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00:00You have to know, there's no turning back now.
00:04It comes like a meteorite that is going to hit your television.
00:07You are about to cross the door that leads to extreme pain.
00:11In a few seconds you will only be able to say one thing.
00:14I can only say one thing, a yellow Moor is the best.
00:30Welcome to a new session of No Limit Hit.
00:42A show that guarantees our director, the great Takeshi Kitano, in person.
00:46Takeshi not only makes violent films, he is also the main person responsible for the Humor Amarillo contestants' joy and enthusiasm week after week.
00:54The truth is, I don't know what we would do without him.
00:56We would be lost without Takeshi, the program would be a complete disaster.
00:59We revolutionized so that this never happens.
01:02Breaking news.
01:04News flash.
01:05Takeshi will not be with us today.
01:07The director of Humor Amarillo has had to urgently leave for the countryside for personal reasons.
01:12Specifically, he has a personal grudge against some cute little birds.
01:15Come on, he's gone hunting.
01:17He sent us these images so we can see how well he and Junior are doing and how much the little birds are suffering.
01:24Now Junior, now, now.
01:27Wretches.
01:27That bird won't let go, huh?
01:29Let's hit it hard, Junior, so it doesn't fly away.
01:31Good aim, Takeshi.
01:33You've screwed him.
01:35Come on, Junior, let's go get the turkey now, he's still on the raised bridge.
01:40Hey, Takeshi, there's one still breathing.
01:42Not anymore.
01:43I'm dying, you've killed me.
01:46I leave behind a wife and children.
01:48Here, entorgero.
01:51Well, that's it, isn't it?
01:52Come on, grab the grill and we're going to eat it.
01:54Oh, Takeshi, they're shooting at us.
01:56They are mutant birds.
01:58They know how to use their wings as if they were hands.
02:00What mutant birds?
02:01Look what I do with mutant birds.
02:04Here you go, bird.
02:05Do you want another one, you bastard?
02:07Come for another one.
02:09But don't panic.
02:11To ensure that the level of disgust is maintained, those responsible for Humor Amarillo
02:14have decided to employ the services of a highly prestigious professional.
02:18A man who is already behind other blockbuster programs.
02:21Sanku of Irín!
02:23Hello, billitos!
02:26If you want someone you love to have endless beatings, pray a lot to Sanku of Irín.
02:30That's me.
02:31What's happening?
02:32When you want something from me, just say the word.
02:33May Sanku of Irín catch us confessing!
02:36And trafillas!
02:37My monk son Sani once told me.
02:40Have faith, because faith moves mountains.
02:42Although it doesn't hurt to take a violet with you.
02:46You left your car double parked, right?
02:48Yeah!
02:49Well, the tow truck takes it away!
02:50Don't you know that yellow brings bad luck, you bastards?
02:53Learn from grandma, who comes well dressed for the occasion!
02:57Oh, you're a guy!
02:58And what are you carrying back there, you bastard, in your snack, or what?
03:01You should know that you look like Doña Rogelia, but ugly.
03:05Well, before we start, I have something to tell you.
03:07The contestants on the show had to leave the set in a mess.
03:11And you have to clean it before starting the contest.
03:13We have a dish cleaning expert with us.
03:16Good afternoon, gentlemen.
03:18Tell us, what's the trick to leaving the set sparkling clean?
03:22Rub, rub hard until your hands bleed.
03:26And straps placed on the helmets.
03:29Prepare the water guns.
03:33And let's clean!
03:34I was hiding because a group of feminists wanted to beat me up!
04:01They say my invitations to the caravan are sexist.
04:05And I say, well of course, but I'm tired of hiding.
04:07Feminists! Here I am!
04:12I think I'm going to hide again!
04:14What feminists are like!
04:15And in the Chinotaur's labyrinth, Juanito Calvici is already waiting for the arrival of the contestants.
04:23Paco, be careful you're going to break the chain.
04:25Look, I told you.
04:27To the maze!
04:28Protect me, Saint Francis!
04:32This unfortunate man has made the mistake of entrusting himself to Saint Francis.
