- 6 months ago
a nuclear war has left most of the surviving human population sterile. A drifter named Sam Hell (Roddy Piper)—one of the last fertile men on Earth—is captured by the government and sent on a rescue mission to infiltrate a mutant amphibian settlement called Frogtown
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00:29:03You'll have to live up to my contract.
00:29:09Spango, put your blouse on.
00:29:12Come on, put your blouse on.
00:29:27Take your glasses off.
00:29:40.
00:29:41.
00:29:41.
00:29:41.
00:29:45.
00:29:46.
00:29:47.
00:29:47Hmm.
00:29:51Hmm.
00:29:55Hmm.
00:29:58Hmm.
00:30:00Hmm.
00:30:13Oh no...
00:30:39You clean her up?
00:30:43Not me.
00:30:52I'm grabbing some down time.
00:30:57Kay.
00:31:10Frogtown is back that way.
00:31:12How far?
00:31:13I ran all day and all night.
00:31:15Where are the other girls?
00:31:17They're in Commander Toady's palace.
00:31:19Why didn't they escape with you?
00:31:21They're from an order of passives.
00:31:23Resistance is not their way.
00:31:25They believe only the truly meek will inherit the earth.
00:31:28Right.
00:31:32All right.
00:31:32All right.
00:31:33Go south for a few days.
00:31:35The border patrol will pick up your signal and evacuate you to a med tech hospital.
00:31:38No, no, no, no, no.
00:31:39Don't worry.
00:31:41Mothers are national heroes.
00:31:42You'll be treated like a queen.
00:31:48In the middle of the night.
00:31:49No?
00:31:51No.
00:31:55No.
00:32:48Hold this.
00:32:57Put those on me.
00:33:13Now I'm your prisoner.
00:33:15Oh, I think I'm going to like that.
00:33:22Oh, what's wrong, baby?
00:33:25Don't like being treated like a puppet on a string?
00:33:27Now you know how I feel.
00:33:37Good cover?
00:33:38The best.
00:33:39Watch for my signal.
00:33:43Tie this around my waist.
00:33:45Don't try to take my earrings.
00:33:47If they lose contact with my body, your equipment blows.
00:33:51If you get too far away, your equipment blows.
00:33:56And if you don't do exactly what I say, your equipment blows.
00:34:01Understood?
00:34:01Did anybody ever tell you you have a wonderful personality?
00:34:05Move out.
00:34:06I didn't think so.
00:34:21Would you stop with the chain?
00:34:48We have to trust each other now.
00:34:50Our lives depend on it.
00:34:58But...
00:35:08You look good.
00:35:12Shall we?
00:35:14Might as well, as long as we're here.
00:35:17That's fine.
00:35:17Noase.
00:37:00Come on.
00:37:03Here goes the neighbor.
00:37:04All right, man.
00:37:07Hey, come on, don't drink.
00:37:12Break some oil here, please.
00:37:14Don't walk on me.
00:37:16Bartender, give me a drink.
00:37:22Help me.
00:37:23You're my prisoner.
00:37:26Remember?
00:37:38Is that good?
00:37:42It tastes like industrial waste.
00:37:45You never could hold your liquor.
00:37:52Lonnie, you're alive!
00:37:57They told me that you were pancaked in a mine Chattanooga town after the war.
00:38:02Oh, you know I got nine lives.
00:38:07Howdy, I'm Lonnie O'Toole, discoverer of the Wapachuca Motherlope.
00:38:12They call me Looney Tunes because I'm so crazy, I'm signering anybody you know.
00:38:19Well, I see your taste has improved.
00:38:21Yeah, you know.
00:38:23What's a worthless puff like you doing in Frogtown?
00:38:26Do a little trading.
00:38:28What about you?
00:38:30Oh, I go where the uranium is.
00:38:32Found a big pocket here, right under their noses.
00:38:35Looney, if there was any uranium here, they would have mined it out before the war.
00:38:40Listen, Pinhead.
00:38:41I'm being four square with you.
00:38:43Now, if you don't believe me, you just take a walk over the tunnel 43 and watch them greeners digging
00:38:49it out.
00:38:49Now!
00:38:50Fine, fine.
00:38:52What the hell are them mutants gonna do with all that uranium?
00:38:56Sell it, I guess, for whatever they can get.
00:38:58I get 20%.
00:39:03Listen, you want a barter, huh?
00:39:06Yeah.
00:39:07Well, you came to the right place, but you gotta talk to Leroy first.
00:39:11He runs the joint.
00:39:12Tell you what I'll do.
00:39:14I'll fix it up for you.
00:39:15Be right back.
00:39:16All right.
00:39:20That old man must have been 80 years old when I was born.
00:39:24I was down for the town.
00:39:26He was the only man that took the time to bother with me.
00:39:39Look out, flat lip.
00:39:40Yeah, watch where you're going, will you?
00:39:45Ooh!
00:39:47I love you.
00:39:50Do you want to talk about it?
00:39:52She's our contact.
00:39:54A handmaiden to the harem at Tony's palace.
