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00:00Surprise!
00:02Uy, anak!
00:03Ano ba, daddy?
00:05Mr. Park?
00:06Anong ginagawa mo dito?
00:07Di ba nasa Hong Kong ka?
00:09Oo.
00:10Eh, kasi naisip ko 25 years na ako nagtatrabaho dun.
00:13Parang deserve ko naman ata magpahinga.
00:15Eh, kasi tinan mo ikaw nakakaingit ka, oh.
00:17Retired ka na.
00:19Eh, kaya nga ako nagretire dahil may trabaho ka na eh.
00:22Pambihiraan nung lalamuni natin ngayon.
00:24Napakatamad mo, bata ka!
00:30Surprise!
00:32I'm home!
00:34Bakit ganyan yung reaction ninyo?
00:36Bakit parang malungkot kayo?
00:38Ngayon na nakabalik na ako,
00:40pagkatapos ng sampung taon,
00:42na nasa Saudi Arabia ako,
00:44bakit gano'n?
00:46Hindi kami masena na nandito ka.
00:48Bakit?
00:49Kasi naman, o.
00:50Aalis dapat kami bukas eh.
00:52Bibisitahin ka namin.
00:53Ang yan, may tiket na kami, oh.
00:54Oh!
00:55Kasi naman, o.
00:56Sana!
00:57Sana!
00:58Sana!
00:59Sana!
01:00Sana!
01:01Sana!
01:02Sana!
01:03Sana!
01:04Sana!
01:05Sana!
01:06Sana!
01:07Sana!
01:08Sana!
01:09Sana!
01:10Sana!
01:11Sana!
01:12Sana!
01:13Sana!
01:14Sana!
01:15Sana!
01:24O mai!
01:25O.
01:26O, love!
01:27Maaikis!
01:28O naman, di ka mali nagsabi sa'kin,
01:29nagka problema ka pala sa trabaho!
01:30O, talaga!
01:31Ikaw may problema ka sa'kin!
01:33Alam mo may nagsabi sa'kin sa Saudi,
01:35sinumbong ka sa'kin, ha!
01:37Wala ka do'n naiipon na pera!
01:41Naiipon na pera?
01:42Paano ako makakaipon, eh wala ka lamang pinapadala?
01:44Ayan naman pinapadala.
01:52Sir, pumunta ko dito para magharap ng trabaho.
01:55Hindi ko naman lang natatatuhin niyo ako ng ganito.
01:58Kalimutan niyo na lang nababaay ako pero tatuwin niyo naman ako bilang tao.
02:02Excuse me, miss.
02:03Mukha bang may pakialam ako?
02:05I'm sorry wala akong pakialam.
02:06Out, out!
02:08I don't want you here in this company.
02:09Out!
02:15Next!
02:24Come on.
02:27Why did you go up again?
02:28Did you go up again?
02:32Now, you're going up again.
02:36What did you say?
02:38I went up again,
02:40and then you found me,
02:41and I went up again.
02:42I was going up again.
02:44Why did you say to me?
02:46You forgot to be a applicant.
02:48You're a applicant, right?
02:50You're a applicant.
02:51I'm the manager here.
02:53And then you're going to say to me.
02:55Do you think I'll take care of you?
02:57I'll just go back.
02:59No, no, no, no.
03:01You're not going to take care of me.
03:03You're not going to take care of me.
03:05You're not going to take care of me.
03:07You're going to take care of me.
03:12Okay.
03:13Don't you know?
03:14It's amazing.
03:15You've got your idea.
03:16Okay.
03:17We'll take care of you from work.
03:19So we'll fight you.
03:20Do you?
03:21Take care of me.
03:23You're not going to take care of me.
03:25That's just a contract?
03:26There's a contract?
03:27You're a contract?
03:28Okay.
03:29There's that.
03:30You'll take care of me, huh?
03:32I'll step ahead.
03:33Look.
03:34That's being paid for me.
03:35That's how you do.
03:36Okay.
03:37Now you're right!
03:38Wait, wait!
03:39What are you doing?
03:43I quit!
03:44Hey, sir!
03:45You can't do that with me.
03:47You can fire me!
03:49I need to go.
03:50Wait, wait, wait!
03:52What can you do to return to your company?
03:56Okay.
03:57One hundred thousand pesos and position.
04:00One hundred thousand pesos?
04:01Okay, deal!
04:02What position do you want?
04:03Uh...
04:05Vice President of Kakarine.
04:07Vice President!
04:08Okay, huh?
04:09You know what?
04:10That's right.
04:11Okay, let's go.
04:12Vice President!
04:14Let's see.
04:15You're a promise!
04:16Don't let him go!
04:18No!
04:19When you become Vice President,
04:20don't let him go!
04:21I'm going to fire you!
04:22Yes, sir!
04:23Okay?
04:24Okay?
04:25Okay, okay.
04:26Now, Mr. Vice President,
04:28you are fired!
04:29You're fired!
04:30You're fired!
04:31You're fired!
04:32You're fired!
04:33Why not?
04:34Because you're manager.
04:35I'm the Vice President
04:37of this company.
04:38You are fired!
04:39You are fired!
04:42Bye!
04:43We can talk about it.
04:44My right hand,
04:46he's from Transylvania.
04:48972 years old,
04:50Rexus Magnus.
04:52Yeah!
04:54Yeah!
04:55Yeah!
04:56Wow!
04:57Wow!
04:58Wow!
04:59Wow!
05:00Wow!
05:01Magandang gabi,
05:02mga giliw kong taga-subaybay.
05:04Narito muli ang inyong lingkod
05:07na si Tita Hermine Hilda.
05:39Just do it with a bubblegum.
05:53Sandali!
05:59Hi po, ma'am. Ma'am, ako po yung tumawag sa inyo last week.
06:03Nagpa-schedule po ako ng...
06:05Ah, ay! Oo!
06:07Halika, halika, halika. Pasok ka.
06:09Hindi ka naman nagdanakaw ng mga kung ano-ano.
06:11Ay, hindi naman oo, ma'am. Ito ba, ID ko?
06:13Oo, naga, dyan po.
06:15Ako yung nirefer ni, ano, ni Maita, yung friend nyo.
06:19Oo, oo, oo, nasabi ni sa akin.
06:21Ay, ito yung ID mo, oo.
