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00:00:00Oh-ho! Looking good, girl.
00:00:18Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:24Please pick up.
00:00:27Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:35Sure thing, hon.
00:00:37Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:39He'll be there soon.
00:00:43Who?
00:00:47Drugging girls? My club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:51You got the wrong, I swear!
00:01:04Shut up. You have the worst timing.
00:01:08Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in. Now.
00:01:21What are you doing?
00:01:22What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:30It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:33Here, get away from me, creep.
00:01:35Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:40Stop!
00:01:41Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:46What the hell?
00:01:53Mr. Collins?
00:01:55Deadson is...
00:01:57best friend?
00:01:58You're shivering.
00:02:16Come on, kiddo.
00:02:18Kiddo?
00:02:19Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:20I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:24Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:26Let's go!
00:02:35I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:02:38five Christmases?
00:02:46Something wrong?
00:02:49Um...
00:02:51Your arm is...
00:02:53Wet.
00:02:57From the rain.
00:03:00Wipe it then.
00:03:01There's no rain up there.
00:03:10Rain.
00:03:11Sorry.
00:03:12So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:13Thought you'd be...
00:03:14busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:15beating up...
00:03:16sleazebags not...
00:03:17picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:19Come to think of it...
00:03:20There's no rain up there.
00:03:24Right, sorry.
00:03:29So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:32Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or
00:03:36eating up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:46Come to think of it,
00:03:48I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:52I don't do small talk.
00:03:56Okay then.
00:04:00Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:02I need to pick something.
00:04:04No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:06I am 22 years old.
00:04:08Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:10Shut up! You're not that much older than me.
00:04:12Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:04:14and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise
00:04:16nobody will want to be friends with me
00:04:18and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:20And nobody...
00:04:22If I take you,
00:04:24will you shut up?
00:04:26You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:32It's not safe.
00:04:34Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:36Yeah.
00:04:38Why didn't you say something?
00:04:40I just did.
00:04:42You freaking creep.
00:04:44Give me a jacket or something.
00:04:46What?
00:04:48What?
00:04:49What?
00:04:50You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:52You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:54It's not safe.
00:04:56Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:58Yeah.
00:04:59Why didn't you say something?
00:05:00I just did.
00:05:02You freaking creep.
00:05:04Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:06I'm not going out there.
00:05:07I'm not going out there.
00:05:08We're not going out there.
00:05:09We're not going out there.
00:05:10What?
00:05:13When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:35I was not checking you out.
00:05:36That was a yawn.
00:05:38Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:39It's past your bedtime.
00:05:43Stop calling me kid.
00:05:59You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:08This is a small kickback.
00:06:11Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:14Does your dad know about that?
00:06:16Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
00:06:23And neither do you.
00:06:24Yeah, about that.
00:06:25I live here now.
00:06:26He put me in charge.
00:06:28And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:30Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:31This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:45You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:48I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:07:00Fine.
00:07:01Have your kickback.
00:07:03Or not.
00:07:04Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:08I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:10Yeah!
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:17Mom.
00:07:18I'm going to kill you?
00:07:24Count your days, slut?
00:07:26It's not a big deal.
00:07:27I can explain.
00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:30Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:33You guys were spying on me?
00:07:35Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:38That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:40It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:43Your choice.
00:07:44You are not living here.
00:07:54I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:56I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:59Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:05I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:15God damn it.
00:08:17Promise to Mark.
00:08:18Whoa!
00:08:27Whoa!
00:08:28Who's this?
00:08:29Bop Grandpa?
00:08:31Grandpa?
00:08:32He's harder than you, man.
00:08:35Huh?
00:08:35Remind me of why we're at a Loser Nobody's House when I run Greek life.
00:08:46I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:48Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:51And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:09:00Hi, hi. Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:04I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:07Duh. I didn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:14Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:20Thanks, Heather.
00:09:21Oh, it's Harper. Enjoy the party.
00:09:29I guess this bottle of Macallan makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:34Where's Harper?
00:09:37Harper?
00:09:40Forget Harper.
00:09:42Hang out with me.
00:09:44I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:46I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:52I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:56Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:59Talk or no talk?
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us for that nobody, Harper?
00:10:07Sorry, ladies.
00:10:09I don't like my women.
00:10:11Desperate.
00:10:15Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:19Huh?
00:10:21He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:24I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:29Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:41Listen.
00:10:42Listen.
00:10:45I was using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:48Ew.
00:10:49Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:51You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:10:54Thanks.
