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Jordan Matter
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00:00Today, I'm sneaking out to fly across the country alone.
00:03My dad is about to leave to go to the airport, like, right now,
00:07and he thinks that I'm flying to New York with my mom tomorrow,
00:10but he doesn't realize that I'm actually going to be following him for the whole day.
00:14Excuse me, I think you left your water.
00:19Hey, say, Mom's taking me to the airport in a minute.
00:22Shoot, shoot, shoot.
00:24I'm just going to pretend to be in the shower.
00:26Hey, little girl, I'm taking off.
00:28I'm in the shower.
00:29Hey, say, say, I'm leaving.
00:31Love you.
00:31All right, bye, dad.
00:33Love you.
00:33See you tomorrow.
00:36That was so close.
00:38Thank you, Mom.
00:38He just left.
00:41Okay, look.
00:42Look, look, look.
00:43He's right there.
00:46Perfect.
00:46All right, come on, let's go.
00:47My mom is in on this entire thing.
00:50I just hope that she doesn't give anything away while she's going to the airport with my dad.
00:53Actually, you're supposed to take her right there.
00:54You're supposed to say, honey, honey.
00:56Oh, shoot.
00:57Now it's saying take her right here.
00:58You just, honey, I have to get to the airport.
01:02Like, I got to get there.
01:03The problem is there are security cameras right there, and my dad will get notified if he
01:09sees me walking out.
01:10I haven't showed you yet, but look, we're getting a pool, and because of all the construction,
01:15the backyard cameras are turned off.
01:17So let's go.
01:18This is an old gymnastics mat we have.
01:20We're going to wedge this right there.
01:21I'm going to put my phone right here so you guys can see me.
01:24I'm just going to jump over the neighbor's fence right over there and then walk out their
01:28door, and my dad will never know.
01:30I just dropped my bag, and it was open.
01:31Hopefully, nothing broke.
01:34Okay.
01:37Got you guys right there.
01:40That was pretty easy.
01:41I can't believe I just snuck out so easily.
01:43I'm hoping my neighbor's got to see me.
01:45My ride should be here any second.
01:47By the way, my mom is completely on my team.
01:50Like, I asked her to make a bunch of wrong turns, go super slow, so that I can catch
01:54up to my dad.
01:55And it's, I think it's the tire inflation.
01:57I think I'm supposed to go slow.
01:59Okay.
02:00She's here.
02:00She's here.
02:01Do!
02:02Thank you for picking me up.
02:03All right, so you actually have to hurry up because we have to catch up to my dad.
02:06So go, go, go, Do!
02:08You're such a slow driver!
02:10If there's a long line of security, can we take a ride sometime?
02:14Okay, so say, I got your suitcase.
02:16All your clothes are in there.
02:17I got your Uggs, and a few extra things in the back.
02:20Okay, perfect.
02:21So before we get to the airport, I have to change into my disguise so that my dad won't
02:25recognize me.
02:26Bro, he's not going to know who I am.
02:29Anytime that I get close to my dad, I have this mask that I can put on, and it won't be
02:33suspicious because a lot of people wear masks at airports.
02:36Right after the Netflix video, my dad said this to me.
02:39Dad, you are so bad at it.
02:41I could easily follow you without you knowing.
02:43Do you think you could do that?
02:44You would be more sad at it.
02:46Yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure.
02:47Okay, if you can follow me, I will give you 500 bucks if I don't notice.
02:51500?
02:51Okay.
02:52But if I do notice, you have to do whatever I say for 24 hours.
02:57Okay, well, obviously I can do it.
03:00Yeah, yeah, for sure.
03:01All right, bye.
03:01And I'm sure he's forgotten about it, but I really want that 500, but my dad tried to
03:06get close to me four times, so I'm going to try and get close to him five times and sit
03:11down on the plane next to him without him knowing.
03:14I logged into my account on Dell's iPad so that I can change my location on 5 Mark to this
03:19iPad instead of my phone.
03:21Can you please take this iPad back to the house so that my dad sees my location and he
03:25thinks I'm at the house?
03:26Okay, thank you.
03:27I've got a duck so that my dad doesn't see me because, like, we are right behind.
03:31There's something that's different about the way you're driving today.
03:34I don't want to get a ticket.
03:36Oh, my gosh.
03:36They're pulling over right now.
03:37Dell, Dell, Dell.
03:38Dell, they're pulling over.
03:39Go behind this white car.
03:40Oh, my gosh, guys.
03:41They're literally right there.
03:42I love you.
03:44Bye.
03:45I'll see you tomorrow.
03:45Okay?
03:46Bye, honey.
03:47Love you.
03:47Bye, dog.
03:48I've set up a fake video to keep my dad distracted so that I can get close to him.
03:52Oh, hey, Jordan.
03:53What are you doing?
03:54What are you doing?
03:55Did nobody tell you?
03:56Tell me what?
03:57Guys, he's right there.
03:58Look.
03:59So we're filming a video right now?
04:01Yeah.
04:01Guys, my dad's calling me.
04:03Hey, say, why is Colin here filming me?
04:05Oh, yeah, Dad.
04:05I'm going to text you a list of challenges, and you have to do all of them before you board the plane.
04:10Is this a video?
