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00:00:00Oh-ho! Looking good, girl.
00:00:18Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:24Please pick up.
00:00:27Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:35Sure thing, hon.
00:00:37Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:39He'll be there soon.
00:00:43Who?
00:00:47Drugging girls? My club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:51You got the wrong, I swear!
00:01:04Shut up. You have the worst timing.
00:01:08Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in. Now.
00:01:21What are you doing?
00:01:22What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:30It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:33Here, get away from me, creep.
00:01:35Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:40Stop!
00:01:41Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:46What the hell?
00:01:53Mr. Collins?
00:01:55Deadson is...
00:01:57best friend?
00:01:58You're shivering.
00:02:16Come on, kiddo.
00:02:18Kiddo?
00:02:19Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:20I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:24Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:26Let's go!
00:02:35I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:02:38five Christmases?
00:02:46Something wrong?
00:02:49Um...
00:02:51Your arm is...
00:02:53Wet.
00:02:57From the rain.
00:03:00Wipe it then.
00:03:01There's no rain up there.
00:03:10Rain.
00:03:11Sorry.
00:03:12So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:13Thought you'd be...
00:03:14busy...
00:03:15running your nightclub or...
00:03:21eating up...
00:03:23sleazebags not...
00:03:25picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:26So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:31I thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or eating up sleazebags, not picking up some
00:03:40guy's daughter.
00:03:45Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:51I don't do small talk.
00:03:53Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:00I need to pick something.
00:04:03No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:05I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up!
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:10Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise
00:04:16nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:19And nobody...
00:04:20If I take you, will you shut up?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:27You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:34It's not safe.
00:04:35Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:37Yeah.
00:04:38Why didn't you say something?
00:04:39I just did.
00:04:40You freaking creep.
00:04:41Give me a jacket or something.
00:04:43Give me a jacket or something.
00:04:50I'm sorry.
00:04:51I'm sorry.
00:04:52I'm sorry.
00:04:53I'm sorry.
00:04:54I'm sorry.
00:04:55I'm sorry.
00:04:56I'm sorry.
00:04:57I'm sorry.
00:04:58I'm sorry.
00:04:59It's not safe.
00:05:00Has it been like this the whole time?
00:05:01Yeah.
00:05:02Why didn't you say something?
00:05:03I just did.
00:05:04You freaking creep.
00:05:05Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:07I'm sorry.
00:05:08I'm sorry.
00:05:09I'm sorry.
00:05:10You're sorry.
00:05:11I'm sorry.
00:05:12I'm sorry.
00:05:13When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:35I was not checking you out.
00:05:36That was a yawn.
00:05:38Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:39It's past your bedtime.
00:05:43Stop calling me kid.
00:05:59You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:08This is a small kickback.
00:06:11Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:14Does your dad know about that?
00:06:16Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
00:06:23And neither do you.
00:06:24Yeah, about that.
00:06:25I live here now.
00:06:26He put me in charge.
00:06:28And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:30Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:31This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:45You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:48I don't have another choice.
00:06:51I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:58Fine.
00:07:01Have your kickback.
00:07:03Or not.
00:07:04Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:08I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:17No.
00:07:18I'm going to kill you?
00:07:24Count your days, slut?
00:07:26It's not a big deal.
00:07:27I can explain.
00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:30Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:33You guys were spying on me?
00:07:35Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:38That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:40It's either me living here, or three bodyguards.
00:07:43Your choice.
00:07:44You are not living here.
00:07:54I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:56I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:59Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:06I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:08I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:08God damn it.
00:08:17Promise to Mark.
00:08:27Whoa!
00:08:28Who's this, Bob Grandpa?
00:08:31Grandpa?
00:08:32He's hotter than you, right?
00:08:35Huh?
00:08:35Remind me of why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:46I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:48Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:51And rich dad means...
00:08:53Fancy alcohol!
00:08:55Hi, hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:04I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:07Duh.
00:09:08I didn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:14Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:19Thanks, Heather.
00:09:21Oh, it's Harper.
00:09:24Enjoy the party!
00:09:29I guess this bottle of Macallan makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:35Where's Harper?
00:09:37Harper?
00:09:40Forget Harper.
00:09:42Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:49I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:52I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:56Christina and I were into group activities.
00:09:59Talk or...
00:10:00No talk.
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:05For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:08Sorry, ladies.
00:10:09I don't like my women.