00:10:55I believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:09Right outside my own room.
00:11:20What dirt can I find?
00:11:25Oh, this is gold.
00:11:35Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:42Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:45I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:02What the hell?
00:12:22Attention, everybody.
00:12:24Hello.
00:12:25You all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary?
00:12:39Let's see.
00:12:42Dear diary, dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:46Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:48Oh, Harper.
00:12:52Daddy issues much?
00:12:58No!
00:12:59I just need to give it back!
00:13:03Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:13:08That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:11And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:13:18You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:23Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:25No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:27Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:30Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:33What?
00:13:39Let's go for it now.
00:13:41Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:59Fuck this.
00:14:00Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:28You were supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:38Come to her party.
00:14:40You take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.
00:14:44It was a joke!
00:14:45It was a joke!
00:14:46The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:51Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:53What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:08You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:10You're damn right I'm petty!
00:15:12Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:13Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:16If you mess with her again, fuck you up.
00:15:24But we're literally just girls!
00:15:25I don't give a fuck!
00:15:27Everyone out!
00:15:28The fuck out!
00:15:36What the hell was that?
00:15:40What the hell was that?
00:15:41She hurt you.
00:15:59Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:01Chris, I said I'm fine!
00:16:08You're crying.
00:16:09Why are you crying?
00:16:12I won't understand.
00:16:14Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:16They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:17I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:21Stupid.
00:16:22I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:25You just embarrassed me.
00:16:26I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:27And she's the queen of our school.
00:16:28I said stop!
00:16:32I said stop!
00:16:35I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:37We'll find you another school.
00:16:38I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:40Keep you safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:44Just because you run some sort of shady business?
00:16:46I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:50I told you to stop calling me that.
00:16:57And I told you to stop acting like what?
00:17:00Oh, yeah?
00:17:04If I'm such a kid, what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:14Sorry, kid.
00:17:15That's my gun.
00:17:17You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:19You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:37Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:39You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:48I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:55Oh!
00:17:57God.
00:17:58What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:17No.
00:18:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:22It's gonna not be happening.
00:18:23He's gonna be back in any second.
00:18:24You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:18:39I don't want to...
00:18:40I don't want to play.
00:18:41What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:43Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:45You're the one who came into my room, into my closet, when I wasn't here.
00:18:50I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:54Uncuff me.
00:19:00What are your manners?
00:19:04Say please.
00:19:08I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:13Give me the key.
00:19:20What the...
00:19:21You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:23Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:27Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:33Rule number one.
00:19:36There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:40You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:43So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:49I can take care of myself.
00:19:50Rule number two.
00:19:53No talking back.
00:19:55I am the last guy.
00:19:57You want to piss off?
00:20:04Rule number three.
00:20:05Don't start any games.
00:20:09You're not ready to play.
00:20:27So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:28My plans are none of your concerns here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America.
00:20:40We have this thing called privacy.
00:20:43You can have your privacy.
00:20:46Until sunset.
00:20:48What does that mean?
00:20:49We have curfew.
00:21:16How's my daughter?
00:21:17Um, hot.
00:21:20What was that?
00:21:21Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:23Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:25That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:27Is she back from class?
00:21:29She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:32Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:34She's fine, Mark.
00:21:35Good.
00:21:36You're my best friend.
00:21:38You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:47You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:49Give me some time.
00:21:58Stay with my driving.
00:22:00Coming my hand.
00:22:03What do you say?
00:22:06This is the Bailey.
00:22:08Coming my hand.
