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00:00:00Oh-ho! Looking good, girl.
00:00:18Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:24Please pick up.
00:00:27Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:35Sure thing, hon.
00:00:37Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:39He'll be there soon.
00:00:43Who?
00:00:47Drugging girls? My club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:51You got the wrong, I swear!
00:01:04Shut up. You have the worst timing.
00:01:08Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in. Now.
00:01:21What are you doing?
00:01:22What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:30It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:33Here, get away from me, creep.
00:01:35Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:40Stop!
00:01:41Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:46What the hell?
00:01:53Mr. Collins?
00:01:55Deadson is...
00:01:57best friend?
00:01:58You're shivering.
00:02:16Come on, kiddo.
00:02:18Kiddo?
00:02:19Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:20I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:24Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:26Let's go!
00:02:35I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:02:38five Christmases?
00:02:46Something wrong?
00:02:49Um...
00:02:51Your arm is...
00:02:53Wet.
00:02:57From the rain.
00:03:00Wipe it then.
00:03:01There's no rain up there.
00:03:10Rain.
00:03:11Sorry.
00:03:12So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:13I thought you'd be...
00:03:17busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:21beating up...
00:03:22sleazebags not...
00:03:23picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:25I...
00:03:26thought you'd be...
00:03:27busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:28beating up...
00:03:29sleazebags not...
00:03:30picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:31Anyway, I thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:46Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:51I don't do small talk.
00:03:55Okay, then.
00:03:56Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:02I need to pick something.
00:04:03No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:05I am 22 years old.
00:04:07Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:08Shut up! You're not that much older than me.
00:04:12Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:19And nobody...
00:04:20If I take you, will you shut up?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:26I'll be quick.
00:04:46You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:49It's not safe.
00:04:52Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:54Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:57I just did.
00:04:58You freaking creep!
00:05:01Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:02You're done checking me out.
00:05:14When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:35I was not checking you out.
00:05:36That was a yawn.
00:05:38Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:39It's past your bedtime.
00:05:40Stop calling me kid.
00:05:59You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:08This is a small kickback.
00:06:11Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:13Does your dad know about that?
00:06:16Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
00:06:23And neither do you.
00:06:24Yeah, about that.
00:06:25I live here now.
00:06:26He put me in charge.
00:06:28And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:30Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:31This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:45You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:48I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:07:00Fine.
00:07:01Have your kickback.
00:07:03Or not.
00:07:04Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:17No.
00:07:18I'm going to kill you?
00:07:24Count your days, slut?
00:07:26It's not a big deal.
00:07:27I can explain.
00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:30Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:33You guys were spying on me?
00:07:35Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:38That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:40It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:43Your choice.
00:07:44You are not living here.
00:07:54I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:56I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:59Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:06I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:14God damn it.
00:08:17Promise to Mark.
00:08:27Whoa.
00:08:28Who's this Bob Grandpa?
00:08:31Grandpa?
00:08:32He's hotter than you, right?
00:08:35Huh?
00:08:35Remind me of why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:46I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:48Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:51And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:08:55Hi, hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:04I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:07Duh.
00:09:08I didn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:14Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:19Thanks, Heather.
00:09:21Oh, it's Harper.
00:09:24Enjoy the party!
00:09:29I guess this bottle of Macallan makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:35Where's Harper?
00:09:37Harper?
00:09:40Forget Harper.
00:09:42Hang out with me.
00:09:44I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:49I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:52I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:56Christina and I were into group activities.
00:09:59Talk or no talk?
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:05For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:08Sorry, ladies.
00:10:09I don't like my women.
00:10:11Desperate.
00:10:15Oh, and mention Harper's name again,
00:10:17and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:19Huh?
00:10:21He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:24I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson
00:10:26about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:29Oh, Harper!
00:10:40Hey!
00:10:41Listen!
00:10:42Listen!
00:10:42And it's...
00:10:43I'm just using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:48Ew!
00:10:49Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:51You're like...
00:10:52You're school royalty.
00:10:54Thanks!
00:10:57I believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:00You're right outside my own room.
00:11:19What dirt can I find?
00:11:22Oh, this is...
00:11:33Gold!
00:11:35Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:40Time to shut your loser party down.
00:12:00I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:02What the hell?
00:12:16What the hell?
00:12:16Attention, everybody!
00:12:24Hello!
00:12:26You all seem a little bored.
00:12:28So why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's Diary?