00:10:11Desperate.
00:10:12Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:19Huh?
00:10:21He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:24I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:29Oh, Harper!
00:10:40Hey!
00:10:41Listen!
00:10:42Listen!
00:10:45I was using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:48Ew!
00:10:49Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:51You're, you're like...
00:10:52Your school royalty.
00:10:54Thanks!
00:10:55I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:09Right outside my own room.
00:11:20What dirt can I find?
00:11:25Oh, this is gold.
00:11:35Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:42Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:45I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:02What the hell?
00:12:22Attention, everybody!
00:12:24Hello!
00:12:25You all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary?
00:12:39Let's see.
00:12:41Dear diary, dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:46Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:48Oh, Harper.
00:12:52Daddy issues much?
00:12:58No!
00:12:59I just need to give it back!
00:13:03Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:13:08That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:11And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:13:18You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:23Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:25No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:27Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:30Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:39Let's pull right down.
00:13:41Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:48Fuck this.
00:14:00Fuck this.
00:14:00Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:28You were supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:36Come to her party.
00:14:40You take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.
00:14:44It was a joke!
00:14:45It was a joke!
00:14:46The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:50Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:55First, that's enough.
00:14:57Better go.
00:14:58What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:08You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:10You're damn right I'm petty!
00:15:12Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:13Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:17If you mess with her again...
00:15:18Fuck you up.
00:15:24But we're literally just girls.
00:15:25I don't give a fuck.
00:15:27Everyone out!
00:15:28The fuck out!
00:15:36What the hell was that?
00:15:40What the hell was that?
00:15:41She hurt you.
00:15:59Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:01Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:08You're crying.
00:16:09Why are you crying?
00:16:12I won't understand.
00:16:14Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:16They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:17I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:21Stupid.
00:16:22I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:25You just embarrassed me.
00:16:26I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:27And she's the queen of our school.
00:16:28I said stop!
00:16:32I said stop!
00:16:35I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:37We'll find you another school.
00:16:38I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:40Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:44Just because you run some sort of shady business.
00:16:46I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:51I told you...
00:16:52to stop calling me that.
00:16:57And I told you to stop acting like water.
00:17:00Oh, yeah?
00:17:04If I'm such a kid,
00:17:07what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:14Sorry, kid.
00:17:15That's my gun.
00:17:17You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:19You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:23You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:23You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins.
00:17:40I swear.
00:17:42There'd better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:47I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:54Oh!
00:17:56God.
00:18:04What?
00:18:12What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:17No.
00:18:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:22It's gonna not be happening. He's gonna be back in any second.
00:18:33You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:18:36I don't wanna... I don't wanna play. What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:43Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:45You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:50I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:56Uncuff me.
00:19:00What are your manners?
00:19:04Say please.
00:19:06I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:13Give me the key.
00:19:20What the...
00:19:21You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:24Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:27Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:33Rule number one.
00:19:36There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:40You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:43So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:49I can take care of myself.
00:19:50I can take care of myself.
00:19:51Rule number two.
00:19:53Not talking back.
00:19:55I am the last guy.
00:19:57You want to piss off?
00:20:04Rule number three.
00:20:05What?
00:20:06Come on.
00:20:07оны.
00:20:08Don't start any games.
00:20:10You're not ready to play.
00:20:11Don't start any games.
00:20:12You're not ready to play.
00:20:15Okay.
00:20:29My plans are none of your concerns here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America.
00:20:40We have this thing called privacy.
00:20:43You can have your privacy.
00:20:46Until sunset.
00:20:48What does that mean?
00:20:53You have curfew.
00:20:55Ah!
00:20:59How's my daughter?
00:21:18Um, hot.
00:21:20What was that?
00:21:21Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:23Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:25That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:27Is she back from class?
00:21:29She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:32Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:34She's fine, Mark.
00:21:35Good.
00:21:36You're my best friend.
00:21:38You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:40You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:49Give me some time.
00:21:54Give me some time.
00:21:58Stay with my drive.
00:22:00Look at my head.
00:22:03Do you say?
00:22:06Can you get that?
00:22:08Look at my head.