00:22:10you're a fucking strip club harper
00:22:25your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip
00:22:40uh excuse me we're filming filming filming what some real hot stuff now beat it grandpa go find
00:22:52a room somewhere else i'm looking for harper reeves it says her location is here so step aside
00:22:58before i make you nope harper is my best friend and she didn't mention some old dude would be
00:23:04looking for hey wait wait wait wait he looks so sexy keep going harper
00:23:17you shouldn't be here you shouldn't be here i tried to stop him
00:23:30no harper you shouldn't be in this grimy ass place what do you think you're doing here
00:23:38it's for a class project give him this camera back you prick class my ass is that what you
00:23:44told her to get her here i'd stick this camera straight up not until i pummel this creep
00:23:49then the camera's next hey wait wait wait not the camera cost a thousand dollars you should
00:23:54have thought about that before making harper shoot your porn that is enough
00:23:58these look amazing harper oh my best friend is so sexy wait till the whole class sees this no
00:24:19one's going to see these deleting them what that is art give him this camera back or i swear to god
00:24:26i'll go out i'll go out there and i'll give one of those creeps a lap dance
00:24:29see how much my dad likes that
00:24:33your choice
00:24:38camera it is
00:24:43no no no no no no no no you asshole
00:24:48if you ever ask harper to do something like this i will jam that camera so far down your throat
00:24:54you'll be shitting out polaroids
00:24:57what the fuck is your problem
00:25:01we're leaving now
00:25:07so first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends i did it for your own good
00:25:20you assaulted my classmate and ruined our project you need me around for your safety because clearly you
00:25:27can't do it on your own you should have seen the way those guys were looking at you like a piece of
00:25:32my classmate it sounds like someone's a little jealous
00:25:37jealous
00:25:42jealous
00:25:43you're cute harper i'll give you that
00:25:50and those things you do
00:25:53they're cute too
00:25:55you know what's not cute
00:25:57me jealous
00:26:00now you were right
00:26:01i'm in some shady business
00:26:03and i don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me
00:26:05but you better not test me
00:26:07or i'll break you
00:26:09in more than one way or
00:26:14well guess
00:26:19just admit
00:26:26that you want me
00:26:28what the hell is
00:26:34no way i'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:26:40put your seatbelt on
00:26:42you know what chris
00:26:44you want to be my bodyguard
00:26:45fine
00:26:46i'm gonna make you crazy for me
00:26:49let's see if dad keeps you around now
00:26:51so
00:26:53are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is
00:26:58no
00:26:59are you sleeping with a professor
00:27:02oh my god maria no
00:27:03ew
00:27:04that's my dad's best friend chris collins
00:27:08he was sent here to
00:27:09keep me safe
00:27:10and he secretly wants to fuck you
00:27:13i don't know
00:27:15but i do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home
00:27:18um
00:27:19wait
00:27:20you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend
00:27:23think about it
00:27:26we need to get my dad to fire chris
00:27:32the only way to do that is if he makes a move
00:27:34so that's step one
00:27:35you should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
00:27:39he was jealous harps
00:27:41yeah right
00:27:42jealous of me
00:27:43i'm a college student who works at whole foods
00:27:46he's like a
00:27:46tech genius billionaire
00:27:49hobbyist mma fighter
00:27:51not jealous of you dummy
00:27:53jealous over you
00:27:54it looked like he wanted to kill aaron over you dancing in that lingerie
00:27:58so all we have to do is somehow make chris more jealous until
00:28:03until he snaps
00:28:04and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter
00:28:08and when your dad sees that
00:28:10he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time
00:28:13here's to operation seduction
00:28:17chris collins
00:28:19you better watch out
00:28:20because i get what i want
00:28:22sexy outfit check popcorn check a notebook the only movie that can make a guy cry
00:28:41check
00:28:42what do you want
00:28:53you done giving me the salad treatment
00:28:56um popcorn
00:28:58harper
00:28:59you idiot
00:29:00seduce him
00:29:02i mean i brought snacks as a peace offering
00:29:07but if you're busy i can come back later
00:29:11wait wait wait
00:29:13i have a day but that's not important your pulse is racing
00:29:18what's going on
00:29:19is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble
00:29:24no i just
00:29:26i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie
00:29:30but it's
00:29:32well are we watching a movie or not
00:29:46what about your date
00:29:53how are you not crying
00:30:15this is like the saddest movie ever
00:30:16because it's not real
00:30:18this is ridiculous
00:30:21no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:30:25it's true love
00:30:27there's no such thing as true love
00:30:30anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo
00:30:33or
00:30:35maybe
00:30:38you're just a soulless
00:30:41ai bot
00:30:42and there are batteries in your back
00:30:46what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:56what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:31:02now come on
00:31:05just admit that you enjoyed it
00:31:07don't mess with me harper not a toy
00:31:15i'll ruin her
00:31:16well
00:31:17i'm not just something that can be ruined
00:31:19as hard as you try to convince yourself i'm not a little girl anymore
00:31:23not a lie
00:31:27you are a beautiful woman
00:31:30and i'm too much for you kid
00:31:33you can't handle me
00:31:35try me
00:31:36i don't do that lovey-dovey shit
00:31:43i don't kiss
00:31:44and i don't make love harper
00:31:47maybe i'm into that
00:31:50no
00:31:51i don't think you are
00:31:53what did you get yourself into harper
00:31:58just
00:32:10shut up and watch the movie
00:32:13i'm sorry
00:32:14i love you
00:32:16this was the last thing i could do for you
00:32:19you're supposed to seduce me
00:32:28not be seduced by him
00:32:31i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:36i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:40you're late big daddy
00:32:42but you sound pissed
00:32:45so i'll wait
00:32:47you want to come in and fuck your frustration up
00:32:50not tonight
00:32:51busy
00:32:53busy
00:32:54maybe for me you're not
00:32:57when the hell could you possibly be
00:33:01are you with another woman
00:33:03woman
00:33:04no
00:33:05not a woman
00:33:09do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now
00:33:13not this guy
00:33:22lose my number
00:33:24whoever this girl is
00:33:33your days are numbered
00:33:35do not flake on melana kaufman
00:33:37she's going to be the death of me
00:33:58good
00:33:59good
00:33:59because i'm coming for you chris collins
00:34:04today
00:34:14damn it harper
00:34:19ombéc Jaco
00:34:21um
00:34:29so
00:34:33there you are
00:34:35there you are
00:34:36there you is
00:34:38some
00:34:40there you have
00:34:42there you are
00:34:42there you are
00:34:42there you are
00:34:45You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside your pants.