06:22Ay, salamat po.
06:23So, bali, ma'am, kaya po ako nagpunta dito
06:25kasi meron po akong isang napakagandang iyo-offer po sa inyo.
06:29Ay, gano'n? Sige, sige, sige. Ano yan?
06:31Oo, ah, meron po akong nakahanda dito,
06:33meron po akong...
06:35mga memorial plan.
06:40Oo, at nandito po ako para mag-present.
06:44So, okay lang po ba?
06:46Nasimula ka yung presentation?
06:47Sige, sige.
06:48Okay po, sige po. Sandali, ha?
06:50Lain ko lang po.
06:51Kasi po, di po sa Hermes Memorial.
06:54Bali po sa Hermes Memorial.
06:56Kami po, customer po namin ang laging na uwi na.
07:01So, in as little as, ah, ten years,
07:04mababalik na po yung dineposito nyo.
07:07So, ah, nung nakikita nyo po,
07:10marami po talagang advantage.
07:12So, ma'am, ano po?
07:14Ano po ang masasabi nyo dun sa offer ko?
07:18Um, alam mo sa totoo lang, wala kasi akong pambili niyan eh.
07:23Nung hindi ko pa yan maka-afford.
07:26Ah, ganun po ba?
07:28Well, ma'am kasi po, ah,
07:30ang kailangan nyo lang po siguro, eh,
07:32magkaroon ng mga extra job.
07:34Ganyan, pwede po kayong mag, ah, weekend,
07:36so, kaya mag night job.
07:37Meron din po akong brochure dito.
07:39So, in case, kung gusto nyo po na mag-apply,
07:42pwede po kayo mag-apply dito po sa mga to.
07:45Nagbumuhan na po ako ng listan.
07:46Para po magkaroon kayo ng extra money, extra budget.
07:49Yung po yung gamitin nyo para po dun sa, ah, sa plan.
07:52Tingin nyo po.
07:53Hindi, ah, alam mo, bata pa naman ako eh.
07:56Hindi naman ako siguro mamamatay.
07:58Ay, mam, hindi po natin masasabi yan.
08:00Kasi po, mamaya naglalakad kayo sa labas,
08:02ma-hold up kayo, masaksa kayo sa liig,
08:03sigurado patay kayo.
08:05O kaya pag uwi nyo, baka hindi nyo na mabuksan yung lock nyo,
08:07masunog yung bahay nyo, mamatay kayo dito matusta kayo.
08:10May kaibigan nga ako natutulog lang, biglang namatay.
08:13Baka o pagtulog nyo, hindi nyo masabi.
08:15Hindi na ako magising.
08:16Bakalang ba, hindi, hindi naman naman.
08:18Hindi naman naman.
08:19Dito na lang, ah, ano pangalan mo?
08:21Jeremy po.
08:22Oo, oo, oo.
08:23Ah, yung kapitbahay namin yung may pulang gate.
08:25Opo.
08:26Alam mo yun, ah, diabetic yun, tapos may asma rin ata yun.
08:30Malamang, yun bumili nitong plan mo.
08:33Talaga po.
08:34Ha? Oo, dun ka na lang mag-alok, ha?
08:36Sige po, mam.
08:37Ay, di mo, oh.
08:38Salamat po.
08:39Sige.
08:40Medyo nasesense ko na parang ayaw nyo nga po bumili ng plano ko.
08:45Hindi kaya nasiyahan sa presentation ko.
08:47Pero just in case po, eto po yung number ko.
08:50In case lang, oh, ma-isipan yung tawagan kami.
08:53Sige, salamat na.
08:54Malangay ng plano ko.
08:56Ay.
08:58Uy, ang ganda naman ang payong. Masa ko binili?
09:00Ay, hindi po akin to.
09:02Bali po, ano po to eh, sa kumpanya po.
09:04Pag kumuha ko kayo ng memorial plan, may free po na ganito.
09:08Ha?
09:09Oo.
09:10Naku, ikaw naman.
09:11Ba't hindi mo sinabi?
09:12Ang ganda-ganda nitong payong mo.
09:14Akin na yung kontrata. Ilabas mo na.
09:15Kontrata po?
09:16Kukuha ako!
09:17Eto.
09:18Kaman!
09:19Kina-kina-kina-kina bilis!
09:21Ano?
09:22Matagal na ako nag-alap ng ganyan eh.
09:24Kala, okay na.
09:25Ay!
09:26Ay!
09:27Ay!
09:28Ay!
09:29Ganda-ganda naman ito!
09:30Ay!
09:31Ay!
09:32Ay!
09:33Ay!
09:34Sa wakas!
09:35Pa din ako mamatay!
09:43Sir!
09:44Pat mo ka yung channel na doon sa basketball.
09:46Ayaw ko yun.
09:47Babo!
09:51Uy!
09:52You know?
09:53You know?
09:54Aba!
09:55Mabuti naman naisipan mo pang umuwi.
09:57Dahil sampung taon kami nagpasko na hindi ka malang nagpapakita.
10:01Ah, pasensyo na kayo ah.
10:03Nagka-amnesya kasi ako eh.
10:05Kaya, nakalimut ako.
10:08Palagay ko nga nagka-amnesya ka.
10:10Ha, bakit?
10:11Nakalimuta mo ba?
10:13May atraso ka sa amin.
10:14Buti na lang, umuwi ka!
10:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
10:17Palika nito!
10:18Palika nito!
10:19Palika nito!
10:20Ha!
10:21Guibinyan!
10:22Guibinyan!
10:35Tul!
10:36Bumalik na ako, Tul!
10:37Kuya, bakit?
10:38Bakit bigla ka mo eh?
10:39Di ba nasa gera ka?
10:40Oo eh.
10:41Isasawa na ako sa gera eh.
10:42Gusto ko naman yung peaceful, yung kapayapaan.
10:45No, kuya, nagkaka-amali ka na disisyon.
10:47Gera din yung pinuntaan mo dito.
10:49Ha!
10:50Sa ganun ka!
10:51Alam mo ang limasa!
10:52Alam mo ang limasa!
10:53Alam mo ang limasa!
10:54Alam mo ang limasa!
10:55Alam mo ang limasa!
10:56Alam mo ang limasa.
10:57Alam mo ang lima naman!
