37:59We all know that you're just the son of Stella's servant.
00:38:05God, Ben, quit poking the bear.
00:38:07The last thing I need is to end up freaking out and blowing my cover.
00:38:12So how about you go apologize to Stella and lay off?
00:38:19Ben, you don't want to get expelled for this freak.
00:38:34Babe, why do you keep sticking up for him if he's being an ass?
00:38:37I mean, he's your servant's son, right?
00:38:42You don't want people getting the wrong idea like he's the Quinn heir.
00:38:46Please, if it weren't for me, his family wouldn't have food on the table. I'm just being generous.
00:38:50You're too sweet, babe.
00:38:51Speaking of that scholarship you mentioned, how's that coming along?
00:39:04Well, the school only gives scholarships to the top student and you know who has the highest GPA.
00:39:11But if I tell him to hand it over, then he'll do it.
00:39:14You really think he'll agree?
00:39:16I mean, he's been acting like a little bitch lately, but he's still obsessed with me.
00:39:20If I ask him, he'll do it.
00:39:21All right, everyone. Your exams are in. Some of you could have done a bit more studying, but others really went above and beyond.
00:39:37I hope you don't mind me singling you out like this, Enzo, but you really knocked it out of the park.
00:39:44105% with extra points on the bonus question?
00:39:48He always does this and messes up the curve every time. Teacher's pet.
00:39:53I know, he's a know-it-all. You need to be smart when you're poor and a loser.
00:39:57I'm really proud to announce that you earned the academic scholarship yet another year.
00:40:04Unless, of course, you plan on passing it up again like last time.
00:40:08Miss James, since Enzo doesn't need the scholarship, I think that we should give it to our football captain, Tony Whitman.
00:40:19I'm sorry. Stella, why would I not need a scholarship? I'm just the son of a lowly servant.
00:40:24Yeah, but we all know the Quinns pay for everything alone.
00:40:28Like their own little personal charity case.
00:40:31Exactly. Around Stella it's all, yes ma'am, no ma'am.
00:40:35We all know you're just simping up to their family so they pay for your college.
00:40:39Enzo, what do you say?
00:40:42Are you going to be passing it up again this year?
00:40:48Enzo, are you going to be passing it up again this year?
00:40:54Miss James, I'm going to take it.
00:40:59What the hell, Enzo? I told you we're giving that scholarship to Tony.
00:41:04Oh, sorry. If you want to talk to someone, you should probably decide on someone who cares.
00:41:09Yo, she feeds you. She clothes you. She lets you ride in her luxury cars.
00:41:14How are you going to gas yourself up like you're not some pathetic little leech?
00:41:16Tony actually works for what he has. He's not some clout chasing bot. You're not even worthy of spin shining his shoes.
00:41:23Oh yeah? If you worked so hard, why didn't you win it?
00:41:25Hm? I don't know. Sounds like Stella won her boy toy on some pretty empty premises.
00:41:30All right, all right. Let's settle down, everyone. Settle down.
00:41:37Stella, get back to your seat.
00:41:39Miss James, if you say anything else, I'll call my daddy and cut the funding to your department.
00:41:43Enzo, I told you we're giving that scholarship to Tony, so just...
00:41:46Why don't you just give that scholarship to Tony and we can forget about all the little arguments we've been having.
00:41:57We can go back to how things were. Wouldn't that be nice?
00:42:01Oh, Stella, if only you knew how ironic that question is.
00:42:06No, okay? I do not want to go back to the way things were. In fact, I'm going to make sure that this cushy life you've been enjoying gets pulled out from your Prada wearing.
00:42:16I hate you!
00:42:17Oh, I hate you more.
00:42:18Stella, back to your seat. Now.
00:42:36Well, well, well. That isn't Mr. High and Mighty. You know, you're getting pretty cocky during class today.
00:42:48Can I help you guys?
00:42:50I know you're probably used to helping being the son of a servant, but right now I think you owe us an apology for throwing us out last night.
00:42:57And while you're at it, go ahead and hand the scholarship over to Tony like a good little bitch.
00:43:01We didn't want to cause any problems in Stella's mansion, but here we can do whatever we want.
00:43:08So now, get on your hands and knees and spit shine our shoes. Nice and clean.
00:43:14Get out of my way.
00:43:20You think you have a choice? Lick her shoe now, bitch!
00:43:25Hey! Let him go!
00:43:28Hey! Let him go!
00:43:31You were lucky this time, but the teachers won't always be around to save you.
00:43:40Tony, what the hell are you doing?
00:43:41Nothing, coach. Just, uh, messing around.
00:43:46Shit! Why are they provoking Enzo? What if he reveals the truth that I'm the chauffeur's daughter?
00:43:51My image as the Quinn heir would be ruined!
00:43:53Are you alright, son? Yeah, I'm fine.
00:43:56Save your energy, Tommy.