00:35:07Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:10Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:12I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:14His business partner.
00:35:16I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:18No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:26So, so we didn't?
00:35:29No.
00:35:31Because you're still alive.
00:35:33Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:36One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:39You don't know that.
00:35:40Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:45Oh yeah?
00:35:46Explain that.
00:35:48That's morning wood, sweetheart.
00:35:51Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:52We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:55You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:59Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:06Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:09Well, what's wrong?
00:36:16Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:19I am going to go for a cockawalk.
00:36:22I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:25With my friend.
00:36:26Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:29Bye.
00:36:50This will do.
00:36:51So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:17Struggling much?
00:37:18I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:47I had no other choice.
00:37:51I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:54Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:57You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:38:00That's not.
00:38:06No underwear?
00:38:07That's a bad manners, Angel.
00:38:18What are you going to do?
00:38:22Punish you.
00:38:23I don't know.
00:38:28I don't know.
00:38:34What?
00:38:34You don't know me?
00:38:43I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:46Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:51I'd say do your worst.
00:38:53I'd say do your worst.
00:38:55I'm sorry.
00:39:11I can't let this happen.
00:39:12What the heck?
00:39:13Why are you stopping?
00:39:14You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:23But...
00:39:23But what about...
00:39:25There's no buts.
00:39:28Can't let this happen again.
00:39:29You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:52You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:56That was part of the plan!
00:39:57I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:40:00I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:01Was it...
00:40:02Big?
00:40:04So big.
00:40:07Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:11It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:15Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:16He's a sex freak?
00:40:17Like...
00:40:18BDSM?
00:40:19The whole nine yards.
00:40:20Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:23My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:25Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:29Wait.
00:40:30Do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:33Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:36Crap.
00:40:37What if he is coming?
00:40:38Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:43Stop messing with that.
00:40:59You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:41:02You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:05How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:07He is not my man.
00:41:09I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:15No, leave, Brian.
00:41:16She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:19You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:22Harps?
00:41:23Huh?
00:41:27What do you want, Brian?
00:41:31Just five minutes.
00:41:35Sorry.
00:41:36But, Harper, are you sure?
00:41:38It's okay.
00:41:39Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:57Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:59I want to get back together.
00:42:09You cheated on me.
00:42:11I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:15But that was months ago, huh?
00:42:18Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:19This isn't about payback.
00:42:23I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:27What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:29Hmm?
00:42:30Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:32You slut!
00:42:34Hmm?
00:42:34Get off of me!
00:42:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:37Let me see them.
00:42:38Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:40Show me.
00:42:41Show me!
00:42:42Let go of me!
00:42:44There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:47I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:50A drink?
00:42:50I don't have time for this.
00:42:52You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:55That's not happening.
00:42:57Ever.
00:42:57Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:01Me?
00:43:02We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:05Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:08It's not a threat.
00:43:09It's a fact.
00:43:10You'll regret this, Christopher, but I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:20I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:24Help me!
00:43:29Help!
00:43:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:33Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:36Good girl.
00:43:38You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:40I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:43That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:46And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:49You just made me rip, asshole.
00:43:51Are you okay?
00:43:57Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:58She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:00Stop it!
00:44:12You're going to kill him.
00:44:13Good.
00:44:13He's not worth it.
00:44:15Let's go.