10:58Alam mo ang lima naman!
10:59Alam mo ang lima naman!
11:00Pilipan mo na!
11:01Pinapakangan mo talaga!
11:02Pura na!
11:06Liyos po.
11:08Thank you very much.
11:18Thank you very much.
11:20Thank you very much.
11:35Take, take, take. Sundol.
11:37At..
11:38Di ba parang masyadong malaki ang binigay ko?
11:41Baka mamaya gastusin mo lang sa kung ano-ano yan, ah.
11:43Nako, sir.
11:45Hindi ko.
11:46Hindi ko po gagastusin ito.
11:47Baka mamaya eh,
11:49You can buy a cigarette, huh?
11:51No, I can buy a cigarette.
11:53You can buy a cigarette.
11:54No, no.
11:55You know what?
11:56I'm going to do it for you.
11:57It's good for you.
11:59This cigarette, huh?
12:02You don't have to pay for your cigarette, huh?
12:05Okay?
12:06Thank you very much, sir.
12:08No, no.
12:10You can buy a cigarette, huh?
12:15No, no.
12:16You can buy a cigarette, huh?
12:18You can buy a cigarette, huh?
12:20You can buy a cigarette.
12:21No, I don't have to buy a cigarette.
12:23You're sure?
12:24Yes.
12:25No, no.
12:26You can buy a cigarette, huh?
12:29You can buy a cigarette, huh?
12:31You can buy a cigarette, huh?
12:33You can buy a cigarette, huh?
12:35Thank you very much, sir.
12:37No, no.
12:38Hi, babe.
12:39Sorry, late ako.
12:40No, okay.
12:41What do you do here?
12:43It's a charity.
12:44I'm a new life.
12:45I'm a new life.
12:46I want to make this shit happen.
12:47I'm a badass kidlara, huh?
12:48You're a very, eh.
12:49Look what!
12:50Hold on, first off.
12:53Hold on.
12:54I'm still here and be careful.
12:55You know,
12:56you're sister braid.
12:58You are not a queen.
12:59Yes, sirary......
13:00Not a queen.
13:01You don't know.
13:02Not a queen?
13:03Mm-hmm.
13:04ito sa babae.
13:06Alam mo, para makasiguro
13:07kung di mo agasun sa babae
13:08yan, babe,
13:09na di ba,
13:10sumama ka na sa kanya?
13:12Sige na,
13:13sige na,
13:13charity naman eh,
13:14ano ka ba?
13:15Charity,
13:15supportahan mo naman ako.
13:17Sige na,
13:18tali na.
13:19Sang araw lang eh.
13:21Ito naman.
13:24O yan,
13:26okay na ha?
13:27O sige,
13:28babe,
13:28alis na ako ha?
13:29O sige.
13:30Sir, sir, sir.
13:31Oh.
13:32Ibabalik ko na lang po ito.
13:34Ito?
13:34May bakit?
13:35Kasi nasa akin na lahat
13:36ng kailangan ko eh.
13:38Wala na akong pagagasto sa inyo.
13:44Ang kanyang inareklamo
13:46ay isang bomb building
13:47from Eastwood,
13:48639 years old,
13:50si Raymond Montemar.
13:55This portion is brought to you by
13:57isang testimonyo
13:58mula sa theater.
14:03Tita.
14:23Iba,
14:24pag nakakain ka ng Tasty Cracker,
14:26Tita,
14:26the Tasty Cracker.
14:27Just do it with a bubble game.
14:45Just do it with a bubble game.
14:49Tasty Cracker.
14:55Han?
14:57Surprise.
14:59Love!
15:00Nandito ko na pala.
15:02Maka hindi ka bang lang nagpasabi
15:03na uuwi ka.
15:05Nag-text ako sa'yo.
15:07Hindi mo ba nareceive?
15:09Ay, ganun ba?
15:11Wala akong nareceive.
15:12Nagpalit na kasi ako ng number.
15:14Tinext ko sa'yo yung bago kong number.
15:15Hindi mo ba nakuha?
15:16Ay, baka dun sa luma akong number.
15:19Nagpalit kasi ako ng number eh.
15:21Pinadala ko sa'yo,
15:22hindi mo nareceive.
15:23Hindi ko talaga nareceive.
15:26Baka pinadala mo sa luma akong number.
15:29Palit ako ng number.
15:31Bawala signal.
15:31Hali!
15:32Hali!
15:33Hali!
15:42Hi!
15:43I'm home!
15:44Oh my God!
15:47Honey,
15:48umuyo ko galing saadyo para super sa'yo
15:49katapos ito ang daratang ko!
15:51Patawagin mo ako.
15:52Natokso lang ako.
15:54Natokso lang ako.
15:56Naiintindihan kita.
15:58In fact,
15:59I'm so happy!
16:01I'm so happy!
16:15Good evening and welcome to the Talk Show
16:19The Salpukan!
16:21Let's talk to you!
16:23Yeah!
16:25I'm so happy to know who I am,
16:29who I am.
16:31He is from Transylvania,
16:33972 years old,
16:35Rexus Magnus.
16:37Come on!
16:47And of course,
16:49he is a vampire,
16:51from Eastwood,
16:52639 years old,
16:53Raymond Montemar.
16:55Raymond!
16:57Raymond!
16:59Raymond!
17:01Raymond!
17:03Raymond!
17:05Raymond!
17:07Raymond!
17:09Raymond!
17:11Raymond!
17:13Mr. Rexus,
17:15Mr. Raymond!
17:17That's right!
17:18That's right!
17:19That's right!
17:20Because his vampire,
17:21like his vampire,
17:22there's no essence of our vampire.
17:25We're not afraid of it.
17:28How did you say that?
17:30Well,
17:31when we came back,
17:33when people were crying,
17:36while Raymond was crying,
17:38people were crying,
17:41they were crying,
17:42they were crying.
17:43They were crying.
17:44They were crying.
17:45They were crying.
17:46They were crying.
17:47They were crying.
17:48They were crying.
17:49No!
17:50No!
17:51No!
17:52No!
17:53Mr. Raymond!
17:54No!
17:55What do you think?
17:56Is it true?
17:57No!
17:58You're the only one of the vampires,
17:59you're the only one of them.
18:01We are the only one of them.
18:03Because we are the only one of them.
18:04Why are we talking to you?
