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Après trois générations, Murray Schwarz doit se résigner à fermer sa librairie de livres rares qui n'intéresse plus personne. Fioravante, son copain, fleuriste à mi-temps, lui donne un coup de main. Comment Murray va-t-il faire vivre la joyeuse bande d'enfants de sa compagne Othella ? Une suggestion de sa dermato, le docteur Parker, lui donne une idée. Et si Fioravante acceptait de mettre son expérience d'amant au service des désirs inassouvis et tarifés des dames ? Après avoir hésité, Fioravante se lance. Les clientes se multiplient. Tandis que Murray s'achète un canapé atroce, Fioravante, devenu Virgil, lie connaissance avec Avigal, une veuve de rabbin douce et sensible...
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00:00I have a very funny story to tell you.
00:03I was at my dermatologist today.
00:05She was with her girlfriend,
00:07and they came to the conclusion
00:08that they both wanted to have a menage.
00:12This came out of nowhere.
00:13Out of nowhere.
00:14And she asked me, do I know anybody?
00:16I said, yeah, but it'll cost you a thousand bucks.
00:20I was thinking of you.
00:22Me.
00:23You need the money, and I'm closing shop.
00:25I am not a beautiful man.
00:27Is Mick Jagger a beautiful man?
00:29You're an experienced lover.
00:30Why shouldn't you get paid for it?
00:32Of course, I saw myself getting a small fee.
00:34If you're a pimp, you gotta have a name.
00:37I'll be Dan Bungle.
00:39It's nice to meet you, Dan.
00:40Maybe I should try your guy out first, alone.
00:43Just me and him.
00:44You do this often?
00:45No, I mean...
00:46So this is kind of a part-time thing?
00:48You could say that.
00:50She tipped you?
00:51Mm-hmm.
00:52You know, waitresses pool their tips,
00:54and they split them.
00:56We got another customer, maybe more.
00:58How?
00:59Yeah, word of mouth.
01:00God bless you, girls.
01:06Is he tall?
01:07Yeah.
01:08I really think that I should try him.
01:11I like it rough.
01:12Sometimes I even like to be the man to strap on my car.
01:17Hmm?
01:18Is he Jewish?
01:20Jewish?
01:21Yeah, yeah.
01:23So this is what you do?
01:24You bring magic to the lonely?
01:26That's one way to put it.
01:27He's shy.
01:28So why handle a dialogue?
01:29He's shy.
01:30He doesn't look shy.
01:31You are flirting with me.
01:32No.
01:33Yes.
01:33Everybody needs contact.
01:42They need love.
01:43They need affection.
01:43You do remember that a threesome is 2,000 bucks.
01:49These are vulnerable people.
01:51Think of it as a performance.
01:52They want you to play act anyhow.
01:55Let's do the menage.
01:57Girl bongo.
01:58Yeah.
01:58Dad bongo.
02:00She's so soft like a tough animal.
02:03I can wait to see you again.
02:05Then he tells me you're a glomer.
02:06Very nice day's work, let me tell you.
02:11Have you ever done it, Menage a Trois?
02:131977, during the blackout.
02:15Nobody could see anything, but it was still very pleasant.
02:18It is calor.