00:12:39Let's see.
00:12:41Dear Diary, Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:46Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:49Aw, Harper.
00:12:52Daddy issues much?
00:12:58No!
00:12:58I just need to give it back!
00:13:03Dad's friend Chris is like a dilf.
00:13:08That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:11And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:13:18You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:23Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:25No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:27Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:30Does all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:39Let's pull her down.
00:13:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:50Fuck this.
00:14:00Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:28You were supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:32You were supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:38Come to her party.
00:14:40You take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.
00:14:44It was a joke!
00:14:45It was a joke!
00:14:46It was a joke!
00:14:46The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father and her
00:14:50life.
00:14:51Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:53What the hell is wrong with you?
00:14:54What the hell is wrong with you?
00:14:55You're too old to be this petty!
00:14:56You're damn right I'm petty!
00:14:58Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:00Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:16If you mess with her again...
00:15:23Fuck you up.
00:15:24But we're literally just girls!
00:15:25I don't give a fuck!
00:15:26Everyone out!
00:15:27The fuck out!
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:40What the hell was that?
00:15:49She hurt you.
00:15:50Chris, I'm fine.
00:15:51Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:15:56You're crying.
00:16:10Why are you crying?
00:16:12I won't understand.
00:16:14Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:16They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:17I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:21Stupid.
00:16:22I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:25You just embarrassed me.
00:16:26I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:27And she's the queen of our school.
00:16:28I said stop!
00:16:32I said stop!
00:16:35I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:37We'll find you another school.
00:16:38I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:40Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:44Just because you run some sort of shady business?
00:16:46I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:50I told you to stop calling me that.
00:16:55And I told you to stop acting like water.
00:16:59Oh yeah?
00:17:00If I'm such a kid?
00:17:01What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:02Sorry, kid.
00:17:03That's my gun.
00:17:04You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:06You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:07You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:08You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:09Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:10Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:11You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:16You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Craig.
00:17:17You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Craig.
00:17:18You better not be a single t-shirt in there.
00:17:19You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:23Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:43There better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:48I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:53Oh, God.
00:18:04What?
00:18:11What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:17No.
00:18:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:22It's going to not be happening.
00:18:23He's going to be back in any second.
00:18:33You know, if you wanted to play, you could have just asked.
00:18:39I don't want to, I don't want to play.
00:18:41What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:43Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:45You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:50I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:56Uncuff me.
00:19:00What are your manners?
00:19:04Say please.
00:19:05I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:13Give me the key.
00:19:20What the?
00:19:21You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:24Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:27Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:29Rule number one.
00:19:36There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:40You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:43So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:47you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:49I can take care of my...
00:19:50Rule number two.
00:19:53No talking back.
00:19:53I am the last guy.
00:19:57You want to piss off?
00:19:59Rule number three.
00:20:07Don't start any games.
00:20:10You're not ready to play.
00:20:27So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:29Oh, my plans are none of your concerns.
00:20:35Um, here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,
00:20:40we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:43You can have your privacy.
00:20:46Until sunset.
00:20:48What does that mean?
00:20:53You have curfew.
00:20:54How's my daughter?
00:21:17Um, hot.
00:21:20What was that?
00:21:21Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:23Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:25That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:27Is she back from class?
00:21:29She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:32Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:34She's fine, Mark.
00:21:35Good.
00:21:36You're my best friend.
00:21:37You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:47You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:49Give me some time.
00:21:58Stay with my driving.
00:22:00Look at my heart.
00:22:04Do you say?
00:22:06This is the one.
00:22:08Look at my heart.
00:22:10You're a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:28Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble
00:22:29when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:31Oh, excuse me.
00:22:45We're filming.
00:22:46Filming?
00:22:47Filming what?
00:22:48Some real hot stuff.
00:22:50Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:51Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:53I'm looking for Harper Reeves.
00:22:55It says her location is here.
00:22:57So step aside before I make you.
00:22:59Nope.
00:23:01Harper is my best friend.
00:23:02She didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:23:05Hey!
00:23:05Wait!
00:23:06Wait!
00:23:06Wait!
00:23:07Wait!
00:23:14He looks so sexy.
00:23:16Keep going.
00:23:17Harper?
00:23:25You shouldn't be here.
00:23:27You shouldn't be here.
00:23:29I tried to stop him.
00:23:32Hey!
00:23:34No, Harper.
00:23:35You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:37What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:38It's for a class project.