04:11Like, a whole video?
04:12What are you doing?
04:12I'm doing my own thing back at home.
04:14So I have to do challenges in the airport.
04:16Are they embarrassing?
04:17Six, seven.
04:20Uh, you'll see.
04:22I guess this is weird, but okay, I love you.
04:24Okay, bye.
04:25Bye.
04:26All right, well, let's go.
04:27Are you coming in the terminal with me?
04:28Yeah.
04:29How?
04:29I bought a flight.
04:30You bought a flight so you could come in to film me?
04:32Yeah.
04:33This is crazy.
04:34I told a special guest to meet me here at the airport, so as soon as my dad goes inside, I have to find them.
04:39Okay, he just walked in.
04:40Okay, okay.
04:41Let's go.
04:42We've got to get out of the car, and we've got to go.
04:44We've got to go quick.
04:44Oh, shoot, guys.
04:45Everything fell out.
04:48There are so many things right now.
04:49I've got to grab the suitcase for part of the plan.
04:53Let's go, let's go, let's go.
04:54Guys, I really hope my dad doesn't walk out right now.
04:56I don't have any of my guys on.
04:58I guess let's go to the terminal.
04:59Oh, wait, wait, wait.
04:59One sec.
05:00Here, put on your mic.
05:02This is a real thing.
05:03You thought you were just going to show him the lounge and have a chill date?
05:05Guys, we got the suitcase.
05:07This is low-key heavy.
05:09It's going to be so hard for Nick to carry me.
05:11I brought a carry-on, but I just checked it because I don't know what challenges Salish are going to make me do, and I don't want to lose it.
05:16Hi, thank you so much for coming.
05:18No doubt.
05:19It's amazing to see you.
05:20Likewise.
05:21Okay, Colin, I just got the first challenge from Salish.
05:23It says get through security in 30 minutes.
05:26That's not easy.
05:27At LAX, during the holidays.
05:29Let's go.
05:29All right, so you're actually going to get in here.
05:31I mean, I guess so.
05:33Is this legal?
05:34Yeah, I think so.
05:35I feel like I'm an accomplice in something much more than a prank.
05:38People are staring at us.
05:40Yeah, I bet.
05:41All right.
05:42All right, go ahead, Nick.
05:45What am I doing?
05:46I got my own YouTube videos to make.
05:48All right, you ready?
05:49Yeah.
05:52It's so hot in here, guys.
05:54Where is security?
05:54I don't even know where it is.
05:55Is it that way or is it this way?
05:57Yo, Jordan.
05:58Is that Nick?
05:59Yeah.
05:59To win my first challenge, I'm hiding in the suitcase to get close to my dad without him
06:04knowing.
06:05Oh, my gosh.
06:06How you doing, man?
06:07Good to see you, Dad.
06:07You traveling?
06:08I'm traveling.
06:09I'm going to New York.
06:09Where are you going?
06:10Boston.
06:10Oh, no, can't.
06:11Yeah, yeah.
06:12You can't move at all.
06:13Awesome.
06:13You know what, though?
06:14Could you watch my bag for me?
06:16I got to run to the bathroom real quick.
06:18We're right back.
06:19Okay.
06:19All right.
06:20I got to get.
06:20Could you hurry, though?
06:21I got to get through security real fast.
06:22Gotcha.
06:23All right, will you hurry up with that, though?
06:25I got to watch his bag.
06:27That's so random.
06:27Dude.
06:28Oh, my gosh.
06:29He just went way far away.
06:35It is taking a minute.
06:37Oh, my God.
06:37What is taking him so long?
06:38This is crazy.
06:40This is crazy, guys.
06:41Being stuck in a suitcase is insanely uncomfortable.
06:46Dude, what?
06:47I can't.
06:48I can't.
06:48I'm going to lose the first challenge.
06:52Okay.
06:53All right.
06:53You know what?
06:53I'm going to bring the bag to him because this is, like, too far.
06:56What is it?
06:57This thing?
06:59Oh, sorry.
07:00I was about to take it to you.
07:02Dude, I got to go.
07:02Are you good?
07:03Yeah, yeah.
07:04I'm good.
07:04You good?
07:05I'm good.
07:06All right.
07:06All right.
07:06See you.
07:07All right.
07:07Cool.
07:07All right.
07:07Come on, Colin.
07:08Let's talk soon.
07:09Call me.
07:09Okay.
07:09Now we're leaving, I guess.
07:11All right.
07:12Jordan's leaving over there.
07:13That delayed us five minutes, which is, like, a lot of tons.
07:16All right.
07:16Say.
07:17Hi.
07:17Wait.
07:18It worked?
07:18It worked.
07:19Thank you so much.
07:20No problem.
07:20I really appreciate it, but I got to go.
07:23What?
07:23So it actually worked.
07:24It worked?
07:24I'm going to grab my suitcase, my bag.
07:27We got everything.
07:28I want to run, but I can't because I injured my knee.
07:30So I'm basically just, like, hobbling.
07:31I look very worn out.
07:33I cannot believe they didn't make a cannon thing work.
07:35It doesn't look like there's a long line.
07:37Let's go.
07:37Okay.
07:38Challenge number one.
07:39I think I'm going to finish that.
07:40Oh, dude.