00:43:57Tommy, I've decided we're ignoring him after everything he did.
00:44:03You're Enzo, right?
00:44:05P.E.T. you told me you can guess what's P.E.T.
00:44:06Have you considered trying out for the football team?
00:44:09What? You can't be serious! I mean, the skinny runt?
00:44:12Unless you can pick up the pace, he may be our best option. And the new team captain.
00:44:17Oh, well, what?
00:44:18Look, the school is holding a scrimmage as tryouts for the new season. I would love to see what you've got. What do you say?
00:44:24You want me to play?
00:44:25This lanky loser can never be team captain.
00:44:33Coach, I mean, I love football. Don't get me wrong. You seriously think I have what it takes?
00:44:38Only one way to find out.
00:44:40He'll be pummeled in the first five seconds!
00:44:43Football is just not brute force.
00:44:44Flesh out our team, and right now, we're lacking speed.
00:44:48How can he run when his scrawny little neck can't even keep the helmet up?
00:44:54Coach?
00:44:57I'll give it a try.
00:44:59Joking!
00:45:01Great. I look forward to seeing you-
00:45:14Tomorrow, I'm gonna humiliate you in front of the entire school.
00:45:25When it's all over, we'll still have the girl.
00:45:27T-O-N-Y! Go, Tony! He's our guy! Go, Cougars! Go, Tony!
00:45:46Dude, don't sweat it. We're the star quarterback last season. Beating Enzo is gonna be like crushing a pug.
00:45:52I'm gonna make that punk regret he was ever born, let alone dream of being on the football team.
00:45:59Coach says that little nerd Enzo's gonna be joining us.
00:46:02If he stands us up, he's a dead man.
00:46:07Enzo, where are you?
00:46:14Hey, Lily, you might want to check the little boy's room.
00:46:17I think I saw Enzo crying in one of the stalls.
00:46:19If I were him, I'd have changed my name by now.
00:46:22There's no coming back from that kind of humiliation.
00:46:25He's not backing down, he's just-
00:46:26It's cute that you want to protect your little four-eyed servant spawn,
00:46:29but football's a sport for real men.
00:46:31Not servants and hand-me-downs.
00:46:36Please, Enzo, please come.
00:46:37Let's go, let's go! Hustle up!
00:46:43Coach, the big game's about to start, and Enzo's not here yet. He should be disqualified.
00:46:51Let's wait a little longer.
00:46:52I told you he'd only weigh us down.
00:46:56He's not even here, and he's already fucking things up.
00:46:58If Enzo costs us the scrimmage, I'm never letting him off the hook.
00:47:01He's never even held a football. He's a joke.
00:47:04Don't bother waiting for Enzo. He won't be coming.
00:47:08Enzo!
00:47:09Enzo!
00:47:10I'm not asking!
00:47:11I'm telling!
00:47:13Football means everything!
00:47:15To Tony, and if you even think about showing up tomorrow,
00:47:19I swear, you'll never get a chance with me.
00:47:23Fine. Let's get started.
00:47:25Wait!
00:47:28Is that?
00:47:29It can't be!
00:47:30Oh my god, I think it is.
00:47:32He looks like a completely different person.
00:47:39That's Enzo?
00:47:49I didn't expect him to clean up so nice.
00:47:52Okay, I didn't know he had it in him.
00:47:54And like, if you don't want him, maybe I could take him for a spin?
00:47:58We can't let Lily hug him all to herself.
00:48:00Ew, you slut.
00:48:02He's still a servant boy.
00:48:03You're a servant boy.
00:48:08Hey.
00:48:09Hi.
00:48:10How's it going?
00:48:12I knew you'd make it.
00:48:13Of course.
00:48:14Gotta see what this nerd can do, right?
00:48:16Would you come to watch?
00:48:17Of course, I'd do anything for you.
00:48:22I thought I told you not to come.
00:48:24Well, what's the problem?
00:48:25Scared I'll humiliate your boyfriend and put in the entire school?
00:48:28Yeah, I don't listen to you anymore, Stella.
00:48:30You're the daughter of my employee.
00:48:31Don't forget.
00:48:34What's the matter? Studying before the big game?
00:48:37I mean, football's just math.
00:48:39So you make us all late to avoid getting humiliated on the field?
00:48:43No.
00:48:44I had to make a grand entrance before I kick your ass.
00:48:47Do you want to square up, pussy?
00:48:49Or wait.
00:48:50Do you need to read a textbook to learn how to throw a punch?
00:49:03Babe, I cannot believe that son of your servant is acting like he owns this place.
00:49:09I mean, if I didn't know any better, I'd think that he's the real Quinn heir.
00:49:12Shit.
00:49:13They're starting to catch on.
00:49:14If that little simp keeps acting all big and tall, everyone will figure out he's the real heir.
00:49:19Enzo's father's been serving my family for years.
00:49:22We took his family in when they lost their home, so they told me to let some things slide and make him feel welcomed.