00:23:40Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:42Class my ass.
00:23:43Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:23:45I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:47Chris, stop!
00:23:48Not until I pummel this creep.
00:23:50Then the camera's next.
00:23:51Wait, wait, wait.
00:23:52Not the camera.
00:23:52Cost a thousand dollars.
00:23:53You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:57That is enough!
00:23:58That is enough!
00:23:58No, I'm not.
00:23:59You should have thought about that.
00:23:59I'll have to do it.
00:23:59I'll have to do it.
00:24:00I'll have to do it.
00:24:00I'll have to do it.
00:24:01I'll have to do it.
00:24:03these look amazing harper oh my best friend is so sexy wait till the whole class sees this no
00:24:19one's going to see these deleting them what that is art give him this camera back or i swear to god
00:24:26i'll go out there and i'll give one of those creeps a lap dance
00:24:29see how much my dad likes that
00:24:33your choice
00:24:38camera it is
00:24:43no no no no no no no you asshole if you ever ask harper to do something like this i will jam that
00:24:53camera so far down your throat you'll be shitting out polaroids what the fuck is your problem
00:25:01leaving now
00:25:07so first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends
00:25:18i did it for your own good you assaulted my classmate and ruined our project you need me
00:25:25around for your safety because clearly you can't do it on your own you should have seen the way those
00:25:30guys were looking at you like a piece of meat my classmate it sounds like someone's a little jealous
00:25:37jealous
00:25:42jealous
00:25:43jealous
00:25:43you're cute harper i'll give you that and those things you do they're cute too
00:25:55you know what's not cute
00:25:57me jealous
00:26:00now you were right i'm in some shady business and i don't give two shits about what your little
00:26:04friends think about me you better not test me or i'll break you
00:26:12in more than one way or
00:26:18we'll guess
00:26:25just admit that you want me
00:26:33what the hell is
00:26:37no way i'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:26:40put your seat belt on
00:26:42you know what chris you want to be my bodyguard
00:26:45fine i'm gonna make you crazy for me let's see if dad keeps you around now
00:26:51so are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is
00:26:58no
00:27:00are you sleeping with a professor
00:27:02oh my god maria no ew
00:27:05that's my dad's best friend chris collins he was sent here to keep me safe
00:27:10and he secretly wants to fuck you
00:27:13i don't know but i do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home
00:27:17um wait you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend
00:27:24you
00:27:25think about it
00:27:27what
00:27:28we need to get my dad to fire chris the only way to do that is if he makes a move so that's step one
00:27:34hmm you should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
00:27:39he was jealous harps
00:27:41yeah right jealous of me i'm a college student who works at whole foods he's like a
00:27:46tech genius billionaire hobbyist mma fighter
00:27:50not jealous of you dummy jealous over you it looked like he wanted to kill aaron over you dancing in that lingerie
00:27:57so all we have to do is somehow make chris more jealous until
00:28:02until he snaps and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter
00:28:07and when your dad sees that he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time
00:28:13here's to operation seduction
00:28:16chris collins you better watch out
00:28:19because i get what i want
00:28:22mmhmm
00:28:33sexy outfit
00:28:34check
00:28:35popcorn
00:28:36check
00:28:37a notebook
00:28:38the only movie that can make a guy cry
00:28:40check
00:28:49what do you want
00:28:53you done giving me the salad treatment
00:28:56um popcorn
00:28:58harper
00:28:59you idiot
00:29:00seduce him
00:29:01i mean i
00:29:03brought snacks
00:29:05as a peace offering
00:29:07but if you're busy i can come back later
00:29:10come on wait wait wait wait wait
00:29:14i have a day but that's not important your pulse is racing
00:29:18what's going on
00:29:20uh
00:29:21is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble
00:29:23uh
00:29:24uh
00:29:25no i just
00:29:26i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie
00:29:30but it's not
00:29:31but it's not
00:29:32well are we watching a movie or not
00:29:46but what about your date
00:29:53jade
00:29:57please jade
00:29:59jade
00:30:01jade
00:30:02jade
00:30:03please jade
00:30:04jade
00:30:05jade
00:30:06jade
00:30:08how are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever
00:30:16because it's not real
00:30:18this is ridiculous
00:30:20no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:30:24it's true love
00:30:26it's true love
00:30:28there's no such thing as true love
00:30:30anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo
00:30:34or
00:30:36maybe
00:30:39you're just a soulless ai bot
