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Jack Kelly est devenu flic et veut venger la mort de ses parents et le kidnapping de sa sœur.

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Genre : Nouveautés, Film Cinéma, suspense, action, thriller
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00:02:21Oh, Lord, Goombayah.
00:02:28Oh, Lord, Goombayah.
00:02:35Those were the golden tones of the soldiers singing that stakeout classic.
00:02:41Goombayah.
00:02:42Now for my next number.
00:02:45Oh, wait.
00:02:48Everything's going dark.
00:02:51I, uh, I can't see.
00:02:56Oh, my God.
00:02:58I'm blind.
00:03:00Oh.
00:03:04Jack Kelly, a former Marine and undercover agent was found dead today.
00:03:10Cause of death?
00:03:13Excessive masturbation.
00:03:15Due to extreme boredom while waiting for a drug bust.
00:03:18Kelly, known to his legions of fans as Soldier, first went blind.
00:03:26Then later completely lost his mind as he yanked himself, silly, while waiting for the neighborhood bad guys.
00:03:32According to a superior, Lieutenant Lewis Boulder,
00:03:38this has been the third masturbation death to strike the force this year.
00:03:43More news later.
00:03:49Hey, Lou.
00:03:50You know, you asked me?
00:03:51This guy?
00:03:52Got a few screws loose.
00:03:53Hey, don't let this kid fool you.
00:03:54I checked him out personally.
00:03:56He was a Marine.
00:03:57One of the elite.
00:03:58Huh?
00:03:59Yeah, he was hooked up with an outfit called Search and Destroy.
00:04:02Now, what's that, Lou?
00:04:03The Marines called them, uh, snake eaters.
00:04:05Oh, shit.
00:04:07Hey, you want some of this?
00:04:08Nah, it goes right through me, Lou.
00:04:11Yeah, it sure does.
00:04:14You know, you gotta be one tough son of a bitch to make it as a snake eater.
00:04:17And from what I hear, this guy, Kelly?
00:04:19Yeah?
00:04:20He was one of the best.
00:04:21Tough, imaginative, and a real fighter.
00:04:24So what happened, Lou?
00:04:26What'd he do, go off to the wall without his helmet on?
00:04:31Aw, come on, Lou.
00:04:35Well, he was...
00:04:36He's just a rebellious type.
00:04:38You know, doesn't like authority figures.
00:04:40Yeah.
00:04:41I think the Marines called it, uh, failure to adapt.
00:04:43Oh, that's great, Lou.
00:04:44That's all we need.
00:04:45Uh, you know how those military stuffed shirts are.
00:04:49What they consider a discipline problem, we consider a good cop.
00:04:53Yeah, well, I'll remember that the next time I ask for a promotion, Lou.
00:04:56Could I have a quarter for a cup of coffee?
00:04:58Sure, take mine.
00:04:59Well, thanks very much.
00:05:04God, that's disgusting, Lou.
00:05:10We interrupt this program for a special report.
00:05:12Seems our drug bust team has arrived.
00:05:14Stay tuned, boys.
00:05:19Well...
00:05:23Welcome to Club Paradise.
00:05:36We're all out of food, beverage, and furniture,
00:05:40but we have a fine selection of rodent and insect life.
00:05:43Please come in.
00:06:02All right, soldier.
00:06:03Strip.
00:06:06On our first date?
00:06:07No dinner, dancing, small talk.
00:06:12What kind of animal do you think I am?
00:06:14Nothing personal.
00:06:15I just want to make sure you're not wired.
00:06:17I'm not wired.
00:06:22I haven't been there anything white in a week.
00:06:24There's stuff on my lip.
00:06:26It's baby powder.
00:06:27Very funny.
00:06:28Hey.
00:06:29Strip, soldier.
00:06:30What's your game?
00:06:32Well, maybe you have something to hide.
00:06:35I ain't got nothing to hide.
00:06:39I don't know you're not a cop.
00:06:45I got an idea.
00:06:47You and me are going to play a little game.
00:06:50You show me yours, I'll show you mine.
00:06:56It's only fair.
00:07:05That guy's going to strip with a wire on.
00:07:21Sounds like he's just trying to talk his way out.
00:07:23The bra.
00:07:2510 to 1 says he won't take his pants off.
00:07:35I thought you'd never ask.
00:07:55The underwear, soldier.
00:08:12What, do you think I'm going to hide a wire in my underwear?
00:08:16Honey, it looks like you've got the whole radio station.
00:08:19So, Lou, where the hell did he hide the wire?
00:08:39What next, Lou?
00:08:43I think they're going to consummate the drug bust.
00:08:46You mean they're going to screw?
00:08:47No, he's teaching her to make funny noises.
00:08:52Hey, who's that, Lou?
00:08:53Shh.
00:08:56You know these guys?
00:08:57It's about time you got here.
00:08:59That's it.
00:09:00The wedding's off.
00:09:02Hey, baby, I see you really missed me.
00:09:04I got a short attention span.
00:09:07Okay, asswipe.
00:09:09Hand over the cash, and I won't blow your balls off.
00:09:13Although I should for screwing my girlfriend.
00:09:15Looks like she already screwed you.
00:09:17Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:09:18Enough out of use.
00:09:19I've got business to do.
