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Seth and Sean get petty and react to others being petty in the Petty Cast, including the Texans watch party doing the wave in the 4th quarter, Danny Hurley's tiny chair, Nick Turturro complaining about the Dodgers' spending, and more.
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00:00All right, here we go. Pedicast. Send in your pedis. 713-572-4610 is the number to get that
00:07job done. What on earth could people be feeling petty about this morning? Believe it or not,
00:12I tried to keep it as a Stroud-free pedicast because I feel like the rest of the show
00:17is and has been a Stroud pedicast. Real quick, what was the text you had read earlier on? It
00:23was a petty text about Stroud. Maybe you'll remember by the end of this. Let your subconscious
00:29work on it and we'll get into it. I'll try to think of it. My first petty is about Texan
00:36fans and it's about those of you who are at the watch party. As a leader, CJ feels like
00:43Michael. That's pretty petty. Michael Scott had his moments. He's a good salesperson. I
00:52don't know how good a manager he was. So my first petty is that those of you
00:57who participated in the wave during the fourth quarter of the watch party at NRG stadium on
01:06Sunday, I was disgusted at this video that surfaced on my timeline yesterday as the Texans
01:13are trailing 28-16 that several thousand of you thought it was a good idea to bust out
01:18the wave at the watch party. So that extends to remote viewing parties as well as live
01:25events. Yeah. When your team is trailing in the fourth quarter. Yes. My rule of don't
01:30do the wave crucial junks. If they were, if they were trailing by four touchdowns or leading
01:37by four touchdowns, it doesn't make the wave any less stupid, but I understand it. And you're
01:42not distracting from the game. It's the fourth quarter. It's still a game at that point. What
01:46are you doing doing the wave? Stop it on your pettiness. I didn't even consider that this
01:50was going to be an entrance into the petty cast, but I was entering into the fact that
01:54people are getting into fights in the concourse offset. That was an issue too. That's I feel
01:58like that's a good sign though. That's all right. Maybe they were getting a fight over whether
02:02or not people should be doing the wave dude there. And I think it was a Stroud Jersey on
02:05a Stroud Jersey. Did you see, did you see some of the fights? I saw one of them and I think
02:09it was Stroud on Stroud violence. I think I saw a Stroud Jersey going after another Stroud
02:14Jersey. The dudes I saw were swinging, man. They were people scurrying for cover. It was
02:20a lot. I wouldn't be surprised if some of those fights were yelling something about Stroud
02:25and then somebody else sticking up for him. I guarantee you. I won't guarantee you, but
02:29that's a, I think, I think that's the betting favorite. Yeah, it's for sure. That's basically
02:33what social media has been the last 48 hours. Without the fisticuffs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
02:3836 hours. Yeah. Feels like it was forever ago. I know the day my life got turned upside
02:43down and maybe question whether it was even worth living. Yep. Yep. And yet this morning
02:48it's still waking up. Still the first thought. Oh crap. No football this week. Uh, no Texans
02:53football at least. All right. Now some audio. This is Danny Hurley, the head coach of Yukon
02:58after they beat Georgetown on Saturday this week. He goes to do the press conference after
03:02the game at Georgetown. The game was on the road at Georgetown. So he's going into their
03:07press room, their media room to do his, and Hurley's already a pretty salty dude to begin
03:12with. Win or lose. This is Danny Hurley not really liking the chair that they had for him
03:18at the press conference. Yeah. Just, you know, you know, ultimately I think, I think we just
03:24coming in six games in 13, 13 days, six big East games. Uh, is this, is this like a kid's chair?
03:34I feel like a f***ing, I don't need to be in like a Phil Jackson chair, but like what the f***?
