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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:02:00Ah, ah, ah.
00:02:01Ah, ah, ah.
00:02:03Ah, ah, ah.
00:02:03Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:02:04wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that
00:02:10belongs to the heirs of the Wintersby family Audrey Rose who by the way is my
00:02:15bestie that's worth ten million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably
00:02:20worth less than ten don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:39she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl I'm Rose pleased to meet you Gabby I'm your welcome guide I'm supposed
00:02:59to show you the ropes how wonderful okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should I be taking notes
00:03:08only if you want to survive okay here we have our the skaters the jocks and the nerds I'm the nerd
00:03:22and we are pretty cool by the way and the queen bees I would steer clear of them especially Sloane
00:03:31oh I wouldn't dare I wouldn't dare Sloane has dug her claws into him beep I wasn't oh
00:03:55that's chasing Greg the most popular guy in school they've been you know dating and breaking up and
00:04:02getting back together it's like a sexual ping-pong match
00:04:25oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships which is the only way I could go to
00:04:36college needless to say I'm not a part of the rich kids clique oh and that's Eric
00:04:44he's a skater and I'm so crushing on him hey Gabby yo that's Eric I was just telling her about the
00:04:59academic decathlon oh yeah you in yeah sure sweet man I'm in awesome got a boat later babes
00:05:07I think he likes you okay now for the important stuff okay stay away from the stroganoff at lunch
00:05:18and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum and stay away from
00:05:23mr. Spadaro gets handsy hey watch out oh my gosh I'm so sorry it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:38thanks your jacket smells good
00:05:49are you the new girl yeah I'm Chasen Rose nice to meet you
00:06:05come on Chasen home room's starting stay away from this trash might catch something
00:06:15oh look at the secondhand clothes let's go Chasen come on I'll wash your jacket oh my god
00:06:27your jacket smells good I'll wash your jacket yep kind of lame oh clearly I don't have a lot of
00:06:35experience with boys come on let's go
00:06:45Audrey Rose Wintersby ladies and gentlemen I'd like you to meet our new student Rose Smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled and this is her first foray into public school pleased to make your
00:07:03acquaintances I trust that you'll all welcome Rose and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:09how would you like to be addressed is it just Rose yes Rose will suffice how about secondhand Rose
00:07:17that's enough grab brackets
00:07:22ow ow oh my god ow there's something in my eye what is it something's in my eye I need my contact
00:07:32solution or something Rose can you go get it for me yeah where is it it's in my locker go get it over
00:07:37there oh my god hey what are you doing in the boys locker room I thought that um
00:07:59that'll show the bitch
00:08:11Rose where are you
00:08:24Rose what are you doing in the boys locker room Chasen is that you are you in there with Rose
00:08:41don't lie to me I saw her come in here what do I do
00:08:45Rose how is she not here I gotta get out of here before I get caught
00:09:02Rose how is she not here I'm so sorry
00:09:29Excuse you much
00:09:39Why are you wet?
00:09:50How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better
00:09:59What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing
00:10:15Absolutely nothing
00:10:17But
00:10:18I think someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:22Listen up secondhand, Rose
00:10:26Chasen
00:10:27Off-limits
00:10:28Understand?
00:10:31Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare
00:10:33I'm not even ready for boys yet
00:10:36You know what?
00:10:39A little makeup
00:10:40Better clothes
00:10:42And maybe a brush through your hair
00:10:44You could almost pass as one of us
00:10:47That's it
00:10:49You are my new project
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house
00:10:53Makeover
00:10:53Okay
00:10:56You know what they say, right?