00:22:10you're a fucking strip club harper
00:22:25your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble and you're at a goddamn strip
00:22:40oh excuse me we're filming filming filming what some real hot stuff now beat it grandpa go find
00:22:52a room somewhere else i'm looking for harper it says her location is here so step aside before i
00:22:59make you nope harper is my best friend and she didn't mention some old dude would be looking
00:23:04for hey wait wait wait wait he looks so sexy keep going harper
00:23:17you shouldn't be here you shouldn't be here i tried to stop him
00:23:30no harper you shouldn't be in this grimy ass place what do you think you're doing here
00:23:38it's for a class project give them this camera back you prick
00:23:41class my ass is that what you told her to get her here i'd stick this camera straight
00:23:47not until i pummel this creep then the camera's next
00:23:51hey wait wait wait not the camera cost a thousand dollars
00:23:53you should have thought about that before making harper shoot your porn
00:23:57that is enough
00:23:58these look amazing harper oh my best friend is so sexy
00:24:17wait till the whole class sees this no one's going to see these
00:24:20deleting them
00:24:21what that is art give them this camera back or i swear to god i'll go out there
00:24:26and i'll give one of those creeps a lap dance
00:24:29see how much my dad likes that
00:24:33your choice
00:24:38camera it is
00:24:43you asshole
00:24:48if you ever ask harper to do something like this again i will jam that camera so far down your throat
00:24:54you'll be shitting out polaroids
00:24:57what the funk is your problem
00:25:01leaving now
00:25:10so first you stalked me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends i did it for your own good
00:25:20you assaulted my classmate and ruined our project you need me around for your safety because clearly you can't do it on your own
00:25:28you should have seen the way those guys were looking at you like a piece of meat
00:25:32my classmate it sounds like someone's a little jealous
00:25:37jealous
00:25:41jealous
00:25:43jealous
00:25:43you're cute harper
00:25:49i'll give you that
00:25:50and those
00:25:52things you do
00:25:53they're cute too
00:25:55you know what's not cute
00:25:57me jealous
00:26:00now you were right
00:26:01i'm in some shady business
00:26:03and i don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me
00:26:05but you better not test me
00:26:07or i'll break you
00:26:09or i'll break you
00:26:10or i'll break you
00:26:12in more than one way or
00:26:18we'll guess
00:26:25just admit
00:26:26that you want me
00:26:33what the hell is happening
00:26:35no way i'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:26:40put your seat belt on you know what chris you want to be my bodyguard fine i'm gonna make you
00:26:48crazy for me let's see if dad keeps you around now
00:26:51so are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is no
00:26:58are you sleeping with a professor oh my god maria no ew
00:27:04that's my dad's best friend chris collins he was sent here to keep me safe
00:27:10and he secretly wants to fuck you i don't know but i do know that that's the only way my dad will
00:27:17agree to send him home um wait you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend
00:27:23think about it
00:27:26we need to get my dad to fire chris the only way to do that is if he makes a
00:27:34so that's step one
00:27:35you should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
00:27:39he was jealous harps yeah right jealous of me i'm a college student who works at whole foods he's like
00:27:46a tech genius billionaire hobbyist mma fighter not jealous of you dummy jealous over you
00:27:54it looked like he wanted to kill aaron over you dancing in that lingerie
00:27:58so all we have to do is somehow make chris more jealous until
00:28:03until he snaps and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter
00:28:08and when your dad sees that he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time
00:28:13here's to operation seduction
00:28:17chris collins you better watch out
00:28:20because i get what i want
00:28:22sexy outfit check popcorn check a notebook the only movie that can make a guy cry
00:28:41what do you want you done giving me the salad treatment
00:28:56um popcorn harper you idiot seduce him
00:29:02i mean i brought snacks as a peace offering
00:29:07but if you're busy i can come back later
00:29:11oh wait wait wait
00:29:13i have a day but that's not important your pulse is racing
00:29:18what's going on
00:29:20uh
00:29:21is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble
00:29:24uh no i just
00:29:26i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie
00:29:30but it's
00:29:32well are we watching a movie or not
00:29:46but what about your date
00:29:54how are you not crying this is like the saddest
00:30:16movie ever
00:30:16because it's not real
00:30:18this is ridiculous
00:30:21no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:30:25it's true love
00:30:27there's no such thing as true love
00:30:30anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo
00:30:33or
00:30:35maybe
00:30:38you're just a soulless
00:30:41ai bot
00:30:42and there are batteries in your back
00:30:46what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:56what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:31:02now come on
00:31:05just admit that you enjoyed it
00:31:07don't mess with me harper
00:31:14i'm not a toy
00:31:15i'll ruin her
00:31:16well
00:31:17i'm not just something that can be ruined
00:31:19as hard as you try to convince yourself i'm not a little girl anymore
00:31:23not a lie
00:31:27you are a beautiful woman
00:31:30and i'm too much for you kid
00:31:33you can't handle me
00:31:35try me
00:31:36i don't do that lovey-dovey shit
00:31:43i don't kiss
00:31:44and i don't make love harper
00:31:47maybe i'm into that
00:31:50no
00:31:51i don't think you are
00:31:53what did you get yourself into harper
00:31:58just
00:32:10shut up and watch the movie
00:32:13i'm sorry
00:32:14i love you
00:32:16this was the last thing i could do for you
00:32:19you're supposed to seduce him harper
00:32:29not be seduced by him
00:32:31i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:36i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:40you're late big daddy
00:32:42but you sound pissed
00:32:45so i'll wait
00:32:47you want to come in
00:32:49fuck your frustration up
00:32:50not tonight
00:32:51busy
00:32:53busy?
