00:00I want to break up with you.
00:01What?
00:09Hello?
00:12Is everything okay?
00:14You have mascara fell over your whole face.
00:17You actually have like a piece of toilet paper or something.
00:21Do I really?
00:21Other side. There. Yeah.
00:23Just got dumped.
00:24I want to break up with you.
00:26What?
00:27Oh, me too.
00:28I'm breaking up with you.
00:33Oh, my God.
00:38What about this?
00:39Whenever we're feeling like, we just can't take it anymore.
00:43Let's call each other.
00:44We're each other's sadness sisters.
00:46Well, sadness sisters sounds like you're Diane Keaton,
00:49and I'm Meryl Streep and we're in a Broadway play,
00:51but I like it, yeah.
00:52That's a great cast.
00:54You should cast plays.
00:56Oh, my God.
00:58Oh, and look at her with my boyfriend.
01:00This is bad.
01:02What the?
01:04He was the love of my life.
01:06Yeah, Anne is the love of mine.
01:08But I'm not so sure that they're going to realize it,
01:10not with these shiny new people around.
01:12So what are we supposed to do?
01:14We have to break them up.
01:15That's crazy.
01:16We can't do that.
01:20How would we do that?
01:21Oh, baby, give me one more chance.
01:24I will seduce Anne's boyfriend.
01:26Am I doing this right?
01:27So what?
01:29You just take your two fingers, let it drip out.
01:31Oh, thank you.
01:32I don't think we've met.
01:33Hi.
01:34Oh.
01:35You will friendship seduce Noah.
01:37What about your ex?
01:38Really funny.
01:39Was she funny?
01:41Pop that shirt off.
01:42I'd rather not.
01:43I'll tell you what.
01:44I'll take mine off, too.
01:45That's not going to help me at all.
01:47Can I tell you a little secret about being an adult?
01:51While just pretending that we know what we're doing
01:53and we're hoping that we don't screw it up.
01:55Run!
01:56Your stamina's really improved.
01:58It's the judge.
01:59I find you both incredibly attractive.
02:02Oh.
02:02Yeah.
02:03Ow.
02:04Look at you.
02:05Good work.
02:05Yeah, man.
02:06I'm a psycho.
02:14You are somebody that a person could fall very deeply in love with.
02:19But it's more like slowly over five or six months.
02:23Okay.
02:24Or like a year.
02:26Two years tops.
02:27Do you realize the number's going up?
02:29Baby!
02:30Ah!
02:30Baby, I want you back.
02:32I want you back.
02:38Dad, why'd you name yourself Richard?
02:40He was like, because I want to be rich.
02:41Did you wash your hands?
02:42Of course not.
02:44Oh, my God!
02:46You ever use Schmalt?
02:47Same heart attack.
02:48Different afterlife.
02:49Whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:50High five.
02:50Even if I did know where the Antichrist was,
02:52I wouldn't tell you we're on opposite sides.
02:55I rather enjoy being on fleek.
02:58I ate a bug.
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