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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35You have to cry like a little baby?
00:01:36You have to cry like a little baby.
00:01:37You have to cry like a little baby.
00:01:38You have to cry like a little baby.
00:01:39You have to cry like a little baby.
00:01:40You have to cry like a little baby.
00:01:41You have to cry like a little baby.
00:01:42You have to cry like a little baby.
00:01:43You have to cry like a little baby.
00:01:44You have to cry like a little baby.
00:01:45You have to cry like a little baby.
00:01:46You have to cry like a little baby.
00:01:47You have to cry like a little baby.
00:01:48You have to cry like a little baby.
00:01:49You have to cry like a little baby.
00:01:50You have to cry like a little baby.
00:01:51You have to cry like a little baby.
00:01:52You have to cry like a little baby.
00:01:53You have to cry like a little baby.
00:01:54You have to cry like a little baby.
00:01:55Wait, is that the heart of the ocean necklace?
00:02:09Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose,
00:02:14who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:17That's worth $10 million.
00:02:19That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10 million.
00:02:25Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:02:33There you go. There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry. Just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:50Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose.
00:02:56Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:07Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:09Okay, here we have are the skaters.
00:03:16The jocks.
00:03:19And the nerds.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:26And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:32I wouldn't dare.
00:03:48I wouldn't dare.
00:03:50Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:52I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:03It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:05Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:32The winner gets scholarships, which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:37Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich kids clique.
00:04:42Oh, and that's Eric.
00:04:46He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:52Hey, Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:55That's Eric.
00:04:57I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:00Oh, yeah, you in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:02Sweet.
00:05:03Then I'm in.
00:05:04Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:06Later, babes.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:09Oh, my God.
00:05:09He just called me.
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:14Okay, now for the important stuff.
00:05:16Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum.
00:05:22And stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:26Oh, my God.
00:05:33I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine.
00:05:37It's just a little blood.
00:05:38I know.
00:05:44Thanks.
00:05:44Your jacket smells good.
00:05:53Are you the new girl?
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Chasen.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:05Come on, Chasen.
00:06:10Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:15Might catch something.
00:06:16Ugh, look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Chasen, come on.
00:06:21Later.
00:06:21I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:30Yep.
00:06:31Kind of lame.
00:06:33Ugh.
00:06:33Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:49Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:52Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:58She's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:05I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:10How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14Rose will suffice.
00:07:16How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough.
00:07:20Grab rackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow, oh, my God.
00:07:29Ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:30What is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye.
00:07:32I need my contact solution or something.
00:07:34Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yes.
00:07:35Where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker.
00:07:37Go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:37Okay.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:48Oh, my God.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:50What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I thought that, um...
00:07:59That'll show the bitch.
00:08:11Oh, my God.
00:08:15Oh, my God.
00:08:19Rose, where are you?
00:08:26Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:30Rose?
00:08:35Sklum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Chasen, is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me.
00:08:43I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:45How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:15I'm so sorry.
00:09:36Ow!
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:38Excuse you much.
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:45How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:10:08What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But...
00:10:18I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:22Hmm.
00:10:22Hmm.
00:10:23Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:10:26Chasen?
00:10:27Off limits.
00:10:29Understand?
00:10:30Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:33I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:36You know what?
00:10:39With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:44Sure.
00:10:45You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:48That's it.
00:10:49You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:53Okay.
00:10:54You know what they say, right?
00:10:55Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:10:58Ugh.
00:10:59Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:00It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:01Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:02I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:04You don't have money.
00:11:05We'll win.
00:11:06I promise we'll win.
00:11:07Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:08Crazy.
00:11:09Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:10We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:11Oh.
00:11:12Oh.
00:11:13Oh.
00:11:14Oh.
00:11:15Oh.
00:11:16Oh.
00:11:17Oh.
00:11:18Oh.
00:11:19Oh.
00:11:20Oh.
00:11:21Oh.
00:11:22Oh.
00:11:23Oh.
00:11:24Oh.
00:11:25Oh.
00:11:26Oh.
00:11:27Oh.
00:11:28Oh.
00:11:29Oh.
00:11:30Oh.
00:11:31Oh.
00:11:32Oh.
00:11:33Oh.
00:11:34Oh.
00:11:35Oh.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:37Oh.
00:11:38Oh.
00:11:39Okay.
00:11:40Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:42Gabby's a nerd, and queen bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:45Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:49Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:12:01It's okay.