00:32:54never for me you're not
00:32:57when the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:02are you with another woman?
00:33:04woman?
00:33:04no
00:33:05not a woman
00:33:09do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:21not this guy
00:33:22who lose my number
00:33:24whoever this girl is
00:33:33your days are numbered
00:33:35do not flake on melana kaufman
00:33:37she's going to be the death of me
00:33:58kid
00:33:59because i'm coming for you chris collins
00:34:04stay
00:34:14damn it harper
00:34:19how many guys are
00:34:35and he
00:34:39he
00:34:41has
00:34:44You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside your pants.
00:35:07Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:10Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:11I slept with my dad's best friend, his business partner. I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:18No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:26So, so we didn't?
00:35:29No, because you're still alive. Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:36One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:39You don't know that.
00:35:42Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:44Oh yeah? Explain that.
00:35:48That's Mourning Wood, sweetheart.
00:35:51Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:52We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:55You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:59Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:06Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:09Well, what's wrong?
00:36:16Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:19I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:36:22I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:25With my friend.
00:36:28Thanks for watching me sleep. Bye.
00:36:29Bye.
00:36:30Bye.
00:36:30Bye.
00:36:31Bye.
00:36:31Bye.
00:36:32Bye.
00:36:32Bye.
00:36:32Bye.
00:36:33Bye.
00:36:33Bye.
00:36:34Bye.
00:36:34Bye.
00:36:35Bye.
00:36:35Bye.
00:36:36Bye.
00:36:36Bye.
00:36:37Bye.
00:36:37Bye.
00:36:49Bye.
00:36:49Bye.
00:36:50This will do.
00:37:01So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:07Struggling much?
00:37:37I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:49I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:54Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from it, can you?
00:38:00That's not.
00:38:00No underwear.
00:38:14That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:18What are you going to do?
00:38:22Punish you.
00:38:27I don't know.
00:38:30You don't know me?
00:38:43I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:47Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:51I'd say do you worst.
00:38:53I'd say do you worst.
00:38:55I'm sorry.
00:39:11I can't let this happen.
00:39:12What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:14You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:23But, but what about-
00:39:24There's no buts.
00:39:28Can't let this happen again.
00:39:29You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:52You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:56That was part of the plan.
00:39:58I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:01Was it big?
00:40:04So big.
00:40:07Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:11It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:15Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:40:17Like, BDSM?
00:40:19The whole nine yards.
00:40:20Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:23My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:26Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:29Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:33Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:36Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:38Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:43Stop messing with that.
00:40:59You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:41:02You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:05How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:07He's not my man.
00:41:09I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:15No, leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:19You still letting this loser make your decisions for you, Harps?
00:41:23Huh?
00:41:27What do you want, Brian?
00:41:31Just five minutes.
00:41:35Sorry.
00:41:37Harper, are you sure?
00:41:38It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:57Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:59I want to get back together.
00:42:09You cheated on me.
00:42:12I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:15But that was months ago, huh?
00:42:18Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:19This isn't about payback.
00:42:23I've moved on, and you should too.
00:42:24What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:29Hmm?
00:42:30Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:32You slut?
00:42:34Hmm?
00:42:34Get off of me!
00:42:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:37Let me see them.
00:42:38Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:40Show me.
00:42:41Show me!
00:42:42Let go of me!
00:42:43There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:47I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:49A drink?
