00:00I have a very funny story to tell you.
00:03I was at my dermatologist today.
00:05She was with her girlfriend,
00:07and they came to the conclusion
00:08that they both wanted to have a menage.
00:12This came out of nowhere.
00:13Out of nowhere.
00:14And she asked me, do I know anybody?
00:16I said, yeah, but it'll cost you a thousand bucks.
00:20I was thinking of you.
00:22Me.
00:23You need the money, and I'm closing shop.
00:25I am not a beautiful man.
00:27Is Mick Jagger a beautiful man?
00:29You're an experienced lover.
00:30Why shouldn't you get paid for it?
00:32Of course, I saw myself getting a small fee.
00:34If you're a pimp, you gotta have a name.
00:37I'll be Dan Bungle.
00:39It's nice to meet you, Dan.
00:40Maybe I should try your guy out first, alone.
00:43Just me and him.
00:44You do this often?
00:45No, I mean...
00:46So this is kind of a part-time thing?
00:48You could say that.
00:50She tipped you?
00:51Mm-hmm.
00:52You know, waitresses pool their tips,
00:54and they split them.
00:56We got another customer, maybe more.
00:58How?
00:59Yeah, word of mouth.
01:00God bless you, girls.
01:06Is he tall?
01:07Yeah.
01:08I really think that I should try him.
01:11I like it rough.
01:12Sometimes I even like to be the man to strap on my car.
01:17Hmm?
01:18Is he Jewish?
01:20Jewish?
01:21Yeah, yeah.
01:23So this is what you do?
01:24You bring magic to the lonely?
01:26That's one way to put it.
01:27He's shy.
01:28So why handle a dialogue?
01:29He's shy.
01:30He doesn't look shy.
01:31You are flirting with me.
01:32No.
01:33Yes.
01:33Everybody needs contact.
01:42They need love.
01:43They need affection.
01:43You do remember that a threesome is 2,000 bucks.
01:49These are vulnerable people.
01:51Think of it as a performance.
01:52They want you to play act anyhow.
01:55Let's do the menage.
01:57Girl bongo.
01:58Yeah.
01:58Dad bongo.
02:00She's so soft like a tough animal.
02:03I can wait to see you again.
02:05Then he tells me you're a glomer.
02:06Very nice day's work, let me tell you.
02:11Have you ever done it, Menage a Trois?
02:131977, during the blackout.
02:15Nobody could see anything, but it was still very pleasant.
02:18It is calor.