00:00Last night, Jesse and Chester had the most unforgettable time of their lives.
00:07But this morning...
00:12Dude, where's my car?
00:16They can't remember a thing.
00:19It's Chrissy Boner.
00:21The hottest of the hot.
00:23Hi, Jesse. I had a really good time with you last night.
00:27Uh, have you seen my car?
00:28Well, I saw the back seat.
00:31Oh, I'm talking about the whole thing.
00:34Now, the only way to find their car...
00:36No way we were here last night.
00:38Look, it's Jesse and Chester.
00:41Sweet.
00:43...is to find out what they did...
00:46...and who they did it to.
00:49Dude, you're a dude!
00:51...last night.
00:53You guys got more important things to worry about.
00:55Where were you between the hours of midnight and 2 a.m.?
00:58We don't remember.
00:59Hey, leave him alone. He doesn't know anything.
01:04Come on, come on.
01:05We are the recipients of instructions from outer space.
01:07Last night, you were in possession of the Continuum Transfunctional.
01:10Hey, have you guys ever been to Uranus?
01:14Go ahead and laugh. We are used to being mocked.
01:17Okay.
01:18Are you Jesse and Chester?
01:21I don't know. Why?
01:22Perhaps we will give you pleasure.
01:24That's us!
01:25Right here.
01:25If you give us the Continuum Transfunctional.
01:2820th Century Fox presents...
01:29...the ultimate...
01:37...it's a llama.
01:39...and very still...
01:41...in high adventure.
01:43...you got a tattoo.
01:49So do you, dude?
01:51What does my tattoo say?
01:52Sweet!
01:53What about mine?
01:54Dude, what does mine say?
01:56Sweet!
01:57What about mine?
01:58Dude, what does mine say?
01:59Sweet!
02:01Dude, where's my car?
02:03What does mine say?
02:04Sweet!
02:06What about mine?
02:07Dude!
02:08What does mine say?
02:10Sweet!
02:20You got a tattoo!
02:22So do you, dude?
02:23What does my tattoo say?
02:25Sweet!
02:25What about mine?
02:26Dude, what does mine say?
02:28Sweet!