00:42:50I don't have time for this.
00:42:52You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:55That's not happening.
00:42:57Ever.
00:42:58Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:01Me?
00:43:02We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:05Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:08It's not a threat.
00:43:09It's a fact.
00:43:16You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:18But I'm not gonna come after you.
00:43:20I'm gonna come after your bitch
00:43:22that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:28Help me!
00:43:30Help!
00:43:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:33Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:36Good girl.
00:43:36You are gonna regret that, you bitch.
00:43:40I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:43That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:46And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:49You just made me rip, asshole.
00:43:53You okay?
00:43:57Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:58She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:00You okay?
00:44:00Take her, you psychopath.
00:44:02She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:04Stop it!
00:44:12You're gonna kill him.
00:44:13Good.
00:44:13He's not worth it.
00:44:15Let's go.
00:44:18If you contact her,
00:44:20if you go anywhere near her,
00:44:21I'll finish the job.
00:44:23I promise.
00:44:25Let's go.
00:44:25Look.
00:44:44Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:50Should we call 911?
00:44:51Seriously, Harper?
00:44:54He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:56I handled myself just fine.
00:44:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:17You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:21So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:34Let's see who you are.
00:45:48Do we have to do this?
00:45:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:57Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:46:00So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:46:04I'm going to throw up.
00:46:20Breathe.
00:46:23You can do this.
00:46:24I'm right here.
00:46:52Don't focus on the water.
00:46:55Just look at me.
00:47:02It's not hard to do.
00:47:03It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:17I got you.
00:47:18It's okay.
00:47:20It's okay.
00:47:20You're fine.
00:47:28You're fine, Harper.
00:47:35Just breathe.
00:47:37Just keep breathing.
00:47:40How are you feeling?
00:47:41Fine.
00:47:49Just insanely distracted.
00:47:53Ready for the next step?
00:47:57What?
00:47:57I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:02I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:08I thought you didn't make this.
00:48:11What?
00:48:14Oh, my God.
00:48:16Oh, my God.
00:48:17You're talking about swimming.
00:48:20You're talking about swimming.
00:48:22What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:29I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:31What?
00:48:54Parker!
00:48:56Parker!
00:48:58Parker!
00:48:59What happened?
00:49:04What happened?
00:49:05You blacked out.
00:49:07You're okay.
00:49:08You're okay.
00:49:09Sorry.
00:49:10Sorry.
00:49:12For what?
00:49:15You did amazing.
00:49:17You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:19Why you didn't?
00:49:24It's okay.
00:49:26We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:28Just kiss me.
00:49:29Your dad won't like this.
00:49:34Don't think about him.
00:49:35If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:39If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:41I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:44I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:47Just say you don't want me.
00:49:48Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:50:02I want you.
00:50:05And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:06You're going to get hurt.
00:50:07You're going to get hurt.
00:50:08I don't want you to mess with me.
00:50:09I don't want you to mess with me.
00:50:11You're really like me.
00:50:14What the hell?
00:50:25What are you doing?
00:50:26We need to talk about this first, inside.
00:50:28With our minds, not our crawford.
00:50:29Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:31I'm not a tease. I just care about you.
00:50:35So you are a grandpa?
00:50:37Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:42Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:44No, I need a moment to pull off.
00:50:50I'm gonna shower.
00:50:59Huffer, what are you doing?
00:51:12So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:15Running a daycare.
00:51:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:26I'm Alana Kaufman.
00:51:28The heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:31I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:35And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:37He might be sexy.
00:51:39But you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:47Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:55You've been tracking him?
00:51:58What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:59The same kind he is.
00:52:02Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:07Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:16I'm surprised.
00:52:19Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:22Just all around...
00:52:23I'm not intense enough for him.
00:52:27Not intense enough?
00:52:30Yeah, well...
00:52:32Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:34Oh, please.
00:52:38Don't make me laugh.
00:52:39I mean, look at you.
00:52:40You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess pepper.
00:52:45You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:47Don't call me that.
00:52:52You want to know how Chris likes the fuck?
00:52:55He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:58Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:53:00Choke you out.
00:53:02None of that.
00:53:03Kissing.
00:53:04Pillow talk.
00:53:05Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind
00:53:08because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:13He'll be bored of you and meek.
00:53:16He actually lives here with me.
00:53:19You little skank.
00:53:20Ah!
00:53:29Help!
