00:00Are you the one they call Quasimodo?
00:05Yes, I am the bell ringer.
00:06I've come to meet you. I am...
00:08I know who you are. You are beautiful and I am ugly.
00:11I care not what you look like. Please turn round.
00:14No, I am a beast.
00:15You are not a beast. You're a man, a man with a soul.
00:18And through your eyes I shall see that soul.
00:20Then I shall judge your beauty.
00:25Oh my God, can you turn round again please?
00:28Could one so beautiful learn to love someone so ugly?
00:31No.
00:33I warned you I was ugly.
00:34Yeah, well there's ugly and there's ugly, but that's just taking the piss.
00:38Yes, but what about the...
00:39Yeah, not too close, please.
00:40Yeah, all right, you're not so great yourself, you know, love.
00:43Well, at least both my eyes look in the same direction.
00:45Yeah, and that's because my eyes are trying to avoid making contact with your face.
00:49Well, at least I don't spend most of my time cooped up in a bell tower, you freak.
00:53Yeah, well, I'm not the one that came up here looking for a fella I've never even met, you slag.
00:58Come on!
00:59Come on!