00:11:03Keep your friends close
00:11:04And your competition closer
00:11:06Ugh
00:11:07Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun
00:11:15Well, it's more than fun
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college
00:11:20You don't have money
00:11:21We'll win
00:11:23I promise
00:11:24We'll win
00:11:25Plus
00:11:26I'll get to hang out with Eric
00:11:27It's crazy
00:11:29Rose
00:11:31Rose
00:11:31What are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up
00:11:34For the academic decathlon
00:11:36Oh
00:11:37Okay
00:11:39Well, first of all
00:11:40You can't hang out with Gabby
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd
00:11:42And Queen B's don't associate with nerds
00:11:44Secondly
00:11:45The academic decathlon
00:11:47Is for geeks and losers
00:11:48Cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:50Be there
00:11:52It's okay
00:12:01Being a queen bee is important
00:12:05And it's your chance to be popular
00:12:07It's not important to me
00:12:09I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score
00:12:19Just go
00:12:20You're not going to fit in anyway
00:12:22Fine
00:12:24Whatever
00:12:26Wow
00:12:34You're fitting in fast
00:12:36That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected
00:12:40Thank you
00:12:42She means that as a compliment
00:12:43Probably
00:12:44Yeah
00:12:45Definitely
00:12:46You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight
00:12:51Yes, I'm a fast learner
00:12:53Wow
00:12:55So modest
00:12:56Loops it
00:12:57Hey, good form out there
00:13:01Thanks
00:13:01Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:07I would have paid to see that
00:13:08Oh my god, ow
00:13:12I think I pulled something
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:15No
00:13:15Oh god
00:13:16Oh god
00:13:17Jason
00:13:19I think I need a heroic exit
00:13:22You're not serious
00:13:23I am
00:13:24If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault
00:13:27Don't worry, I'll bring him back
00:13:37Later
00:13:39Yeah, I'll see you
00:13:41She's being nice
00:13:43That's never a good sign
00:13:45Oh my god, ew
00:13:49Look at these losers
00:13:50My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:13:52Doesn't have to go to school
00:13:53Private tutors
00:13:54Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen
00:13:59Um, no, she can't stand these plebeians, she told me so herself
00:14:02Wow
00:14:04You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place
00:14:11Gossip chains
00:14:13Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this
00:14:14Now watch what happens
00:14:26Ew
00:14:29Hey, Eric
00:14:36Just leave me alone, Gabby
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:14:46You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:48What?
00:15:00Gabby
00:15:01You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do
00:15:06You lie to me
00:15:09What?
00:15:11You're Audrey freaking Wintersby
00:15:14Wait, what?
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals,
00:15:19like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a cool estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:29Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby, I'm so sorry.
00:15:34I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:36Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me Dekathot.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it, and I hate myself for that.
00:15:52Let me make it up to you.
00:15:56How?
00:15:57Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it!
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:10If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:22I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:37It's not who I am.
00:16:38You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:42And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically, my parents do.
00:16:47But, yeah, Norman likes me better, so I...
00:16:50Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:15I was lonely, and I wanted to make friends, and I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:33So, what are you going to do?
00:17:38I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:17:55Yeah.
00:17:56Yeah.
00:18:03She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye, and bam!
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Gabby.
00:18:31I missed, like, five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiles when she hit me!
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough.
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe
00:18:53that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:02You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:09You're wearing, like, three different brands of lipstick,
00:19:11and I'm the criminal?
00:19:13Fine.
00:19:16Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes, and you're out.
00:19:23Audrey, Rose, Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey, Rose, Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41Tell me this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:45Eric, please, I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no, your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:02I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:08So, you want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:15Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23That figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:37But the point being,
00:20:39Eric knows you didn't say anything,
00:20:41and that it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:56Promise.
00:20:57What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:16I have no idea what I was thinking, hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:31Oh, honey, your halo?
00:21:33Oh, honey, your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:43Oh, honey, your halo?
00:21:45It's slipping.
00:21:46And yours was always fake.
00:21:50You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum, says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:19This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:42You bitch!
00:22:49Hey.
00:23:13Hey.
00:23:14I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:18No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:38After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:48I can't do it.
00:24:03I can't do it.
00:24:06Like this.
00:24:08Like that.
00:24:12You should join the tennis team.
00:24:27You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:35You bitch.
00:24:53You won't get away with this.
00:24:56Oops.
00:24:56Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:33No, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:40Oh, my God.
00:25:57Oh, my God.
00:26:03Oh, my God.
00:26:10Oh, my God.
00:26:21What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:33Checkmate.
00:26:46Here.
00:26:47Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:55Again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh.
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:17Maybe.
00:27:24My Lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Okay.
00:27:31Yeah.
00:27:32Oh, my God.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is going to ruin her.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:40Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People.
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember.
00:27:59You're representing the school.
00:28:00Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:16Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Mm-hmm.
00:28:30Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38Same at you.
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:46Boobie.
00:29:05I'm going to sit right here.
00:29:07On my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:14Mm.
00:29:15Everyone.
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.
00:29:26Better show up.
00:29:26Mm.
00:29:36So you're going to go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:52Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase?
00:29:55And I want Rose.
00:29:56So...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:00I got a plan.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes.