00:49:28Babe, you're too sweet.
00:49:31But that punk is trying to take advantage of you.
00:49:33Don't worry.
00:49:34Teach him a lesson on the field.
00:49:35Let's go!
00:49:36Let's go!
00:49:41Looks like the blue team needs a few more drills.
00:49:43The charge angle's off by five degrees!
00:49:44And the winner is Blue Team!
00:50:08How about that?
00:50:09Just kicked your ass using geometry.
00:50:14that fucking pussy got lucky i can't believe the nerd actually won it's kind of hot
00:50:22i knew you could do it thanks for believing in me
00:50:27enzo's supposed to be into stella why the hell is that frigid bitch getting all his attention
00:50:33is your shower head broken lily or is this pathetic simp's desperation a turn-on for you
00:50:39oh are you jealous fucking gross you already have your naive virgin
00:50:46attention the selection ceremony for the interstate football championship will be held in the auditorium
00:50:54in five minutes the chairman of the school board will personally announce the player selected
00:50:59to be the team captain that position is toned if you really want to impress stella you'll do the
00:51:06whole school a favor and sit the ceremony out this is it she has no idea the chairman of the
00:51:11school board is my father's friend i don't care about team captain i just want to see her exposed
00:51:16for stealing my identity in front of everyone
00:51:19wait who is he that's not the chairman of the school board hello students i am julian de leon
00:51:35vice chairman of the school board the chairman had important matters to attend to so i am honored to
00:51:41announce the list of players who are qualified to join our team the roaring rich high schools cougars
00:51:48after today's scrimmage before that i'd like to give special thanks to the bright star education
00:51:55foundation for their generous donation to our school their support has allowed for significant
00:52:00developments and enrichment of the school i would now like to invite the air to the family that started it all
00:52:07if you so much as move i'll never talk to you again and you'll be banished from all social groups at roaring rich high
00:52:24hello everyone i am stella i mean quinn of the famed quinn group and i'm sure by now everybody
00:52:41knows that thanks to quinn corp we have the bright star education foundation paving the way for a brighter
00:52:47future future i could have sworn the heir to quinn corp was a guy maybe i should call the chairman
00:52:57well no one's contradicting her i must be mistaken in honor of the bright stars education foundation
00:53:12selfless donation to our school we have decided to bestow the honor of selecting the team captain
00:53:19to miss stella herself
00:53:21what an unexpected honor i'll have to think about it as the backbone of our school's football team
00:53:30tony has led our cougars to more victories than i can remember cheering for so i feel like the obvious
00:53:36and rightful choice for this year's team captain is tony whitman
00:53:41thank you all so much
00:53:46stella such a babe right she's the best cheerleader on and off the field
00:53:51i promise that i will lead our school to a district championship
00:53:56go cougars
00:53:58go cougars
00:54:01i'm sorry i'm sorry did today mean nothing nothing because if tony's performance on the field
00:54:10is any indication of the future he should be as far away from the football as possible
00:54:14and the quinn air gets to make the decision and i think that should be me
00:54:19right stella what is up with these mind games if enzo keeps acting like this he's gonna be a deep
00:54:25shit if you have a problem with my decision then i can call my father and have him remove the bright
00:54:31star funding from roaring ridge high no that won't be necessary you sit down before you ruin this for
00:54:37everyone stella and her family have made countless and generous donations to the school what have you
00:54:44done except cause a scene well i would hate to ruin it for anyone sir but fortunately for you stella
00:54:50has no say over the bright star education foundation because she's not the quinn air i am
00:54:55stella has no say over the bright star education foundation because she's not the quinn air i am
00:55:03sorry everyone this freak has been stalking me for years and clearly his obsession has just become
00:55:09delusional enzo i am done tolerating your bullshit i've been way too nice to you i'm never speaking to
00:55:15you again you're officially canceled fine with me you're gonna move out of my house too or should i
00:55:19kick you out all right everyone let's settle down stella i apologize you should be ashamed posing as
00:55:30a quinn air after this assembly i am marching straight to principal harris's office and see to
00:55:35it that you are expelled what was it enzo enzo quinn sir oh my gosh give it up enzo everyone knows
00:55:43you're faking it oh yeah was i faking it on the field today the only reason you beat me today is
00:55:50because you're lucky we can do a rematch anytime but we're gonna do street rules so i can pummel your
00:55:55ass to the ground why don't you just get the hell out of here no one likes you anyway besides that