03:38This is my, this is the, this is almost like the bat signal set that college basketball is revved up
03:49again and we're going to get some good petty cast. Oh yeah. College basketball coaches, uh, second only
03:55to college baseball coaches when it comes to petty, petty, uh, petty press conferences, especially in the
04:01playoffs. Yep. Yep. So the petty, about the chair that they gave to him. So they, uh, they pulled
04:07the old Ross Perot on him, huh? Well, the opposite Ross Perot. Remember the debate kids? There was a
04:12three, there was a three candidate presidential race a long time ago. 1992 Ross Perot, Texas
04:18businessman, just shorter fella. And during one of the debates, they had these really high chairs
04:24to the point where Ross Perot couldn't sit on it without looking like a child with his feet dangling
04:29down. It was master gamesmanship by, uh, cause he was the independent candidate. Yeah. So
04:35somebody did that to Bobby Hurley, huh? They said, you're a little guy, Danny, Danny Hurley,
04:39Danny Hurley. Yeah. You're a little guy. We're going to give you a little chair. I guess. Yeah. Yeah.
04:43That was almost like, yeah, it was funny because it felt like he was about to break the chair. Uh,
04:49all right. This was Tony Romo. I mean, we get an opportunity to play Tony Romo audio that makes
04:54us petty. We're always going to do it. This is Tony Romo breaking down a play in the bills.
04:59Uh, Oh my God. The bills, who the hell did they play? Broncos. The Broncos. Yeah. Thank you.
05:05The bills Broncos game on, uh, on Saturday. Um, Tony Romo messes up Josh Allen's of course,
05:11I just, of course me, I couldn't remember who was actually playing in the game. This is a bad
05:15lead in for me. God smote you before. That's right. This is karma. This is karma on behalf of
05:20Romo. The Romo screwed up. We're going to take off. It wasn't a big opening, but he found one.
05:26Finally, he barrels right into Talanoa Hufunga for a long gallop of 26. Go ahead and watch
05:35Mahomes right here. He's going to go ahead and get back and look and he knows it's Matt.
05:39He can take it down. He called him Mahomes. What am I going to do?
05:41I knew you had a different spin on this. Yeah. I wouldn't a hundred percent would have done that.
05:48It's a, it's why I don't bother even trying to do, I don't like doing color commentary or anything
05:52because I know I would screw that up eight times a game. And yet it is Tony Romo who does do some
05:59things that I definitely wouldn't do, including being completely unaware of what the actual rule
06:06book says about various things and having it to have it explained to him over and over again.
06:11This is what's going to break me with Tony Romo. It's the rules discussions. It's anytime
06:16Steratore tries to explain something to Romo and Romo will, he'll do this thing where he vacillates
06:22between being confident and then questioning his own opinion and then flipping to another opinion
06:30that he's confident in and then vacillating again. Oh, yep. Yep. You can see it right there,
06:35but I don't know. What about the whistle? Tony, as I've explained to you multiple times,
06:40it doesn't matter when the whistle was blown. All he's doing is confusing the audience. It's
06:45really bad. It's all he just needs to shut up. He needs to shut up when they've got Steratore in the
06:51booth with those guys, because that's how bad the situation has gotten with Romo discussing the
06:56rules. He needs to just shut up and let Steratore talk. We were talking to Ross Tucker earlier in the
07:01show for his weekly 7 AM hit with us. And he was on the call with Kevin Harlan on the radio for the
07:07Caleb Williams game tying touchdown on Sunday. And I gave Ross a compliment that I was listening to it
07:13in my car and Ross just let the moment breathe and let Harlan do his thing. Didn't talk until the
07:19extra point. Tony Romo. And I was Seth Romo undoubtedly would have jumped in on her on a
07:27Harlan in the middle of that play. Yeah. Well, just Caleb was running backwards and saying, Hey,
07:34here you go. Cold commit. Here you go. Uh, let's see. As my, uh, my former teammate who shall remain
07:41nameless, but hates Romo so much. Uh, his comment about that was he's a cancer to naturally exciting
07:48moments. Just be quiet. And it's 100% more engaging. Yeah, that's harsh. Well, it's funny.
