00:00You're calling about your ad?
00:13You're not looking for something kinky, are you?
00:15What, like mirrors on the ceiling?
00:17You're calling about the apartment?
00:21You want me to write a piece on phone dating?
00:23You don't have to meet anyone, you just talk to them on the phone.
00:26Celine, the plain girl with the voice of an angel.
00:31You think I'm going to get carried away?
00:33You did fall into bed with me on our first date.
00:35Oh, but I married you, didn't I?
00:39You love my wife.
00:41Maybe, but you don't like her.
00:43I was wondering if you wanted to have an affair over the phone.
00:46On one condition, that we never meet.
00:50I never knew that all I ever wanted was you.
01:00I want you to get it together.
01:02Or at least get up the guts to tell me what's going on.
01:06Meet me, tonight.
01:08I don't want to break up your marriage.
01:10You're not going to break up my marriage.
01:12Thanks.
01:13You look, wow.
01:15Oh, my God.
01:29Oh, my God.
01:30I'm so sorry.
01:31I'm fine.
01:31Look, Ben.
01:33Shoot.
01:34What are you doing?
01:35I want you to take off my panties with your foot.
01:38What?
01:39Come on.
01:39I've already got them started.
01:40I just need to get laid.
01:42You're way too nice for that.
01:44Great.
01:45Now we can relax?
01:47I didn't think you'd call again.
01:49What did you expect?
01:50I thought if we never met, we could have the perfect romance.
01:54But you want what they've got.
01:56Yeah, I want a dog.
01:58What do you want, Ben?
02:00I don't know.
02:02I seem to want you.