00:55:59mousy-haired ugly betty in the back
00:56:01you need to remember who your real boss is i look forward to seeing you at my house
00:56:09tonight after i speak to my father
00:56:11clearly his jealousy is reaching new heights after my birthday i'll have to put him back in his place
00:56:25for good clearly somebody's on their period
00:56:29anyway my final decision still stands tony will be the team captain that district trophy is ours
00:56:37and one last thing my 18th birthday is this friday and everyone is welcome to the quinn mansion to
00:56:48come and celebrate we will have mr blake the former white house events manager planning the party
00:56:53and it is sure to be a day to remember
00:56:55don't worry about that scent babe he's just doing this to get your attention
00:57:03well duh but he's really been embarrassing me he better not fuck up my birthday
00:57:07i can't believe you have an actual former events planner from the white house planning your party
00:57:12that's so luxe it must be like a million dollars
00:57:16two million actually
00:57:17oh my god i have to buy a new dress this is even bigger than prom
00:57:23a real mansion party
00:57:25babe is there gonna be a dj there
00:57:27is there gonna be a dj try to dj in every room
00:57:31well you gotta make sure to save a dance for me okay
00:57:48everything except for the party sir
00:57:50amazing could we just run through that checklist one more time because this party needs to be perfect for lily
00:57:55yes sir
00:57:56great thank you
00:57:58after everything i put her through in my past life
00:58:02it's what she deserves
00:58:04why won't you let me meet your classmate
00:58:06i want my friends to know my father is a chauffeur for the quinn family
00:58:22for tonight can you please just stay in your room
00:58:37kevin what are you doing you're supposed to pick up lily fifteen minutes ago
00:58:41find someone else to pick her up
00:58:42kevin are you tired of being a driver do you need me to find your replacement
00:58:45fine i'll go
00:58:46fine i'll go
00:58:47okay
00:58:48okay
00:58:50Stella's birthday party is about to start
00:58:52so why the hell is he still thinking about lily
00:58:55well i guess we'll let little lily see for herself how desperate Enzo is to please my daughter
00:59:02pretty
00:59:03attention attention everybody
00:59:05i would like to introduce to you all the beautiful the gorgeous the effervescent Queen Stella
00:59:11whoo
00:59:13oh my god
00:59:14oh my god
00:59:15oh my god
00:59:16oh my god
00:59:17that's my best friend
00:59:18we both
00:59:19well Enzo may be pissing me off lately but he doesn't want to throw a party
00:59:22if he doesn't embarrass me tonight maybe I'll forgive him
00:59:26oh my god
00:59:28is that the dress that's going viral right now
00:59:30could I
00:59:31the designer Jacques de corte only made two for the Stardust fashion show in Milan
00:59:35fashion show in Milan.
00:59:36It cost $100,000.
00:59:39Oh my God, can I touch it?
00:59:43It feels like pure money.
00:59:46This is insane.
00:59:48This might be the best night of my life.
00:59:49Seriously, I don't know how to thank you.
00:59:51No need, just sit close to me.
00:59:53The Quinns like to spoil those who are loyal to us.
00:59:56There'll be plenty more parties to come.
00:59:57Can I livestream this?
00:59:59I need to show my followers your mansion.
01:00:01Of course.
01:00:02Everyone, say hi!
01:00:09Oh my God, you have to seem to say hi!
01:00:16Are you seeing that?
01:00:17Oh my, 50,000 views?
01:00:20In seconds.
01:00:21Stella, you could literally be an influencer
01:00:23with a life like this.
01:00:24I already beat you to it.
01:00:26Oh my God.
01:00:28Hey besties, the party's about to start,
01:00:30so don't go anywhere.
01:00:31It's going to be insane.
01:00:33Love you.
01:00:35Thank you all so much for coming to my party.
01:00:38Please help yourself to everything and anything.
01:00:41Let's make this a day to remember.
01:00:43Turn up the music.
01:00:47Happy birthday, Stella.
01:00:49Hayes!
01:00:50See you guys!
01:00:51I'm tired.
01:00:52Shh!
01:00:53Do you like it?
01:00:54Say hi!
01:00:55Hey!
01:00:56Can you get that?
01:00:57Can you get that?
01:00:58You got it.
01:00:59Mmm.
01:01:00You like it?
01:01:03Say hi!
01:01:06If it isn't the resident ass licker of the Stella fan club.
01:01:13Should you let all these people in here?
01:01:16Say hi to the viewers, Enzo!
01:01:18Grab your popcorn and get ready.
01:01:20This simp is known for his little meltdowns.
01:01:22Perfect timing, Enzo.
01:01:24Go clean up the mess over there and restock the booze,
01:01:27because we're just getting started.
01:01:29Oh, and while you're at it, have the maid go make my bed,
01:01:33because Tony and I are going to need it later.
01:01:35Oh no!
01:01:36I'd ask the cop a couple condoms,
01:01:38but I don't know if I'd fit in your pee-wee size.
01:01:41Girl, there's no way that a nerdy little virgin like him
01:01:44has ever had a chance to even use a condom.
01:01:47You know, Stella, you have some fucking nerve
01:01:50acting like you own this place.
01:01:51You know for a fact, this is not your party.
01:01:54This is not your house.
01:01:55Let me tell you something.
