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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:52Oh, what's up?
00:01:55Oh, my God.
00:01:58Oh, my God.
00:02:02Oh, my God.
00:02:02Oh, my God.
00:02:03Oh, my God.
00:02:04Oh, my God.
00:02:04wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the Wintersby family Audrey Rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth
00:02:1710 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10.
00:02:27oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl I'm Rose pleased to meet you
00:02:57Gabby I'm your welcome guide I'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should I be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds I'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees I would steer clear of them especially Sloan she stings
00:03:32oh I wouldn't dare
00:03:42I wouldn't dare Sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52I wasn't oh that's Jason Gray the most popular guy in school they've been you know dating and
00:04:01breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:05oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships which is the only way to do it
00:04:15oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships which is the only way to do it
00:04:24needless to say I'm not a part of the rich gets click
00:04:33oh and that's Eric
00:04:36he's a skater and I'm so crushing on him
00:04:46he's a skater and I'm so crushing on him
00:04:50oh
00:04:51hey Gabby
00:04:52yo
00:04:53that's Eric
00:04:55that's Eric
00:04:56I was just telling her about the academic decathlon
00:05:00oh yeah you in
00:05:01yeah sure
00:05:02sweet
00:05:03man I'm in
00:05:03awesome
00:05:05got a boat
00:05:06later babes
00:05:07oh my god oh my god
00:05:09he's just going
00:05:10I think he likes you
00:05:13okay now for the important stuff
00:05:15stay away from the stroganoff at lunch
00:05:18and stay away from the underside of the desk
00:05:20if you want to avoid old gum
00:05:21and stay away from Mr. Spadaro
00:05:23he gets handsy
00:05:25hey watch out
00:05:26oh my god
00:05:33I'm so sorry
00:05:35it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:38I know
00:05:39oh thanks
00:05:44your jacket smells good
00:05:49are you the new girl?
00:05:56yeah
00:05:56I'm Chasen
00:06:00Rose
00:06:03nice to meet you
00:06:06come on Chasen
00:06:10homeroom's starting
00:06:11stay away from this trash
00:06:14might catch something
00:06:15ugh look at the secondhand clothes
00:06:18let's go
00:06:20Chasen come on
00:06:22I'll wash your jacket
00:06:24oh my god
00:06:27your jacket smells good
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket
00:06:30yep
00:06:31kinda lame
00:06:32clearly I don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36come on
00:06:38let's go
00:06:39Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:51ladies and gentlemen
00:06:54I'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:56Rose Smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled
00:06:59and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04I trust that you'll all welcome Rose
00:07:07and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:09how would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12is it just Rose?
00:07:13yes
00:07:14Rose will suffice
00:07:15how about secondhand Rose?
00:07:19that's enough
00:07:20grab brackets
00:07:22ow ow
00:07:28oh my god
00:07:28ow
00:07:29there's something in my eye
00:07:30what is it?
00:07:31something's in my eye
00:07:32I need my contact solution or something
00:07:33Rose can you go get it for me?
00:07:35yeah
00:07:35where is it?
00:07:36it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it
00:07:37over there?
00:07:37go
00:07:38go
00:07:38oh my god
00:07:50what are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:57I thought that um
00:07:59that'll show the bitch
00:08:11Rose
00:08:20where are you?
00:08:24are you showering with a boy?
00:08:29ah
00:08:29Rose
00:08:31Rose
00:08:32what are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:08:38Jason
00:08:39is that you?
00:08:40are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42don't lie to me
00:08:43I saw her come in here
00:08:44what do I do?
00:08:45oh
00:08:46oh
00:08:47how is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught
00:09:02I'm so sorry
00:09:29oh
00:09:34oh
00:09:36oh
00:09:37gosh
00:09:37excuse you much
00:09:39why are you wet?
00:09:46uh
00:09:46how is your eye?
00:09:52miraculously better
00:09:53What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:21Hmm.
00:10:23Listen up second-hand Rose, chasin' off-limits.
00:10:28Understand?
00:10:30Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:33I'm not even ready for boys yet, so.
00:10:36You know what?
00:10:38With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair, you could almost
00:10:46pass as one of us.
00:10:47That's it.
00:10:50You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:55Okay.
00:11:00You know what they say, right?
00:11:02Keep your friends close and your competition closer.
00:11:06Ugh.
00:11:12Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:16Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:20You don't have money.
00:11:21We'll win.
00:11:22We'll win.
00:11:23I promise.
00:11:24We'll win.
00:11:25Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:27You're crazy.