04:35And why is it a mistake?
04:36Because he is the patron saint of animals, specifically birds.
04:39Fly, little bird!
04:41For a little bird, he's pretty clumsy.
04:44Say hello, thousand trofillas! Say hello!
04:45Oh well!
04:46So you're giving us the finger, aren't you, kid?
04:49Well, you should know that Paco and Juanito work at an institute during the week.
04:52and they're going to teach you a couple of things.
04:55Come here, come here!
04:56Do you know what we do to people with weak arms like yours?
05:00Well, this!
05:01Poor thing!
05:02Now I'm feeling sorry for him.
05:03Nothing, nothing.
05:04There is no need to show mercy to these rude people.
05:07Come on!
05:07Give us a finger now, brave man!
05:10And this one looks like a busbuni?
05:12Well, what gives him the most trouble is not his teeth.
05:14It's the size of your head.
05:16It's not that big either, is it?
05:17I'm just telling you it took over two hours to get the helmet adjusted.
05:21I don't know if he's stubborn.
05:22But lucky he is for a while.
05:24Well, and stubborn too.
05:25I admit it.
05:26Because his helmet has come loose again.
05:29Call me wolfchest!
05:30Well, well, the little ghost.
05:32Wolfchest, he says.
05:33Well, you should know that it is very easy to check here.
05:35if you really have a wolf chest or if it is a can chest.
05:38All it takes is Paco to give you a little tap on the chest.
05:41So.
05:42Wolf-chested?
05:43Nothing at all.
05:45You rascal, what's wrong with you?
05:46You're going crazy.
05:47Come on, say hello.
05:48Hi how are things?
05:49This serves as a warning to you, Piltrafilla.
05:51And in here it won't be so easy for you.
05:52retrace your steps.
05:54Look, Tani warned him.
05:56But he swims, running like crazy.
05:58Now you really can't back down, huh?
06:00Bad people!
06:01You rascal, say something!
06:06I am China X.
06:07China X calls herself that because, like Malcolm X, she is a fighter for human rights.
06:12civilians.
06:13He complains because he says it doesn't matter what your last name is.
06:15When you enter this program, your past disappears.
06:18Their slogan is, the yellow humor contestants deserve to be treated like people.
06:23human.
06:23That's why Paco and Juanito are giving him double credit.
06:26They've soaked her like a churro and they take her out of the water to make her pretty.
06:29Wow!
06:30Come for more civil rights, pretty!
06:32Of course, he deserves an interview.
06:34Hey, do you want me to lend you a pair of pants?
06:35No, I had already lost too much.
06:37And a t-shirt?
06:38That less.
06:39It looks like you're wearing your father's clothes.
06:41What happened?
06:43The repressive force.
06:44What are you taking about?
06:45What has it added to me?
06:46You should know that I agree with your struggle.
06:48Come on, take off your bra and let's go.
06:50This woman approaches the Chinotaur's labyrinth with great confidence.
06:54He smiles too much.
06:55Because?
06:56Because Buddha appeared to him and told him that he would be able to walk on water.
07:00That reassured her.
07:01But he will soon discover that it was not Buddha.
07:03It was just a bald guy playing a joke on him.
07:06And walking on water, nothing.
07:08Hey, we haven't had any spectacular hits so far.
07:10We welcomed Sancudirín.
07:12May Sancudirín catch us confessing!
07:14Sancudirín!
07:16We need a spectacular hit in the labyrinth.
07:18What can we do?
07:19Feed a top to the next contestant.
07:22A spinning top?
07:23But we can't use Sancudirín alcohol!
07:24Let it be programmed in children!
07:27I'm not saying you should put a top on him, but you should make him swallow a top.
07:31On the way back he's like a madman.
07:33You'll see, we're going to have a great time.
07:35But that's nonsense, isn't it?
07:36Maybe you'd rather I bite your fingers off with this.
07:39No, Sancudirín!
07:40We will carry out your orders!
07:42I brought a spinning top.
07:44Let's see if Sancudirín's idea works.
07:46Because I don't see it, of course.
07:48It better work, because it took us quite a while to get the guy to swallow the top.
