00:00I have been both naughty and both nice this year.
00:04I've gone past it now. I'm 83.
00:07If it brings me the 1st of January, that's fine.
00:13And joy. Loads of joy.
00:16That's really, you know, and less stress for next year.
00:19Less stress.
00:21Have you asked for any Christmas presents this year?
00:23No, no.
00:23Have you been hoping for any...?
00:25No.
00:25No, nothing.
00:27No, my wife gets things.
00:28And what, have you got your wife a nice present?
00:30Yeah, she's brought it for me.
00:33A yacht is what I'd like Santa to bring me,
00:35so I can go on the Mersey on it.
00:37But, yeah, yacht.
00:39So if I don't get something good
00:41and I get a load of rubbish,
00:44what's the point?
00:46The presents, really, and giving my presents to people
00:49and their face, like, ooh, they didn't know they were getting that.
00:52Do you get what I mean?
00:53But, like, that's my favourite thing.
00:56It's a time of arguing.
00:57I don't mind...
00:58When is he...
