00:02Hey Lisa!
00:06Her name's not Lisa.
00:08I know, I know. But if every time I say, hey Lisa, then eventually she'll come up to me and
00:12she'll be like,
00:13you know, my name's not Lisa, it's Jennifer, whatever, and I'll do a big apology,
00:18and I'll say, I thought you were the Lisa who was mad at me for not calling.
00:22And then from then on, Jennifer, or whatever her name is, will think that I dated a girl who looked
00:26just like her,
00:27who I rejected, she'll develop this unconscious need to win my approval, and from then on, it's cake.
00:34Damn.