07:52Well, it looks like he's going to escape!
07:54No!
07:54It worked!
07:55He hasn't been able to get out of the maze and is wandering around like crazy.
07:58But I'm seeing that the problem now is going to be stopping him.
08:01The top was very big, huh?
08:03Well yes, the truth.
08:04Then I think he's going to go shirtless.
08:07Poor thing, he just can't stop spinning.
08:09Please, someone stop me!
08:12Thank goodness we were swallowed by a water top.
08:15And those who have managed to stay dry are the 102 contestants who move on to the next phase.
08:20Which is none other than spring rolls.
08:23To certify the quality of the strokes, we have hired two masters to teach the contestants.
08:31how to get a spectacular blow.
08:34The first is this acrobat, who just showed that being an idiot can give you a good blow.
08:38And Mr. Snail is going to teach us that those who walk slowly through the rolls
08:42They are also guaranteed a good lettuce.
08:45We've also called Mr. Snail to make the rolls slime-covered, i.e., slippery.
08:50But above all, Mr. Snail has a great lesson to teach the contestants.
08:54Please don't mortgage your house to come to a yellow bowl, because you might end up without it.
09:00Come on, go heat up the pan, we're going to eat Mr. Snail!
09:03Let's get on with it!
09:06Dance with me!
09:08The first to get on the spring rolls is a former student of Nacho Duato,
09:11who did not finish her ballet studies because she was not able to open her legs properly.
09:15Well, he still has the same problem, right? In fact, I think he just got a hernia.
09:20May Sancudirín catch me confessed.
09:23For those who entrust themselves to Sancudirín already know what awaits them.
09:27At least Sancudirín has respected his pompoms.
09:31Here I go!
09:32And Trafilla, does your mother know you're here?
09:33Yeah!
09:34Tani has gotten confused, she's not a girl, she's a short woman.
09:37So short that it doesn't reach the rolls that are higher.
09:40And she can barely stand, because the poor thing is going to drown.
09:43Please throw him a float now!
09:46Oh, I'm told there are no floats!
09:47Long live Australia!
09:48This man comes straight from the Antipodes.
09:51There he is training with a kangaroo caretaker to participate in Humor Amarillo.
09:55It may seem stupid, but the truth is that it works.
09:58Now, if we throw a kangaroo in here, I'm not sure you'd end up like this chicken either.
10:03I can't see anything!
10:04Wow, the typical nearsighted contestant who comes without glasses or contact lenses.
10:08And so it's impossible to calculate the distances, if there's a desire to make things more difficult than they already are.
10:14Stop it, you rascal!
10:15I'm warning you, these rolls are not edible, because with their size you might think of devouring one.
10:20No eating!
10:21Okay!
10:21No eating!
10:22Okay!
10:23Okay!
10:23No eating!
10:24Come on, throw it, Piltrafilla!
10:25No eating!
10:26And if before we saw a woman who was a victim of her small size, now we're going to see a man who benefits from the opposite.
10:32If all the contestants were like that, no one would watch this show.
10:35My pants are falling down!
10:37We hadn't noticed, had we?
10:38Let's see, it's one thing to come in comfortable clothes, with an old tracksuit, but not with pants that are three sizes too big.
10:44Of course, because that restricts movement.
10:47Wait there, we're going to take your picture!
10:49No, I'm joking!
10:50Long live the gym!
10:51It's clear this man spends a lot of time shaping his arms and abdomen.
10:56But what about the legs?
10:58Because his legs are a little weak.
10:59Oh, less push-ups and more adductor work, you rascal!
11:02I'm going to go through the sideburns!
11:04Are you going to go through with it? What does that mean? That you bribed someone?
11:08He certainly hasn't given me a penny.
11:10For there is no way to pass, neither by the sideburns nor without them.
11:13Man, if he had said it was going to happen on his face, I would have understood, because he just left it on his rolls.
11:19Let's clear up this mystery!
11:20It's just that I have lucky sideburns.
11:21You like hairdressing, don't you?
11:23How do you know?
11:24Well, man, for that thistle you're carrying.