00:44:16If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:23I promise.
00:44:25Let's go.
00:44:43Fuck.
00:44:46Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:50Should we call 911?
00:44:52Seriously, Harper?
00:44:54He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:56I handled myself just fine.
00:44:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:16You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:29So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:31Let's see who you are.
00:45:36Do we have to do this?
00:45:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:52Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:57Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:46:00So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:46:04I'm going to throw up.
00:46:20Breathe.
00:46:21Breathe.
00:46:22You can do this.
00:46:24I'm right here.
00:46:52Don't focus on the water.
00:46:55Just look at me.
00:47:02It's not hard to do.
00:47:03It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:18I got you.
00:47:19It's okay.
00:47:21It's okay.
00:47:26You're fine.
00:47:28You're fine, Harper.
00:47:29Just breathe.
00:47:37Just keep breathing.
00:47:40How are you feeling?
00:47:48Fine.
00:47:50Just insanely distracted.
00:47:52Ready for the next step?
00:47:59I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:03I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:05I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:11What?
00:48:14Oh, my God.
00:48:16Oh, my God.
00:48:17You're talking about swimming.
00:48:20You're talking about swimming.
00:48:25What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:27I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:31I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:31I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:33God.
00:48:33I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:51I want you to have a underwater underwater.
00:48:53I want you to be underwater.
00:48:53Harper! Harper! Harper!
00:49:03What happened? What happened?
00:49:05You blacked out. You're okay? You're okay?
00:49:09Sorry. Sorry.
00:49:12For what?
00:49:15You did amazing.
00:49:18You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:19I can't do this.
00:49:24It's okay.
00:49:26We'll try again and more.
00:49:28Just kiss me.
00:49:31Your dad won't like this.
00:49:34Don't think about him. If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:39If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:41I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:44I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:47Just say you don't want me.
00:49:53Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:50:02I want you.
00:50:05And I told you not to mess with me. You're going to get hurt.
00:50:13You're very like me.
00:50:14What the hell? What are you doing?
00:50:26We need to talk about this first. Inside. With our minds, not our crawlers.
00:50:29Ugh! Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:31I'm not a tease. I just care about you.
00:50:35So you are a grandpa?
00:50:36Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:42Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:44No, I need a moment to pull off.
00:50:50I'm going to shower.
00:50:51Huffer, what are you doing?
00:51:12So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:15Running a daycare.
00:51:18Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:20Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:26I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:31I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:35And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:37He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:47Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:55You've been tracking him?
00:51:57What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:59The same kind he is.
00:52:02Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:06Intimately.
00:52:10Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:16I'm surprised.
00:52:19Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:22Just all around...
00:52:23Not intense enough for him.
00:52:27Not intense enough?
00:52:30Yeah, well...
00:52:32Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:34Oh, please.
00:52:38Don't make me laugh.
00:52:39I mean, look at you.
00:52:40You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess pepper.
00:52:45You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:47Don't call me that.
00:52:52You want to know how Chris likes the fuck?
00:52:55He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:57Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:53:00Choke you out.
00:53:02None of that.
00:53:03Kissing.
00:53:04Pillow talk.
00:53:06Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:10He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:15He actually lives here with me.
00:53:19You're a little scared.
00:53:20Ah!
00:53:29Help!
00:53:29Help me!
00:53:30I can't swim!
00:53:35Help!
00:53:36Help!
00:53:36I can't swim!
00:53:40I can't swim!
00:53:50Harper?
00:53:51Harper!
00:53:52Help!
00:53:53Help!
00:53:54Smile for T&M's loser.
00:53:55Help me!
00:53:57Please don't...
00:53:58Just throw your way out, idiot.
00:54:02That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:07Oh!
00:54:10Harper!
00:54:40No, come on.
00:54:44Harper, no!
00:54:45Come on!
00:54:56Harper!
00:54:57Harper!
00:54:58Breathe, breathe, breathe.
00:55:00It's okay.
00:55:01I know you.
00:55:02I got you.
00:55:03You're sick.
00:55:04I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:05I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:07No, no, you're okay.
00:55:08Just breathe.
00:55:09Just breathe.
00:55:10You're safe now.
00:55:12Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:16I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:18It's pathetic.
00:55:20Homewreck?
00:55:23Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:55:26She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:31I need to come back to me, baby.
00:55:33We were just playing hard together, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:36She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:45Joke me.
00:55:46Harder.
00:55:48I'm so rough you get, baby.