00:09:21You're not the only guy I'm going to fuck over today.
00:09:24Wait a minute.
00:09:28You guys ain't got no drugs?
00:09:30Yeah, I collected money.
00:09:33Yeah, I collected money.
00:09:35I made promises, man.
00:09:39Might as well pull the trigger and get it over with.
00:09:40I'm dead.
00:09:42Let's go.
00:09:49Serves you right for doing business with a chick.
00:09:52I'll write the stashes in the other room.
00:09:55Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:09:58You think I'm stupid, asswipe?
00:10:01Go nice and slow.
00:10:04We'll be right behind you.
00:10:22Oh.
00:10:24Easy.
00:10:25Easy.
00:10:37Come on, Walter!
00:10:38Get outside!
00:10:39Come on!
00:10:40Come on!
00:10:42Pick that one up in Salvador, man.
00:10:44I've been dying to try it.
00:10:48I'll kill you!
00:10:50Ahhh!
00:10:51Ahhh!
00:10:52Ahhh!
00:10:53Ahhh!
00:10:54Ahhh!
00:10:55Ahhh!
00:10:56Ahhh!
00:10:57Ahh!
00:10:58Ahh!
00:11:00Ahh!
00:11:02Oh!
00:11:03Ahh!
00:11:04Ah!
00:11:05Ahh!
00:11:06Ahh!
00:11:07Ahh!
00:11:08Ahh!
00:11:09Ahh!
00:11:10Ahh!
00:11:11Ahh!
00:11:12Ahh!
00:12:13First you go and bop some broad you're supposed to be making a buy from
00:12:16Then you spike these guys when we got them dead to rights
00:12:20I ain't got a drug bust
00:12:22I ain't got two guys with holes in their feet
00:12:24Let me tell you something
00:12:25These two clowns are going to be out on the street
00:12:27Before you can put your cock back in your pants
00:12:29Maybe I should have used this
00:12:32Jesus
00:12:39You're a fucking minister society
00:12:42The marines are right
00:12:43You can't take orders
00:12:44You're an oddball
00:12:45Now you're some kind of nutcase
00:12:47Turn in your badge
00:12:49You're on suspension
00:12:50Does this mean I don't get to ride in the car
00:12:59With a little red light on top anymore
00:13:00Get the hell out of my sight
00:13:02Don't forget about the chick in the fire escape
00:13:07She's out here, Lou
00:13:11Hey, soldier
00:13:14Hey, listen, there's one thing I gotta know
00:13:18Where did you hide the wire?
00:13:25Well, I'll be dead
00:13:26All right
00:13:30I think it's a pleasure
00:14:00It's about time our daughter put some clothing on
00:14:02Jennifer?
00:14:03Jennifer!
00:14:06Time to get dressed
00:14:08Never mind, dear
00:14:09She can't hear you with the music blaring
00:14:11It's getting cold up there
00:14:15I'm going to go in and get changed, okay?
00:14:26What do you think it is?
00:14:28Could be a log
00:14:29Who knows?
00:14:30Harold, this place is giving me the creeps
00:14:32Oh
00:14:33Oh
00:14:34Oh
00:14:35Oh
00:14:37Oh
00:14:38Relax, Dorothy
00:14:40We're on vacation
00:14:41I know, but maybe we should head back down the river
00:14:43And spend the night in town
00:14:44We wouldn't get there before morning anyway
00:14:47It's just flooded
00:15:00I'll have us out of here in a jiffy
00:15:02Well, I guess I'd better look after dinner
00:15:06Never mind, gal
00:15:20I'll have us out of here behind the river
00:15:27What did you do?
00:15:29Hello, how are you doing?
00:15:30Hello, how are you doing?
00:15:30Sous-titrage MFP.
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00:18:30You wouldn't happen to be from Detroit.
00:18:33No.
00:18:36Slim, what's the matter with you?
00:18:39Show your appreciation to this nice lady from Detroit.
00:18:43So, ma'am, my cousin Slim hasn't had any formal education.
00:18:55No.
00:18:56C'est parti.
00:19:26C'est parti.
00:19:56C'est parti.
00:20:26C'est parti.
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00:26:50How about a slice?
00:28:08There's another one for your collection
00:28:24...
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00:43:27C'est bon, c'est bon, c'est bon, c'est bon.
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00:46:13C'est parti !
00:46:19Il y a beaucoup de fun dans un bâtiment.
00:46:29Il faut qu'il n'y ait pas de problème.
00:46:36C'est votre rifle ?
00:46:37Oui, je pensais qu'il y avait besoin.
00:46:40Il y a un bébé dans la woods.
00:46:43Il y a quelques semaines, nous avons trouvé un campur qui a mort.
00:46:46Donc, vous êtes attention.
00:46:53Je ne sais pas ce que tu dis.
00:46:55Je ne sais pas ce que tu dis.
00:47:00Je suis prêt à voir ce que tu es.
00:47:02Je peux voir ce que tu es.
00:47:05Non, je peux te faire un homme avec cette main...
00:47:08et je suis en train de faire de cette main-tête de moi.
00:47:13C'est parti !
00:47:15C'est parti !
00:47:28Hé, et là, il y a tu.
00:47:29Hé, elle est encore là !
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