00:30:43and there are batteries in your back
00:30:52what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:55what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:58what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:31:01now come on
00:31:02just admit that you enjoyed it
00:31:04now come on
00:31:05just admit that you enjoyed it
00:31:06shhh
00:31:08and i lied to feel the same
00:31:10ah
00:31:11ah
00:31:12don't mess with me harper
00:31:13i'm not a toy
00:31:14i'll ruin you
00:31:15well
00:31:16i'm not just something that can be ruined
00:31:17as hard as you try to convince yourself i'm not a little girl anymore
00:31:20you try to convince yourself i'm not a little girl anymore
00:31:26not a lie
00:31:28you are a beautiful woman
00:31:30and i'm too much for you kid
00:31:33you can't handle me
00:31:35try me
00:31:36i don't do that lovey-dovey shit
00:31:42i don't kiss
00:31:43and i don't make love harper
00:31:47maybe i'm into that
00:31:49no
00:31:51i don't think you are
00:31:53what did you get yourself into harper
00:31:57just
00:31:58shut up and watch the movie
00:32:12i'm sorry
00:32:14i love you
00:32:15this was the last thing i could do for you
00:32:18i'm sorry
00:32:19i'm sorry
00:32:20i love you
00:32:21this was the last thing i could do for you
00:32:22you're supposed to seduce him harper
00:32:29not be seduced by him
00:32:33i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:37i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:40you're late big daddy
00:32:43but you sound pissed
00:32:46so i'll wait
00:32:48you wanna come in and fuck your frustration up
00:32:50not tonight
00:32:52busy
00:32:53busy?
00:32:56never for me you're not
00:32:58when the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:02are you with another woman?
00:33:03woman? no
00:33:07not a woman
00:33:10do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:13not this guy
00:33:14who lose my number?
00:33:19whoever this girl is
00:33:20your days are numbered
00:33:21do not flake on melana kaufman
00:33:22do not flake on melana kaufman
00:33:23do not flake on melana kaufman
00:33:32she's going to be the death of me
00:33:33she's going to be the death of me
00:33:35kid
00:33:36because i'm coming for you chris collins
00:33:41she's going to be the death of me
00:33:42she's going to be the death of me
00:33:43she's going to be the death of me
00:33:56she's going to be the death of me
00:33:57she's going to be the death of me
00:33:58kid
00:33:59because i'm coming for you chris collins
00:34:03stay
00:34:13stay
00:34:18dammit harper
00:34:33let's go
00:35:00you know
00:35:01if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:07Oh my god, did we have sex? Oh my god, did we have sex? I slept with my dad's best friend,
00:35:14his business partner. I'm a dead girl walking. No, but we might as well if you're going to keep
00:35:21your hand on me. So, so we didn't? No, because you're still alive. Trust me, you can't handle a night
00:35:34with me, Angel. One night with me is when you wouldn't survive. You don't know that.
00:35:42Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type. Oh yeah? Explain that.
00:35:46That's Mourning Wood, sweetheart. Don't get your hopes up. We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:54You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:36:01Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:06Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:08Well, what's wrong? Not as adventurous as you thought you were? I am gonna go for a cock-a-walk.
00:36:22I'm gonna go for a walk. With my friend. Thanks for watching me sleep. Bye.
00:36:38This will do.
00:37:01So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but
00:37:06not how to do laundry.
00:37:17Struggling much?
00:37:18Huh?
00:37:19Huh?
00:37:27I swear I've done my best.
00:37:31I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is
00:37:45pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:47I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:54Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:59Uh, that's not.
00:38:06No underwear?
00:38:15That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:16What are you gonna do?
00:38:18What are you gonna do?
00:38:22Punish you.
00:38:27I don't know.
00:38:28You don't know me.
00:38:43I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:46Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:51I'd say do your worst.
00:38:53I'd say do your worst.
00:38:55I'm sorry.
00:39:07I can't let this happen.
00:39:11I can't let this happen.
00:39:12What the heck?
00:39:13Why are you stopping?
00:39:18You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:23But, but what about-
00:39:24There's no buts.
00:39:28Can't let this happen again.
00:39:29Cut block.
00:39:45You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:52You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:56That was part of the plan!
00:39:58I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:40:00I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:01Was it big?
00:40:04So big.