07:40I'm going to get through check.
07:41Look, look, look.
07:42Yeah.
07:42We got this easy.
07:43He's right there.
07:43I guess he checked his bag already.
07:46Whatever challenges I have to do, I'll bet Salish gave herself easier ones.
07:48Guys, he's right there.
07:50Colin, come on, come on, come on.
07:51Colin, let's go, let's go.
07:53I'm going through the security line right now.
07:55He's literally right there on my own right track.
07:57I just got through one, and my dad literally got stalked.
08:02I'm back in my disguise.
08:03I got to my dad.
08:04Actually, I got to go a little back.
08:06Look.
08:07Like, I'm so surprised he didn't notice me.
08:09I don't even have my mask on.
08:10But look, I'm hiding, like, behind this pool, and I don't think he can see me right now.
08:13So that's good.
08:14Okay, I'm caffeinated.
08:15Time for the next challenge.
08:17It is find gate 60-sef, and then say 6-7 until somebody in the crowd laughs.
08:24You can't stop yelling 6-7 until somebody laughs.
08:27And obviously, nobody's going to laugh, so I'm going to be the one that laughs.
08:31Guys, I just want to make it a point to him.
08:32It's not that hard to follow somebody and have them not notice.
08:35He's followed me a bunch of times, and I've always noticed he does way too much.
08:39I literally just have a hat, sunglasses, and a mask, and he hasn't noticed me this entire time that I've been following him.
08:45That is so awkward.
08:46You guys get the 6-7 thing?
08:48No.
08:49My daughter's obsessed, and now I've got to go shout it out in public.
08:51Let's go find gate 6-7.
08:53Oh, 6-7.
08:556-7.
08:56Also, Colin, check how I'm walking.
08:58Look at this.
09:00This is not the day to be walking all around in an airport doing challenges.
09:04It's not the day.
09:04My knee is hurt.
09:05I thought you just really had to go to the bathroom.
09:09Okay, I see him.
09:10I see him.
09:10I'm going to put the mask on.
09:11I'm just saying, if I knew we were filming, I would have done my hair better.
09:14I would have worn a different black t-shirt.
09:15You know, I would have gotten dressed up for it.
09:17Okay.
09:18Look, that's 72.
09:19So 6-7 would be this way.
09:216-7.
09:22All right, let's follow him.
09:23If he turns around, I'm cooked.
09:25Why are you walking in front of me?
09:29Shit.
09:29Turn down, turn down.
09:34I'm confused.
09:35Where is it?
09:36Guys, he's literally, he can definitely see me.
09:38I think we got to take a shuttle.
09:40We got to take a shuttle?
09:41We have to take a shuttle?
09:42No, it says 40 to 69.
09:44Please tell me I don't have to walk a lot.
09:45You might feel like take a ramp or something.
09:46All right, let's go.
09:47Let's go this way.
09:49I'm just going to keep my mask on for a couple minutes because he's literally right there.
09:53Look.
09:54I can't be too close.
09:56Somebody will hear me.
09:57Yeah, it's this way, gate 60 to 69.
09:59Oh, my God.
10:00This is, ow.
10:01Like, okay.
10:02What are you doing?
10:03Just watching me limp?
10:04Yeah, it's kind of funny.
10:04I'm not going to lie.
10:05All right.
10:06Fist bump.
10:07Oh, fist bump.
10:08Colin, what are you doing?
10:09No!
10:10I'm going, I'm going.
10:11Colin just tried to fist bump me.
10:13Colin, what are you doing?
10:14Nothing.
10:14I'm sorry.
10:15I had to tie my shoe.
10:15Datelish calls you up and says,
10:17hey, we're going to do a video where my dad has to do a bunch of challenges in the airport.
10:20What's she doing?
10:20I think she might have her own challenges.
10:21You know what?
10:22I'm kind of curious.
10:23My dad is calling me.
10:26Hey, dad.
10:26Why are you whispering?
10:27I was just asleep.
10:28Wait, you're asleep?
10:29Dude, I'm doing all these challenges in the airport.
10:31I thought you were doing challenges at the house.
10:33I did challenges and I was just taking a nap because the cameras aren't working and then
10:38I just woke up.
10:39Oh, all right.
10:40What are your challenges?
10:41What are you doing?
10:41Um, you'll see when you watch the video.
10:44Okay, why are you whispering?
10:45You're all alone in the house.
10:46Okay, whatever.
10:46I love you.
10:47Bye.
10:48Okay.
10:48I guess that's that.
10:49Mask is going back up.
10:51Gate 65.
10:52Let's hope I get all these done and then I win whatever I win.
10:55What are we even playing for?
10:56It's just for the love of the game.
10:58It's just for the love of the game?
10:59Oh, I found gate 67.
11:01It's literally right there.
11:03I'm just going to sit right here.
11:05This is embarrassing.
11:05What if I do it once?
11:06If nobody laughs?
11:08No, no, no, no.
11:08But Salish isn't even here.
11:09She'll never know.
11:10I don't know.
11:10I just got to sit right there.
11:12She's going to be super mad at me if I let you not do it.
11:14How will she know?
11:15She's not here.
11:16I don't know.
11:17She'll find a way.
11:18All right, here we go.
