00:00I swear, out of all the contagions humanity has had to deal with,
00:04stupidity is clearly the worst.
00:06And we all need a vaccine for it.
00:09Now, frankly, if I was in charge,
00:11I'd remove every fucking warning label off of every fucking product ever made
00:15and just let the idiots stick forks and toasters while in the bathtub lighting fireworks.
00:19Go play in traffic and let the rest of us progress,
00:22you fucking single-celled mouth-breathers.
00:24Christ sakes, everybody's so fucking stupid, it just gets worse.