00:40:07Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:11It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:15Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:15He's a sex freak?
00:40:17Like BDSM?
00:40:19The whole nine yards.
00:40:20Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:23My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:26Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:29Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:33Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:36What if he is coming?
00:40:38Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want operation seduction to work.
00:40:52But I don't know who's going to be a boss.
00:40:53I don't know who's going to be a boss.
00:40:54You're going to be a boss.
00:40:55You're going to be a boss.
00:40:56I don't know who's going to be a boss.
00:40:57But you're going to be a boss.
00:40:58Stop messing with that.
00:40:59You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:41:02You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:05How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:07He's not my man.
00:41:11I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:15No, leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:19You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:22Harps?
00:41:23Huh?
00:41:27What do you want, Brian?
00:41:28Just five minutes.
00:41:35Fine.
00:41:36But, Harper, are you sure?
00:41:38It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:41Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:59I want to get back together.
00:42:09You cheated on me.
00:42:11I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:15But that was months ago, huh?
00:42:18Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:19This isn't about payback.
00:42:21I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:27What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:29Hmm?
00:42:30Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:32You slut!
00:42:34Hmm?
00:42:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:37Let me see them.
00:42:38Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:40Show me.
00:42:41Show me!
00:42:42Let go of me!
00:42:44There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:47I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:50A drink?
00:42:50I don't have time for this.
00:42:52You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:55That's not happening.
00:42:57Ever.
00:42:58Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:01Me?
00:43:02We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:05Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:08It's not a threat.
00:43:09It's a fact.
00:43:16You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:18That I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:19I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:24Help me!
00:43:30Help!
00:43:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:33Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:36Good girl.
00:43:38You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:40I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:43That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:44And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:49You just made me rip, asshole.
00:43:53Are you okay?
00:43:54Take her, you psychopaths.
00:43:58She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:10Stop it!
00:44:12You're going to kill him.
00:44:12Good.
00:44:13He's not worth it.
00:44:15Let's go.
00:44:18If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:23I promise.
00:44:24Let's go.
00:44:25Look.
00:44:47Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:50Should we call 911?
00:44:51Seriously, Harper?
00:44:54He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:56I handled myself just fine.
00:44:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:17You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:21So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:34Let's see who you are.
00:45:48Do we have to do this?
00:45:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:57Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:46:00So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:46:04I'm going to throw up.
00:46:20Breathe.
00:46:23You can do this.
00:46:24I'm right here.
00:46:52Don't focus on the water.
00:46:55Just look at me.
00:47:02It's not hard to do.
00:47:03It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:17I got you.
00:47:18It's okay.
00:47:20It's okay.
00:47:20You're fine.
00:47:28You're fine, Harper.
00:47:35Just breathe.
00:47:37Just keep breathing.
00:47:40How are you feeling?
00:47:41Fine.
00:47:49Just insanely distracted.
00:47:53Ready for the next step?
00:47:57What?
00:47:57I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:02I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:08I thought you didn't make this.
00:48:11What?
00:48:14Oh, my God.
00:48:16Oh, my God.
00:48:17You're talking about swimming.
00:48:20You're talking about swimming.
00:48:22What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:29I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:31Oh, my God.
00:48:53Harper
00:48:55Harper
00:48:56Barbara!
00:48:58Barbara!
00:49:00What happened? What happened?
00:49:04You blacked out.
00:49:06You're okay.
00:49:08You're okay.
00:49:10I'm sorry.
00:49:12For what?
00:49:14You did amazing.
00:49:16You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:20You didn't.
00:49:22It's okay.
00:49:26We'll try again and more.
00:49:28Just kiss me.
00:49:30Your dad won't like this.
00:49:34Don't think about him. If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:38If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:40I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:44I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:46Just say you don't want me.
00:49:56Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:50:02I want you.
00:50:04And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:06You're going to get hurt.
00:50:08You're like...
00:50:10What the hell? What are you doing?
00:50:12We need to talk about this first, inside.
00:50:14With our minds, not our craw...
00:50:16Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:18I'm not a tease.
00:50:20I just care about you.
00:50:22So you are a grandpa.
00:50:24Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:26Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:28No, I need a moment to pull off.
00:50:50I'm gonna shower.
00:50:58Huffer, what are you doing?
00:51:12So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:15Running a daycare.
00:51:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:26I'm Alana Kaufman.
00:51:28The heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:31I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:35And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:37He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger, like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:48Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:55You've been tracking him?