11:18This is awkward.
11:19I'm sorry I had a time for doing this, but this is gate 6-7.
11:23Woo!
11:24That was a woo, but it didn't count as a laugh, though.
11:28Gate 6-7.
11:29Okay, guys, I'm going to go behind this pole and I'm going to start laughing.
11:33Oh?
11:34Gate 6-7!
11:36Did you hear that?
11:41Wait, somebody just laughed.
11:45Did you hear that?
11:46Yeah, where was that?
11:47She literally just said, here, to laugh.
11:49It was a laugh over...
11:50Where do I go?
11:51Where do I go?
11:51Where do I go?
11:52Oh, maybe he was at the bar.
11:54Right.
11:54He's right there.
11:55I think I need to go, just in case.
11:57I took off my disguise for a couple minutes.
11:59Really uncomfortable, not even going to lie.
12:01I can't even imagine, like, my dad, because whenever he does a disguise like this, he always
12:06tries to wear aesthetics and whatever.
12:07I'm literally just uncomfortable with a hat and sunglasses.
12:10That was one of the most embarrassing moments on this channel, and that's saying a lot,
12:13so cue a few other embarrassing moments.
12:18Hey, everybody, I'm going to teach you how to get jacked like me.
12:22Next challenge from Salish is do a TikTok with a stranger.
12:26That's awkward.
12:26I don't know what TikTok fans to do, so I'm going to call Eliana.
12:29She knows TikTok.
12:30Hey, Ellie.
12:30Hi, Jordan.
12:31What's going on?
12:32I'm at the airport.
12:33Salish just gave me a challenge where I have to do a TikTok with a stranger.
12:37Oh, that's so embarrassing.
12:38Do you have any ideas of any TikTok I should do?
12:40Like, what trend should I do?
12:41You should do a K-pop dance.
12:42I don't know how to dance, and I have an injured knee.
12:44Oh, I've got it.
12:45What if I do the thing where it's like, and it's like, basically name your crush, and then
12:51it's my wife.
12:52I'm like, anybody else?
12:53No.
12:55I don't know what you were trying to do there.
12:59There you go.
12:59Five, six, seven, eight.
13:01Cha-cha, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
13:05You're a dancer, Ellie.
13:07That looks good.
13:08One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
13:12My dad has to make a TikTok with a stranger, and then I'm just going to try and go in the
13:16back and photobomb it.
13:17Do you want to do a TikTok?
13:19Excuse me, would you or your dog like to do a TikTok with me?
13:22She is not very friendly.
13:24This is going to be harder than I thought.
13:25I'm watching him through the camera right now.
13:26You don't want to do a TikTok with me, do you?
13:28Sir, would you like to do a TikTok with me?
13:30Uh, no thanks.
13:31Taylor said I had to do a TikTok with an adult to make it even harder.
13:34No chance you want to do a TikTok with me, right?
13:36No.
13:37My dad is right there.
13:38I need to get out of here.
13:40Do I ask a man or a woman?
13:42Both of them are going to think I'm weird.
13:43No chance you want to do a TikTok, right?
13:46She's literally going around to people asking to do a TikTok with them, and none of them
13:50want to do a TikTok with him.
13:52I'm so sorry to interrupt you.
13:53Are you interested in doing a TikTok by any chance?
13:54It's a challenge for my daughter.
13:57Like, just do a TikTok with me?
13:58No.
13:58Yeah, okay, cool.
14:00Cool, cool, cool.
14:01You go sit.
14:07What?
14:07Guys, I accidentally just dropped my phone, and my dad looked over here.
14:10That was not good.
14:11All right, this is me.
14:12I guess we have to bump hips.
14:13Kind of awkward, because we don't know each other.
14:15He's doing TikTok.
14:16I'm going to go in the background.
14:17Let's go.
14:18Excuse me, anybody want to film a quick TikTok for me?
14:20Here we go.
14:21Ready?
14:21Two, two, three.
14:28One more?
14:28There.
14:30Okay.
14:31Not the best ever?
14:33I just did it.
14:33I just did it.
14:34I just did it.
14:35I just did it.
14:35Oh, my gosh.
14:36Oh, my gosh.
14:37Oh, my gosh.
14:37Wait, I'm scared.
14:37Now I'm scared.
14:38I'm scared.
14:38I'm scared.
14:38I'm scared.
14:39Oh, wow.
14:39That's dad energy.
14:41Oh, that's awkward.
14:42Okay, thank you.
14:43That was good.
14:44That was good.
14:44He's going to watch the video back.
14:46He might recognize me.
14:47I'm cooked.
14:47I'm actually cooked, bro.
14:49We got that.
14:49Hold on.
14:50Let me just play that again.
14:53Oh, do you know how to edit?
14:54Wait, wait.
14:55What?
14:57Nothing.
14:59Weird.
14:59Okay.
15:00Do we need to redo it?
15:01Why is it?
15:01No, it's all good.
15:02It's good.
15:02He looks really confused right now.
15:04I'm going to sit right behind this pole.
15:06You can't see anything from this pole.
15:07If that person hadn't walked in the background, it would have been perfect.
15:10Like one person walks in the background the whole time.
15:12Having like barely any disguise is way better than any prosthetic that my dad has ever done.
