00:00You actually started crying, and it was beautiful, because you did it in real time, it was fantastic.
00:06To this day, people always come up to me and say, I saw that with Bryce Dallas Howard, did you
00:09guys fake that?
00:10No, we didn't, you absolutely did it, on camera, I think we have a clip of that, pretty amazing performance.
00:15You give so much and you get so little in return.
00:17I mean, some people fake this stuff, but are they really paying you enough for what it's worth?
00:21They're not really paying you what you really should have, and I think that at some point,
00:25people should actually give Home Depot what they're doing, because it's not fair, it's a company,
00:28and it's in a company that should be compensated.
00:35That was so crazy, isn't that crazy?
00:39It's amazing.
00:41It's all I know how to do.
00:42Yeah, it's pretty amazing, but I was thinking afterwards, I don't know if you were channeling a memory,
00:49because I was talking about the Home Depot, and you cried.
00:52That's a sign that you're an amazing actor, but I don't know if that's a technique.
00:55It's technical.
00:56It's something that can be learned and taught, and you just need to give me a little bit of money.
01:01Right.
01:02And I'll give you all the secrets.
01:03I am not an actor, I am always me.
01:05Is that something seriously that I could learn?
01:07Yeah, yeah, you could actually do that.
01:09Everybody here could be crying.
01:10Right.
01:11You can, yeah.
01:12I get them crying during the monologue, but let me win in the back.
01:15No, there's a little, I mean, do you want to hear about it?
01:17Yeah, yeah, is it something I could learn?
01:18Yes.
01:19Okay.
01:19So, like, do you have water here?
01:20Yes.
01:21So, you would want to, you want to be hydrated, obviously.
01:24Drink a lot of water.
01:25Yeah, yeah.
01:25Okay, okay.
01:26So, drink a lot of water.
01:27Mm-hmm.
01:27Um, and then, uh, you know when you yawn, how you...
01:32This isn't water.
01:33I just realized.
01:35Gin works, too.
01:36Right.
01:37Fine.
01:37Yeah, liquid.
01:38Right.
01:38Um, uh, you know how, like, when you yawn, you get, you, your soft palate lifts, and you...
01:44Like, just do a yawn with me right now.
01:45Like, everyone yawn.
01:46Like, do you see how your eyes start to tear?
01:51Mine are not tearing.
01:53Do you like it?
01:55Like, a real yawn.
01:57Like, a real yawn.
01:58And then you can...
02:00And then...
02:01And then you practice...
02:02This is something I'm...
02:03There are some guests where I do this naturally.
02:05Uh, not you.
02:06But there are some where I'm like...
02:08No, if you do it enough times, then when you're talking, you can continue to lift it.
02:14Continue lifting it.
02:15Okay.
02:16Uh-huh.
02:16I'm not even getting close.
02:18Yeah.
02:19I'm almost crying.
02:20I know.
02:21You are...
02:21Get in tight on her.
02:23Look, this is...
02:23She's actually got tears in her eyes.
02:25Look, you just...
02:26It triggers it.
02:27Like, just talking about it for me, like, it's like a physiological thing where, oh, I'm
02:31gonna have to clear these tears away.
02:34Uh, but they do...
02:36It just...
02:37It just triggers it.
02:39No.
02:41No.
02:42Help me.
02:43Give me emotional.
02:44Give me something emotional.
02:45Okay, okay, okay, okay.
02:45Give me an emotional thing.
02:47Okay, so, Conan.
02:48Yeah.
02:49Um, we...
02:50Give me a...
02:50Give me...
02:50Relate with me.
02:52Okay, we've...
02:53We've known each other for...
02:54For ten years.
02:56Ten years.
02:56I've been on your show almost...
02:58I don't know, four or five times.
03:01Yeah?
03:02Conan.
03:03Conan.
03:05I'm never gonna see you again.
03:07You're not gonna see me again?
03:08I'm never gonna see you again.
03:09Why aren't you gonna see me again?
03:12Because...
03:12Because...
03:13Why aren't you gonna see me again?
03:14Because we all go through phases in life.
03:16What phase are you going through?
03:18Well, I mean, it's...
03:19Don't leave me!
03:20Without you.
03:21And, and, you know, it's not...
03:23It's not you.
03:25Oh, no!
03:26Don't leave me!
03:27It's me!
03:27I've got nothing!
03:29There's nothing!
03:31Get in there!
03:32I'm nothing!
03:34There's nothing!
03:35A little bit!
03:36There's nothing!
03:39Why are you crying?
03:40Oh, I'm trying not to.
03:41You're, you're crying without even trying.
03:43I've been yawning.
03:44I think I broke a world record for yawning.
03:46Yeah.
03:47And I am not nothing...
03:47It looks like you're eating an invisible sub.
03:51Yeah!
03:51The entire time I was talking.
03:52Right.
03:52Nothing!
03:53Yeah.
03:53I've...
03:54No, it's not...
03:54How did you do that?
03:55Well, I just...
03:56I started practicing very young.
03:59Yeah, okay.
03:59What made you think that I could do this on television
04:03completely untrained by just yawning?
04:06Well, because I thought you could do anything.
04:09No, I...
04:09You didn't do anything.
04:11Oh, my God.
04:13Try it now.
04:14It's...
04:14It's...
04:14Okay, Conan, I'm sorry.
04:16It's over.
04:16It's over.
04:17Why?
04:19Oh.
04:35It's so good.
04:36It's so good.
04:37Yeah, that's what I need.
04:38That's why...
04:39If I had that crap, I could be an actor.
04:41Well, listen, we all have that, too.
04:43You can also pull a...
04:43If you pluck a nose hair or two, that always helps.
04:46It really does.
04:47Well, why didn't you come over here and do that?
04:48During a kid moment.
04:49Because you were in the middle of looking like an asshole.
04:51I didn't want to...
05:06I didn't want to...