00:51:57What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:59The same kind he is.
00:52:02Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:07Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:16I'm surprised.
00:52:19Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:22Just all around...
00:52:24Not intense enough for him.
00:52:27Not intense enough?
00:52:30Yeah, well...
00:52:31Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:34Oh, please.
00:52:38Don't make me laugh.
00:52:39I mean, look at you.
00:52:40You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess pepper.
00:52:44You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:47Don't call me that.
00:52:52You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:55He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:58Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:53:00Choke you out.
00:53:02None of that.
00:53:03Kissing.
00:53:04Pillow talk.
00:53:05Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:13He'll be bored of you and meek.
00:53:16He actually lives here with me.
00:53:19You little skank.
00:53:20Ah!
00:53:29Help!
00:53:29Help me!
00:53:30I can't swim!
00:53:31Help!
00:53:35Help!
00:53:36Help!
00:53:36I can't swim!
00:53:49Harper!
00:53:51Harper!
00:53:52Help!
00:53:54Smile for Tim, you loser!
00:53:57Please help me!
00:53:58Just crawl your way out, idiot!
00:54:01That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:10Harper!
00:54:11Harper!
00:54:11Harper!
00:54:31Harper!
00:54:44Harper!
00:54:45No!
00:54:46Come on!
00:54:54Harper!
00:54:56Harper!
00:54:57Harper!
00:54:57I thought I was going to die.
00:55:06I thought I was going to die.
00:55:07You're okay. Just breathe.
00:55:09Just breathe.
00:55:11You're safe now.
00:55:12Just breathe.
00:55:14Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:16I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:18It's pathetic.
00:55:20Homewreck?
00:55:23Harper could never homewreck us, Valada.
00:55:26She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:31I need to come back to me, baby.
00:55:33We were just playing hard together, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:38She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:45Joke me.
00:55:46Harder.
00:55:48I'm just so rough you have, baby.
00:55:53I don't love you.
00:55:54And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:59How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:03She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:05What are you doing?
00:56:16Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad,
00:56:18asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:56:21and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.
00:56:26You're going to tell, dear old dad,
00:56:28that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:33Do you got that?
00:56:35Are you threatening me?
00:56:37No.
00:56:38I'm telling you.
00:56:39Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:44Get out of here.
00:56:46Wait.
00:56:46Please, don't.
00:56:48I'll do anything.
00:56:50Please.
00:56:50What are you doing?
00:57:04Chris, no.
00:57:06Wait.
00:57:07Wait.
00:57:07I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:57:29She will not bother you again.
00:57:34I swear.
00:57:35Don't worry about it.
00:57:39I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:46I never dated her.
00:57:49We weren't a thing.
00:57:52A lot of brain to her.
00:57:53Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:07She said that...
00:58:09That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:18She said that...
00:58:20That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:29Satisfy you.
00:58:31In bed.
00:58:36That I was too much of a kid and that...
00:58:40You'd never be into me.
00:58:46Is that true?
00:58:47That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:54But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:58I'm supposed to protect you.
00:59:04When I was in that pool, I...
00:59:07I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:09And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:19What did you regret?
00:59:21Not doing this sooner.
00:59:22I'm sorry.
00:59:43I'm sorry.
00:59:45Oh yeah.
00:59:45Oh yeah.
00:59:46Yeah.