15:17This is going to be like the easiest $500 I've ever made.
15:20I want to like go to dinner with my friends.
15:23Obviously, I'm not going to spend $500 at dinner.
15:25Like I would probably go to like In-N-Out or something.
15:27I have a couple more things that I'm going to do before I go sit on the plane next to my dad,
15:32which I'm kind of scared for, but I'm really excited too.
15:34Next challenge is go the wrong way up a long escalator.
15:38This is bad.
15:39And also, I've got a bad knee, so it's not going to be easy.
15:41All right, let's go find a long one.
15:42Can this count as long?
15:43Are you kidding?
15:44That's so short, dude.
15:45You are such a Karen today.
15:46This is long enough if you've got a bad knee.
15:48I'm just here to enforce the rules given by Salish.
15:51All right, so we have to find a longer one?
15:52Way longer.
15:53That's so short.
15:54Guys, he's here.
15:56Right there.
15:57I'm going to stay here.
16:00Dude, you're getting a little too close to him.
16:02Come on.
16:03You got to go.
16:03I'm leaving.
16:05Fist bump.
16:05Hold on.
16:06I don't want your fist bump.
16:08Why are you so slow?
16:09I got in your shoes.
16:10You keep stomping.
16:11The laces keep coming untied.
16:12I'm trying to figure out the best way to tie it.
16:14For the next challenge, I actually need to bump into my dad without him realizing it's
16:19me, and I've got the perfect idea.
16:21Okay, this is awkward.
16:22I left Colin at the top to get me running up, and now I have to go here, barely walk, and
16:27then I've got to run all the way back up there.
16:29Okay, I'm just going to go for it.
16:30I'm just going for it.
16:31He's at the bottom.
16:32Hey, Colin, can you stop being so obvious and tell him to stop?
16:34Stop it.
16:35Can you just give me a fist bump?
16:35He keeps on stopping.
16:37Yeah.
16:37I'm so sorry.
16:38This is a challenge.
16:39It was a dare by my daughter.
16:40I'm really sorry.
16:41Else I have a hurt knee.
16:42It's no fun.
16:43So sorry.
16:44Excuse me.
16:44I'm so sorry.
16:45Excuse me.
16:46Excuse me.
16:46I'm sorry.
16:47I'm sorry.
16:47Excuse me.
16:47I'm sorry.
16:48I'm so sorry.
16:50Sorry.
16:50That person wouldn't move.
16:51Oh my God.
16:52My legs are burning.
16:53Oh Lord.
16:54Please be over.
16:57I just walked into him.
16:59He didn't say anything.
16:59We've got to go, go, go.
17:00That was kind of impressive.
17:01That's good exercise.
17:02All right, guys.
17:02He's definitely still there.
17:03I can hear him right now.
17:04Yeah, look.
17:05It's going up.
17:07That's not normal.
17:08Up an escalator.
17:09Thanks, Salish.
17:10This is insane that he hasn't noticed me.
17:13It's so obvious that I'm right here.
17:15I literally walked right past him.
17:17Again.
17:17I only need to get close to him one more time and I win.
17:20Your call has been forwarded to the voicemail.
17:22Okay, let's just see the next challenge.
17:24I just got on vacation and he texted me and called me.
17:27I need to hide from him and call him back.
17:29I'm going to read my next.
17:30Oh, she's calling me back.
17:32Hi, Dan.
17:32Hey, where were you?
17:33I was sleeping.
17:34So sorry, my bad.
17:35Still sleeping.
17:36Okay, you might want to get started on your challenges.
17:38I've done like a couple of my challenges and I have to do a couple more.
17:42It's been a long time since I've been in a video by myself.
17:44No, Dan, I've been doing stuff.
17:45Okay, okay.
17:46By the way, I just ran up that escalator and you remember how I injured my knee?
17:50Yeah.
17:50So there's not going to be any more running challenges, are there?
17:52Because I could barely climb up.
17:55Dude, somebody like literally wouldn't let me, wouldn't get out of the way.
17:58They were taking up the whole space and they wouldn't get out of the way.
17:59I'm climbing.
18:00I'm, excuse me, excuse me.
18:01And they just bumped into me.
18:02Are you okay?
18:03Like, were they mad?
18:03No, I'm fine.
18:04They were little.
18:05Thanks for re-injuring my knee and let's not do any more running stuff.
18:08I'm going to do my next thing because I've got to catch the plane soon.
18:09Okay, let me back.
18:10I've got to use the bathroom and then we'll do the next challenge.
18:11Give me one minute.
18:12Oh my gosh, no way.
18:13He was literally talking about me.
18:14This person wouldn't move and they were like short and they would not move.
18:18He was literally talking about me.
18:19My dad is right over there.
18:21So I'm going to go right over here.
18:23So it's not as obvious.
18:25Guys, I don't have to go to the bathroom.
18:26I just wanted to tell you something.
18:28I know Salish is here.
18:30That was Salish on the escalator.
18:31I know it for a fact.
18:33Salish, how much more obvious could you make it?
18:34You don't think I would know my own kid?
18:36Like I figured it might be you when I saw you behind the TikTok, but now I know for
18:40absolute certain.
18:41Is he vlogging himself or is he calling someone?
