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00:07Blackbeard, Captain Kid
00:10The Gentleman Pirate
00:12Well, the first two are like very very talented pirates
00:15But the last one is the scariest of them all
00:19Instead of killing with weapons, he kills with...
00:23Kindness
00:26Oh, right, so you're the gentleman pirate then
00:28Well sussed
00:30The rumour is you upended your entire comfortable life
00:35To become a pirate
00:37I got bad news for you, genital pirate
00:45Pirating is not for everyone
00:47It's a really dangerous lifestyle
00:55Love everyone, I'm Blackbeard
00:57Huge fan sir, huge
01:01We're gonna go on up there and we're gonna cause some havoc
01:05How violent do we expect this to get?
01:08Note the gusto
01:10Mind you taking notes
01:12What do you do?
01:13I'm just looting this library
01:14But I'm replacing all the books I've looted with ones I've already read
01:20You know how hard it is to find someone doing something original out here
01:24Do these outfits maybe feel like an error in judgement?
01:27It's a power move, make people feel underdressed and suddenly you're the one in charge
01:31You're a lunatic and I like it
01:36We're swashbuckling, we're looting
01:39Let's have fun with it
01:44Come on, give a man a warning
01:46That was your warning
01:48A lot of the guys are sweethearts deep down
01:50Well that's pretty
01:51They're just dealing with a fair amount of trauma
01:54Permission to blow them to hell Captain
01:56And we're quite certain they're pirates
01:57Hard to say
01:59One appears to be a heavy set woman in a silk dressing gown
02:03Everybody hide!
02:05A gentleman never arrives empty handed
02:08I made tapas
02:10Tapas means little plates
02:12Yeah, you know about tapas