11:25Do you like it?
11:26If I tell you the truth, no.
11:27Well, the girl loves it.
11:29Yes, especially when she has the curlers on, right?
11:31Yes, I am ravishing there.
11:33Could you introduce yourself to Curro Jiménez's castle?
11:35Yes, by my blunderbuss.
11:37It's my turn!
11:38And so as not to have to ask San Cudeirín for help, we've left this one for last.
11:42Whenever you fall, you hit your macazones.
11:44And it's true, he has ironed them.
11:48Aaah!
11:49And at the gates of panic, this man is already waiting for the contestants.
12:09Sorry, this thing, the little samurai.
12:10Hello, I have been selected from over five rockets to teach the contestants.
12:15how to behave in this test.
12:17It's a shame there are no aspirins for rockets,
12:20because I think my head is going to hurt a lot in a while.
12:23Here I go!
12:23Oh!
12:24How hard is the life of a rocket from ground to goal!
12:26Please, someone turn on my injectors!
12:29Vanzai!
12:30They should have killed us!
12:38To the gate!
12:39For my grandchildren!
12:41How odd!
12:41That grandma runs a lot for a grandma.
12:43And after the blow she remains whole.
12:45How old is grandmother?
12:46I haven't done more than 60.
12:48It's great!
12:50I'm not a grandmother!
12:51I have deceived you!
12:52This unfortunate woman is going to be the first to make a terrible discovery.
12:55Contestants not only have to try to overcome four rows of doors,
12:59half of which are tapas.
13:01He also has to face the little samurai who hasn't shown any hatred in two years.
13:05Let me go, you scoundrel!
13:06Don't bring the spring onion near me!
13:08The girl manages to free herself from the love nets of the little samurai,
13:11but falls into the net that catches contestants.
13:13Oh!
13:14If you had chosen the little samurai, at least you would have had a good time.
13:18I have studied!
13:20The young man with the goatee is an intellectual who claims to have studied yellow humor.
13:24And you just failed!
13:26He got a zero!
13:27I admit that I hadn't studied.
13:29Concentration!
13:31Anyone would say that this man has taken his girlfriend's tracksuit.
13:34Yes, it is possible, but look how concentrated it is.
13:37He thinks a lot before choosing a door.
13:39Concentration!
13:40Now he's really focused.
13:43I am the son of the wind!
13:44On the other hand, this boy doesn't think twice about anything.
13:47Going? Crazy!
13:48He almost went through two doors at once. How incredible!
13:51Only the contestant-catching net can stop him.
13:54Gosh! I'm not the son of the wind anymore! Damn!
13:56Bansai!
13:59But hey, hey, where is this crazy guy going?
14:02He's a martial arts teacher. He's a deadly weapon in his own right.
14:05Well, tell the little samurai to step aside.
14:08Take flying paw!
14:09Kia!
14:10Poor little samurai. He just smashed his macaroni.
14:13And pay attention, there is only one door left.
14:15And the guy still has the same doors as at the beginning.
14:18Bansai!
14:20Bansai!
14:21Hey! It's Ralmakio, the protagonist of Karate Kid.
14:24Come on Ralmakio, doing the crane jump!
14:26Is that the crane jump?
14:28Since Pat Morita died, he hasn't been the same.
14:29I'm so happy!
14:30What do you mean I'm so happy?
14:32No one has informed this woman that she could hurt herself.
14:35Now he's finding out.
14:36Well, let's see what she does when the little samurai harasses her.
14:39Let's see if he remains so happy.
14:41Come on, little samurai!
14:42Go for it!
14:46Help! I'm being harassed!
14:48Oh, girl!
14:49Who can't be said to be happy until the test is over?
14:52Well, the fool only has one little door left.
14:54But I wouldn't expect to win with that piggish trot.
14:57What? Stay happy!
14:58I am very unhappy!
15:01Applause burgers!
15:02This one is really confused.
15:04And so much so, it is thought that we are looking at who is dancing.
15:06A pity.
15:07May Saint Cudeirín catch us confessing!
15:10Saint Cudeirín!