00:53:30Help me!
00:53:30I can't swim!
00:53:31Help!
00:53:36Help!
00:53:36I can't swim!
00:53:49Harper!
00:53:51Harper!
00:53:52Help!
00:53:54Smile for Tim, you loser.
00:53:57Please help me!
00:53:58Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:54:01That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:10Harper!
00:54:11Harper!
00:54:11Harper!
00:54:31Have a great day!
00:54:41Harper!
00:54:43No!
00:54:43Come on!
00:54:43Harper!
00:54:45Harper!
00:54:45No!
00:54:46Come on!
00:54:46Come on!
00:54:47Come on!
00:54:47Harper!
00:54:49No!
00:54:49Come on!
00:54:50Harper!
00:54:50I thought I was going to die.
00:55:06I thought I was going to die.
00:55:07You're okay.
00:55:08Just breathe.
00:55:09Just breathe.
00:55:11You're safe now.
00:55:12Just breathe.
00:55:14Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:16I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:18It's pathetic.
00:55:20Homewreck?
00:55:23Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:55:26She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:31I need to come back to me, baby.
00:55:33We were just playing hard together, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:38She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:45Joke me harder.
00:55:46I miss how rough you got, baby.
00:55:53I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:55:56How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:03She's fine.
00:56:04Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:05What are you doing?
00:56:16Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:56:22and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:25You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:33Do you got that?
00:56:35Are you threatening me?
00:56:37No.
00:56:37I'm telling you, don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:44Get out of here.
00:56:46Wait.
00:56:47Please, don't.
00:56:48I'll do anything.
00:56:50Please.
00:56:50What are you doing?
00:56:51Chris, no!
00:57:06Wait!
00:57:07Wait!
00:57:07I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Margot.
00:57:31She will not bother you again.
00:57:34I swear.
00:57:35Don't worry about it.
00:57:37I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:46I never dated her.
00:57:49We weren't a thing.
00:57:52Not a brain to her.
00:58:00Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:02She said that...
00:58:08That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:15She said that...
00:58:20That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:29Satisfy you.
00:58:31In bed.
00:58:31That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:46Is that true?
00:58:47That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:54But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:58I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:59When I was in that pool, I...
00:59:06I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:11And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:19What did you regret?
00:59:21Not doing this sooner.
00:59:22What?
00:59:31It's gonna be a special advice for each band.
00:59:36Okay.
00:59:37Okay.
00:59:37what the hell am i doing why don't you stop again you're playing with fire harper
01:00:00your dad is going to kill me i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things i get
01:00:07this isn't about mark it's about you and me so whatever it is you're dreaming of behind
01:00:12those doe eyes of yours you need to kill it i'm too dangerous
01:00:21so you're saying the kiss was a mistake and i should forget this ever happened
01:00:27it's for the best harper there's a reason i don't let people close to me yeah
01:00:32it's because you're a coward you're allowed to be mad at me just admit it you led me on and then
01:00:41you got cold feet just be a man and own it it's not don't you're a psycho
01:00:46just trying to protect you
01:00:56good morning
01:01:07nagel i'm not hungry
01:01:08you need to eat
01:01:13no what i need is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:01:27are we even now
01:01:36bageled me and you made me strip tease for you
01:01:40what's wrong ghetto i hate seeing you like this
01:01:43you should have thought about that before you broke my heart
01:01:55columbia university gallery exhibition
01:02:01featuring the work of students harper reeves
01:02:09i'm going to make this up to you
01:02:12promise
01:02:13has mr colin seen this harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:02:27nope and he's never going to huh i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:02:35why would i invite an asshole who led me on oh hey hey let's forget about that douchebag okay
01:02:43you need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class and i am not letting
01:02:47you fail stop moping let's go wine and dine some rich people okay
01:02:55okay
01:03:09wow how long do you think this took to paying christina
01:03:12like a million hours who the fuck cares we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:03:21make sure no one's coming
01:03:32i think i hear them coming let's go one last touch
01:03:49good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:04:01heartburn
01:04:07tonight is gonna be perfect huh what no no no no my my final project how am i gonna graduate
01:04:18why would someone do this to me
01:04:20harper harper harper harper i'm kind of confused is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:32don't say that it's obviously her self-portrait
01:04:50did you do this christina if i don't sell my work tonight i'm gonna fail the class we're gonna report
