00:00we're the california highway patrol
00:03without us out there
00:05come on
00:07no one could get hurt
00:13we're the california highway patrol
00:17this job is crucial
00:20without us out there
00:21come on
00:23no one could get hurt
00:27california highway patrol
00:29think they have some crooked cops
00:30they want you to go on the inside
00:32go on the cover within the department
00:33that's awesome
00:34we put you with a rookie named john baker
00:36so who am i playing
00:36francis llewellyn poncherello
00:38are the first two female names
00:41john i like you
00:42you remind me of my husband
00:43he is really handsome
00:45you've had 23 surgeries
00:48you can ride a motorcycle i'll give you that
00:52yes ma'am like a mother
00:56what's up i'm john poncherello
00:57awesome man we're partners
00:59let's kick this off with the real thing
01:00oh dude you're homophobic or whatever that's cool
01:02no no no no no no no no
01:03you think i'm homophobic
01:04john baker
01:04the baker
01:05oh
01:07php
01:08pretty badass being all suited up for battle
01:10looking like ups drivers
01:12super cool go brown right
01:14this job is my one shot at saving my marriage
01:17what are you wearing
01:17my uniform
01:18it's like your three beers too intimate
01:20i'm a tough motorcycle cop
01:21i got no emotion
01:24wishy job
01:25find the dirty cops
01:26check it
01:28you're fbi
01:29yep
01:30hey we need to focus
01:33are you kidding me right now
01:34i'm just like kind of powerless when it comes to yoga pants you know
01:36let's get you out of this parking lot
01:37you have a visible erection
01:38you think you can ride with that
01:39i don't know
01:41we don't know who in this department is in on this
01:45we're like jay-z and beyonce
01:47we are ride or die
01:47i'm jay-z
01:50we're in pursuit
01:51what's your 20
01:52i'm northbound
01:54conscious southbound
01:56you screw up this case
01:59you're a fight
01:59you got a legitimate lead
02:02we have a suspect's head
02:03that's a victory
02:04nasty
02:05i was just damn nasty
02:09i need to get into
02:10some warm water
02:11i'm not going to carry you there
02:12i saved your life
02:13oh my god i knew you were going to bring it up
02:15grab me and get it over with
02:16oh my god
02:19did you face plant in my
02:21no no no no there was no contact
02:22i could have swore i felt either your nose or your lips
02:25nope
02:28i might have been like a little bit of contact
02:40i could have been like a little bit of a不會
02:42oh
02:42my god
