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This funny video is filled with randomness lol
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00:00Howdy y'all. Welcome to my house. It's the home of everyone, even me. Come on, we're going to show you all around our house.
00:11You know, can somebody hold that tiger? Here in the live-in room, you can meet and greet all of your favorite characters, like Pepper Potts and Plans of Wallaloopsie,
00:21and this guy, a tiger and Pinocchio from Shirk. Oh, hello. Hi. What are you doing here? I don't want any Pinocchio. He's too big. Oh, okay.
00:37And little people. People who are so small, you can't even see them.
00:42Oh, right. You can see them. Okay, anyways, halfway down the stairs. Eskimos are going to try and go down the... Oh, no, don't do...
00:57What happened to the Pumbaa? Now, this isn't Barney.
01:03Oh, come on, guys. There's no monster in the club. There's a monster in the house. Oh, no.
01:11Oh, and what's a happy little house without happy little toys? There's a baby doll in bed, baby doll on the floor,
01:19Dora the Explorer, everyone's favorite. Shh, the baby. And bro, really be do like, salutations, sir.
01:29May I please enter? And what was that?
01:32Oh, it was probably just my baby. Anyways, she likes to, uh, be in here. It's her favorite room in the house.
01:49She doesn't like the other room. Skin Crow, scaring away the cockroach on the roof.
01:53That's pretty good. It is. There it happened.
01:54That's pretty good. It's her friend. It worked.
01:58Oh, no, the zebra and his friend...
02:01Ah, no, I don't know this.
02:03They're here. Don't worry.
02:06The toy soldiers and dinosaurs gonna save the day.
02:09Boopie boopie boopie boopie boopie boopie boopie boopie boopie boopie boopie boopie boomie boopie boopie boopie Bopie boopie boopie boopie boopie boopie boopie boopie boopie boopie boopie boopie boopie boopie.
02:13Scooby Doo is solving the mystery of Sesame Street.
02:15Now, don't go on the school bus. It's way too small.
02:21Okay, we have lots of friends on Sesame Street.
02:28This is Gladys, the cow.
02:31Hello.
02:35And we have Karen and Claire Sam, the doctor.
02:40Cookie Monster.
02:41Excuse me, why are there two hoopers?
02:44I don't know.
02:45Ernie and Bert in the courtyard.
02:48Gary Graduation.
02:49Gordon, Susan, and Miles.
02:52Oscar the Couch.
02:54Graham!
02:55I mean, Grouch.
02:57Big Bird.
02:59And oh, that's why there's no Elmo.
03:02It's Children's Television Workshop.
03:03It's the 70s.
03:05Here, we have Raphael Markison, Bobby Billings, and Susie Strider.
03:12Sleeping Beauty, Queen of the Night, Good Police, and Mario.
03:17Okay, Scooby.
03:21Can you figure out the mystery of what's wrong in Sesame Street?
03:27There are two, there are two hoopers.
03:31Roopie, roopie, roopie.
03:32One of them is a poster.
03:34Hey, Clary.
03:39This isn't Among Us.
03:40This isn't 2021.
03:41This is the 1970s.
03:43Oh.
03:44Oh.
03:44Hey.
03:45Do you know any songs from the 1970s?
03:47Oh.
03:49No, I don't know any songs from the 1970s, Rats.
03:53I was going to do that for my 1970s global project.
03:57Wow.
03:59My dad used to see this version of Sesame Street.
04:02Now I can finally see it.
04:04Cool.
04:05Where's Elmo?
04:06Elmo.
04:06Don't be silly, Brandon.
04:12They didn't have Elmo back in the day.
04:15He didn't come out until later.
04:18When's later?
04:19Years later.
04:21How many years?
04:22He didn't come out until, like, the late 80s.
04:26Aw, man.
04:28Where is it?
04:29When is it?
04:30It's in a couple years.
04:32Aw, man.
04:33You mean I have to wait?
04:35You know how much I hate waiting, Cindy.
04:43Scooby, how are you going to get rid of the imposter hooper?
04:51Scooby?
04:52Where are you?
04:53Oh, there you are, Scooby.
04:55Hoopy, boop.
04:57Hey, Scooby.
04:58How are you going to get rid of the imposter hooper?
05:03I'll take that as an I don't know.
05:08Who is that imposter?
05:10For real.
05:12Let's take off this mask.
05:15Oh, no.
05:17It's the Scooby man with the knife and a gun.
05:22That's not very Sesame Street-like.
05:25Get out of here.
05:26Okay.
05:29That was easy.
05:30Hooper's store is safe.
05:35Yay.
05:36Cookies.
05:39I almost speak to your manager.
05:44Uh, Mom?
05:46Yes, honey?
05:48Where's Marvin?
05:50What?
05:50Marvin?
05:51He's the manager.
05:53The manager?
05:54Oh.
05:54Oh.
05:55I need to find Marvin.
05:59Keep.
06:01Be careful, Mom.
06:05Beep.
06:06Going the other way.
06:13Hey, guys.
06:14Have you seen Marvin anywhere?