18:43Because I literally asked Colin to go with him so that he could film him, but it looks
18:48like he's vlogging.
18:49Okay, this is my video now and I'm taking over the voiceover.
18:52Salish, you couldn't put a little more effort into it?
18:54Like try some prosthetics, maybe a different outfit.
18:56At least you think sunglasses and a hoodie is all you need to do.
18:59I'm telling you guys that I know Salish is here, but I cannot tell Colin because I'm
19:03sure Colin is team Salish and in on this whole thing.
19:05He always is.
19:06So whenever I'm with Colin, I'm going to pretend like I have no idea what's happening.
19:09But when I'm vlogging with just you guys, I'm going to tell you what I'm thinking.
19:12And right now I'm thinking that I am going to mess with her because she's doing this so
19:16she can make 500 bucks.
19:18I remember the bet, but instead she's got to do whatever I say for the next 24 hours.
19:22He's definitely vlogging.
19:23What is he vlogging about?
19:24I'm kind of nervous that he suspects something with me, but I don't really know what to do.
19:30My daughter Autumn is obsessed with Salish.
19:32Oh, Salish is right over there in a hoodie.
19:37But listen, you got to do me a favor.
19:38You can go say hi to her, but don't tell her I told you that I know that she's here.
19:43I know Salish would never turn down a photo.
19:45So if this works, that will confirm that it's her.
19:48Well, that confirms it.
19:49I mean, I knew it already, but that triple confirms it.
19:51That is Salish.
19:52She's got the little hoodie on that looks exactly like what she wears to school every day.
19:56And she thought I wouldn't know it's her.
19:57Not that easy, little girl.
19:59So the question I have is, is she getting on the plane with me?
20:02Is that her plan?
20:02I'll bet you it is.
20:03But I'm going to find out for sure by checking our American Express.
20:06He's still vlogging himself.
20:08Why is he vlogging himself so much?
20:10Okay, I just checked recent Amex purchases, and I guess Lauren bought Salish a ticket.
20:15Oh, this is so good.
20:17Oh my God, they're both in on it.
20:19So Salish, I'm sure has a ticket on the same flight that I have, and she's going to mess
20:23with me on the plane.
20:24No, you're not, little girl, because I already know it's you.
20:26Who is he FaceTiming?
20:27Oh, wait, Colin.
20:28I'm going to grab a little quick bite, okay?
20:30You can chill.
20:30Just go grab something.
20:33What are you doing?
20:33You're just eating in the middle of the open without any...
20:35What does it look like I'm doing?
20:36You don't have your disguise done.
20:37I'm hungry.
20:38He just went to the bathroom.
20:38He could be out any minute.
20:39At least put on a hood or something.
20:41I'm trying to help you here.
20:43Let's see what the next challenge...
20:45Um, you know, my leg is hurting.
20:51Can we just take a break?
20:52Why is he...
20:53Why is he doing that?
20:55Wait, no.
20:55Why are we taking a break?
20:56I'm sorry.
20:57My leg is just killing.
20:58I just need one second.
20:59This is too fun.
21:00I know she's freaking out right now.
21:02So my daughter, who's at the house and is making me do a series of challenges around the
21:06terminal, I have to do awkward things.
21:08I knew she would leave, and she even forgot her water bottle.
21:11Excuse me.
21:11I think he left her water.
21:14I'll just go.
21:15Go.
21:15Keep walking.
21:16Keep walking.
21:17Genuinely, what just happened?
21:18Why did you make him sit right next to me?
21:19I didn't make him do anything.
21:21He said his leg hurt.
21:21Does he know?
21:22I think he might be getting onto you, though.
21:23Just so you know, that was my daughter sitting right there, and she thinks she can disguise
21:27herself by just wearing glasses and a hoodie.
21:29But I know it's her.
21:30Anyway, I'm going to go just mess with her some more.
21:32Take care.
21:32All right.
21:33Bye-bye.
21:33Okay.
21:34I said I was going to go give you a water, so I can't come back with a water in hand.
21:38He's coming.
21:38He's coming.
21:39He's coming.
21:39Go.
21:39Go.
21:39Go.
21:41Nothing.
21:43I don't know what else Salish has planned, but I can't wait to confront her right at the
21:47very end and tell her that her disguise didn't fool me for a second.
21:52Well, it did for a few seconds.
21:54Colin said that my dad was starting to recognize me, but I don't know how he recognized me.
21:58If I wasn't myself, but I was myself, and then I saw myself, I wouldn't recognize myself.
22:03And my location literally says that I'm not at home.
22:06All right, Colin, before we do the next challenge, I'm just going to grab a coffee.
22:08Okay, you can just sip.
22:10You want something?
22:10Uh, no, I'm good.
22:11All right, cool.
22:12My dad is going to Starbucks.
22:13I can see him through, like, the tip-toe window a little bit.
22:16Yeah, but let's go follow him.
22:17Just be discreet.
22:18So if you saw last year's video when I was in disguise following Salish while she traveled
22:22across the country, you might remember that she bought a Starbucks and one for me to mess
22:26with me.
22:27What?
22:27She just ordered a peppermint mocha.
22:29That's my drink.
22:30And then she just walked away.
22:31What?
22:32Well, I'm going to do the same thing to her right now.