18:06Especially with your own people.
18:08You're the only one of them.
18:11You're the only one of them.
18:13And the vampire's look like this...
18:14aah!
18:15Aaaaaah!
18:16Aaaaaah!
18:17Aaaaaah!
18:18Aaaaaah!
18:19Aaaaaah!
18:20Aaaaaah!
18:21Aaaaaah!
18:22Aaaaaah!
18:23Aaaaaah!
18:24Aaaaaah!
18:26Aaaaaah!
18:27Aaaaaah!
18:28Kalibhasa updated kayo.
18:29Kaya kami'y puso ngayon.
18:32Sila ang mga kusang lumalapit sa amin.
18:35Eh kayo.
18:36You're in the dark,
18:38and you're in the dark,
18:39and you're in the vampire.
18:41That's the reason why you're angry.
18:44Because you're angry,
18:46you're not drinking
18:47the blood of a person.
18:49Ha!
18:50Ha!
18:50That's not that that's it!
18:51Ha!
18:52That's the only thing!
18:53Ha!
18:54That's why they're not drinking the blood.
18:57If you're not aware of it,
18:58I'm going to invite Joy.
19:01Boys, nasabi mo kanina
19:03na talagang sila ay umiinom pa rin ng dugo.
19:05Anong ibang mong sabihin?
19:07Totoo po na umiinom pa rin sila ng dugo ng tao.
19:11Pero yung dugo na yon,
19:12galing dito sa blood bag.
19:14Ha?
19:15Whoa!
19:16Ha?
19:17Sumasabay lang kami sa uso ngayon.
19:19Uso na ngayon ng bagong teknolohiya,
19:21tulad ng cellphone,
19:23ng mga internet,
19:25ng mga internet,
19:27ng mga internet,
19:29ng mga computer.
19:31Ganon kami.
19:33Ha?
19:34Ngunit sinisira mo ang tutay na diwa ng mampira
19:37ang maging isang simbolo
19:39ng katatakutan.
19:41Ang makasik ng lagim.
19:43Hindi kagaya mo na puro pagpapakyut.
19:46Ano ka?
19:47Tao?
19:48Wala kami magagawa.
19:49New bala.
19:50Yan ang trending ngayon.
19:52Dahil kami,
19:53kami ang uso.
19:55Ha?
19:56Ha?
19:57Sa nakita ko naman,
20:00ay paraho silang vampira,
20:02ngunit magkaiba lang sila ng pinaglalaban.
20:05Para edipensa naman ang partido ni Rexus,
20:09nais kong tawagin,
20:10ang isang vampire hunter,
20:12walang iba kung hindi si,
20:13Vincent Argo.
20:14Ha?
20:15Ha?
20:16Ha?
20:17Sandali lang!
20:18Ha?
20:19Ha?
20:20Sandali lang!
20:21Sandali lang, Vincent.
20:22Ang minahunta.
20:23You're bad!
20:24Stop it!
20:25Ha?
20:26Ha?
20:27Vincent,
20:28bilang isang vampire hunter,
20:29nagtataka naman ako kung bakit kinakampihan mo ang isang vampira.
20:33Opo.
20:34Dahil po dyan sa makabagong vampira niyan,
20:37nawalan po kami ng trabaho.
20:39Hmm?
20:40Opo.
20:41Kaya po ang ginawa ko po,
20:43yung pelikula po dati namin,
20:44ay kami po yung mga bida.
20:45Hmm.
20:46Kami na po ngayon,
20:47ay hindi na po bida sa mga pelikula.
20:48Kaya po,
20:49waaway!
20:50Ah!
20:51Sandali lang!
20:52Sandali lang!
20:53Alam niyo,
20:54maaayos naman natin ang lahat ng ito.
20:56Kaya, para maayos ang mga bagay-bagay,
20:58nais kong tawagin ang ating tagapagpayo,
21:01walang iba kung hindi si Dr. Benjamin Magpayo.
21:05Ano ito, ano ito, ano ito?
21:11Pareho kayong vampira,
21:12pero hindi kayong magkasundo.
21:14Ikaw, Rexus,
21:16masyado kang ma-pride.
21:18At ikaw naman, Raymond,
21:20masyado akong nalunod sa teknolohiya.
21:23Matuto kang lumingon sa pinanggalingan,
21:26matuto kang rumispeto.
21:30Ano man lang nyong kasuotan,
21:32suot o kultura,
21:35iiisa lang ang lahi nyo.
21:38At sa paglipas ng sangdang taon,
21:41kayo pa rin
21:43ang magkikita-kita.
21:52Tama ang iyong tinuring, Doktor.
21:55Ako'y nagkamali.
21:57Ako'y napuno ng panibubho,
22:00sapagkat ako'y nanibago
22:03sa mga kagawian nitong si Raymond.
22:06Pero kagaya ng sinabi mo,
22:08iisa ang dugong nananalaytay sa aming mga ugat.
22:12Yan ang dugong vampira.
22:14Pasensya na.
22:18Nakalimutan kong vampira ako.
22:20Nakalimutan kong vampira ako.
22:22Nahawa ako sa pagpapakyut.
22:25Tulad ni na Justin Bieber.
22:27At ng One Direction.
22:29Dahil,
22:30idol ko sila.
22:34Patawarin ako.
22:36Ayan, napakatawa po na silang dalawa ay nagkasundula.
22:39Naayyung dadwa ba ang pagkakilisip?
22:43Rahul!
22:44Ramon, ngayon atay nagkasunduna.
22:46Naisip mo ba ang aking naiisip?
22:49Oh, Raymond, now we're going to go.
22:55Do you think I'm thinking about it?
22:58Rexus, I think I'm thinking about it.
23:03We're going to get rid of the animals.
23:06We're going to get rid of these people.
23:09This portion is brought to you by...
23:23...isang testimony mula sa tita.
23:39Tita.
23:49Iba pag nakakain ka ng Tasty Cracker.
23:51Tita, the Tasty Cracker.
24:09And we're waiting for you.
24:27Tell us…
24:28If Sarah asked me, wait up consiste.
24:30prove verse.
24:32Geez.
24:34Eve gave the hold on the ring, the fish is sporad.
24:36Why won't we leave the aquíve?
24:38If you want to get away this way, come!
24:40So what about you?