00:30:21Yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:27This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me, okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:42Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:29Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:44What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay.
00:31:46What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:53Ooh.
00:31:54Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:01Truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:07What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:19what the hell hey watch your ass oh yeah what are you gonna do about it
00:32:32no gabby wait let her go she chased me she's just gonna be more embarrassed
00:32:40okay chasen you're up truth or dare dare i dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the
00:32:49circle on a date for saturday night rose you go to dinner with me on saturday what i'd love to
00:33:19oh i'm so sorry did i ruin your dime store blouse oh my god why don't you go to the bathroom
00:33:32shit oh oh i'm sorry i thought the door wasn't i
00:33:45so beautiful
00:34:10what the
00:34:22what the
00:34:27oh
00:34:29oh
00:34:35oh
00:34:39wait what rose has an old sugar dotty gross
00:35:04what it's true i've seen you together he's old and gross and sleeps over at his house
00:35:12i have photos
00:35:13he's not her sugar daddy
00:35:16there is an even bigger secret
00:35:20i know exactly who that man is
00:35:27he's her dad come on you guys stop being so dramatic remember rose you invited me over
00:35:45to your place for the barbecue yeah that was a really fun day oh my god shut up they're lying
00:35:52eric
00:35:59hey i just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there oh you got a nice butt
00:36:03eric we're just friends let's be more than friends please don't make this harder
00:36:10please stop hey i told you to watch your move asshole
00:36:17what are you laughing at loser where's audrey rose wintersby huh wasn't she supposed to come
00:36:26shut up she just called me and had an emergency
00:36:29liar you don't even know her yeah i do asshole
00:36:33no she doesn't know audrey rose wintersby because she is audrey rose wintersby
00:36:39oh my god okay i've heard everything at this point her
00:36:46i can't do this anymore everyone is so evil
00:36:56they're horrible unlike you
00:37:03are you still up for saturday night
00:37:07no forget it forget everything you don't want to be seen with me
00:37:14i know eric was just joking he's an asshole but you don't have to feel bad for what that
00:37:21asshole did yeah yeah he was just kidding obviously i'm not audrey rose wintersby
00:37:29audrey rose wintersby wishes
00:37:46come on just say yes
00:37:50okay
00:37:54okay
00:37:58thanks
00:38:27understand the assignment
00:38:40good
00:38:44how
00:38:46good
00:38:49good
00:38:59good
00:39:03good
00:39:04good
00:39:05good
00:39:07good
00:39:09Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've been still.
00:39:22Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:39What?
00:39:41You mind if I sit?
00:39:43Sure, go ahead.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner. She's a half hour late.
00:39:59Really? I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:09What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party. I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:21But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:25What?
00:40:27I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:29But, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:33Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:35It's Jason.
00:40:37He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:41What's he saying?
00:40:43That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:49No.
00:40:53I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:55You okay?
00:41:05Yeah.
00:41:07What?
00:41:09Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:13I've been so stupid.
00:41:17I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:19It's probably for the best.
00:41:20That guy's a pig.
00:41:21Yeah.
00:41:22You okay?
00:41:23Yeah.
00:41:24You okay?
00:41:25Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:27I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:29Yeah.
00:41:30I've been so stupid.
00:41:35I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:36It's probably for the best.
00:41:37That guy's a pig.
00:41:38Yeah.
00:41:39Speak to him again. It's probably for the best that guy's a pig
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home. Can you give me a ride home? Yeah, yeah sure let's go
00:42:09What is the last digit of the seven to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:30Hello, hello, I don't care
00:42:35Well, you will and you're gonna beat Sloan and you're going to ace this and oh
00:42:42No, what now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this
00:42:49Jason and Sloan they were together last night and they're going to prom together
00:42:58But he said he liked me
00:43:04Hey Virgin, did you hear the news? Jason and I are fucking and we're going to prom together
00:43:22That's a lie just more of your petty cretinous gossip. Oh
00:43:26Oh big word for the little virgin. Enough
00:43:30Sloan I'm done
00:43:33Playing by your classless moronic games
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut
00:43:42Everyone knows it and no one seems to care
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up. Actually, I'm not jealous
00:43:51Because I don't believe it and even if it were true. I wouldn't want him
00:43:58Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty skanky mouth
00:44:03You take that back, or what?