00:11:30Rose.
00:11:31What are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:37Okay.
00:11:38Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:49Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:12:01It's okay.
00:12:02Being a Queen Bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:07It's not important to me.
00:12:09I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:19Just go.
00:12:21You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:25Whatever.
00:12:33Wow, you're fitting in fast.
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:42She means that as a compliment.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Definitely.
00:12:47You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52Yes, I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:56Loves it.
00:12:58Hey, good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:06I would've paid to see that.
00:13:09Ah!
00:13:10Oh, my God.
00:13:11Ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:14No.
00:13:15Oh, God.
00:13:16Jason, I think I need a heroic accent.
00:13:21You're not serious.
00:13:23I am.
00:13:24If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:31Ah!
00:13:32Ah!
00:13:33Ah!
00:13:34Ah!
00:13:35Don't worry.
00:13:36I'll bring him back.
00:13:38Later.
00:13:39Later.
00:13:40Yeah.
00:13:41I'll see ya.
00:13:42She's being nice.
00:13:43That's never a good sign.
00:13:48Oh, my God.
00:13:49Ew.
00:13:50Look at these losers.
00:13:51My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:54Private tutors.
00:13:55Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:59Um, no.
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:02She told me so herself.
00:14:03Wow.
00:14:06You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in
00:14:11their place.
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this.
00:14:26Now watch what happens.
00:14:29Ew.
00:14:36Hey, Eric.
00:14:40Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:47You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:15:00Gabby.
00:15:04You okay?
00:15:05Do you care?
00:15:06Of course I do.
00:15:08You lied to me.
00:15:09Five.
00:15:10You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:14Wait, what?
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:19Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:28Coach is looking for you.
00:15:29Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby, I'm so sorry.
00:15:33I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:35Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me Dekathot.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:46But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:52Let me make it up to you.
00:15:53How?
00:15:58Give me one chance.
00:16:00This Saturday.
00:16:02I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it!
00:16:05I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:10Just the truth.
00:16:11If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:18I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:35Relax.
00:16:36It's just where I live.
00:16:37It's not who I am.
00:16:38You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:42And you have a butler?
00:16:45Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:48But, yeah, Norman likes me better, so I...
00:16:55Come on.
00:17:08Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:16I was lonely.
00:17:18And...
00:17:19I wanted to make friends.
00:17:22And...
00:17:23I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:25I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:28It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:33So, what are you going to do?
00:17:36I'm going to take her down.
00:17:40How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:44I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:49No way.
00:17:50I could teach you.
00:17:52Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:17:55No way.
00:17:56No way.
00:17:57No way.
00:17:58No way.
00:17:59No way.
00:18:00No way.
00:18:01No way.
00:18:02No way.
00:18:24She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and BAM!
00:18:28I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Abby.
00:18:32I missed, like, five in a row.
00:18:34She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:36It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiles when she hit me!
00:18:43I smile a lot.
00:18:45It's polite.
00:18:46Enough!
00:18:48This isn't court TV.
00:18:50Miss Smith,
00:18:52do you really expect me to believe
00:18:53that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally hit another girl
00:19:00in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:03You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:09You're wearing, like, three different brands of lipstick
00:19:11and I'm the criminal?
00:19:13Fine.
00:19:14Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes
00:19:23and you're out.
00:19:24Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41Found this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:45Eric, please.
00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no.
00:19:53Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just...
00:19:56like best friends.
00:19:59Um...
00:20:01Okay.
00:20:02I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:08So...
00:20:09Wanna sit together at lunch?
00:20:13I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:23Right.
00:20:24Figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:30Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:38But the point being...
00:20:40Eric knows you didn't say anything.
00:20:41And that it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:57Promise.
00:20:59What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:01What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:11Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:14Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:16Since forever.
00:21:18I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:22Oh, please. You loved it.
00:21:24You loved every second of it.
00:21:26I tolerated it.
00:21:28Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:32Oh, honey, your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:35And yours was always fake.
00:21:44Oh, honey, your halo? It's slipping.
00:21:47And yours was always fake.
00:21:50You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And, by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:59Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks.
00:22:04Says the, uh, homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, what, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Chasen said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:19This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:33Come on.
00:22:43You bitch!
00:22:44Ah!
00:22:47Ah!
00:22:48Hey, I need to ask you something.
00:23:16It's kind of important, no, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:39After school.
00:23:41It's a date.
00:23:46Yeah.
00:23:53I can't do it.
00:24:02I can't do it.
00:24:07Like this.
00:24:09Okay.
00:24:11Like that.