24:41Where is the dog?
24:44Where is the dog?
24:46You're going to take 4 minutes?
24:49You're going to die!
24:51I'm going to die!
24:53You're going to die!
24:55You're going to die!
24:57All right, do you want me to die?
24:58Judy!
25:00Judy, manga!
25:02This is what I'm so glad to give you advice
25:04to the love friends.
25:06Okay, give me that, give me that!
25:07I'm not going to listen to your radio show.
25:14I'm the hostess who bought you.
25:17Why did you hold up the bank?
25:20I'm already removed from my area.
25:23I didn't even rate it.
25:26I've got a lot of money.
25:28I've got a lot of money.
25:30I've got a lot of money.
25:32I'm just going to hold up the bank.
25:35Hold up!
25:36Jody, Jody.
25:37Baka naman pwedeng makahingi ng advice.
25:40Advice?
25:41Seryoso ka?
25:44Sige, pero isa lang ha?
25:47Oo, sige.
25:48Mamadali ako.
25:49May nga na yung mga polis.
25:50Kasi kami nung short ako, mag-aapat na taon na kami.
25:53Kaso nitong nakaraang mga linggo, eh,
25:56bigyan nagbago yung ugali niya.
25:57Parang lagi mainit yung ulo niya sa akin.
25:59Okay.
26:00Hindi naka lang magkasundo eh.
26:02Gusto ko sana malaman kung ba't bigyan lang nagbago yung ugali niya.
26:05Tingin mo ba?
26:06Meron mo kaya siya iba?
26:07No, no.
26:08Pare kasi, alam mo, madalas nagiging problema na ating mga lalaki yan eh.
26:12Tsaka yung mga babae na rin sa mga relationships.
26:14Madalas, pagka ganyang nagkaaway kayo o may hindi pagkakaintindihan,
26:18ang nakikita mo kagad yung fault ng kapartner mo.
26:21Oo.
26:22Oo.
26:23Pero ikaw, hindi mo tinitignan yung sarili mo eh.
26:25Subukan mo, tumingin ka sa salamin.
26:27Makikita mo, nagkakamali ka rin.
26:29Di ba?
26:30Kung nagbago siya, di ba posibleng rin nagbago ka?
26:33Di ba?
26:34Malamang, hindi mo na nga pinapansin yung mga efforts na ginagawa niya
26:37para mas maging maigi yung relationship rin.
26:39Kailangan ba siya ulo?
26:40Huling nilabas.
26:41Then, Nate,
26:42kailangan ba huling binati yung damit niya, yung hairdo?
26:45Kaya ako pare, ang advice ko sa'yo, tingin ko, yung pag-aaway na yan,
26:52device niya lang yan para magkausap kayo.
26:54Kahit papano, magkapalitan kayo ng ideas.
26:57Kahit papano, magkaroon kayo ng moment together.
27:00Tapos, tsaka niya nalang siguro dinadala dun sa topic na kailangan niyong pag-usapin.
27:04Kung ako sa'yo pare, ang gagawin ko, I will apologize.
27:08Magsasorry ako sa kanya.
27:10Tapos, iyayain ko siya to start anew.
27:14Tingin ko, pare, magiging mas maganda yung kinabukasan niyo pag ginawa mo yan.
27:19Sorry ka.
27:20I apologize ka.
27:25I'm sorry.
27:26Patawarin mo na ako.
27:31I love you.
27:35Congratulations.
27:39No problem.
27:40Hold up to.
27:41Hold up to.
27:42Judy, ako din, may problema ako.
27:44Problema ka rin?
27:45Bigita.
27:46Oo.
27:47Kasi, wala kaming pera pang gastos.
27:49Yung mister ko, ng hospital.
27:51Kaya ako nandito, para sa loan ko, eh, hindi ako napugbahan.
27:55Oo.
27:56So, ay tama tama, may nag-offer sa'kin ng indecent proposal.
28:01Indecent proposal?
28:02Oo.
28:03Oo.
28:04So, inisip ko na lang patulan ko na lang.
28:06Huh?
28:07Para magka pera.
28:08No, no, no, no.
28:09Wait, wait, wait, wait.
28:10Kayong lahat ha, pakinggan nyo itong sasabihin ko.
28:12Kasi, alam mo, hindi ka dapat pabigla-bigla sa decision mo eh.
28:15Kasi yung mga ganyan.
28:16Di ba may kasabihan tayo?
28:17The Lord works in mysterious ways.
28:19But so does the devil.
28:21Huh?
28:22Maaring ito eh pain lang.
28:23Pain lang sa'yo.
28:24Hindi ba nakikita yung coincidence?
28:25Masyado, may problema ka sa pera, tapos biglang ito na yung solusyon.
28:28Diba?
28:29Pero hindi tamang solusyon to.
28:31Kaya dapat ang gawin mo, you fight your battles one by one.
28:35Unahin mo muna, subukan mong paghirapan itong dinadanas yung crisis ng mister mo
28:40at pag nalagpasan mo to, tingin ko magbubungaan lahat na maganda,
28:43malalagpasan mo yung mga susunod pang battles.
28:46Huwag kang basta-basta magigive in dun sa hindi maganda.
28:49Naintindihan mo?
28:50Okay?
28:51Ang gali mo talaga.
28:52Salamat, salamat.
28:53O teka, sandali! Hold up to!
28:54Hold up to!
28:55Nadali na ko!
28:56Bakit?
28:57Ako din ako may problema.
28:58Pambigiran mo ang dami na may problema sa bahan ko na to.
29:01Gusto ko na ako mamatay!
29:02Ha? Gusto ko mamatay!
29:04O teka, teka, sandali, sandali, sandali.
29:06Ba't gusto ko mamatay?
29:07Klawan po ako eh.
29:08Iyon po yung trabaho ko.
29:10Eh natanggal po ako sa trabaho ko.
29:12O.
29:13Dahil kasi late daw ako palagi sa performances.
29:15Antagal ko mag-makeup.
29:16O.
29:17Eh kaya po ako nagpunta rito para mag-withdraw sa bangko.
29:19O.
29:20Kaso wala na rin pala akong pera.
29:22Next week ko, sakali na ako titira, anong gagawin ko?
29:25Sandali, sandali.
29:27Pare, before you look into the future,
29:29you have to look at your past.
