00:00Once Upon a Deadpool
00:02I prefer Marvel movies
00:03We are Marvel
00:05Yeah, but you know, you're Marvel licensed by Fox
00:08It's like if the Beatles were produced by Nickelback
00:10It's music, but it sucks
00:12Ok, that's it
00:14I'm done
00:14I've had it with all this Nickelback hating
00:17You think that makes you cool with the cool kids in school, Fred?
00:19No, it just makes me right
00:20It doesn't
00:21They're overproduced formulaic ear garbage
00:23Oh really?
00:25You know who might disagree with that?
00:27Facts
00:28Fifty million albums worldwide
00:30Eleventh best-selling musical act of all time
00:33Billboard's most successful rock group of the last decade
00:35Six Grammy nominations
00:36Twelve Juno Awards
00:37Those count
00:37Six Billboard Music Awards
00:39Two American Music Awards
00:40One People's Choice Award
00:41Canadian
00:42And a partridge in a f***ing pear tree
00:48Sorry
00:49I thought we were just having fun
00:50I didn't realize it was a-
00:51You know, you were um
00:52You gotta say, you were nicer as a kid
00:58Tired of living like a blind man
01:02Sick of sight of well
01:03A sense of feeling
01:09This is how you remind me
01:20Of what I really am
01:23This is how you remind me
01:27Of what I really am
01:29It's not like you
01:30Say sorry
01:32A world's written on a different story
01:34And I've been wrong
01:36I've been down
01:37Been to the bottom of every bottle
01:40D.B.
01:41D.B.
01:41D. B.
01:41D.
01:42C.
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