06:16No, I haven't seen Marvin anywhere.
06:21Oh, man.
06:23Hey, Dora.
06:24Have you seen Marvin anywhere?
06:28No, I haven't seen Marvin anywhere.
06:32Hey, baby.
06:33Have you seen Marvin anywhere?
06:35No.
06:35Thank you, baby.
06:38I should probably help them look for Marvin.
06:50Marvin.
06:53I know you're in here.
06:57No, he's not in there.
07:00My kitty.
07:02Marvin, is that you?
07:06Marvin, where have you been?
07:08Marvin?
07:12Marvin!
07:13Marvin!
07:14Marvin, the middle manager!
07:16I want to speak to you!
07:19How come that there were two hoopers in Hooper's store?
07:27How come one of them was an imposter?
07:31How come the police hasn't taken care of this guy yet?
07:34Oh.
07:34This reminds me of...
07:42Oh, rats.
07:45I forgot his name.
07:47What's his name?
07:49I remember.
07:50I think it's Billy Joe Jive and Susie Sunset.
07:53Yeah, that's the one!
07:55Yeah!
07:57Um, Scooby...
07:58Oh, no.
07:59We could have solved this mystery.
08:00Never mind.
08:01Anyways.
08:02Um...
08:03Let's go on more Sesame Street some more.
08:06Yeah!
08:07This place is fun!
08:10Hey, everybody!
08:11Who wants to come to Sesame Street?
08:21Hi, Gary!
08:23Hi, Pepper!
08:25I'm gonna go help Hooper at Hooper's store!
08:29Good for you!
08:30I wonder where Snowball Uppercase is!
08:44Hi.
08:46Hello, Big Bird.
08:49You're smaller than I remember.
08:56Oh, you're...
08:57Oh!
08:58Thank you!
09:00I exercise daily.
09:03Anyways.
09:04I'm gonna help you look for Snuffleupackies.
09:07Oh, thank you!
09:09You're welcome!
09:09Um...
09:10Yeah...
09:11Yeah...
09:11Wait a minute.
09:12What's Miles doing here?
09:14Oh, well.
09:14I guess this is a cross-dimensional world.
09:16I guess.
09:20Hi, Clary-Zan!
09:22We want to be doctors, too!
09:25Oh, that's nice of you!
09:27I want to sing a song now.
09:34I'm proud, proud, proud to be a cow!
09:39Let me see.
09:44We have two eyes and two ears and two noses.
09:49No, no, we don't.
09:51We only have one nose.
09:55I have two noses!
09:59One nose is on my face and one nose is on my airplane.
10:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
10:09Okay.
10:13Why does that lamppost keep falling?
10:18Stay where you are, lamppost!
10:23Oscar!
10:24Oscar!
10:27No!
10:27No!
10:29Go away!
10:30Try and sleep.
10:31I can't, I can't get back.
10:38Oh, there we go.
10:42Say, what would happen if that lamppost got up and walked away?
10:48Then people wouldn't tell that it's Sesame Street anymore.
10:52And then people would be lost and then they'd be singing and you'd tell me how to get to Sesame Street over and over again.
10:58Like some silly goose.
11:00Goose?
11:01Where's the goose?
11:03Hey, Bert, did you hear about the goose?
11:05Arnie!
11:06Can a cow be a doctor?
11:12Um, no.
11:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:16Oh, I'm sorry.
11:17Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:18When would we like, Gladys?
11:21You can be a doctor if you want to.
11:25I can?
11:26Yeah.
11:28Oh, thank you.
11:30You're welcome.
11:31It's against the law to be violent in Sesame Street.
11:41You have the right to be kind.
11:44Should you give up your reason to be kind, someone else will be kind for you.
11:54Salutation, sir.
11:55Ha, ha, ha.
12:01Are you okay, Karen?
12:03Ha, ha, ha, ha.
12:05Ah, I'm tired.
12:07I'm going to sleep.
12:08Good night.
12:09Good night, Karen.
12:10Come on, Marvin.
12:12Let's go get the books.
12:23Oh, welcome, dear viewer, to our little wolf.
12:29What happened to you?
12:33Huh, crime fighting can have its perks.
12:39We're ever so glad you can join us today.
12:46Oh, today on Sesame Street, you're going to see the letter pie.
12:56Okay, and the number, Graham's number.
13:02Yeah.
13:03Ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:09Okay, everyone, let's play a counting game.
13:12Okay, what number, okay, there's only one of me.
13:17Now, take little Arlo, for instance.
13:20We make two.
13:21And then, and then, and then, Christy would, would make us three.
13:30And then, and then, little baby Bernice would make us four.
13:38And Grandpa John would make us five.
13:44And, and Grandma, uh, what's her name again?
13:52My name is Tina.
13:56Grandma Tina would make six.
13:59And then, Grandma Gladys.
14:03What?
14:04No, no, not you.
14:05Oh, I'm not.
14:06Grandma Gladys would make seven.
14:10One, two, three, four, five, six.
14:13Seven.
14:15Eight.
14:16Eight.