22:34All right, he's ordering some Starbucks right now.
22:36May I please have a tall peppermint mocha half pump and tall pink drink, please?
22:42I have a plan.
22:43I have a plan.
22:44I'm sorry.
22:45I don't film him, but I don't think he'll notice me because I'm just going to have it
22:48like this.
22:51Why is he filming himself?
22:52Okay, so yes, I'm going to make myself a cafe mocha, but I'm actually going to add a lot
22:59of extra sugar to it.
23:00And I just ordered a pink drink.
23:03Wait, why would he order pink drinks?
23:05He hates pink drinks.
23:07So I'm waiting for Colin to come back and just vlogging my day.
23:10Oh, that's my name.
23:11Why is he vlogging?
23:17Guys, he knows.
23:20He definitely knows.
23:21He's not as easy as it looks.
23:23Whether or not Salish takes the pink drink I left, I'm going to keep playing along until
23:27I catch her at the very last moment.
23:30This is going to be fun.
23:31He definitely wants me to get it so that he can prove that I'm here.
23:35I definitely think he might know.
23:36Oh.
23:37What?
23:38Wait.
23:39Why does he keep all stopping and turning around?
23:42Sorry, I just wanted to get something from Starbucks.
23:44What are you?
23:44Another thing from Starbucks?
23:46Bro, my dad is being so suspicious right now.
23:48I was thinking about getting some sugar.
23:51No.
23:52Still good.
23:53What?
23:54Sorry.
23:54I just got confused there for a sec.
23:57I definitely do think he's on to me.
23:59Like, even Colin thinks he's on to me.
24:02What?
24:02Nothing.
24:03If he's on to me, I can't really do anything.
24:05Oh, yeah.
24:05Yeah.
24:05This long walk again.
24:07But at least I know that Salish is back at home doing whatever she's doing, right?
24:11I should have got, like, a hypnotist to hypnotize him.
24:14Wait.
24:14I just got to stretch out here a little.
24:16What?
24:17What is he doing?
24:18Ah.
24:19Oh, my God.
24:20I just kind of wish that Salish wasn't making me walk so much, you know?
24:23She's just at the house being lazy like always.
24:26Right.
24:26And I'm here walking and running up escalators, and she's doing lazy nothing things.
24:33I am barely ever at home.
24:34I think he's just trying to, like, annoy me and push my buttons or whatever so that I come.
24:39And I'm like, hey, like, what the heck?
24:40But, Dad, I'm not going to fall for that when you're watching this video.
24:43One more challenge, and then I got to get on the plane.
24:45But I've won whatever it is I'm winning because I'm going to be able to do this last challenge,
24:48which is, by the way, arm wrestle with a stranger, and that person has to be wearing an orange shirt.
24:54The final challenge is the arm wrestle.
24:56I hired a bodybuilder to come arm wrestle him, so we'll see how that goes.
25:01I actually might not make the plane now because who would have a random orange shirt on?
25:05Nobody wears orange.
25:06I'm going to hide in this door and wait for my dad to go so that I can walk by.
25:11He's right there.
25:12He's right there.
25:12Colin, I have a weird feeling that there will be somebody in an orange shirt at our gate.
25:17What gate are we at?
25:18Orange shirt, right?
25:20Yeah.
25:22Why was he just looking over at me?
25:24I'm sorry, but...
25:25Sorry, I just thought of something funny.
25:30What?
25:31Remember when we did the Netflix video and I was in costume?
25:34Yeah.
25:34Remember how long that took?
25:35That was like four hours of prosthetics and makeup to do that, and she still knew me like that.
25:39Oh, Jordan?
25:40Yeah.
25:41Look behind you.
25:46He found the orange shirt guy.
25:47So you're saying, I got to go ask that dude if he wants to arm wrestle because he's the only person in this whole terminal wearing an orange shirt.
25:53Jordan, I'm not going to lie.
25:53Jordan, I'm not going to lie.
25:54Your odds are not looking great.
25:55Okay.
25:56Excuse me, sir.
25:57He's right there.
25:58I got a weird question to ask you.
26:01My daughter has challenged me to challenge somebody in an orange shirt to an arm wrestling contest.
26:07So, do you want to arm wrestle real quick?
26:10Uh, yeah.
26:11Sure, why not?
26:11Okay, guys.
26:12Okay, guys.
26:13My dad is about to arm wrestle the guy in the orange shirt.
26:16I asked the bodybuilder to go extra slow at beating my dad so I have time to mess with him and throw something at him.
26:24I just want everybody to know that I've been challenged to do this.
26:27I'm going to show off my guns now.
26:29Huh?
26:30You didn't see that coming, did you?
26:31You didn't see that thing coming.
26:32Here we go.
26:33Okay.
26:34There's like a whole crowd watching them.
26:36Look at that thing.
26:37Oh my god, look at the arm.
26:38This is so embarrassing.
26:39Yeah, it's not looking good for me.
26:41I actually hope my dad wins.
26:42Okay.
26:43That would be like cool.
26:44Three, two, one.
26:45Okay.
26:46Oh.
26:47Oh.
26:48What?
26:49I just threw my hat at him and he didn't react at all.
26:54Look.
26:56He's playing with me.