00:55:53I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:55:58How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:03She's fine.
00:56:04Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:06What are you doing?
00:56:16Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad,
00:56:18asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:56:22and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:26You're going to tell, dear old dad,
00:56:28that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:33You got that?
00:56:34Are you threatening me?
00:56:37No.
00:56:38I'm telling you.
00:56:39Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:44Get out of here.
00:56:46Wait.
00:56:47Please, don't.
00:56:48I'll do anything.
00:56:50Please.
00:56:50What are you doing?
00:56:51Chris, no!
00:57:06Wait!
00:57:07Wait!
00:57:07Wait!
00:57:07I'm sorry for the situation
00:57:28I put you in, Margot
00:57:29She will not bother you again
00:57:33I swear
00:57:34Don't worry about it
00:57:37I guess we both
00:57:41Have histories of
00:57:43Dating crazies, huh?
00:57:46I never dated her
00:57:47We weren't a thing
00:57:50Not a brain to her
00:57:53Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:07She said that
00:58:08That I would never be able to handle you
00:58:15She said that
00:58:19That I would never be able to handle you
00:58:26Satisfy you
00:58:30In bed
00:58:31That I was too much of a kid
00:58:39And that
00:58:39You'd never be into me
00:58:42Is that true?
00:58:50That's not how I feel, Harper
00:58:52But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel
00:58:56I'm supposed to protect you
00:58:59When I was in that pool
00:59:05I
00:59:06I really thought I was gonna die
00:59:09And all I could think about
00:59:13Was all the things I regret never doing
00:59:16What did you regret?
00:59:21Not doing this sooner
00:59:22That I don't know if
00:59:24What did you regret?
00:59:25I'll give you back to a second
00:59:26Like you
00:59:26I regret
00:59:27I
00:59:28I
00:59:28That I
00:59:29TEXT
00:59:30I
00:59:30Oh
00:59:31I
00:59:32I
00:59:33W
00:59:34I
00:59:36I
00:59:37I
00:59:38I
00:59:40I
00:59:41I
00:59:42I
00:59:44I
00:59:45I
00:59:45I
00:59:47what the hell am i doing why don't you stop again you're playing with fire harper your dad is going
01:00:01to kill me i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things i get out this isn't about
01:00:08mark it's about you and me so whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours
01:00:14you need to kill it i'm too dangerous
01:00:18so you're saying the kiss was a mistake and i should forget this ever happened
01:00:26it's for the best harper there's a reason i don't let people close to me yeah
01:00:32it's because you're a coward you're allowed to be mad at me just admit it you led me on and then
01:00:41you got cold feet just be a man and own it it's not you don't you're a psycho
01:00:46just trying to protect you
01:00:56morning
01:01:05i'm not hungry
01:01:08you need to eat
01:01:13no what i need is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:01:27are we even now
01:01:34you bageled me and you made me striptease for you
01:01:38what's wrong ghetto i hate seeing you like this
01:01:43you should have thought about that before you broke my heart
01:01:46columbia university gallery exhibition featuring the work of students
01:02:04harper reeves
01:02:05i'm going to make this up to you
01:02:11promise
01:02:13has mr colin seen this harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:02:24nope
01:02:27and he's never going to
01:02:30huh
01:02:31i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:02:34why would i invite an asshole who led me on
01:02:37oh hey
01:02:39hey
01:02:40let's forget about that douchebag
01:02:42okay you need to impress some fancy pants arts investor so you can pass this class
01:02:46and i am not letting you fail
01:02:48stop moping
01:02:50let's go wine and dine some rich people okay
01:02:53okay
01:02:56wow
01:03:09how long do you think this took to paint christina
01:03:11like a million hours
01:03:13who the fuck cares
01:03:15we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:03:18make sure no one's coming
01:03:23what's
01:03:38i think i hear them coming let's go
01:03:47one last touch
01:03:49good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:04:01harper
01:04:02tonight is gonna be perfect
01:04:08no no no no my final project
01:04:16how am i gonna graduate
01:04:18why would someone do this to me
01:04:20harper
01:04:25harper
01:04:28i'm kind of confused
01:04:30is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:32is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:38don't say that
01:04:41it's obviously her self-portrait
01:04:44did you do this
01:04:51christina
01:04:53if i don't
01:04:55sell my work tonight
01:04:57i'm gonna fail the class