00:59:47what the hell am i doing why don't you stop again you're playing with fire harper your dad is going
01:00:01to kill me i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things i get out this isn't about
01:00:08mark it's about you and me so whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours
01:00:14you need to kill it i'm too dangerous
01:00:18so you're saying the kiss was a mistake and i should forget this ever happened
01:00:26it's for the best harper there's a reason i don't let people close to me yeah
01:00:32it's because you're a coward you're allowed to be mad at me just admit it you led me on and then
01:00:41you got cold feet just be a man and own it it's not you don't you're a psycho
01:00:46just trying to protect you
01:00:56morning
01:01:05nagel i'm not hungry
01:01:08you need to eat
01:01:13no what i need is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:01:27are we even now
01:01:34you bageled me and you made me strip tease for you
01:01:38what's wrong ghetto i hate seeing you like this
01:01:43you should have thought about that before you broke my heart
01:01:46columbia university gallery exhibition featuring the work of students
01:02:04harper reeves
01:02:05i'm going to make this up to you
01:02:11promise
01:02:13has mr colin seen this harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:02:24nope
01:02:27and he's never going to
01:02:30huh
01:02:31i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:02:34why would i invite an asshole who led me on
01:02:37oh hey hey
01:02:40let's forget about that douchebag
01:02:42okay you need to impress some fancy pants arts investor so you can pass this class
01:02:46and i am not letting you fail
01:02:48stop moping
01:02:50let's go wine and dine some rich people okay
01:02:55okay
01:03:09wow how long do you think this took to paint christina like a million hours
01:03:13who the cares we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:03:20make sure no one's coming
01:03:37what's
01:03:42i think i hear them coming let's go one last touch
01:03:57good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:04:02harper
01:04:06tonight is gonna be perfect
01:04:09huh
01:04:11what
01:04:13no no no no my my final project
01:04:17how am i gonna graduate why would someone do this to me
01:04:20harper
01:04:28harper i'm kind of confused is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:36is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:38don't say that it's obviously her self-portrait
01:04:50did you do this
01:04:53christina if i don't sell my work tonight i'm gonna fail the class
01:04:58we're gonna report you to the dean christina you're not gonna get away with this
01:05:02guess what you have no proof
01:05:06good luck with that losers
01:05:08that's what you get for fucking with me harper
01:05:12harper
01:05:14there's the student i've been looking for
01:05:15professor i can explain
01:05:20harper
01:05:23is this your work
01:05:23it's so ugly isn't it professor we have to fail harper it looks like a complete choke
01:05:32ladies i assure you harper knew what she was doing in fact
01:05:39guests just bought this piece wait what who would buy this crap i will
01:05:53it's you you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party christina don't be rude don't you know who this
01:06:11is chris collins is a renowned rare art collector there's no way that's okay professor not everyone
01:06:18has taste
01:06:22how much for this painting oh no you are starting price is 18
01:06:31done
01:06:33wait eighteen hundred dollars you can study at this school or not
01:06:38we haven't sold one single painting for less than eighteen thousand dollars
01:06:42you're telling me this gun pulling whiskey chugging whack-ass grandpa just has eighteen thousand
01:06:50dollars sitting in his bank account here's two mil take the rest and buy art supplies whatever it is
01:06:58you need to get for harper's sake sir mr collins this is too much oh my god oh my god are you
01:07:07fucking kidding me are you fucking kidding me language miss hawkes don't tell me what to do old lady
01:07:18who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars my father still runs this university money
01:07:26runs this university and i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:07:32for disciplinary action you're going to get us expelled professor you can't please getting expelled
01:07:41sounds just about right to me no wait professor not so fast what the else do you want from me
01:07:49i can't believe that you two would do something like this good luck proving it was us
01:08:05knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me
01:08:10i don't need to ruin your lives those dresses though wait why um
01:08:29dress this is versace you asshole you're going to fucking pay for this what was it that you two said
01:08:37oh right good luck proving it was me
01:08:44the chancellor wants you two in his office now you're being suspended let's go
01:08:49why are you grabbing us they're the ones who did this so rest them let's go
01:08:55oh i'm gonna have to get this on camera i'll see you later
01:08:58congratulations on the sale miss reeves chris that was 18 grand that's eighteen thousand dollars
01:09:09seriously i thought it'd be more expensive
01:09:18what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:09:22he um i mean i i was an idiot and i'm sorry but i think this might help show you how much i want
01:09:37what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:09:40i want you harper i want to do things to you
01:10:00bad things
01:10:01bad things but only if you want me to
01:10:08i do
01:10:20why'd we stop we've been waiting so long for this
01:10:24i'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer because i have to go wrap up the show
01:10:35and i'll wait for you
01:10:37write that for me tonight
01:10:46harper harper
01:10:49hello earth to harper you need to look at this can it wait maria i'm having
01:10:55very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner
01:10:58no no that's what i need to tell you about harper look
01:11:06the guns and the money it's not just for show harper he's dangerous you need to move out now you
01:11:12can't keep living with him i need to talk to him okay harper
01:11:16what's the money
01:11:21do you need to go to harper
01:11:25taxi for harper
01:11:27Who are you?
01:11:31Hey, let go of me!
01:11:33Stop it!
01:11:43Please.
01:11:44Please let me go.
01:11:45If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:51Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:54Harper.
01:11:55Ryan?