00:24:12Okay.
00:24:13Mm-hmm.
00:24:14Ready?
00:24:15Oh!
00:24:16Yeah.
00:24:17You should join the tennis team.
00:24:30You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:37Yeah.
00:24:38Hey.
00:24:39Shh.
00:24:40Shh.
00:24:41Shh.
00:24:42Shh.
00:24:43You bitch.
00:24:44You won't get away with this.
00:24:57The men.
00:24:58Yeah.
00:24:59Whoops.
00:25:00Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:02Whoops, looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:11What the hell?
00:25:27No, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:56Oh my God, oh my God.
00:26:03What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith, why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now, go get dressed.
00:26:37Checkmate.
00:26:44Here, take this.
00:26:47It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:52I owe you one.
00:26:55Again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:08Huh.
00:27:09I don't even know what that means.
00:27:11He likes you.
00:27:12He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:18Maybe.
00:27:20My Lord, what happened to you?
00:27:25I'll explain in the car.
00:27:27Long day.
00:27:28Are you okay?
00:27:29Yeah.
00:27:30Oh my God.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:40I will.
00:27:52Settle down.
00:27:53Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People.
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember.
00:27:59You're representing the school.
00:28:10Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:28Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:35Jason.
00:28:37Hey.
00:28:38Hey.
00:28:39You're sitting by me.
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:42On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:45Sure.
00:29:04Boopy.
00:29:05I'm gonna sit right here.
00:29:07On my man's lap.
00:29:09So, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone!
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:36So, are you gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:40Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:53Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:59Exactly.
00:30:00I got a plan.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:03Here we go.
00:30:04This was a mistake.
00:30:05I don't belong here.
00:30:06Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:07You're with me.
00:30:08That's my point.
00:30:09See, Eric is here.
00:30:10I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:11Oh.
00:30:12Come on.
00:30:13Come on.
00:30:14Come on.
00:30:15Come on.
00:30:16Come on.
00:30:17Come on.
00:30:18Come on.
00:30:19Come on.
00:30:20Come on.
00:30:21Come on.
00:30:22Come on.
00:30:23Come on.
00:30:24Come on.
00:30:25Come on.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:29Come on.
00:30:30This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:46Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:58Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:12Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:27Truth or dare.
00:31:28Um.
00:31:29Eric.
00:31:30Truth or dare.
00:31:31Truth.
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Uh.
00:31:46Okay.
00:31:47What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:52Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:31:59Rose.
00:32:00Truth or dare.
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:07What?
00:32:08Come on, Rose.
00:32:09Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:26What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28Watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:37Let her go.
00:32:38If you chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chasen.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare.
00:32:45Dare.
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:47I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:02I'd love to.
00:33:15I'm so sorry.
00:33:16Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:17Oh, my God.
00:33:18Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:32Shit.
00:33:33Oh.
00:33:34Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:35I forgot.
00:33:36I forgot.
00:33:37The door wasn't.
00:33:38I...
00:33:39I...
00:33:40Hi.
00:33:41Hi.
00:33:42You're so beautiful.
00:33:43You're so beautiful.
00:33:44Yeah.
00:33:45So beautiful.
00:34:15What the?
00:34:22What the?
00:34:27What the?
00:34:45Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar, Dottie?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:06What?
00:35:07It's true.
00:35:08I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Right?
00:35:29I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys.
00:35:42Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:44Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:48That was a really fun day.
00:35:50Yeah.
00:35:51Oh my God, shut up!
00:35:52They're lying!
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:55Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:04Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11Hey, stop!
00:36:12Stop!
00:36:13Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:15Oh, shit!
00:36:17What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:23Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar.
00:36:31You don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole!
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:47Oh my God.
00:36:57Okay.
00:36:58I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:11You can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:20Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:24No.
00:37:25Forget it.
00:37:26Forget everything.
00:37:27You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:43Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on.
00:37:50Just say yes.
00:37:55Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:57Where I was early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:20Mm.
00:38:217pm.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:24Thanks.
00:38:25Understand the assignment?
00:38:41Good.
00:38:42Good.
00:38:45How?
00:38:46Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:16I've been stood out.
00:39:21Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:31No, that's weird, because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:39What?
00:39:40Do you mind if I sit?
00:39:43Sure, go ahead.
00:39:45I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:01I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:13What?
00:40:14I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:22But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:27What?
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:43What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin.
00:40:47And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:51I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:56No.
00:40:57No.
00:40:58No.
00:40:59No.
00:41:00No.
00:41:01You okay?
00:41:02Yeah.
00:41:03What?