01:01:56You're not a Quinn.
01:01:58You're a fucking joke.
01:02:00The daughter of some broke-ass chauffeur.
01:02:03I'm going to give you ten minutes to shut this down
01:02:05before I kick you and your father out without a pot to piss in.
01:02:09For I kick you and your father out of my place without a pot to piss in.
01:02:14Look, Enzo, I know you threw this whole party just to try and get my attention,
01:02:18but I'm not going to forgive you for acting like a freak
01:02:21just because you put up a few string lights.
01:02:23God, Stella, you are so self-absorbed and delusional.
01:02:28I cannot believe I ever thought you were worth my time.
01:02:30I mean this with all offense, Enzo.
01:02:33You disgust me.
01:02:35If you want me to kick this scrawny ass out of here...
01:02:37I got it.
01:02:39You're just a pathetic little freak who threw a shitty ass party.
01:02:47You should be embarrassed.
01:02:49And if you don't get Mr. Blake back here to get my attention,
01:02:53I'll never speak to you again.
01:02:55Oh my god, are you getting all of this?
01:02:57Every single second.
01:02:58The viewers are eating it up.
01:03:00Hey, Mae.
01:03:08Could you call Mr. Blake and tell him to get here immediately?
01:03:11This party is not up to my standard.
01:03:13And, um, could you have a couple of meads?
01:03:15Please meet us in the backyard.
01:03:17Oh my god.
01:03:19He's so whipped.
01:03:21That's right.
01:03:22He can act as stubborn as he wants, but at the end of the day, I own him.
01:03:27Stella, you gotta teach me how to whip a simp into place.
01:03:31It's just like training a stray dog.
01:03:34Shower them with attention, and you never get away until they whine for it back.
01:03:41Amazing.
01:03:42Okay, uh, can everyone listen up, please?
01:03:44Make sure to get my good side.
01:03:46The viewers are gonna love this.
01:03:47Could we please show off the gifts I prepared?
01:03:52Oh my god.
01:03:53Are those THE Harry Winston crystal shoes?
01:03:58They're like three million dollars.
01:04:00Someone in the chat said the Imperial Bloom necklace was originally owned by the royal family.
01:04:05Damn, Tony.
01:04:06Kid's dropping stacks on your girl.
01:04:08Where'd you get her?
01:04:09I don't need to pay for her attention.
01:04:12She knows who the real prize is.
01:04:14Well, since you did such a good job on the gifts, I'll forgive you for acting like a total spaz.
01:04:19Tony, help me with the necklace.
01:04:21Uh, no.
01:04:24What?
01:04:25Bella, you think these gifts are for you?
01:04:27Jesus Christ, you are so full of yourself.
01:04:30How about this?
01:04:31Get these party crashers out of here before the real birthday girl comes.
01:04:37Get these party crashers out of here before the real birthday girl comes.
01:04:40What?
01:04:41The real birthday girl?
01:04:43Let me dumb this down for you.
01:04:46This.
01:04:47Is.
01:04:48Not.
01:04:49Your.
01:04:50Curthing.
01:04:51What?
01:04:52Having second thoughts because I was sitting on Tony's lap?
01:04:55You're gonna punish me like a little bitch?
01:04:57Oh.
01:04:58God, I thought women were catty?
01:05:00I mean, this is some straight petty bullshit.
01:05:04I don't give a shit what either of you two do.
01:05:09Stella, I am done.
01:05:12Okay?
01:05:13You and your dad can go back to your miserable slum life.
01:05:18Kiss all this goodbye.
01:05:20What a joke.
01:05:22All this?
01:05:23You mean the pool?
01:05:24The mansion?
01:05:26The gifts?
01:05:27The servants?
01:05:28Those are all Stella's.
01:05:30Shit, I don't know what's up with Enzo, but Tony might push him over the edge.
01:05:33I can't lose this.
01:05:36The only thing you can take away from her is your creepy ass obsession.
01:05:43So why don't you see yourself out?
01:05:45Or I guess I have to.
01:05:47And I'm not exactly gentle.
01:05:51I'd like to see you try.
01:05:54Oh my god, Enzo, you're literally ruining Stella's day.
01:05:57Taking all of the attention like a dick.
01:05:59Quit with the lies.
01:06:00If Stella's not the real birthday girl, then who is?
01:06:15Lily?
01:06:16What is she doing here?
01:06:20Happy birthday, Miss Lily.
01:06:25Wow.
01:06:27You look incredible.
01:06:28Babe, is this how your staff always treats you?
01:06:32Why are they saying it's Lily's birthday?
01:06:37Did you invite her?
01:06:38If you don't make her leave in the next few seconds, I'm never speaking to you again.
01:06:43Who says I want to celebrate your birthday?
01:06:45Okay?
01:06:46Happy birthday, Lily.
01:06:47I'm so sorry, Stella totally ruined your party, but Mr. Blake, he's on his way.