01:04:58we're gonna report you to the dean christina
01:05:00you're not gonna get away with this
01:05:02guess what
01:05:02you have no proof
01:05:04good luck with that losers
01:05:07that's what you get for fucking with me harper
01:05:11harper
01:05:13there's the student i've been looking for
01:05:15i can explain
01:05:17harper
01:05:20is this your work
01:05:24it's so ugly
01:05:26isn't it professor
01:05:27we have to fail harper
01:05:29it looks like a complete choke
01:05:32ladies
01:05:33i assure you harper knew what she was doing
01:05:36in fact
01:05:37i guess just bought this piece
01:05:40wait what
01:05:41who would buy this crap
01:05:43i will
01:05:44who would buy this piece of crap
01:05:59i will
01:06:00it's you
01:06:03you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party
01:06:07christina don't be rude
01:06:09don't you know who this is
01:06:11chris collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:06:14there's no way
01:06:16that's okay professor
01:06:17not everyone has taste
01:06:19how much for this painting
01:06:23oh no
01:06:24our starting price is 18
01:06:26done
01:06:31wait
01:06:341800 dollars
01:06:35you can study at this school or not
01:06:38we haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000
01:06:42you're telling me this gun pulling whiskey chugging whack ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account
01:06:52here's two mil
01:06:55take the rest and buy art supplies whatever it is you need to get for harper's sake
01:07:01sir mr collins this is too much
01:07:04oh my god oh my god
01:07:06are you fucking kidding me
01:07:09are you fucking kidding me
01:07:13language miss hawkes
01:07:15don't tell me what to do old lady
01:07:17who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars
01:07:21my father still runs this university
01:07:25money runs this university
01:07:27and i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:07:32for disciplinary action
01:07:34you're going to get us expelled
01:07:37professor you can't
01:07:39please
01:07:40getting expelled sounds
01:07:42just about right to me
01:07:43no wait professor
01:07:44not so fast
01:07:46what the fuck else do you want from me
01:07:49whoa
01:07:51no
01:07:52i can't believe that you two would do something like this
01:08:02good luck proving it was us
01:08:04knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me
01:08:10i don't need to ruin your lives
01:08:13no stresses though
01:08:15wait what
01:08:17what was it that you two said
01:08:37oh right
01:08:39good luck proving it was me
01:08:41the chancellor wants you two in his office now
01:08:47you're being suspended
01:08:48let's go
01:08:49why are you grabbing us
01:08:51they're the ones who did this
01:08:52so arrest them
01:08:53let's go
01:08:54oh i'm gonna have to get this on camera
01:08:57i'll see you later
01:08:58congratulations on the sale miss reeves
01:09:04chris that was 18 grand
01:09:06that's 18 000 dollars
01:09:09seriously
01:09:10i thought it'd be more expensive
01:09:13what happened to the chris
01:09:19who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:09:22he um
01:09:25i mean i
01:09:28i was an idiot
01:09:31and i'm sorry
01:09:32but i think this might help
01:09:34show you how much i want you
01:09:37a blindfold
01:09:52i want you harper
01:09:55i want to do things to you
01:09:56bad things
01:10:01but only if you want me to
01:10:05i do
01:10:08why'd we stop
01:10:21i've been waiting so long for this
01:10:24i'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer
01:10:28because i have to go wrap up the show
01:10:30and i'll wait for you
01:10:36and i'll wait for you
01:10:36or that for me tonight
01:10:39harper
01:10:46harper
01:10:46harper
01:10:48hello
01:10:49earth to harper
01:10:50you need to look at this
01:10:52can it wait maria
01:10:53i'm having
01:10:54very inappropriate thoughts
01:10:57about my father's business partner
01:10:58no
01:10:59no
01:10:59that's what i need to tell you about
01:11:01harper look
01:11:02you've got the phone
01:11:05i swear
01:11:06the guns and the money
01:11:07it's not just for show
01:11:08harper he's dangerous
01:11:10you need to move out now
01:11:12you can't keep living with him
01:11:13i need to talk to him
01:11:15okay
01:11:15harper
01:11:16taxi
01:11:26for harper
01:11:27harper
01:11:30hey
01:11:32let go of me
01:11:33stop it
01:11:34please
01:11:34please
01:11:43please let me go
01:11:45if it's money
01:11:46i'll give you however much you want
01:11:48harper
01:11:52harper
01:11:52harper
01:11:54harper
01:11:55harper
01:11:56ryan
01:11:56why are you doing this
01:11:58we broke up
01:11:59we broke up
01:12:01because you've been fucking that old man
01:12:02you psycho
01:12:03he had nothing to do with our breakup
01:12:06he humiliated me
01:12:10but luckily for me
01:12:11your little boyfriend
01:12:13what does he have
01:12:14he has some dangerous enemies
