00:00Who is up for making some fudge?
00:03Now, first things first, I am going to need a volunteer.
00:07How about this little urchin over here?
00:10Not interested. Too cool for fudge?
00:12What about you, kind sir?
00:15Scared of the fudge demonstrator.
00:17What about the mysterious gentleman lurking at the back?
00:20Come out, come out, wherever you are.
00:23I can see you.
00:25Dressed all in black. Come on, down you come.
00:27Out the shadows. Help me out.
00:29A bit quicker, could be.
00:31Let's get this show on the road.
00:32Hello. What's your name?
00:35It's Daniel.
00:36Nice and loud.
00:37Daniel.
00:38Daniel.
00:39Daniel! Dan the man.
00:40The man who can.
00:41Bang that on your bonce, will you, mate?
00:44Cover those greasy locks.
00:46Health and safety.
00:47That's very nice. It suits you. Dare I say it's an improvement.
00:50So, Dan.
00:52How's your day at the seaside treating you?
00:54It's good.
00:55Oh, blimey. Chatty bugger, isn't he?
00:58Have you walked along the beach?
01:00Yeah.
01:01Yes.
01:02Tick.
01:03Have you had fish and chips?
01:06Yeah.
01:07Tick.
01:08And now, here he stands, like a prized plum, in a ghastly blue bonnet, making fudge.
01:14I imagine you weren't expecting that to happen when you woke up this morning.
01:17Yeah. I mean, no.
01:18No. Of course you weren't.
01:19Right, grab your spoon, man. Let's get stirring.
01:22It ain't going to stir itself.
01:24Who are you down here with?
01:25Your girlfriend?
01:27No.
01:27No?
01:28Keep it stirring.
01:29Mum and Dad?
01:31Just my mum.
01:32Just your mum?
01:33And where is Mrs. Dan the man?
01:35Here.
01:36Hello.
01:37Go on, then.
01:39What do you make of this business?
01:41Well, it's his choice.
01:43And what about Dad?
01:44I expect he's slightly less keen.
01:46I used to have long hair like you.
01:48I thought it was God's gift.
01:50But then my dad took me to one side and said,
01:52Listen, mate.
01:52You actually look like a bit of a pillock.
01:55Lop it off.
01:56So I did.
01:57Lopped it off.
01:57Start again.
01:58Sometimes less is more.
01:59There we go.
02:01He's smiling.
02:02He gets it.
02:03Right.
02:03You've stopped stirring altogether now, mate.
02:06Shall we call it a day?
02:07Pop your spoon down there.
02:10There we go.
02:11And a round of applause, maybe.
02:15Lovely.
02:16Off you go, then.
02:17Thank you.
02:18In a way.
02:18Oh, go on.
02:20Nothing.
02:23Horrible stuff.
02:24Absolutely grim.
02:25Right.
02:25That's in the bin, I think.
02:26That one.