01:04:59you to the dean christina you're not gonna get away with this guess what you have no proof
01:05:06good luck with that losers that's what you get for fucking with me harper harper
01:05:14there's the student i've been looking for i can explain
01:05:20harper
01:05:23is this your work
01:05:25it's so ugly isn't it professor we have to fail harper it looks like a complete choke
01:05:32you know ladies i assure you harper knew what she was doing in fact
01:05:39a guest just bought this piece wait what who would buy this crap i will
01:05:52it's you you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party christina don't be rude don't you know who this
01:06:11is chris collins is a renowned rare art collector there's no way that's okay professor not everyone has
01:06:19taste how much for this painting oh no you are starting price is 18
01:06:31done
01:06:33wait eighteen hundred dollars you can study at this school or not we haven't sold one single painting
01:06:40for less than eighteen thousand dollars you're telling me this gun pulling whiskey chugging
01:06:46whack-ass grandpa just has eighteen thousand dollars sitting in his bank account here's two
01:06:54mil take the rest and buy art supplies whatever it is you need to get for harper's sake sir mr collins
01:07:03this is too much oh my god oh my god are you kidding me are you kidding me language miss hawkes
01:07:15don't tell me what to do old lady who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars
01:07:22my father still runs this university money runs this university and i'm going to report the two of
01:07:29you to the chancellor who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action
01:07:36you're going to get us expelled professor you can't please getting expelled sounds just about right
01:07:43to me no no wait professor not so fast what the else do you want from me
01:07:51whoa no
01:08:00i can't believe that you two would do something like this good luck proving it was us
01:08:04knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me
01:08:11i don't need to ruin your lives there's dresses though wait what huh
01:08:17what was it that you two said oh right good luck proving it was me
01:08:41the chancellor wants you two in his office now you're being suspended let's go why are you grabbing
01:08:50us they're the ones who did this so arrest them let's go oh i'm gonna have to get this on camera
01:08:57i'll see you later
01:09:02congratulations on the sale miss reeves chris that was 18 grand that's eighteen thousand dollars
01:09:09seriously i thought it'd be more expensive
01:09:18what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:09:24he um i mean i
01:09:30was an idiot and i'm sorry but i think this might help show you how much i want you
01:09:38i want you harper i want to do things to you
01:09:56but it hurts like bad things
01:10:04but only if you want me to
01:10:05i don't know if you want me to
01:10:08i do
01:10:20why'd we stop we've been waiting so long for this
01:10:24i'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer because i have to go wrap up the show
01:10:35and i'll wait for you
01:10:35i'll write that for me tonight
01:10:45harper harper
01:10:49hello earth to harper you need to look at this can it wait maria i'm having
01:10:54very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner
01:10:59no no that's what i need to tell you about harper look
01:11:02the guns and the money it's not just for show harper he's dangerous you need to move out
01:11:11now you can't keep living with him i need to talk to him
01:11:15okay harper
01:11:25taxi for harper
01:11:30who are you hey let go of me stop it
01:11:33please please let me go if it's money i'll give you however much you want
01:11:51harper harper harper
01:11:54harper
01:11:55ryan why are you doing this we broke up
01:11:58we broke up because you've been that old man you psycho he had nothing to do with our breakup
01:12:08he humiliated me but luckily for me your little boyfriend what does he have he has some
01:12:15dangerous enemies ain't that right fellas
01:12:19once he arrives to save his little princess
01:12:25well we don't need to get into more details do we no
01:12:28no you can just watch no no no no no no
01:12:42a trap
01:12:50what the hell
01:12:57me
01:13:00fall into my soul
01:13:04oh if i'm this world
01:13:06that hurts me so
01:13:09not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:13:14I hope you don't mind
01:13:18I wanted our first time to be special
01:13:20Harper
01:13:21before you sleep with my daughter
01:13:23you should probably know where she is
01:13:26first
01:13:27hey crap
01:13:32I can explain
01:13:33you're gonna explain
01:13:34but first
01:13:36you know my daughter better than I do
01:13:40is that text a prank
01:13:42Harper's in trouble
01:13:45we need to go
01:13:45can we have some food with you
01:13:50after we kill
01:13:51other grants
01:13:53should we make him watch
01:13:56looks like he's here
01:14:03are you ready
01:14:05to see your boyfriend die Harper
01:14:08huh
01:14:09get ready boys
01:14:12I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:14:27that's what happens Chris
01:14:34when you mess around with my shit
01:14:36what's the matter tough guy
01:14:54what
01:14:55can't talk without your little bodyguards
01:14:57let me go
01:15:05I already told you
01:15:07you should have listened to me dead
01:15:09I'm going to kill you
01:15:13I'm going to kill you
01:15:27I'm going to kill you
01:15:33Are you okay? Did he hurt you?
