00:01There are still no leads as to the identity of
00:04The freaky folk hero remains at large
00:06Sir, what did you see last night?
00:09I heard gunshots, saw blood
00:11Handsome fella had his arm tore off like wet bread
00:14And the creature run off into the knife
00:16He looks like a fucked up hot dog
00:19That part was very shocking to me
00:21Motherfucker
00:23Can we put that up?
00:24Anyone that may have encountered this drink
00:27Breaking news
00:28A group of armed extremists
00:30The nasty lads
00:32They've taken hostages at a mis-meat lunchatorium downtown
00:35Let's go live
00:36We are the nasty lads
00:38We are angry
00:45Who the fuck are you?
00:58What the hell is that?
00:59He's a hero
01:07The toxic Avenger
01:09That's what the kids are calling him
01:11I think it's swell
01:15You're the only one who's a hero