01:12:16ain't that right fellas
01:12:17once he arrives to save his little princess
01:12:22well we don't need to get into more details do we
01:12:27no
01:12:28no
01:12:29you can just watch
01:12:31no
01:12:32no no no
01:12:33no
01:12:34no
01:12:35you
01:12:54what the hell
01:12:55not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:13:14i hope you don't mind i wanted our first time to be special harper
01:13:21before you sleep with my daughter you should probably know where she is first
01:13:27hey crap i i can explain you're gonna explain but first
01:13:36you know my daughter better than i do is that text a prank
01:13:42harper's in trouble we need to go
01:13:45okay can we have some fun with you after we kill leather grand
01:13:53should we make him watch
01:13:56oh looks like he's here are you ready to see your boyfriend die harper
01:14:08get ready boys
01:14:15i'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:14:27that's what happens chris when you mess around with my shit
01:14:36what's the matter tough guy
01:14:54what can't talk without you little bodyguards
01:15:01let me go i i i already told you what you should have listened to me dead
01:15:08i'm gonna kill you god damn dick
01:15:15are you okay did he hurt you
01:15:35chris i put you in danger you should run far away from me and my package
01:15:42when it comes to you harper i'm willing to take my chances
01:15:46would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on
01:15:57oh my god dad what the hell it's okay
01:16:04i'll handle it i want to hear it from my daughter
01:16:06why are you making out with my best friend harper i want an answer now before i before i kill him
01:16:11no dad look i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:16:16but deep down i know that you just want me to be safe
01:16:23chris makes me feel safe
01:16:30please don't be mad
01:16:34you're wrong about that
01:16:36it's not deep down
01:16:38it is the most important thing to me your happiness
01:16:42if that means being with chris
01:16:46then he better not screw this up
01:16:49or i will make him regret it
01:16:51i believe you
01:16:53you keep her safe
01:16:57with my god damn life
01:17:01you remember my instructions
01:17:20yes
01:17:22yes
01:17:33daddy
01:17:34say it
01:17:37yes daddy
01:17:40i want you to beg for it
01:17:46i want you
01:17:51no
01:17:52you
01:17:53no
01:17:54i have a
01:18:09no
01:18:14be
01:18:16Or I'll punish you.
01:18:30Don't stop, daddy.
01:18:46Are you sure about that?
01:19:06You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:10You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:16You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:33Or it's your mind.
01:19:37Do your worst, daddy.
01:19:46From your heart, it's too late.
01:19:51To get back from yesterday.
01:19:55In a night's work.
01:19:59Once I started, let's stop it.
01:20:05I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:10You're different.
01:20:15Ready for round five?
01:20:19Ready for round five?
01:20:33Stop it, I'm sore.
01:20:35Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:39What if I don't?
01:20:41What was that?
01:20:44Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:46Honey, you home?
01:20:47Um, dad, I'm kinda busy right now.
01:20:49That's okay, I'm just gonna come in for...
01:20:50Stop it!
01:20:54I told you I was busy.
01:20:55This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:59If you wanna get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:02Okay, I will.
01:21:04Can you get out?
01:21:05I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:21Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:23No, please keep them covered.
01:21:26I wanna give a speech.
01:21:28And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:30I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:32You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:37Just get on with it.
01:21:39What I do for a living.
01:21:42The not so legal part.
01:21:45It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:51And for me to be...
01:21:53Vulnerable?
01:21:55Yeah.
01:21:57But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:02You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:22:04And I wanna be around you.
01:22:06Forever.
01:22:07Forever.
01:22:17So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:20I'm moving you in there.
01:22:24As a graduation present.
01:22:26And also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:37Only if you want to.
01:22:39Either way.
01:22:41The apartment's yours.
01:22:43Are you serious?
01:22:45What's wrong?
01:22:47Is it tacky?
01:22:49I liked it. I thought...
01:22:50Deal!
01:22:56But on one condition boyfriend.
01:22:58Which is?
01:23:00You have to move in there with me.
01:23:03Deal.
01:23:04No!
01:23:05No
01:23:08No!
01:23:09No
01:23:10No!"
01:23:11No!
01:23:13No
01:23:21No!