00:00Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I need to see a pass, man, you can't read, that's a VIP, you don't look very important at all.
00:08Okay, it's a personal attack, um, I'm Brent Morin, it's, it's...
00:11Who?
00:11This is my special, my first comedy special for Netflix, and I'm about to go on stage in five minutes, I have to get in there.
00:16Oh, you have to, I have to.
00:17I have to go, okay?
00:20Yeah, I know who I am.
00:24I stumbled across the British X Factor, you ever seen that in your life?
00:27That hits the heart right away.
00:30Where the host is like, what's your name?
00:31Kid's like, I don't have a name.
00:36I do want to be in love, I'm not ready for a relationship.
00:39As a man, I think you find somebody out of your league, and then you trick her.
00:43And you pray she doesn't catch on, that's the goal.
00:46You pray she doesn't come down like, you know, I was just thinking about us, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51Hey, hey, I'm funny, hey, you know?
00:54This is the worst time in history to be a drunk, by the way, hands down.
00:57We're too connected as people now.
00:58These smartphones, like, I shouldn't be able to get drunk, alone, in my bedroom, with the door locked, and ruin everything.
01:08You can email your boss.
01:10All you need is a first letter.
01:11T for Ted, subject, all caps.
01:13Fuck you, Ted.
01:14This is how all hot guys look all the time.
01:18You ever notice they laugh like they don't know what laughing is?
01:21Just, ha ha ha.
01:25You know what is baffling, though?
01:27It's how kids are sleeping with their teachers.
01:31We could have done that?
01:32We could have done that.
01:48We could have done that.
01:5222 new year old.