07:53You bring up rules analysts. This is Brandon Walker, a bar stool who I think is, I wonder if
08:00people agree with this sentiment, but he is petty as hell about the Steratore's of the world. Stop down
08:05Jean Steratore and every rules official in the booth. I am sick of it. I'm done with it. I'm tired of it.
08:11They don't say anything. They don't get it right. They're never going to go against the call in the
08:16field. They're never going to actually say anything. Get rid of them. It's terrible.
08:19Whether it's Jean Steratore, Bill LeMagne, all the guys they put in the booth are useless. You're
08:24wasting salaries if you're putting them in there. I've seen a lot of this lately, Seth, that people
08:29are angry with the rules analysts, that they always agree with the referees. I don't, they don't
08:37though. I think that, I think that's the narrative right now. Yeah. I think that, I think the
08:41perception, I think that's a little confirmation bias where when people, when they're not happy
08:47about the rule call, then when they're not happy about the call and the guy in the booth
08:53confirms the call, that's when they notice it and they don't like it. I know Steratore at least
08:58a couple of times has said he would have disagreed or he wouldn't have called that interference
09:01or what have you. Do you speak to the broadcast? Yeah. Yeah. I do like having it. I think that
09:07they could streamline the process or make it a little bit better. Steratore was bad in,
09:13when asked to give a succinct explanation of the playoff rules or the, the overtime rules.
09:20Yeah. He botched it completely. I was surprised by that. Um, but the, by and large, I like having
09:26those guys. Yeah. He said, it's like, well, we're basically just starting a new game and I'm
09:30like, no, there's sudden death after the first two possessions. What are you talking about?
09:34Can I give you one more Romo critique from my friend? Of course. Uh, if you watch the game
09:39the other night, Romo multiple times was bringing up playoff nerves, playoff nerves. Oh yeah. Yeah.
09:44And kids, you might not realize Romo had a really bad reputation for really having some bad screw
09:50ups in the playoffs. Uh, my friend says Romo's projection about nerves kills me, dude. Not everyone
09:56is a self immolation waiting to happen every play. Like every quarterback is a relentless,
10:01nervous wreck. One play away from blowing it all. Is this a friend who I think it is? You
10:07don't have to say his name. Okay. This makes me laugh even harder. I really like him a lot.
10:11Oh, that's funny. Um, my, my thoughts too, with Brandon Walker's thing about getting rid
10:16of the rules analysts. Like, can you imagine Tony Romo without Jean Steratore there? I said,
10:22it would be like chopping off all your rear view mirrors and ripping out the steering wheel
10:26of the car for Romo. What do I do? It is. I, if I were a Cowboys fan, God help me. I would
10:33be so furious every time Romo shows that there's certain things about the game that he just doesn't
10:40understand that even most, like most viewers understand a lot of the things that Tony doesn't
10:47understand. Like the, the quarterback being ruled with when forward motion is stopped and the
10:53quarterback is going backwards and the ball is knocked out. Okay. A lot of people might not
10:58realize that. Okay. It doesn't matter if there's not a whistle or not. That's not going to be a
11:02fumble because forward motion has been stopped. But a lot of football fans do know that. And Romo is
11:07hearing it for the first time from Jean Steratore and having to have it explained to him over again.
11:14And I've heard that happen at least twice before where Romo's had to have explained to him when
11:20the whistle actually doesn't matter. And he'll still come back with, well, I don't know. Can we
11:25play that? I didn't hear a whistle. Yeah. God, Romo, it's bad. God, some of these things have been in
11:30place for decades. Okay. We got to make sure we get these other ones in. I'm just going to read this
11:34text. Romo is the CJ Stroud of the booth. If he did absolutely nothing, the outcome will be better
11:39than him actually trying. Yes. There's a lot to be said. If he would just kneel on some of these
11:44calls, it would be much better. Or CJ. And I know a lot of people will say, gosh, I don't notice all
11:50this stuff. Right. But once you notice it, you can't stop noticing. That's right. That's right.