00:12:02Being a queen bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:07It's not important to me.
00:12:08I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:09What are you talking about?
00:12:10I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:11Just go.
00:12:12You're not going to fit in anyway.
00:12:13Fine.
00:12:14Whatever.
00:12:15Whatever.
00:12:16Wow.
00:12:17You're fitting in fast.
00:12:18That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:21She means that as a compliment.
00:12:22Probably.
00:12:23Yeah.
00:12:24Yeah.
00:12:25Definitely.
00:12:26You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:27Guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:28Wow.
00:12:29So modest.
00:12:30Loves it.
00:12:31Hey, good form out there.
00:12:32What's up?
00:12:33Yes, I'm good.
00:12:34What's up?
00:12:35Yeah.
00:12:36Wow.
00:12:37You're fitting in fast.
00:12:38You're fitting in fast.
00:12:39That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:41She means that as a compliment.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:45Yeah, definitely.
00:12:47You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52Yes, I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow, so modest. Loops it.
00:12:59Hey, good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:07I would've paid to see that.
00:13:09Ah! Oh my god, ow. I think I pulled something.
00:13:14Are you okay?
00:13:15No.
00:13:16Oh god.
00:13:18Jason, I think I need a heroic exit.
00:13:22You're not serious.
00:13:24I am. If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:35Don't worry, I'll bring him back.
00:13:39Later.
00:13:40Yeah, I'll see ya.
00:13:42If she's being nice, that's never a good sign.
00:13:48Oh my god, ew. Look at these losers.
00:13:50My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school. Private tutors.
00:13:55Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:59Um, no. She can't stand these plebeians. She told me so herself.
00:14:04Wow.
00:14:06You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place.
00:14:11Gossip chains? Watch this.
00:14:13Watch this.
00:14:26Now watch what happens.
00:14:29Ew.
00:14:30Hey, Eric.
00:14:31Just leave me alone, Gabby. Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby. You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:48What?
00:15:00Gabby.
00:15:04You okay?
00:15:05Do you care?
00:15:06Of course I do.
00:15:08You lied to me.
00:15:10Why?
00:15:12You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:15Wait, what?
00:15:17You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:19Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:27Doesn't matter.
00:15:28Coach is looking for you.
00:15:29Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:32Gabby.
00:15:33I'm so sorry. I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:36Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me Dekathot.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:46But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:52Let me make it up to you.
00:15:56How?
00:15:58Give me one chance.
00:16:00This Saturday.
00:16:02I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it.
00:16:05I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:09No tricks.
00:16:10Just the truth.
00:16:14If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:16I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax. It's just where I live. It's not who I am.
00:16:37You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:42And you have a butler?
00:16:45Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:47But yeah, Norman likes me better, so I...
00:16:55Come on.
00:17:07Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:16I was lonely.
00:17:18And...
00:17:19I wanted to make friends.
00:17:22And...
00:17:23I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:25I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:28It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloan.
00:17:36So what are you going to do?
00:17:39I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:44I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way!
00:17:48No way!
00:17:49No way!
00:17:50I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls' Day.
00:17:52And a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:18:18She did that on purpose.
00:18:19She looked me dead in the eye and bam!
00:18:20I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:21You can ask Abby.
00:18:22I missed, like, five in a row.
00:18:23She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:24It's called eye contact, Sloan.
00:18:25It's a basic social skill.
00:18:26She smiles when she hit me!
00:18:27I smile a lot.
00:18:28It's polite.
00:18:29Enough.
00:18:30This isn't court TV.
00:18:31Miss Smith.
00:18:32Do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who accidentally
00:18:33hit another girl?
00:18:34You can ask Abby.
00:18:35You can ask Abby.
00:18:36I missed, like, five in a row.
00:18:37She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:38It's called eye contact, Sloan.
00:18:39It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiled when she hit me!
00:18:41I smile a lot.
00:18:42It's polite.
00:18:43Enough.
00:18:44This isn't court TV.
00:18:45Miss Smith.
00:18:46Do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who accidentally
00:18:58hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:03You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:09You're wearing, like, three different brands of lipstick and I'm the criminal?
00:19:13Fine.
00:19:16Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:28Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:33Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:38What did you say?
00:19:41Found this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:48Eric, please, I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no.
00:19:53Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:01I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:08So, wanna sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:14Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:19That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:32But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything.
00:20:41And that it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:57Promise.