29:31Huh?
29:32Problema.
29:33Ano yung naging problema nung nakaraan?
29:35Clown ka ka mo.
29:36Matagal ka mag-makeup.
29:38Kaya nage-jeopardize yung trabaho mo.
29:40Nagkakaroon ng problema dahil sa pagkalate mo.
29:42Kung ako sa'yo, aayusin ko yun.
29:44Huwag ka na mag-makeup.
29:45Huwag na po?
29:46Imbis na make-up, mag-mascara ka nalang.
29:48Kagaya...
29:49Eto.
29:50Sige, sa'yo na lang to.
29:51Tutal hindi ko nang gagamitin.
29:52Kailangan nyo.
29:53Sa'yo na lang yan. Yan ang gamitin mo.
29:54At pagka magtatapaho ka, hindi ka na mauhuli dahil sa make-up.
29:57Itatrya ko ha?
29:58Oo, sige, subukan mo.
29:59Bagay ho ba?
30:01Oo, tingin nyo.
30:02Bagay!
30:03Bagay!
30:04Bagay!
30:05Bagay!
30:06Salamat, Jody.
30:07Wala ka naman.
30:08Tika, sandali! Hold up to!
30:09Hold up to!
30:10Nagkakalimutan tayo eh!
30:11Miss!
30:12Akin yung pera, akin yung pera.
30:13Bigilin sa'kin yung pera.
30:14Ano ako, Jody.
30:15May problema eh.
30:16Kasi, bankrupt na itong banko namin.
30:18Actually, wala na kaming pera dahil magsasara na kami mamaya.
30:21Wala na...
30:22Pambihiran mo.
30:23Puro problema naman talaga di it sa banko na ito.
30:25Papala, nawala nasa-say yung pagpunta ko dito.
30:28Anong, anong ini-hold up ko dito? Anong gagawin ko?
30:30Pero, Jody, pwede ka namin tulungan.
30:32Tutulungan nyo ako?
30:33Oo.
30:34Mag-aambag-ambag kami, para may ma-hold up ka sa amin.
30:36Oo, sige, sige!
30:37Nagawin nyo yan!
30:38Ano naman sila eh. So, tutulungan ka din natin.
30:40Talaga!
30:41Ako!
30:42Ito!
30:43Ito!
30:44Nagay nyo pera nyo dito.
30:45Five.
30:46Ayan.
30:47Alam nyo, hindi ko alam kung ano sasabihin ko.
30:49Gagawin nyo talaga para sa akin to.
30:59Kasi ito.
31:00Salamat, salamat.
31:01Pero, tingin ko hindi ako deserving nitong perang to eh.
31:05May alam akong mas isa pa na karapat-dapat para sa perang to.
31:10Miss.
31:11Alam ko yung problema mo sa asawa mo, kaya...
31:14Sige.
31:15Sa'yo na to.
31:17Bait naman yung jaman din.
31:18Walang anuman.
31:19Walang anuman.
31:20Walang anuman.
31:21Sana matulungan siya.
31:23Sana matulungan kanyang perang na.
31:25Okay?
31:26Tenga sandali!
31:27Hold up to eh!
31:28Sandali lang!
31:29Sir!
31:30Sir!
31:31Um...
31:32Total, namimigay ko naman kayo.
31:34Pwede pong...
31:35Pwede pong maingipo yung baril nyo.
31:37Ito ba?
31:38Mabihira!
31:39Ba't pati itong baril ko eh?
31:40Hingin mo?
31:41Eh, security card po ako dito.
31:43Pero ba't butang itim lang gamit ko eh?
31:45Ang sabi ako, hindi ka mapoprotektahan yan.
31:47Pati yung mga tao dito, kawawa naman.
31:49Oh, sige!
31:50Sige!
31:51Sa inyo na to.
31:52Sige, sa lahat.
31:53Bwede lang.
31:54Ang bangun ni Jody na ha!
32:03Teka.
32:04Namumukhaan kita.
32:05Ikaw si...
32:06Jody Mangga, di ba?
32:07Jody Mangga.
32:08Ito eh.
32:09Oo.
32:10Oo, siya nga.
32:11Tinulungan niya sila.
32:12So, ibig sabihin,
32:13kayo ang tatlong hold-upper.
32:14Tulihin sila!
32:15Lali sa presidito yung tatlong yan!
32:16Sige lang!
32:17Sige lang!
32:18Sige lang!
32:19Sige lang!
32:20Sige lang!
32:21Sige lang!
32:22Sige lang!
32:23Sige lang!
32:24Bang!
32:25Bang!
32:26Bang!
32:27Bang!
32:28Bang!
32:29Bang!
32:30Bang!
32:31Bang!
32:32Bang!
32:33Bang!
32:34Bang!
32:35Bang!
32:36Bala!
32:37Bang!
32:38Yarn!
32:39Amasta!
32:40Malita namin!
32:41Mayaman ka na!
32:42Hindi.
32:43Sino-swerte lang sa network marketing.
32:45Hala ka!
32:46Hindi ba, ano?
32:47Pyramid scam yan?
32:48Hindi!
32:49Ang pyramid scam kasi, dinadaan nila sa daming recruitment.
32:53Ang sa amin, product oriented.
32:56It's product oriented.
32:58Ah, that's right.
33:00So what are you doing?
33:02Ah, this.
33:04Pyramid.
33:10Surprise!
33:12I'm back!
33:14Good, I've seen you.
33:16I've lost five years.
33:18Why are you angry with me?
33:20Why are you angry with me?
33:22I'm angry with you.
33:24Why are you angry with me?
33:26I'm angry with you.
33:28Okay.
33:30Okay.
33:36Hello, Darcy!
33:38Hello!
33:40Yaya!
33:42Mommy! Daddy!
33:44Yaya Maika!
33:46Oh, Maika!
33:48Hello!
33:50How are you?
33:52Hey!
33:53Saan ipyerno ka ba galing, ha?
33:55Kuya talaga!
33:57Ba't naman ipyerno?
33:58Eh, tingnan mo nga yung tsura mo!
33:59Sunog na sunog kang!
34:01Isang testimony mula sa tita.
34:09Tita.
34:11Tita.
34:13Iba.
34:14Pag nakakain ka ng tasty cracker.
34:15Tita.