15:11Help us get some of them to break down the doors!
15:13Look at me, that trick!
15:14The best thing you can do...
15:16...is to call my representative on earth, the Chinese Cudeiro.
15:19He will solve the problem for you.
15:21What a crappy idea!
15:22Will he be unhappy? What do you think if they cut your nails with this?
15:25No, Saint Cudeirín! We'll do whatever you say!
15:28Cudeiro!
15:29Wow, what a Chinese Cudeiro!
15:31Run with your shirt off to face death!
15:33Cheer up, Chino Cudeiro! You can do it!
15:35Come on! But wait! Wait, he's not dead!
15:38Damn door!
15:40Now yes!
15:41No! You've killed the Chinese Cudeiro!
15:44And after the death of Chino Cudeiro, we only have 48 contestants left standing.
15:49Well, you know what you have to do then, right?
15:51Oh! There you are!
15:52Well, I was just collecting calls from people who wanted to come and compete.
15:56It's not my job, but I do it from time to time to lend a hand.
15:59Excuse me for a moment.
16:01Well yes!
16:02If you want to come, just give me a peck.
16:04She's a model who wants to compete in yellow humor!
16:09Well, I'll wait for you in my trailer, flat! Come on, see you later!
16:12And we come to the test that Taquesi came up with one day while he was having cereal for breakfast at home.
16:19Taquesi eats his cereal in a giant bowl and always in the pool.
16:24And with lots of milk, of course.
16:26Indeed, we are at the sliding bowl, also known as the Dombrá-Dombrá test.
16:31Pirate power!
16:34Pirate!
16:35And we have two celebrities who have asked us, please, to be able to get into the bowl before the rest of the contestants.
16:42Hey, I've thought better of it! I want to drink my mug!
16:45No, don't throw me! No, please! No!
16:48The first is this Japanese actor, one of the protagonists of Letters from Iwo Jima.
16:52It's clear that he's still stuck in the role of the loser.
16:55Yes, the guy loses everything.
16:57Even the sandal!
16:58Poor wretch!
16:59And the next to try her luck is Madonna, who has dyed her hair brunette.
17:05Shoot me, Virgin Laika, pirates! Virgin Laika!
17:09I was wondering, how Madonna changes when she goes out in a yellow Moorish dress? She doesn't look the same, does she?
17:14But you'll admit that this image is priceless. Watching Madonna collapse is priceless.
17:19Oh, how many nights I've dreamed of something like that!
17:22Come on, Madonna! Go on a world tour, it's over here!
17:27Hello, pirate!
17:28What's up, pirate?
17:29Well, goodbye, pirate!
17:32How curious! This guy didn't open his mouth. He didn't respond to the pirate duo's provocations.
17:37It must be nerves. Now that he's been hit, they'll have subsided. Will he talk now?
17:40Will they be very unhappy?
17:44And pay attention to this poor wretch. She's not just going to make a mess of us.
17:49He also takes a big hit in Toljerolo.
17:53After that there is only one thing left to do.
17:56Cry inconsolably.
17:58Oh, poor me!
17:59Man, the guy is ugly, but calling him Coco seems a bit harsh to me.
18:06Don't get me wrong, it's the pirate duo's cry. But instead of saying "Mr. Bracoco," they just said "Coco."
18:11Well, it worked. His dignity was wounded, and that helped him pass the test.
18:15And this young man's face is one of true terror.
18:17He's also going to make a mistake: giving himself the same impulse.
18:21If I had gone down slowly, I would have been able to avoid that rockfall.
18:25And now I wouldn't fall like a sausage down the slope.
18:28A sausage that floats, that's for sure.
18:30Go push me hard, come on!
18:32We forgot to tell the contestants that there is a speed limit on the slide.
18:37At over 100 kilometers per hour, this happens.
18:42Wow! I'm a disgrace. They take points off my license, and I even drink water.
18:47This is one of those rare contestants. He never loses his smile.
18:51His life is at stake and he smiles.
18:53The bowl spins and smiles.
18:56He takes a hit and smiles.
18:58He falls into a filthy pool and smiles.