00:41:04Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:06Yeah.
00:41:07You okay?
00:41:08Yeah.
00:41:24What?
00:41:26Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:31I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:58Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:22What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:26Hello?
00:42:27Hello?
00:42:28Hello?
00:42:29I don't care.
00:42:30Well, you will.
00:42:31And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:32And you're going to ace this.
00:42:33And...
00:42:34Oh, no.
00:42:35What now?
00:42:36Sloan posted this.
00:42:37Huh.
00:42:38Jason and Sloan?
00:42:39They were together last night.
00:42:40And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:42What now?
00:42:43Sloan posted this.
00:42:45Huh.
00:42:46Jason and Sloan?
00:42:47They were together last night.
00:42:48And they're going to prom together.
00:42:49But he said he liked me.
00:42:51Yeah.
00:42:52He said he liked me.
00:42:53Yeah.
00:42:54Heh.
00:42:55Heh.
00:42:56Heh.
00:42:57Heh.
00:42:58Hey, Virgin.
00:42:59Did you hear the news?
00:43:00Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:01And we're going to prom together.
00:43:03Hm.
00:43:04That's a lie.
00:43:05Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:06Ooh.
00:43:07Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:08Enough.
00:43:09Sloan.
00:43:10I'm done.
00:43:11Playing by your classless, mental, mental, mental, mental, mental, mental, mental, mental,
00:43:12mental, mental, mental, mental, mental, mental, mental, mental, mental, mental, mental, mental, mental.
00:43:14Hey, Virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:16Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:18And we're going to prom together.
00:43:20Hm.
00:43:21Hm.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Ooh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough.
00:43:30Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:32Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low rent slut.
00:43:41Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:03You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:11Bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight.
00:44:22Bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight.
00:44:24No!
00:44:25Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow, ow.
00:44:29Ow my foot, oh my god.
00:44:30I think she broke my foot.
00:44:33Bros.
00:44:34This school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike. You're out. Expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But I didn't touch her. I didn't touch you.
00:44:51I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go.
00:45:04And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:29You stupid idiotic dead-winter bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey. You were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:59You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:11I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:13I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified.
00:46:19We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I try to...
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:32But...
00:46:33You...
00:46:34And your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:39That was so hot.
00:46:50Goodbye.
00:47:14Goodbye.
00:47:14Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:44How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me, tell me, tell me, so you finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:14Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:16I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened and you and Sloane happened and then
00:48:24you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:26Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:29I was sleeping with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:35And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:41They set me up too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:47Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:56Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:05And I wanted you to like me for me and not because of what I am.
00:49:13Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:17I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:21You're so beautiful.
00:49:25Rose, I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:42Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:12Let's do something that's wrong.
00:50:19You weren't gonna kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:38is this what normal teens do yeah pretty much and hang out with their butlers
00:50:50okay
00:50:53you're different when you're like this
00:51:20like what yourself
00:51:28I never knew dates could feel this special
00:51:33neither did I
00:51:37I don't want it to end
00:51:42it doesn't have to
00:51:48I'm a virgin
00:52:00I'm a virgin
00:52:10I love you Rose
00:52:20I love you too
00:52:30I love you too
00:52:40I love you too
00:52:42I love you too
00:52:52I love you too
00:52:54I love you too
00:53:04I love you too
00:53:06I love you too
00:53:16I love you too
00:53:18I love you too
00:53:19I love you too
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:28No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:43Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:10And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:15So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:31Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:39I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well.
00:54:50Maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:19Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:51People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh my God.
00:56:07Oh my God.
00:56:07What's she doing here?
00:56:08That's really Rose Peoples.
00:56:12Give it me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:33Gabby.
00:56:34Gabby.
00:56:35Gabby.
00:56:36Gabby.
00:56:37Gabby.
00:56:54What the?
00:56:55No, everyone, turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:02And Sloane drug-chasing to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:05And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:18Okay, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Chasing Grey.
00:57:37And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspear.
00:57:58Come on, get up there, Ron.
00:58:00Congratulations.
00:58:02Congratulations.
00:58:08Hi.
00:58:08I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:14Congratulations.
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:24I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:28No matter who you are, between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls,
00:58:38this time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:41But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:54I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:09And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:30Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hey.
00:59:36Hey, you want to dance?
01:00:03Get lost, asshole.
01:00:13Everyone?
01:00:15All right, all right.
01:00:16I know you want to get back to dancing, but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabi has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:33Gabi, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:38Congratulations.
01:00:39Come.
01:00:40Yes, girl.
01:00:53And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.