01:06:51He's gonna make everything perfect for your big day.
01:06:53You didn't have to do this, Enzo.
01:06:55This is...
01:06:56It's just amazing.
01:06:58Kindly leave.
01:07:00This party has standards.
01:07:03The money you get the fuck out of yourself.
01:07:05Do you really think that after all these years of treating me like shit, that I would want to celebrate your birthday?
01:07:16I'm gonna say this one last time.
01:07:19This is not your party.
01:07:22This is Lily's party.
01:07:24This is fucking wild.
01:07:26Making up accusations just to try and get my attention.
01:07:31How did you even get here?
01:07:33The guard was only supposed to let in people on the list.
01:07:36You forgot your bag in the back.
01:07:37You forgot your bag in the back.
01:07:38Dad?
01:07:43Babe, did you just call the chauffeur your dad?
01:07:47Wait, didn't you call him dad the other night at the sleepover?
01:07:51Stella, is the chauffeur your dad?
01:07:54No, my dad is not some loser chauffeur.
01:07:56Wow.
01:07:58Stella, you would really put down your own dad just to cover your own facade.
01:08:03Mind your fucking business if I say it's not my dad.
01:08:06It's not my dad.
01:08:07When have I ever lied to you guys?
01:08:09Kevin, look at what you created.
01:08:11A stubborn rat.
01:08:13So self-obsessed, she won't even acknowledge you as her own father.
01:08:17Enzo, I think you should watch your tone.
01:08:19And remember that you are speaking to Miss Stella Quinn.
01:08:22Keep pushing and she'll cut you off for good.
01:08:26Shit.
01:08:27I thought that the chauffeur was her dad for a second.
01:08:31She thought Enzo is fucking psycho.
01:08:35Honestly, man, at least have the decency to show Stella some respect in her own house.
01:08:42Man, if I was a Quinn, I would have kicked you out a long time ago.
01:08:48Thanks for the idea, Tony.
01:08:50What do you say, Kevin?
01:08:52Should I throw out my stubborn staff and his narcissistic daughter?
01:08:56No, please don't.
01:08:58Kevin.
01:09:00Fire!
01:09:02Fire!
01:09:04You can't do this!
01:09:05You have no right to fire me, Enzo.
01:09:07Yes, I do.
01:09:08And someone who's on his way right now is going to tell you the exact same thing.
01:09:13Your dad?
01:09:14Is he coming back early?
01:09:16No, that's impossible.
01:09:17Uh, you guys, as of today, Kevin and his daughter are no longer employees of the Quinn Estate.
01:09:22Please see to it that their rooms are cleared out.
01:09:25If you so much as throw out our things, I'll have you thrown out to the streets in seconds.
01:09:29That's it.
01:09:30I'm never talking to you again.
01:09:31I hope you're happy.
01:09:33I'm over the fucking moon.
01:09:36Let's go clear out the windows.
01:09:37Come on.
01:09:38Let's go.
01:09:39Babe, he walked all over you in front of everyone.
01:09:43You need to do something about this.
01:09:45That simp is fucking dead!
01:09:46We need to go, we need to go, we need to go, we need to go.
01:09:51Incredible.
01:09:52I'm gone a couple of days and then my chauffeur and his daughter are walking all over my son.
01:09:57Step on it.
01:09:58We gotta get home.
01:09:59Happy birthday.
01:10:01Happy birthday.
01:10:03Happy birthday.
01:10:04Happy birthday.
01:10:06Happy birthday.
01:10:07Happy birthday.
01:10:09Happy birthday.
01:10:10Happy birthday.
01:10:11Happy birthday.
01:10:12birthday. I hope you like it. You didn't have to get me anything and so I'm just happy to be here
01:10:19with you. Happy to be with you too. Get that mousy little tramp out of my house now. Get that mousy
01:10:31little tramp out of my house now. Kevin, you can hand the car keys to May on your way out and Stella
01:10:39if you wouldn't mind taking off that dress that'd be great. Actually all your clothes belong to the
01:10:43Quinn Estate. You're making a huge mistake. Letting a rat like you into my home is my only mistake.
01:10:53Sorry, sorry, sorry. I came as soon as I could but the Kardashians needed me for a baby shower
01:11:01and they love to gab. No worries Mr. Blake. Why don't you just wheel that over to the birthday
01:11:06table? Of course. Wait a minute. I saw that Gavin and Christy's auction. Only the quills would be
01:11:14able to get their hands on a dress like that. She must be the birthday girl. Well, what a beautiful
01:11:18birthday girl. The belle of the ball. Well Enzo, looks like your little scheme just blew up in your
01:11:26face, huh? Finally, that idiot just let me have my cake and eat it too. Now I just need to get Enzo
01:11:33to shut up before anyone else questions me again as the rightful Quinn heir. I hope you're happy with
01:11:39your party. I've never worked this hard on an event before. It was passable. I believe the arrangement
01:11:47was to settle the bill after the event, correct? Two million dollars, right? Enzo will take care of it.