00:39:56I love you is the code phrase.
00:39:57I mean, everything's going to plan.
00:39:59So far.
00:40:00What do you mean, so far?
00:40:02Hey, kid, you don't get a man like Leroy waiting.
00:40:04Come on.
00:40:22What is this?
00:40:24Blush.
00:40:26Boiled baby tortoise and brown lizards.
00:40:29I grind them up together to make a paste out of them.
00:40:31So I asked.
00:40:45A noble gesture, Mr. Hell.
00:40:48You see it so rarely these days.
00:40:52May I suggest a chaser, please?
00:41:06Beer.
00:41:08Real beer.
00:41:10Where'd you get this?
00:41:13Some miners found a case in an abandoned mine.
00:41:17It's only slightly radioactive.
00:41:25Now then.
00:41:26I congratulate you on your fine paste.
00:41:31We've not seen the like since Bull brought in those wenches.
00:41:38Wenches?
00:41:39Wenches?
00:41:40Like her?
00:41:41Yes.
00:41:42They were most delicate.
00:41:47Commander Toady was so impressed, he promoted Bull to his first lieutenant.
00:41:52Bull?
00:41:53Yeah, that's Commander Toady's butt leg.
00:41:57Oh, he hates me.
00:41:58Well, he hates all human beings.
00:42:00There is a lot of bad feeling towards humanity here.
00:42:05It wasn't bad enough that we unfortunate creatures were created as a byproduct of human warfare.
00:42:12But then your kind, your kind herded us on to these reservations as if we were cattle.
00:42:18Hey, I had no part in that.
00:42:20I hate the government.
00:42:23All government.
00:42:24So, I am prepared to offer 30 lilies for this fine specimen.
00:42:31No offense, mister.
00:42:33I'm looking at a lot of expense here.
00:42:36Well, I understand.
00:42:37But you can see how bad business is.
00:42:42Would 50 be more to your liking?
00:42:44It struck a spark, huh?
00:42:47Now, let's see if we can light a fire.
00:42:49Take another look at the lady.
00:42:54Good bones.
00:42:57Firm figure.
00:43:01Excellent teeth.
00:43:03She could supply you with endless nights of pleasure.
00:43:07You misunderstand me, sir.
00:43:09I do not seek a sex slave.
00:43:12I want something to bolster sagging attendance.
00:43:17Something with real showmanship.
00:43:21Can she dance?
00:43:23Can she dance?
00:43:25Of course she can dance.
00:43:29She's especially good at erotic dancing.
00:43:34Excellent.
00:43:37Excellent.
00:43:39I have an idea.
00:43:42Hey, wait a minute.
00:43:45Uh-oh.
00:43:46Whoa.
00:43:55Who brought this here?
00:43:59I did.
00:44:01What's it to you?
00:44:05Where you from, stranger?
00:44:08Nowhere nice.
00:44:09Got a name?
00:44:11Hell.
00:44:12Sam Hell.
00:44:13Never heard of you.
00:44:15She yours?
00:44:16Barter to Leroy.
00:44:18Private barter.
00:44:20Well, yes, but...
00:44:21Shut your hole!
00:44:25No private barters allowed in Frogtown!
00:44:29Toadies law!
00:44:30Leroy knows that!
00:44:33Looks like your deal just got canceled.
00:44:37How about it, boys?
00:44:39Auction!
00:44:40One!
00:44:43I stock the bidding at five lilies!
00:44:50Well?
00:44:53The bid stands at five.
00:44:57I bid five.
00:45:00It ain't good enough.
00:45:05Not a dare!
00:45:09I said it was high bid five, flat-lips!
00:45:16Leroy!
00:45:17You're shut down till Tony says otherwise!
00:45:22Everybody, back to work!
00:45:28Sam!
00:45:28Sam!
00:45:36I love you.
00:45:38Huh?
00:45:40Oh.
00:45:40The cold.
00:45:42Right.
00:45:45Where is everyone?
00:45:47Back at the mines.
00:45:49Bull has closed the saloon.
00:45:52Again.
00:45:57You're very fortunate.
00:45:59How do you figure that?
00:46:02You're alive, aren't you?
00:46:08What's going on?
00:46:10I'm Arabella.
00:46:11I'm sworn to fight Commander Todi to the death.
00:46:15They've taken your partner to the palace.
00:46:18To the harem?
00:46:21Well, then we're right on schedule.
00:46:23You slip me in, I bust them out, signal sentinela, and we're out of here, right?
00:46:28In theory.
00:46:30Oh, you're making me nervous.
00:46:43I pull me out on the table.
00:46:50I'm dying.
00:46:51Yup!
00:46:58I'm living good.
00:47:00You can't subscribe.
00:47:01Hmm, wait a minute.