34:16The tasty cracker.
34:17Tita.
34:18The tasty cracker.
34:19Tita.
34:20The tasty cracker.
34:21Tita.
34:22The tasty cracker.
34:23All left, though.
34:24Hmm?
34:25Tita.
34:26The tasty cracker.
34:27Iba.
34:28Iba.
34:29Pag nakakain ka ng tasty cracker.
34:30Tita.
34:31The tasty cracker.
34:32Iba.
34:33Pag nakakain ka ng tasty cracker.
34:34Tita.
34:35The tasty cracker.
34:36Hold up, though.
34:37Kakain na pera nyo.
34:38Ano?
34:39Sino nakakatawa ngayon, ha?
34:40Ha?
34:41Ha?
34:42Ha?
34:43Ha?
34:44Ha?
34:45Hold up, though.
34:46Kakain na pera nyo.
34:48Ano?
34:49Sino nakakatawa ngayon, ha?
34:50Ha?
34:51Ha?
34:56Just do it with a bubblegay.
34:59Just do it with a bubblegay.
35:01Just do it with a bubblegay.
35:03Magandang gabi, mga giliw kong taga-subaybay.
35:14Narito muli ang inyong lingkod na si Tita Hermine Hilda
35:19para basahin ang isang liham na nanggaling sa ating masugid na taga-panood
35:26na itatago natin ang muka sa isang maliit na tuwalya.
35:33Ang sabi ng ating taga-panood ay ganito,
35:38Dear Tita Hermine Hilda,
35:41nagsimula ang tampuhan naming mag-asawa
35:44ng isang gabi ay parang mailap ang aking mister sa akin.
35:50Tita, tinanong ko siya kung mahal niya pa ako.
36:04At ang sagot niya ay isang matalinghagang...
36:07Oo naman!
36:09Isipin mo na lang na ang puso ko ay isang cellphone at ikaw ang SIM card.
36:17Pero paangil ko siyang sinagot ng ganito.
36:22Tigilan mo nga ako! Uso na ang dual SIM ngayon!
36:26At lalo pa ako nagtampo sa aking mister ng isang gabi sa aming kama ay sinabihan ko siya ng ganito.
36:35Sweetheart, gusto mo ibalik ko ang dating init?
36:40Gusto mo mag-striptease ako?
36:43Anong gusto mong una kong hubarin?
36:46At ang sinagot niya sa akin ay...
36:56Yung salamin ko para hindi kita makita ng maayos.
37:02Kaya kong dalhin ang lahat, Tita Hermine Hilda.
37:05Pero hindi ko na nakayanan nung isang gabi ay kinalabit ko siya habang siya ay natutulog.
37:16At sinabi niya sa akin...
37:21Sorry! Hindi ko na kaya!
37:25At dun ko siya sinigawan at sinabihan ng...
37:29Walang yaka! Nasa kwarto ka ni Inday!
37:33Matapos ang pangyayaring yun, Tita Hermine Hilda ay nagdesisyon na akong lumayas mula sa kanya.
37:40At ang sabi ko sa sarili ko...
37:42May pinag-eralan akong tao, and I don't deserve to be treated like this.
37:47It was a very gloomy and rainy day.
37:50I was walking alone, sad, depressed, desperate.
37:54I was thinking of how foolish I am to be fooled by the man I love.
38:00I wanted to close my eyes and end my life.
38:03Until a good-looking man came and shared his umbrella.
38:06I was touched and teary-eyed.
38:09I looked at his angelic face and said,
38:12Thank you!
38:13And with a very low voice, he softly replied,
38:16Huwag kang lilingon. Hold up to.
38:21Ang tanong, Tita Hermine Hilda, tama ba na sumama ang loob ko sa kanya o hindi?
38:33Tama.
38:34Next letter, please!
38:51Love!
38:52Naka-uwi ka na pala. Kayaan ka palumaya.
38:54Hindi pa ako nakakalaya.
38:56Tumakas ako.
38:57Dahil sawang-sawa na akong makulong.
39:00Ayoko nang makulong.
39:01Ayokong ayoko nang makulong.
39:04Ganun ba?
39:05Eh paano kung...
39:06Paano kung mahuli ka ng polis?
39:08Hindi ako pa huhuli.
39:09Dito lang ako sa bahay.
39:12Magkukulong ako dito!
39:13Magkukulong ako dito!
39:14Magkukulong ako!
39:15Magkukulong ako!
39:25Uy!
39:26Pa!
39:27Maa si Papa!
39:29Han!
39:30Masahan?
39:32Bakit ngayon ka lang ha?
39:35Hindi tuloy tayo kompleto ng Pasko.
39:39Na!
39:40Pa!
39:41Pasensya na kayo ha.
39:42Patawad, Annie.
39:43Nandito ako para sabihin sa iyong promise.
39:46At sisiguraduhin ko na next year, next Christmas,
39:50sama-sama na tayo lagi.
39:52Talaga?
39:53Oo!
39:54Kasi hiniwalayan ko na yung kabit ko eh.
39:56So, isa na lang yung pamilya ko.
39:58So, kayo na lang yun.
39:59So, talagang we're happy.
40:01Pamilya tayo, isa na lang.
40:02Diba?
40:03Hmm?
40:13Ma!
40:14Si Kuya!
40:15Ano!
40:16Ano!
40:17Ano!
40:18Hi!
40:19Mabuti naman nandito ka nga.
40:20Sayang hindi ka umabot dun sa Noche Buena namin.
40:22Ang sarap-sarap pa naman ang pagkain.
40:24Diba, honey?
40:25Yes, oh.
40:26Okay lang yun eh.
40:27Importante yung kompleto yung pamilya natin.
40:29Ah, di bale.
40:31Itong mga susulid na Pasko,
40:32lagi na tayo magkasama.
40:33Ha?
40:34Talaga, ano?
40:35Naku naman, honey.
40:37Natanggal ko kasi ako sa trabaho eh.
40:39Tapos nabaw na ako sa utang.
40:41Ha?
40:42Sir, wala ko pala ng bata ka eh.
40:43Saan kami kukulang susulid na masalap na Pang Noche Buena?
40:46Hey, ikaw, lumayas ka dito.
40:47Maghanap ka ng trabaho, batugang ka.
40:49Naku!
