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01:02What the hell do you think you're doing?
01:06We're having everyone write out a job description.
01:09That way management can assess who's valuable and who's expendable.
01:14My parents are trying to take an active interest in me.
01:18Why can't they just have their own lives?
01:19I'm so proud of you. You didn't screw up once.
01:24Oh my God. It says psycho next door.
01:27Jane, what if he worships you?
01:29I didn't mean to scare you. I'm not obsessing. I'm just curious.
01:33Why does he dress like a Bible salesman?
01:35Today I quit my job.
01:36And then I blackmailed my boss to almost $60,000 past these prayers.
01:41Your dad's actually kind of cute.
01:43I think he and your mother have not slept together in a long time.
01:46Shut up.
01:48You think you're the only one who's frustrated.
01:51I'm not?
01:51Well then come on baby. I'm ready.
01:54Welcome to America's weirdest film videos.
01:58This is for your own good boy.
02:00There are rules in life.
02:02Yes sir. Don't give up on me dad.
02:07Smile. You're at Mr. Smiley's.
02:09You are so busted.
02:13I love shooting this gun.
02:16Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world.
02:21I feel like I can't take it.
02:29I rule.
02:33If I had to leave tonight, would you come with me?
02:36Yes.
02:39I rule.
02:41I rule.
02:46I rule.
02:50I rule.
02:54I rule.
02:55I rule.
02:56I rule.
