00:00I don't think I'm going to get much sleep tonight.
00:06Me either.
00:08What if we're not good enough?
00:10If we're not, who is?
00:13Your visitor has arrived.
00:17I'm Virginia, your assessor.
00:21Over the next seven days, you'll undergo close observation and formal testing to ascertain suitability for parenting.
00:28I want to get to know the real you.
00:30Is that a good idea?
00:32Yes.
00:33I was joking.
00:38Assessment is a rigorous process.
00:41It'll do.
00:43With a high threshold for success.
00:49Virginia.
00:50Oh my God.
00:51I need to assess all aspects of your relationship.
00:54How's assessment going so far?
00:57It's a nightmare.
00:58Oh Jesus.
00:59Welcome home.
01:00This is our assessor.
01:02Is there alcohol in this?
01:03Yes, a bit.
01:04Is that all right?
01:04I'm going to need something stronger.
01:07We should be reducing the population, not increasing it.
01:11We tore each other apart at the scraps.
01:14Because there wasn't room for everyone.
01:16You think we somehow conquered nature.
01:19You're wrong.
01:22It's really young.
01:24You shouted at me.
01:27I did not.
01:30Virginia.
01:32What if I can't do this?
01:34She's just pushing buttons, okay?
01:35We just need to stay cool.
01:38Daddy?
01:38She likes you.
01:43You jealous?
01:47You cannot behave like this if you want a child.
01:50I want a real child, not this.
01:52I'm bored.
01:57You want to play a game?
02:03You're having a nightmare.
02:05Oh man, I'm scared.
02:07This is crazy.
02:08Mommy!
02:09Daddy!
02:10End of test.
02:13End of test.