26:58Come on.
26:59Actually, am I actually that strong?
27:00No.
27:01Ow.
27:02Okay, so you were playing with me.
27:06Wait, how many people just filmed that?
27:08And then somebody threw their hat at me.
27:11All right, well, I'm going to keep this.
27:13I think I should go.
27:14And now I don't have a hat for disguise.
27:16Our gate is 75.
27:17I don't want my dad to see me until I get onto the plane.
27:21So I'm just going to hide like right behind this corner thing.
27:24With all the challenges completed, all that's left is to board the plane.
27:27But first, I'm going to FaceTime Salish right now and tell her I'm done
27:30and say goodbye to her because I'm about to get on the plane totally alone.
27:33Basically, I'm going to wait for my dad to board and I'm going to board right after him
27:38so that he doesn't notice me before I'm sitting on the plane right next to him.
27:45My dad's calling.
27:46He's FaceTiming me.
27:47What do I do?
27:48What do I do?
27:49What do I do?
27:50Turn your camera on real quick so I can say goodbye to you.
27:52Oh, I'm so sorry.
27:53It's not working.
27:54I'm going to the Apple store to get it fixed today.
27:57The audio works, which is not the camera?
27:59Yeah.
28:00Oh, weird.
28:01Okay.
28:02So anyway, I just wanted to let you know that I finished all the challenges.
28:04Oh, good job.
28:05Yeah.
28:06And now I'm getting on the plane.
28:07Cool.
28:08Have you started boarding yet?
28:09About to, but I guess I'll see you tomorrow, right?
28:11I think we land at like seven.
28:13So I'll see you at seven tomorrow.
28:14Six, seven, right?
28:15Six, seven.
28:16Yeah.
28:17All right.
28:18Love you.
28:19Okay.
28:20Bye.
28:21Okay.
28:22Well, I'm going to get on.
28:23So Colin, I should give you my audio and mics and stuff.
28:24Yeah.
28:25He's right there.
28:26Do you guys see him?
28:27See ya.
28:28Thanks Colin.
28:29Yeah.
28:30Weird.
28:31This has been the weirdest day.
28:32Yeah.
28:33Okay.
28:34See ya.
28:35He's boarding right now.
28:36You guys are boarding.
28:37Give me a second.
28:38Suit up, suit up.
28:39Okay.
28:40See ya.
28:41Just kidding.
28:42He's taking his arms in.
28:44I'm going to wait five minutes, I think.
28:46And then I'm going to go forward.
28:47And then I'm going to sit next to him.
28:49And I win if we take off and he doesn't notice.
28:52And then right when we take off, I'm going to be like, hi dad.
28:54And he's going to be like, what?
28:55No.
28:56Okay.
28:57So I don't really have a plan for exactly how I'm going to tell Salish I know it's her.
29:00But I got to tell her pretty quick because I have a feeling she thinks she's going to win this challenge.
29:05But that's not going to happen.
29:06I don't see her back there.
29:08And I don't see her in here.
29:10All right guys, I just boarded my flight.
29:14Now I'm just going through here.
29:16I'm still going to put my mask on.
29:20Oh, and look who just boarded and forgot to put on her hood.
29:23I have my disguise on when we're about to go.
29:27You didn't even bother to put her hat on because she forgot that she threw it at me.
29:33So how is she going to hide her hair?
29:35Sorry.
29:36Usually it's better to put your hood on before you sit in the seat I think.
29:41No!
29:42How?
29:43How?
29:44How did you know?
29:45You can take your mask off.
29:46How did you know?
29:47You can take your mask off.
29:48How did you know?
29:49You can take your mask off.
29:50How did you know?
29:51You walked in here with a hood down.
29:52What did you think?
29:53I don't know your hair.
29:54I forgot.
29:55When did you figure it out?
29:56I figured it out.
29:57Like when you walked past the TikTok and definitely when you tried to bump me on the escalator,
30:01that was the worst.
30:02Your little body.
30:03I know your body language thing.
30:04Okay.
30:05So guess what?
30:06You have to do whatever I say for the next 34 hours.
30:09And I'd like the window seat.
30:10Okay.
30:11Okay.
30:12Okay.
30:13So guess what?
30:14You have to do whatever I say for the next 34 hours.
30:15Oh.
30:16And I'd like the window seat.
30:17Okay.
30:18Okay.
30:19So guess what?
30:20You have to do whatever I say for the next 34 hours.
30:22Oh.
30:23And I'd like the window seat.
30:24Get up.
30:25Get up.
30:26Excuse me.
30:27Also, I'm going to want soda all day.
30:29Okay.
30:30I'm going to want at least 20 cranberries and soda.
30:32Okay?
30:33You can get 20 cranberries and soda.
30:34You'll be getting it for me.
30:35And then when we get there.
30:36That's so embarrassing.
30:37I think I'm going to want you to make me dinner.
30:40Okay.
30:41I've got to have a fun 24 hours ahead of me.
30:43Oh my gosh.
30:44Okay, Salish.
30:45Next time, put on some prosthetics.
30:46Make an effort.
30:47That was horrible.
30:48Okay.
30:49Okay.
30:50Bye.
30:51Bye.
30:52Bye.
30:53Bye.
30:54Bye.