19:01How will he achieve this?
19:02How do you get it?
19:03Tickling myself!
19:06Dombra!
19:08Come on, push!
19:10Come on, pirate!
19:12There is one thing that the pirate duo has a hard time with.
19:14And their dombrá is taken away from them.
19:16Normal, but this contestant is the typical smart guy who thinks he knows it all.
19:21Well, he's not doing badly.
19:22But not as well as you think. The sliding bowl is very treacherous.
19:26Damn bowl!
19:29He betrayed me!
19:33This man wears a mustache to try to hide that huge set of teeth he has.
19:37But by worrying so much about his teeth he has neglected another part of his anatomy.
19:41The taps.
19:42How does he even think of wearing shorts?
19:44The entire knee must have been skinned.
19:47Hey, who wants to have a little romp with me, guys?
19:51Mistake.
19:52In the sliding bowl, you should not say the word "revolcón" out loud.
19:55Because this can happen.
19:57May the one who gives you a beating be the very bowl.
20:00Damn bowl!
20:03And we come to the most exciting test of yellow humor.
20:13Good afternoon.
20:14This group of men and women...
20:16Oh, they're stupid!
20:18Well, this group of men and women, that's who, is about to face a catastrophe.
20:24If they want to get past the coughing phase, they must resist the onslaught of the fearsome, the unnameable...
20:29Earthquake in Yamamoto!
20:31Hey you, toothless one, we noticed you fell.
20:35The toothless one?
20:36Yes, that one.
20:37Look at him, he's missing half his teeth.
20:38Oh, what eyesight you have.
20:40There are already too many programs.
20:41Still, the guy doesn't take notice.
20:43The cushion is a wreck, but he pretends it hasn't fallen off yet.
20:46Well no, the only one we've been hit with here is the one on the right.
20:49Yes, you!
20:50Let the next group come in.
20:51The trick to surviving the Yamamoto earthquake is to maintain your balance and, above all, keep an eye on your partner.
20:58Yes, because I can track you down, there are some very bad people, like the one behind me, who didn't stop until he knocked down his colleague.
21:03And the furious colleague tries to throw the one with the X.
21:07It's what is called chain destruction.
21:10And now the one with the X tries to brush the one on his right.
21:13While the one on the left commits suicide alone.
21:15Hey, the one with the X is in a bit of a weird position.
21:18He must have thrown a...
21:19It smells so bad, please!
21:20Don't cry and confess.
21:22Why did you do it?
21:23Why are you so dirty?
21:24Well, look, I'm going to explain it to you right now.
21:27But what are you doing?
21:28Are you going to take off your shirt?
21:30It's that I want to repress myself, I want to be myself.
21:33Sancoderin!
21:34What can we do to prevent these things from happening?
21:37Go ahead.
21:38The smoke that comes out in the earthquake put a cheese in it is what the past was.
21:41They will all fall to the ground unconscious.
21:44What stupidity!
21:45Maybe you don't think it's stupid to pull out your macaques' hairs if you dream about this.
21:49No, Sancoderin, no!
21:50We'll do whatever you say!
21:51I have more and more doubts that hiring this Sancoderin was a good idea.
21:55Now we'll see if his idea works.
21:57The aroma of cheese that just came out.
22:00Well, it doesn't seem to work.
22:01Well, one has fallen, two.
22:03Well, and the girl too.
22:05Four and five.
22:06What a barbarity!
22:07All eliminated.
22:08Yes, but there's a stench on the plate now.
22:10Thank goodness we also set up a home of laughter.
22:12What else?
22:12No!
22:18Aid!
22:18Hey, pirates! I bet I look sexy with my hair flowing!
22:36I'm waiting for a handsome Indiana Jones to come and rescue me.
22:40I'm like a princess in a storybook.
22:41The knight who saves me will marry me
22:44It's now legal!
22:46I'm going Pinky!
22:47We are in the test named Indiana Cudeiro
22:50In which the contestants have to dodge the stones that are thrown at them.
22:53And reach the top of the hill
22:55Taquesi's henchmen hide in the gaps
22:57That's me! We eliminated him, didn't we?