00:20:59What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:01What are you talking about?
00:21:03Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:11Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:14Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:16Since forever.
00:21:18I have no idea what I was thinking, hanging out with you.
00:21:22Oh, please. You loved it.
00:21:24You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:32Oh, honey. Your halo? It's slipping.
00:21:35And yours was always fake.
00:21:44Oh, honey. Your halo? It's slipping.
00:21:47And yours was always fake.
00:21:49You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And, by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Chasen said hi to you?
00:22:15I've always been better than you. I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:18I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:29This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:33Come on.
00:22:43You bitch!
00:23:03Hey.
00:23:04Hey.
00:23:05I need to ask you something. It's kind of important. No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:23I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis?
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the hope.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:38After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:43It's a date.
00:23:50Yeah.
00:24:02I can't do it.
00:24:07Like this.
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:11Like that.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:15Ready?
00:24:19Okay.
00:24:23Oh!
00:24:25Yeah.
00:24:27You should join the tennis team.
00:24:30You know,
00:24:33I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:35Yeah.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:37Yeah.
00:24:38Yeah.
00:24:39Hey.
00:24:40Shhh.
00:24:41Shhh.
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00:24:49Shhh.
00:24:53You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:24:56Shhh.
00:24:58Shhh.
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00:25:00Shhh.
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00:25:27Shhh.
00:25:28No, no, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:56Oh my god.
00:25:57Oh my god.
00:26:21What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:25Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:40Here.
00:26:41Take this.
00:26:42It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:50I owe you one.
00:26:51Oh, again.
00:26:52Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:53I'm reliable.
00:26:54I owe you one.
00:26:55I owe you one.
00:26:56Again.
00:26:57Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:58I'm reliable.
00:26:59Eric.
00:27:00Huh?
00:27:01I don't even know what that means.
00:27:06He likes you.
00:27:08He doesn't even know me.
00:27:11know what that means he likes you he doesn't even know me some people notice more than they let on
00:27:19maybe
00:27:24my lord what happened to you i'll explain in the car
00:27:29long day okay oh my god there's no way that's her dad gross older guy even better this is gonna
00:27:38ruin her settle down settle down everybody people this is the first away game of the season remember
00:27:59you're representing the school
00:28:08mind if i sit here uh i'm actually saving it for someone
00:28:22hey rose saved you a seat okay no you don't
00:28:36jason
00:28:41sorry eric on the way back yeah okay
00:28:52boobie i'm gonna sit right here on my man's lap sloan seriously there's no room
00:29:11everyone i have an announcement to make i'm having a party saturday and audrey rose wintersby's
00:29:24gonna be there better show up so you're gonna go i don't think i'd be welcome why not i'll be going
00:29:41well okay then i'll go
00:29:53listen one chase and i want rose so well looks like we have something in common exactly i got a plan
00:30:11all right here we go this was a mistake i don't belong here yes yes you do you're with me
00:30:23that's my point see eric is here i don't think i can take more rejection oh
00:30:28this could be a turning point just stick with me okay
00:30:41ready oh
00:30:46oh look rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case
00:30:49no thank you i don't drink of course you don't so you virgins ever been to a real party before
00:31:07oh my god you are virgins shut up son stop being a jerk
00:31:12okay how about a little game of truth or dare yeah truth or dare
00:31:25oh gabby to eric truth or dare um eric truth or dare truth
00:31:33dare
00:31:40oh my god oh my god come on gabby we don't have all night
00:31:44what's your favorite color uh okay what kind of question is that blue virgin sloan
00:31:50i want it okay oh eric to rose okay rose truth or dare
00:32:02dare you gotta give me a kiss
00:32:06wait what come on rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose
00:32:20what the hell hey watch your little ass oh yeah what are you gonna do about it
00:32:35no gabby wait let her go she chased me she's just gonna be more embarrassed
00:32:41okay chasen you're up truth or dare dare i dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for
00:32:50rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose
00:33:20I'm so sorry. Did I ruin your dime store blouse? Oh my god. Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit. Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. The door wasn't. I.
00:33:50Hi.
00:34:10So beautiful.
00:34:21What the?
00:34:27What the?
00:34:50Wait, what? Rose has an old sugar daddy? Gross.
00:35:06What? It's true. I've seen you together. He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house. I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy. But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:20I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Perry?
00:35:28I know who that man is. He's her dad. Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic. Remember, Rose? You invited me over to your place for the barbecue?