01:15:36Chris, I put you in danger. You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:43When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:52Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:16:01Oh my god, Dad, what the hell?
01:16:03It's okay. I'll handle it.
01:16:05I want to hear it from my daughter. Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:09I want an answer now before I kill him!
01:16:12No, Dad! Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:18But?
01:16:19Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:16:28Chris makes me feel safe. Please don't be mad.
01:16:33Well, you're wrong about that.
01:16:37It's not deep down.
01:16:39It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:16:42If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up, or I will make him regret it.
01:16:53I believe you.
01:16:56You keep her safe.
01:16:58With my goddamn life.
01:17:02You remember my instructions?
01:17:20Yes.
01:17:21In the morning, but I can't breathe.
01:17:26You know what I came here for.
01:17:29Throw that jacket on the floor.
01:17:31Kissing me goodnight.
01:17:33It's just one more life.
01:17:33Yes, Daddy.
01:17:35You tell me.
01:17:37Say it.
01:17:40Yes, Daddy.
01:17:41We always play.
01:17:42Tell me to go.
01:17:44I always stay.
01:17:45I want you to beg for it.
01:17:50I want you to hug me, Daddy.
01:18:04Stop teasing.
01:18:06I want you now.
01:18:08Daddy, say it, or I'll punish you.
01:18:30Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:31I want you to hug me, Daddy.
01:18:37You're pushing down on me.
01:18:42When I'm around you, but without you, don't know where I'd be.
01:18:46Out of sight.
01:18:49Are you sure about that?
01:18:51Lost in time.
01:18:54One more night.
01:18:58You and I.
01:19:00You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:10You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:15You know I'm dangerous, or it's your mind.
01:19:38Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:45Once I started, I'd not stop you.
01:20:06I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:10You're different.
01:20:31Ready for round five?
01:20:33Stop it, I'm sore.
01:20:35Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:37Or what if I don't?
01:20:43What was that?
01:20:44Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:46Honey, you home?
01:20:47Um, Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:49That's okay, I'm just going to come in for a while.
01:20:51I told you I was busy.
01:20:56This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:59If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:02Okay, I will.
01:21:04Can you get out?
01:21:05I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:21Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:23No, please keep them covered.
01:21:26I want to give a speech.
01:21:27And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:29I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:32You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:37Just get on with it.
01:21:39What I do for a living, the not-so-legal part,
01:21:44it's dangerous for me to let people into my life
01:21:49and for me to be...
01:21:53Vulnerable?
01:21:55Yeah.
01:21:56But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe,
01:21:59I was doomed.
01:22:02You're like a magnet, Harper,
01:22:04and I want to be around you.
01:22:07Forever.
01:22:07So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:22I'm moving you in there.
01:22:25As a graduation present,
01:22:27and also I love you
01:22:31and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:34Only if you want to.
01:22:39Either way,
01:22:41the apartment's yours.
01:22:43Are you serious?
01:22:45What's wrong?
01:22:47Is it tacky?
01:22:49I liked it.
01:22:50I thought...
01:22:50Deal!
01:22:55But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:59Which is?
01:23:00You have to move in there with me.
01:23:03Deal.
01:23:04You have to move in there with me.
01:23:05You have to move in there with me.
01:23:06You have to move in there with me.
01:23:07You have to move in there with me.
01:23:08You have to move in there with me.
01:23:09You have to move in there with me.
01:23:10You have to move in there with me.
01:23:11You have to move in there with me.
01:23:12You have to move in there with me.
01:23:13You have to move in there with me.
01:23:14You have to move in there with me.
01:23:15You have to move in there with me.
01:23:16You have to move in there with me.
01:23:17You have to move in there with me.
01:23:18You have to move in there with me.
01:23:19You have to move in there with me.
01:23:20You have to move in there with me.
01:23:21You have to move in there with me.
01:23:22You have to move in there with me.
01:23:23You have to move in there with me.
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