40:50Ano eh? Amating mo ako.
40:51Huwag, honey!
41:16Him
41:25Him
41:35Him
41:38Him
41:38Him
41:40Him
41:42Him
41:45And the pain you feel is a different kind of pain
41:51I'm going home
41:56To the place where I belong
41:59And where your love has always been enough for me
42:04I'm not running from you
42:10I know I think you got me all wrong
42:13Don't regret this life just for me
42:18But these places and these places are getting old
42:25So I'm going home
42:28So I'm going home
42:34The miles are getting longer it seems
42:46The closer I get to you
42:51And I've always been the best man or friend for you
42:58But your love remains true
43:01And I don't know why
43:05You always seem to give me another try
43:12So I'm going home
43:16To the place where I belong
43:19And where your love has always been enough for me
43:24I'm not running from you
43:30I know I think you got me all wrong
43:33I don't regret this life just for me
43:38But these places and these places are getting old
43:45Be careful what you wish for
43:51Cause you just might get it all
43:54You just might get it all
43:58And then some you don't want
44:01Be careful what you wish for
44:05Cause you just might get it all
44:08You just might get it all
44:09You just might get it all
44:10You just might get it all
44:11You just might get it all
44:13Yeah
44:14Oh, I'm going home
44:23To the place where I belong
44:26And where your love has always been enough for me
44:31I'm not running from
44:36I know I think you got me all wrong
44:40I don't regret this life just for me
44:45But these places and these places are getting old
44:52I said these places and these places are getting old
44:59So I'm going home
45:02I'm going home
45:06I'm going home
45:08I'm home
45:20I'm home
45:20Ma, see daddy
45:24After five years
45:32Na nasa Saudi Arabia ako
45:34Ngayon na nagbalik na ako
45:36Bakit parang hindi ka parin masaya?
45:43Chocolate
45:44Yaaah!
45:48Akala ko na salimutan mo na yung chocolate na binilin ko
45:52Thank you, thank you, thank you
45:53Ito pa naman yung favorite ko
45:55Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
45:57Thank you, thank you, thank you
46:07Oh, ito na ako
46:09Ah, ito na ako
46:10Ano ba yan?
46:11Three years ka sa Japan
46:13Niha niho wala ako narinig sa'yo
46:14Tapos gusto mo ba tawa ako?
46:16Hoy! Driver ka lang dito
46:18Bakit ka nagdadarma dyan?
46:20Why are you here?
46:22Sorry, ma'am.
46:29Why are you so excited to wear a new jacket?
46:33Because it's raining,
46:34you'll have a day and you'll have to eat it.
46:36Why are you so excited?
46:50Just do it with a bubble game.
47:20Dear, why didn't you come back to Saudi?
47:23You know what happened to Saudi?
47:25You know why?
47:27Because I told you...
47:29...that you're going to be alone.
47:31What?
47:32I'm tired and tired of my children,
47:35and I'm tired and tired of my children.
47:37What?
47:39What's your child?
47:40You're going to get out of here!
47:42Okay!
47:43What?
47:44What?
47:45No!
47:46No!
47:47My son!
47:48No!
47:49No!
47:50No!
47:51No!
47:52No!
47:53No!
47:54No!
47:55No!
47:56Why are we going to get out of here?
47:57I know, it's not easy to get out of here!
47:59We're going to get out of here!
48:00Don't go away!
48:01There's no...
48:02There's no...
48:04There's no...
48:05There's no...
48:06There's no...
48:07There's no...
48:08First of all, let's thank our guests...
48:10This is Rupa May!
48:12Why didn't I have a voice?
48:14It's just Boy Tu.
48:18Boy Tu!
48:19Thank you for our guests.
48:22Our guest is Mr. Poggy!
48:27What's your name?
48:29What's your name?
48:31What's your name?
48:32John!
48:33John!
48:34Marcia!
48:35Who else?
48:36Who else?
48:37Kevin Bernal!
48:38Who else?
48:42Who else?
48:43Kevin Santos.
48:44Margeras.
48:45Who else?
48:47Who else?
48:48What's happening here?
48:50Bubbles Paraiso.
48:51Yes!
48:52Who else?
48:53Who else?
48:54Who else?
48:55Chino Hortalesa.
48:56Who else?
48:57Who else?
48:58Who else?
48:59Who else?
49:00Who else?
49:01Who else?
49:02Who else?
49:03Lana!
49:04Who else?
49:05Who else?
49:06Who else?
49:07Who else?
49:08Who else?
49:09Bianca!
49:10Bianca!
49:11Bianca!
49:12Bianca!
49:13Bianca!
49:14Bianca!
49:15Meron pa!
49:16Meron pa!
49:17Meron pa!
49:18Meron pa!
49:19Meron pa!
49:20Siyo pa!
49:21Meron pa!
49:22Si Sef!
49:23Siyo!
49:24Ano apelido!
49:25Ano apelido!
49:26Parang Black 9 lang, walang apelido!
49:28Ano yun ah!
49:29Diyo!
49:30Binului sa pinig apelido!
49:32At kami natutuwa at parang Pasko every Friday, kaya maghita-kita tayo dito sa...
49:37BOW!
49:38BOW!
49:39Yeah!
49:40See you next week!
49:41Diit!
49:42Hanggang na pro!
49:45Ping!
49:46Dari!
49:47Dari!
49:48Dari!
49:49Dari!
49:51Ano!
49:52Dari!
49:53Dari!
49:54Yon!
49:55Dari yun?
49:56Di ba...
49:57Pyramid scam ya?
49:58Ah, hindi?
49:59Pisa yung siya pyramid scam.
50:00Nagbapenda sila ng mga produkto.
50:03Kami.
50:04I don't know how much we can do it.
50:07And action!
50:09Oh my God, maybe it's not a pyramid scam.
50:12No, it's not a pyramid scam.
50:20Five, four, three, two, and...
50:22Action.
50:24I'm still a kid.
50:26Why don't I have to listen to this?
50:30Why don't I have to listen to this?
50:32And...
50:34Action.
50:36Isaraulo ka pa ng batake,
50:38saka may susunod ng...
50:40Sorry?
50:42Ano ba?
50:44Action.
50:46Isaraulo ka pa ng batake,
50:48saka may kukun ang masarap na susunod.
50:50Ay, ***!
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