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day. Yeah.
00:35:50Oh my god, shut up. They're lying!
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:04Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11Hey, stop! Stop!
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:15Oh, shit!
00:36:21What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:23Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh? Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up. She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:29Liar. You don't even know her.
00:36:31Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:33No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:42Oh my god. Okay, I've heard everything at this point. Her?
00:36:47I can't do this anymore. Everyone is so evil.
00:36:49They're horrible. Unlike you.
00:36:50I can't do this anymore. Everyone is so evil.
00:36:52They're horrible. Unlike you.
00:36:53Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:36:54I can't do this anymore. Everyone is so evil.
00:36:55They're horrible. Unlike you.
00:36:59Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:00No, forget it. Forget everything. You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:04I know Eric was just joking. He's an asshole.
00:37:09But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:10Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:11He was just joking. He's an asshole.
00:37:12But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:13Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:14Yeah. He was just kidding. Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:15I don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:16Yeah. Yeah. He was just kidding. Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:19Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:20I don't know. I can't be. I can't be.
00:37:21I can't be. I can't be. I can't be.
00:37:24No, forget it. Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:38:01Where I was early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation
00:38:17has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:24Thanks.
00:38:37Understand the assignment?
00:38:42Good.
00:38:45How?
00:38:45Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:14I've fenced it out.
00:39:22Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:31No, that's weird because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42Do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure.
00:39:45Go ahead.
00:39:45Um, I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Shea Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:05What?
00:40:06I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:22But, um, look, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:42What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:53I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
00:40:55Okay.
00:41:12You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:41That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:11What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:26Hello?
00:42:30Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:40Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:49Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Hey, virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:17Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:20That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:40Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight.
00:44:16Bitch fight.
00:44:17Bitch fight.
00:44:18Bitch fight.
00:44:19Bitch fight.
00:44:20Bitch fight.
00:44:21Bitch fight.
00:44:23Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow.
00:44:29Ow, my foot.
00:44:29Oh, my God.
00:44:30I think she broke my foot.
00:44:33Bros.
00:44:35This school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:39Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you.
00:44:51I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go.
00:44:55Go.
00:45:06And?
00:45:07Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon, we're going to be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:20You stupid, idiotic, dumb-wintered bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not going to go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:49Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:59Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:59Shut up, you stupid prude!
00:46:00Shut up, you stupid prude!
00:46:01Shut up!
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:11I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:29And it's all because of you.
00:46:33But you and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:48That was so hot.
00:46:59So where'd you go?
00:47:32Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How'd you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07So you finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloane happened, and
00:48:24then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:41They set me up, too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:54Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:56Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:06And I wanted you to like me for me, and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:25I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:55Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:25You weren't going to go kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46Pretty much.
00:50:47And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:53You're different when you're like this.
00:51:20Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I love you, Rose.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:55I worked up an after-drive.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:21It was amazing.
00:53:22Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38I have something important to ask you.
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:52Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:19Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Please, Jason.
00:55:35Huh?
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that old Ross?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49Where's it from?
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:52Ahem.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my gosh.
00:56:07Oh, my gosh.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give it me that Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:15Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:43Gabby.
00:56:44No.
00:56:45What the?
00:56:55No.
00:56:55Everyone, turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:02And Sloan drugged Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security! Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:57:14No. Please.
00:57:14No, get off me! Do not touch me! Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:18Chasen!
00:57:19Okay, it's time to crown this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
00:57:33First, the Prom King is Chasen Grey.
00:57:46And now the moments you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's Prom Queen is...
00:57:55Audrey Rose Winterspoon.
00:57:59Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:58:18Congratulations.
00:58:21Hi.
00:58:22I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:27No matter who you are.
00:58:30Between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:37This time can be exceptionally painful, but for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:53I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:06Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:10And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15I'd like to introduce you all to a true Prom Queen.
00:59:26She's smart, and funny, and charitable, and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better Prom Queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:43I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff.
00:59:59Hey.
01:00:02Wanna dance?
01:00:06Get lost, asshole.
01:00:12Everyone?
01:00:14All right, all right.
01:00:15I know you want to get back to dancing.
01:00:18But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that
01:00:25Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:34Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:43And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever
01:01:00after.
01:01:01And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
01:01:13And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
01:01:17Ladies?!
01:01:23And again, I'll be Stones.
01:01:32I'm Chris Garner.
01:01:34Thanks to both of you.