23:00I'm coming Pinky, my love!
23:02Of course, Taquesi's henchmen are capable of anything.
23:05In order to bring down the contestants
23:07Even tripping them up
23:09And they are so meticulous in their work
23:11That sometimes they even give their own lives
23:13There we see how not only the contestant is going to be crushed
23:16The henchman also takes the last ones
23:18How awful!
23:19What a gruesome way to end!
23:22Come on, let's interview you.
23:23What did you feel when you saw the henchman next to you?
23:25Well basically...
23:27I want to hug him!
23:28Oh no! Don't mistake me for Pinky!
23:30Pull, pintofilla, pull!
23:32This man has come with his lucky shirt
23:34We would call it bad taste.
23:36But he calls it a lucky shirt
23:38He claims that with that shirt he can dodge bullets.
23:41So dodging the rocks shouldn't be a problem for him.
23:44Yes, but the bullets are small.
23:45On the other hand, these petrolos, see?
23:47It's much easier to dodge a bullet
23:49And they also get their shirt ironed for free.
23:51Yes, yes, the shirt is looking rusty.
23:54Yes, his pants are a little stained.
23:56Come on, show us your butt, how does it turn out?
23:58Oh, how dirty!
24:00You're going to have to wash your hand, huh?
24:01Here I go, Pinky!
24:03Hey, that thing about the prize for whoever reaches the top of the hill
24:06It's marrying Pinky, it's new, isn't it?
24:08Nah, that's Pinky stuff.
24:09He doesn't mean it
24:10It's his way of saying that he who reaches the top
24:13Move on to the next phase
24:14Well, this one doesn't have much left.
24:15A few more meters and you will have reached the goal.
24:17If he dodges that pedrolos he will have succeeded.
24:19Well, and that other one too
24:21And he succeeds!
24:22Good pirate, come and get your prize!
24:24But, Pinky!
24:25Come, come, I'll give you what's yours, thief
24:27The next contestant says he has a foolproof system.
24:30To avoid the stones
24:31Lie down?
24:33As we can see, it is infallible to leave you in pieces.
24:36If you think about it, it's much worse.
24:39Well, you know what I'm telling you?
24:41That nothing hurt me
24:42Sure, sure, whatever you say.
24:43I'm going! I'm going!
24:45On the other hand, the tactics of this other one are much more civil.
24:48He knows that henchmen are basically bad people.
24:51And their plan is to pit them against each other.
24:53Fails in his first attempt to sow discord
24:56But he doesn't give up
24:57He'll try the next gap.
24:58Where two of Takeshi's henchmen are hiding
25:00Let's listen to what they say
25:02Hey, what have I been told before that is profriota, Takeshi?
25:05That's a lie, you bastard!
25:06Yes, yes, he told me, I heard him.
25:08And pay attention to the reaction of the other henchmen
25:10They punch their own partner
25:12And that contestant can reach the top
25:14What he doesn't know is that a surprise awaits him up above.
25:17A surprise in the form of a rock
25:19Oh, if only I had been a good person.
25:20Now you would be among the seven qualified for the next phase.
25:23Hi, I'm following the trail of a contestant who is very hot.
25:33As the Indian chief taught me, Fighting Bull
25:35I think he's been here
25:37Let's see what this leaf smells like.
25:39It hasn't been washed!
25:46And finally the moment we have been waiting for so long arrives
25:49We're going to see two women on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
25:52Of course, considering that they are going to fry it with balls, it is normal.
25:55The strange thing would be if they remained calm.
25:57And trafillas, I want to deny that this ball is made of solid gold
26:02I'll be here
26:03I am very happy!
26:04I'm the one who makes him happy!
26:07And we're going to make the contestants very miserable!
26:12To the bridge!
26:13I will try to stay calm
26:15But don't be too hard on me, please.
26:17Well, that he's going to try to stay calm remains to be seen.
26:20Because she is paralyzed by terror
26:22He moves like Mazinger Z with osteoarthritis
26:25Well, he's already screaming
26:28It's that I have vertigo
26:30Calm down, piltrofilla, calm down
26:32Calm down, damn it!