14:16Um.
14:19Prairie Sue would make us eight.
14:22And, and, and Henrietta, our next-door neighbor, would make nine.
14:31And, Brandon would make ten.
14:37Hey!
14:39Hey, yeah?
14:40Hey, come over here, Tracy!
14:42Tracy would make eleven.
14:45Susie would make twelve.
14:48And then, and Elizabeth would make thirteen.
14:54Gladys the cow would make fourteen.
14:57Carrot is fifteen.
15:00Sixteen.
15:02Seventeen.
15:03Eighteen.
15:04Nineteen.
15:05Twenty.
15:05Twenty-one.
15:06Twenty-two.
15:07Twenty-three.
15:07Twenty-four.
15:08Twenty-five.
15:08Twenty-six.
15:09Twenty-seven.
15:10Twenty-eight.
15:11Twenty-nine.
15:12Twenty-three.
15:12Twenty-one.
15:13Thirty-two.
15:14Thirty-three.
15:15Thirty-four.
15:15Thirty-five.
15:16Thirty-six.
15:20Ah!
15:21Thirty-seven.
15:22Thirty-eight.
15:22Thirty-nine.
15:23Forty.
15:25Forty-one.
15:27Forty-one.
15:30Forty-two.
15:32Forty-three.
15:34Hey, whatcha doin' over there?
15:36Come on down to Sesame Street.
15:38Forty-four.
15:42Forty-five.
15:43Come on.
15:45Let's all go to Sesame Street.
15:47Forty-one.
15:48Forty-one.
15:50I guess we're 45.
15:57Now.
15:58Open the alleyway.
16:01Great Scott!
16:02It's the genie of the bathroom!
16:05No, it is not.
16:06There's no such thing as genies.
16:13What's the bathroom stuff doing in the attic?
16:16Is the attic the bathroom? Or is the bathroom the attic?
16:19I don't know.
16:21But I do know this. The chicken came first.
16:29Alright, get him!
16:31Tune in next time, where Scooby-Doo eats cake.
16:56Discovering you and discovering cheese.
17:01Oh, are you alone, really?
17:14Yes!
17:15I think that is a yes!
17:17You want to come to Sesame Street?
17:18Yeah!
17:19Okay, Mona, here we go to Sesame Street.
17:23Now everyone say hi to Baby Mona! Hi, Mona! Welcome to Sesame Street!
17:36Sesame Street is brought to you today by the number... I mean letter...
17:40Pi!
17:42Pi!
17:43Pi?
17:44Pi's not a letter!
17:46Pi's a food!
17:48No, no, no, no, no, no!
17:51He means 3.1415, so technically...
17:55Wait a minute!
17:57Pi's a Greek letter!
17:59So the letter of the day is P, and the number of the day is 3.
18:06That was easy!
18:08Sesame Street is brought to them the children's television workshop.
18:14I haven't seen Snuffy anywhere!
18:17Big Bird, Snuffy is... don't say it!
18:22I did!
18:23And left post!
18:24Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
18:44Okay, let's play a new game!
18:50Okay, here we go.
19:20Okay, here we have Susie, Tracy, Prairie Sue, and Buzz Lightyear.
19:36We are going to play a game.
19:38One of these things is not like the others.
19:40One of these things isn't the same.
19:43Can you guess which one isn't like the other before we finish our game?
19:48And the answer is Buzz Lightyear.
19:51He's not like the others.
19:53The other three are human girls.
19:56Buzz Lightyear is just a toy.
19:58No, I must be strange.
20:02You are a toy.
20:05You are a child's play figure.
20:08You are an action figure.
20:11You are a sad, strange, big cat.
20:14You have my pity.
20:15Wait, no, come back here.
20:16I'm not finished with you.
20:21Now, let's all sing a beautiful song.
20:25Who's that wonderful girl?
20:29Could she be any cuter?
20:33Who's that wonderful girl?
20:36Oh, look.
20:38Here comes the suitor.
20:39Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby.
20:42Gotta go fast.
20:42Heeeeee!
20:45Lego Duplo!
20:48Now in stores near you!
20:50Oh, no!
20:52I don't want Lego.
20:53I want...
20:54...protect the rock!
20:58Scooby-Roo is tired.
21:08It's time for Scooby-Doo to go to bed.
21:12Move over, Patricia the baby doll.
21:16It's Scooby's turn.
21:18The earth is spinning, slowly spinning, and stars and moon now fill the sky.
21:32Magic blows, the night's beginning, so sing the la-la-la-la-la-bye.
21:42Hey kids, remember when things get random and there's no necessary plot, just remember to have
21:54the joy of Jesus, because happiness is based on the circumstance, but it's not the same as joy.
22:01The joy of Jesus doesn't matter if the situation is crazy like this.
22:08You can still have the joy of Jesus, even if there are two hoopers, two noses, and a moving lamppost.
22:19I still don't see Snuffy!
22:24I have an idea.
22:25I'm gonna pretend to be Snuffy.
22:29See you later!
22:32La-la-la-la-la-bye.