01:11:58Oh, no. Stella, this is your party, right? I mean, shouldn't have any problem paying. You're the
01:12:04daughter of the richest family in town. Shouldn't have any problem paying. You're the daughter of the
01:12:11richest family in town. Why are you being so smug? Stella is a Quinn heir. Two million, I mean,
01:12:18that's basically her weekly allowance, right Stella? Yeah, totally. Oh my god, I can't pay
01:12:25for this two million dollars just for one night. Wait, Enzo gave me one of his dad's blank checks
01:12:31before he started acting like such a jerk. Why reach into my own allowance when I have access
01:12:37to my daddy's personal account? Stella can get whatever she wants. She doesn't need you simping
01:12:43after her. Hmm. I forgot about my dad's checkbook. But luckily, I know the number of the family
01:12:50accountant. Hi. Someone is trying to impersonate the Quinn heir. Could you please freeze all
01:12:56my accounts? Thank you. He's just trying to scare me. He gave me that check himself. I know
01:13:04he wants me to beg for him in front of everyone. But this power trip of his needs to end. Mr.
01:13:10Blake, ignore him. We've been having some problem with the health recently. Why don't you scan
01:13:16that check here and now in front of everyone and show them that I'm the real Quinn heir?
01:13:22Right away, Miss Stella.
01:13:34I'm sorry. This is a bad check.
01:13:40I'm sorry. This is a bad check. What are you talking about? That account has billions.
01:13:46Oh my god. Did Enzo really freeze the account? No, no, no. In order for him to do it, he would
01:13:52have to really be a member of the Quinn family. I have no idea what's going on. But the viewers
01:13:59love it. Clearly, there's something wrong with your phone. It's not used to such large transactions.
01:14:05Miss Stella, I organize events worth tens of millions. My bank handles transactions like
01:14:12this every single day. You're scanning it wrong. Give me that.
01:14:19Are you trying to get out of the pain? No, of course not.
01:14:26If you can't pay now, I'm going to call the police.
01:14:30Pay up or pay the press.
01:14:38Pay up or pay the press.
01:14:46Of course. Will you just give me a moment?
01:14:49What do I do?
01:14:55You need to make that little punk pay up. We can't afford a bill like that.
01:14:59I know, but he's being a jerk.
01:15:01It's on your finger, right?
01:15:03You do whatever it takes to make him happy.
01:15:06Hey, guys. Sorry to interrupt. If you come clean right now, I might let you stay one more
01:15:10night while you figure out where to go next.
01:15:13It doesn't have to be like this.
01:15:15Listen, you know we can't afford that. Why did you freeze the account?
01:15:20I thought Mr. Pooh was your dad. That's what you've been telling everybody.
01:15:24God, can you just be serious for a moment, please?
01:15:29Fine. Seriously, you're neither my girlfriend nor my friend, and the two of you have been
01:15:33taking advantage of my family for far too long.
01:15:35Can we just talk about this after your father?
01:15:38Dad, shut up.
01:15:40What do you want? To embarrass me in front of everyone on my birthday? Is that going to
01:15:46get you off, you freak?
01:15:48For the last time, this isn't your birthday party, but you're too egotistical to realize
01:15:53that, Stella.
01:15:56I cannot believe I ever saw a future with you.
01:15:59Payment, please.
01:16:05Payment, please.
01:16:06And so, I hate how things have been between us recently.
01:16:15How about this?
01:16:16If you pay for this party, we can make things official and we can finally be together, but
01:16:22if I'm locked up for not paying them, then I'll never see you again.
01:16:31Enzo.
01:16:33Enzo.
01:16:33No.
01:16:34Enzo, you're the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
01:16:35If you plead guilty, they'll let you off with a slap on the wrist.
01:16:39I am just the daughter of your family chauffeur, a low-class nobody.
01:16:44They'll take me to jail and then I'll never see you again.
01:16:46I'll never see you again.
01:16:53That won't work twice.
01:16:56You spineless simp, you fucking lapdog.
01:17:00If you think you can live without me, you're a joke.
01:17:02Don't take it easy on that crybaby, Stella.
01:17:05I know what happened.
01:17:07He stole your father's actual checkbook, and that's why your check bounced.
01:17:14You're right.
01:17:15He must have switched the checks at the last minute as a last-ditch effort to get my attention.
01:17:20Tony, will you be a deer and get back for me?
01:17:27Yes.
01:17:28Of course.
01:17:42You can't just let Enzo fire me.
01:17:44We'd have nothing.
01:17:45But if this musclehead steals Enzo's checkbook, we'd have access to the Quinn's endless pile of cash.
01:17:52We can make off with billions before they even know it's missing.
01:17:56You know, we're not in school anymore.
01:17:59There's no one here to save you, buddy.