11:54Once you, I got, God bless you for not having noticed it. Try hard not to, because it will ruin
11:59the viewing experience for you. Let me set the scene for this next one. This next one has to do with
12:03the Dodgers signing Kyle Tucker. So get comfy here. I want you to picture a camera that's
12:08shooting the front door of what looks to be a restaurant in New York City. Okay. So this is
12:14obviously a planned video. This wasn't just somebody with a phone like, oh my God. I want you to
12:20picture Nick Turturro noted actor. Kyle Tucker signs with the Los Angeles Dodgers for four years and
12:29$240 million. I want you to picture the door swinging open and Nick Turturro storming out and
12:36getting right in the face of the camera saying this. You're going to be kidding me. Kyle Tucker to
12:41the Dodgers. I thought he was going to be a Met of all things. What are we looking at a three
12:45Pete now? You f***ing p***y. What's going on? MLB do something. Enough is enough. Okay. Boom. Go die. Go die, Yankees fans.
12:56Yankee fans. Yankee fans begging for guardrails. We're the only ones that can, we're the only ones allowed to purchase championships.
13:04Oh my God. Wait a second. Somebody else says, this feels like one political, and this is genuinely, this happens with both political parties.
13:11Right. This is when I can't believe that they're giving these guys tax breaks on the other side of
13:16the ball. Yeah. That is just, I can't believe that these guys are also getting tax breaks the way our
13:22rich guys get tax breaks. Oh my God. Yeah. No, no. You're not allowed to complain about that. Nick
13:27Turturro. No, it's not MLB's fault. It's a, your poverty franchise doesn't have as much money as the
13:33Dodgers. Where is the line where you are allowed to complain about it? Cause I've been complaining about
13:37it, but the Astros have like the sixth highest payroll in baseball. I think if you're, but they
13:41still haven't gone out and wantonly and brazenly overspent the rest of the, I would agree that
13:47yeah, the, the Astros, I don't want the Astros to be out there complaining about it as vociferously.
13:52I think the Astros in a position where they could say, Hey man, we got to do something about this.
13:57Like it is a battle of the haves and have nots. Yeah. We're not even putting ourselves into this
14:02discussion. No, we're worried about the potties as much. We're worried about the good, the greater
14:06good, the good of baseball. Um, all right. So that was really funny. Um, the last two are,
14:12are not audio. They're just things. Um, Ben Skoranek, former Texan, now Pittsburgh Steeler.
14:19If you, if you watch the game and you watch and you were on social media after the game,
14:22you saw the Ben Skoranek, all pro special teamer for the Steelers, um, on a punt return by Jalen
14:28Knoll in a pile, grab Jalen Knoll's junk and squeezed to the point where Jalen Knoll commented
14:36about it after the game and not complimentary. Not like that. I felt, you know, not too bad.
14:40Like he was, he was angry about keeping Vaseline in his gloves. Yeah. He was angry about Ben Skoranek
14:50find only $9,500 for that. I think he should have been fined $95,000 for that. Grabbing another
14:57dude's junk in the pile. It's not unheard of. Yeah. You tell me how prevalent is that?
15:02Somebody's junk in the pile. That was not inadvertent from Skoranek. It was inadvertent.
15:05I was reaching for the ball. I grabbed a large object and I thought, it's like yours was inadvertent.
15:11What is this? Uh, a baby's arm in my, what the hell? This is name names. Oh my God. Name names.
15:18Whose crotch was it? This guy doesn't need any more positive advertising. I'm sure he's just fine.
15:24He's doing just fine. He doesn't need to let anybody know.
15:31Of the now two, of the now two appendages of this sort that I've ever grabbed in my life,
15:38this one is markedly different.
15:40This is, this is, yeah. So glad I put this in the petty cast.
15:48This is a hero.
15:55This is a hero's, this is a hero.
15:59This is a hero.
16:00This is a hero.
16:01This hero is a hero.
16:07This hero is a hero.
16:08This hero is a hero.
16:09This hero is great to see if you want to let anybody know if you're a recollect,