01:11:57Why are you doing this?
01:11:58We broke up.
01:11:59Oh, Harper, we broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:12:02You psycho!
01:12:04He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:08He humiliated me!
01:12:10But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:14He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:16Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:19Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:12:24Well, we don't need to get into the gory details.
01:12:27Do we?
01:12:27No.
01:12:28No.
01:12:29You can just watch.
01:12:31No.
01:12:31No, no, no, no.
01:12:34No, no!
01:12:35No!
01:12:35No!
01:12:35A trap?
01:12:53What the hell?
01:13:05Not bad for a guy who hates romance I hope you don't mind, I wanted our first
01:13:19time to be special, Harper.
01:13:22Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:28Hey crap, I can explain-
01:13:33You're gonna explain, but first, you know my daughter better than I do?
01:13:41Is that text a prank?
01:13:44Harper's in trouble, we need to go, okay?
01:13:47Can we have some food with you?
01:13:51After we kill Leather Graham?
01:13:53Hmm?
01:13:54Should we make him watch?
01:13:57Hmm?
01:13:58Oh, looks like he's here.
01:14:04Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:14:08Huh?
01:14:09Mm-hmm.
01:14:10Get ready, boys.
01:14:12I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:28That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:37What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:54What?
01:14:55Can't talk without your little bodyguards?
01:14:57Let me go, I-I-I-I'll leave all the-
01:15:07I already told you once.
01:15:08You should've listened to me dead.
01:15:10I'm going to kill you, you goddamn dick.
01:15:14AHHHHH!
01:15:34Are you okay?
01:15:34Did he hurt you?
01:15:37Chris, I put you in danger.
01:15:40You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:42When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:52Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:16:01Oh my god, Dad, what the hell?
01:16:03It's okay. I'll handle it.
01:16:05I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:16:07Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:09I want an answer now before I kill him!
01:16:12No, Dad!
01:16:13Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:17But?
01:16:19Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:16:28Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:31Please don't be mad.
01:16:34You're wrong about that.
01:16:37It's not deep down.
01:16:39It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:16:45If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:16:50Or I will make him regret it.
01:16:53I believe you.
01:16:56You keep her safe.
01:17:00With my goddamn life.
01:17:02You remember my instructions?
01:17:21Yes.
01:17:21I want you to beg for it.
01:17:47I want you to beg for it.
01:17:54I want you to beg for it.
01:18:04Stop teasing.
01:18:06I want you to beg for it.
01:18:08I want you to beg for it.
01:18:10Daddy.
01:18:11You might find what you're looking for.
01:18:13Daddy.
01:18:15Say it.
01:18:17Or I'll punish you.
01:18:18Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:31I want you to beg for it.
01:18:37Are you sure about that?
01:18:51Yes.
01:18:51It's a promise.
01:18:52You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:10You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:22You know I'm dangerous, or it's your own mind.
01:19:37Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:52Once I start, I'm not stopping.
01:20:06I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:14You're different.
01:20:22Ready for round five?
01:20:33Stop it.
01:20:34I'm sore.
01:20:35Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:39What if I don't?
01:20:43What was that?
01:20:44Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:46Honey, you home?
01:20:47Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:49I'm just going to come in for a walk.
01:20:52I told you I was busy.
01:20:56This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:59If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:02Okay, I will.
01:21:04Can you get out?
01:21:18I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:21Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:23No.
01:21:23Please keep them covered.
01:21:26I want to give a speech.
01:21:27And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:29I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:32You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:37Just get on with it.
01:21:39What I do for a living,
01:21:40the not-so-legal part.
01:21:45It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:51And for me to be...
01:21:53Vulnerable?
01:21:55Yeah.
01:21:56But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:00You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:22:04And I want to be around you.
01:22:07Forever.
01:22:07So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:22I'm moving you in there.
01:22:25As a graduation present.
01:22:27And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:36Only if you want to.
01:22:39Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:42Are you serious?
01:22:45What's wrong?
01:22:47Is it tacky?
01:22:49I liked it.
01:22:50I thought...
01:22:50Deal!
01:22:50Deal!
01:22:50But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:59Which is?
01:23:00You have to move in there with me.
01:23:03Deal.
01:23:20Deal.
01:23:21Deal.
01:23:21Deal.
01:23:21Deal.
01:23:21Do you know what I was talking about?
01:23:22Do you know what I was talking about?
01:23:22I was talking about...
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