01:18:02You're such a meathead.
01:18:04You didn't even know when you were getting played.
01:18:05We'll see how well you talk back when I beat your face to a pulp.
01:18:11Stop right there!
01:18:15Oh my god, it's Jerry Quinn.
01:18:18The head of Quinn Court.
01:18:20He's the worst guy in the whole country.
01:18:22It's over, but he wasn't supposed to come back early.
01:18:28Pull it together.
01:18:29We'll find a way out of this.
01:18:30Okay.
01:18:36Dad, finally back.
01:18:38Dad.
01:18:38Stop pretending, Enzo, okay?
01:18:46We all know that your father is just one of Stella's servants.
01:18:50Shut up.
01:18:53Pardon me, did you just say that Enzo's father works for Stella's family?
01:18:58Has she been telling all of you that she's a queen?
01:19:00No, this is all a misunderstanding, sir.
01:19:03Stella would never say anything like that.
01:19:06What the fuck, old man?
01:19:08Leave now or I'll have Stella fire your ass.
01:19:13Shut up!
01:19:17Kevin.
01:19:18I'm gone for a couple of days and you and your daughter try to take over my estate?
01:19:22No, of course not, sir.
01:19:24Stella, what's going on?
01:19:28Are you not a Quinn?
01:19:38Playtime is over, Stella.
01:19:43Give up on your little heiress fantasy before you embarrass yourself any further.
01:19:47Dad, I've already taken the initiative to remove Kevin and Stella from our payroll.
01:19:55But it seems they don't understand that I have the authority to do so.
01:20:00Kevin, ten years ago we showed pity on you.
01:20:04A struggling father trying to raise his daughter.
01:20:06Is this how you repay us?
01:20:09We brought you into our home.
01:20:11Treated your daughter like a princess.
01:20:13Gave you a great way you should move on.
01:20:16And then this is what it comes down to?
01:20:18The both of you.
01:20:20Grateful leeches.
01:20:21Are you really the driver's daughter?
01:20:30Stop filming!
01:20:33All of you, put your phones away!
01:20:36This is a private property.
01:20:37You don't have my permission to film.
01:20:39Do you hear me?
01:20:40Yes, but this is not your property.
01:20:43Enzo, I give you full authority to do whatever you think is accordingly.
01:20:47Thank you, Dad.
01:20:49Kevin.
01:20:50Effective immediately, your employment as a Quinn Corp chauffeur has been terminated.
01:20:55Please take Stella and vacate the premises.
01:20:58Oh, and you might want to call a cab because those cars you drive are ours.
01:21:04Ironic, isn't it?
01:21:05Please, please, please, sir, we have nowhere to go.
01:21:18Please, please.
01:21:20You're embarrassing me.
01:21:21He's just a pathetic sim.
01:21:22Just stop.
01:21:23Enough.
01:21:24Stop.
01:21:25Don't you get it?
01:21:25He doesn't love you.
01:21:27He doesn't even like you.
01:21:28I've let you become some vain, materialistic, spoiled brat.
01:21:34Now Enzo wants nothing to do with you.
01:21:39What kind of a psychotic bitch do you gotta be to pretend to be part of the Quinn family?
01:21:44You played us the entire time.
01:21:47You're just a liar.
01:21:49You know, I'd ask you to replace my brother's phone screen.
01:21:52It looks like you can't even afford the air you breathe.
01:21:59Tony, Tony, please.
01:22:02I've wasted my time on a catfishing con artist.
01:22:05No, no, no, no, no, it's not like that.
01:22:08I showered you guys with gifts.
01:22:10I took you to parties.
01:22:12You can't turn your backs on me.
01:22:15No, no, no, this isn't fair.
01:22:17You can't do this.
01:22:18I'm not going out like this.
01:22:23Bella!
01:22:26You know, we need to...
01:22:27Did I just kill someone?
01:22:32Bella!
01:22:33Get back here!
01:22:35No!
01:22:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, she's gonna hurt someone!
01:22:39No!
01:22:40No!
01:22:40She's gonna hurt someone!
01:22:41Don't worry, I already abhorred the gate guard and Stella can't get out.
01:22:45This time, she's...
01:22:47She's not gonna hurt anyone.
01:22:48How do you know it?
01:22:50I wanted to tell you, but...
01:22:52I just...
01:22:54I couldn't find the right time.
01:23:05It was you?
01:23:08You brought me back?
01:23:09I brought both of us back.
01:23:11I wanted to give us a second chance at...
01:23:14Well, us.
01:23:16Let's not waste a moment of it, then.
01:23:20You're out...
01:23:21You're out of it, then.
01:23:22Let's not waste a moment of it.
01:23:26Oh, boy.
01:23:30I wanted to move on.
01:23:31I don't want to hear it...
01:23:32I want to give us a second chance to do it.
01:23:34So what do you think?
01:23:35Amen.