26:33Take a breath, take a breath
26:34And now take the ball
26:36Well, let the screaming and shouting party begin!
26:39Anytime, champ!
26:41But we'll have to shoot it, right?
26:42That's done
26:43Come on, shout!
26:48Come on, don't shut up! Another bullshit!
26:50Please, I'm young and I want to live!
26:53Please have mercy!
26:54Hey, with the nonsense, the screamer is coming to an end
26:57It's true?
26:58We're so focused on making her bawl
27:00That she is escaping from us alive
27:02Well, well, let's let it pass.
27:04That's right, beautiful.
27:05Before we go, tell us it's done.
27:06But shouting
27:07Come on!
27:09You know! That's it!
27:12I'll try to live up to it!
27:14Well, they've made it difficult for you, really.
27:16And also, with that little voice
27:17I doubt you can hit the high note.
27:19Never doubt a woman on the verge of a nervous breakdown
27:22As soon as Tani gives him the golden ball
27:24We will know
27:25We will know if we have a party or not
27:27For now, stay calm.
27:29Let's see what happens with the first impact
27:31Not bad
27:33That one is better
27:35Far better
27:36Almost as good
27:37Like the previous contestant's
27:39Come on, come on!
27:42That one almost made me deaf!
27:44And with that he has lost the golden ball
27:45Damn! Now we have to wait for him to get another one!
27:48Well, Piltrofilla, I'll give you another one there.
27:50But this isn't the joke, okay?
27:51So let the show continue.
27:53I can't wait to hear her scream again.
27:55This is better than a concert of Leonardo Dantes and Enrique Iglesias together
27:59You've gone too far there.
28:00There is nothing better than that
28:02But what is this?
28:03He doesn't scream anymore
28:04Have you lost your voice?
28:06That is solved by shooting higher
28:08Yes, yes! Higher up, come on!
28:11No, the aunt doesn't say a word there.
28:12Higher, boys! Higher!
28:15Hey, up above means That's it!
28:17All over the Jérolo!
28:19But what is this?
28:20Not only does he not scream, but he also stays on the bridge
28:23And what is worse
28:24He will pass the test
28:25Faithful, what do we do!
28:27It's time to call Saint Cudirín
28:28Come and give us a hand!
28:30Fuck, I can't stand it.
28:31The aunt is in the clear
28:33The truth is that it has been a complete disappointment.
28:35Well, they almost broke my face, you don't know.
28:37Look, I'm already tired of thinking
28:40If you want to help me, make a sacrifice for me.
28:43Okay, okay
28:45Take!
28:47With this, me!
28:49But what is this?
28:50A sacrifice is a cow, man!
28:52But it's my crab!
28:53Look, I'm going to put the crab in you.
28:54But it's not a sacrifice for me!
28:56Go on and leave me, stop, move on, you bastard, get out of here.
28:59I'll sacrifice myself, come on!
29:01How beautiful!
29:02This is a yellow humor contestant and the rest is nonsense.
29:05There we have a guy willing to give his life so that the party doesn't die on the show.
29:09Hey, Tani, sorry!
29:11Tell me, Piltrophy, what can I do for you?
29:12The show ends before I get shot, right?
29:15Of course, Piltrophy, of course!
29:16You take the golden ball, this is over soon, you'll see.
29:19Hey, watch out!
29:20Don't shoot!
29:21You told me you weren't going to shoot me!
29:23It was a lie!
29:24Sorry, Piltrophy!
29:25Don't worry!
29:26We'll come see you at the hospital later!
29:28Not us, pirate, we don't think like that.
29:30And the survivors of Saint Cudirín's wrath arrive through the psychedelic tunnel.
29:38You know what they say, filth!
29:40Calió begging and with the hammer!
29:42I hope it is clear to you that we are the ones with the bad side
29:44Did you get it?!
29:46So let's get to it!
29:49Or as they say in Japanese, I am going to ask Saint Cudirín for world peace.
29:53Or a car for me almost better
29:55Calió begging and with the hammer!