00:05I'm going to stop you right here
00:07I'm Lemony Snicket
00:09The cinematic tease before you
00:11Is full of disturbed plots
00:13You must obey
00:15Villainous frightful deeds
00:17Really?
00:18And an absurd amount of child endangerment
00:21Donnie!
00:21Do you really want to sit through every horrid episode?
00:24Be a dear and look away
00:30To be continued...
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