00:44:11You take that back, or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight
00:44:25Girls! Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow, ow my butt, oh my god, I think she broke my butt
00:44:33Bros
00:44:35This school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence
00:44:40Third strike, you're out, expelled
00:44:45Now go get your things
00:44:46But I didn't touch her, I didn't touch you
00:44:50I said go
00:44:53You heard the man go
00:45:03And?
00:45:09Expelled
00:45:12But the academy decathlon
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified
00:45:18I'm so so sorry
00:45:20You stupid, idiotic, stupid bitch
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's and because of that
00:45:38I'm not gonna go to college
00:45:40Oh honey, you were never going to college
00:45:42You're too stupid
00:45:44This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude
00:45:59I don't know what you're gonna do
00:46:00I don't know what you're gonna do
00:46:01I don't know what you're gonna do
00:46:02I don't know what you're gonna do
00:46:03Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper
00:46:10Gabby, wait
00:46:11I'm so so sorry
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost
00:46:24But I tried
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship
00:46:28I don't get to go to college
00:46:30And it's all because of you
00:46:32But
00:46:34You
00:46:35And your drama
00:46:37Like why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:41I don't know
00:46:48That was so hot
00:47:11I don't know.
00:47:41Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:11Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:16I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloane happened, and
00:48:24then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:28I didn't sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me, and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:41They set me up, too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:54Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen, and I wanted you to like me for me, and
00:49:12not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:55Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:11You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:28Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46Pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:50Okay.
00:50:56Oh!
00:50:59Oh!
00:50:59Oh!
00:51:00Come on!
00:51:01Come on!
00:51:03Come on!
00:51:04You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:34Did I?
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:04I love you, Rose.
00:52:16I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, Rose.
00:52:39I love you, Rose.
00:52:51I love you, Rose.
00:52:53I love you, Rose.
00:52:55I love you, Rose.
00:53:07I love you, Rose.
00:53:09I love you, Rose.
00:53:11I love you, Rose.
00:53:13I worked up an appetite.
00:53:18So how was it?
00:53:19It was amazing.
00:53:21Hey, do I look different?
00:53:25No, you look beautiful.
00:53:29You know, I have something important to ask you.
00:53:37Uh-oh.
00:53:38What?
00:53:39Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:53Jason, I can't.
00:53:57I was expelled.
00:53:59What?
00:54:00Fuck.
00:54:01Yeah.
00:54:02And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:06So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:18Hey, Jason.
00:54:32Hey.
00:54:33How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:43You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:51Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:55I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:22Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:24Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait.
00:55:27What?
00:55:28What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Jason.
00:55:36Where's Jason?
00:55:37Where's Jason?
00:55:38Where's Jason?
00:55:39Audrey Rose.
00:55:40She's so beautiful.
00:55:41People.
00:55:42Everyone.
00:55:43I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:55:48Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:55:49Oh my god.
00:55:50Is she doing here?
00:55:51Oh my god.
00:55:52Is she doing here?
00:55:53Oh my god.
00:55:54Is she doing here?
00:55:55Give me that.
00:55:56Jason.
00:55:57Oh my god.
00:55:58That's really the Rose people.
00:56:00Give me that.
00:56:01Jason.
00:56:02Jason.
00:56:03Jason.
00:56:04Hang on.
00:56:05Hang on.
00:56:06She can't be here.
00:56:07She's expelled.
00:56:08Security.
00:56:09Give me that, Jason, Jason, Jason!
00:56:17Hang on, hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security!
00:56:24Security!
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it!
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:39What the?
00:56:55No, everyone, turn it off!
00:56:57Turn off the videos!
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:02And Sloane drug-chased in to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:05And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security!
00:57:11Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me!
00:57:15Do not touch me!
00:57:16Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:18Jason!
00:57:26Okay, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:32First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:45And now the moments you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is...
00:57:53Audrey Rose Winterspeed.
00:57:57Come on, get out there, Rose.
00:58:19Congratulations.
00:58:21Hi. I know how difficult your teenage years can be, no matter who you are. Between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:38This time can be exceptionally painful, but for all the lows, there are some amazing highs. Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:53I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives. But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are. Because every single one of you is special. And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what? I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen. She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal. Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:45Hey. Wanna dance?
01:00:05Get lost, asshole.
01:00:07Everyone?
01:00:14All right, all right. I know you want to get back to dancing, but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:28Dad, all that hard work is paid off. Congratulations.
01:00:50Yes, girl.
01:00:52Yes, girl.
01:00:56Listen.
01:00:57And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.