00:00Well, who's another name that's on your radar or another player too
00:04that we haven't talked about yet that you feel like either has potential
00:08to be a winner on the PGA Tour or keep their card this coming year?
00:13Any names stick out to you?
00:17Guys that could win.
00:18I think Pearson Cootie gets a win this year.
00:21Now, I know it's kind of cheating with him because we've all thought of him
00:25as a PGA Tour player more so than a Cornfree Tour player.
00:28But I think he wins in 2026.
00:31I got to tell you quickly, James, about what happened last night.
00:35So we got stuck in the blender, James.
00:42For those who missed the last episode, go back and listen to the very end.
00:45Go to the very end, scroll all the way to the end,
00:47and just listen to the Pearson Cootie comp.
00:50I'm giving out my breakout players of 2026 all in different kind of categories.
00:55And I get to my last guy, and I told Charlie, I was like,
00:59this guy, Pearson Cootie, it makes no sense of where he is on the stat sheet,
01:05but also what his status is on the PGA Tour.
01:08This guy finished 110th in the fall.
01:11I'm just telling you, if you give this guy a full season on the PGA Tour,
01:14he's going to end up at the Tour Championship.
01:18And then Charlie's like, dude, he's got a full card.
01:20I was like, what are you talking about?
01:21He played 17 times in the PGA Tour.
01:23He's like, hold on.
01:25Yeah, he got his Corn Fairy Tour card this year.
01:27I was like, wait, how?
01:30I was totally lost in the woods that Pearson Cootie was going back and forth this past season.
01:37But the stats, dude, I mean, you wouldn't believe how good his metrics are on the PGA Tour,
01:44what he's capable of accomplishing.
01:45So I am all in on the Cootie train this coming season,
01:49but I just had to briefly tell you this because I knew you were going to laugh about,
01:53guy, this guy's an idiot.
01:54You know, yeah, of course he was playing.
01:56It's kind of amazing to finish a split schedule 12th in the Corn Fairy Tour
02:00and 110th in the PGA Tour.
02:01I mean, that's mind-blowing.
02:03Yeah, and I think I watched the cut show or something they had at the end of last year,
02:09and I think someone was interviewing him.
02:11They didn't even know because he was playing well and he made the cut.
02:15I think he made the cut on the number or made it by one at the RSM,
02:19and whoever was interviewing him was like,
02:21oh, you know, what do you need to do to get your card this year?
02:24And he's like, well, he's kind of laughing because he's like,
02:26I've kind of already got it.
02:28This is just for a better category.
02:31Got me.