00:47:05by the way i don't know how to thank you for helping us
00:47:12i do oh wait a second lady i don't even know you but i know you even here your name
00:47:21is legend
00:47:22oh yeah sam hell hellbent wonder the wasteland the fearless warrior
00:47:28is that so bad it's real tiring i don't want to talk about
00:47:36i understand you do you can rest right here
00:47:46i'll be different around here men throw themselves at me i can have my pick
00:47:52they're all idiots you are real men oh what are you doing just promise me you won't be gentle
00:48:04that i can promise oh sam i knew it would be great
00:48:12wait a minute just wait a minute do me a favor
00:48:16anything sam
00:48:19put this on
00:48:23now you're just a slave
00:48:29take her to toti
00:48:33come on you wet
00:48:39come with me i want you to identify someone
00:48:49is this how you like it sam it's perfect just a little kink of mine
00:49:03what is that it's the ecr spangle gets out of range it's gonna explode
00:49:09i know a shortcut to tunnel 43
00:49:21go on without me where
00:49:23where
00:49:26oh
00:49:28shh
00:49:30shh
00:49:32shh
00:49:34shh
00:49:36shh
00:49:36shh
00:49:38shh
00:49:38shh
00:49:41shh
00:49:43shh
00:49:45shh
00:49:46shh
00:50:12shh
00:50:15The bargain is sealed.
00:50:20What's this?
00:50:22Oh, just someone we're having for dinner tonight.
00:50:27Sorry, I can't join you.
00:50:34The first shipment shall be another within one week.
00:50:48Oh!
00:50:49What's that?
00:50:50Oh!
00:50:52Sam!
00:50:53Yeah, Sam, I got money.
00:50:55Sam!
00:50:57Please, Sam!
00:50:58Sit her away! Prepare her!
00:51:02Sam!
00:51:04Sam!
00:51:14Easy, baby girl. I'm on your side.
00:51:17What can we do to help them?
00:51:20Now?
00:51:23Not a thing.
00:51:24Sam!
00:51:25.
00:51:26Sam!
00:51:27.
00:51:32.
00:52:33What are you doing?
00:52:35As our captors commanded.
00:52:37Awakening your body.
00:52:57Where's Sparrow?
00:52:59In the harem.
00:53:02Being prepared for a night she'll never forget.
00:53:05I'll see if I can do the same for you.
00:53:20Hey, you don't need that.
00:53:22I'm ready to talk.
00:53:24The commander is very curious about med tech inventions.
00:53:28So I'm going to do a little exploratory surgery.
00:53:36I'm going to do a little exploratory surgery.
00:53:38We're going to start a week.
00:53:40I'm going to start a week.
00:53:42I'm going to start a week.
00:53:47I'm going to start a week.
00:53:51I'm going to start a week.
00:54:14I feel so...
00:54:16Alive?
00:54:18Yes.
00:54:19Without great passion, you cannot face the dance of the three snakes.
00:54:23Two of our companions went to their fate cold with fear and did not survive.
00:54:31Something seems to have stirred your senses.
00:54:34Or someone.
00:54:43Oh, good!
00:54:45It's wired to blow!
00:54:47Man tech wouldn't be stupid enough to wire a potent male!
00:55:09What do you think?
00:55:11To get more gas!
00:55:18This is nice.
00:55:21We don't have time for this.
00:55:34Come on!
00:56:03I got to tell you, you are one weird boy.
00:56:06Dude.
00:56:36Give me five minutes.
00:56:39Good luck.
00:56:43Classed, sentimental, reptile.
00:56:47Oh.
00:56:48Oh.
00:56:57Oh.
00:56:59Oh.
00:57:11Oh.
00:57:26Wired to blow.
00:57:30It's a fake.
00:57:32She tricked me.
00:57:34Oh.
00:57:41Remember this passion.
00:57:43Keep the fires high and you may survive the darts of the three snakes.
00:57:47What are these three snakes?
00:57:50You, come on.
00:57:52Listen, let's all go.
00:57:54Just walk right out of here.
00:57:55We bend with the wind to break.
00:57:57Sometimes you make your own wind.
00:58:02I can get you out.
00:58:04Maybe you're right.
00:58:07Get your hands off me.
00:58:09Stop it.
00:58:11Then again.
00:58:19Are you okay?
00:58:21Yeah.
00:58:22All there.
00:58:26Oh.
00:58:27Oh.
00:58:29Oh.
00:58:32Oh.
00:58:33Oh.
00:58:34Not now.
00:58:38What.
00:58:57Loaded bastard.
00:59:02What?
00:59:27Oh, my God.
00:59:46Oh, my God.
00:59:50Dance for me.
00:59:53The only dance I'm going to do is to dance on your grave.
00:59:57Dance or die.
01:00:03Uh, modern or ballet?
01:00:08The dance of the three snakes.
01:00:14Dance of the three snakes.
01:00:21Okay.
01:00:36Remember this passion and you may survive the dance of the three snakes.
01:00:40Yes, yes, yes.
01:00:52Wow.
01:01:05Oh, my God.
01:01:19Oh, my God.
01:01:24Oh, my God.
01:01:48What are you doing here?
01:01:51Oh, well, let me explain.
01:01:54Oh, my God.
01:02:01All right.
01:02:03All right.
01:02:34You have aroused the three snakes!
01:02:52Come to Maine!
01:02:54I ain't going near any of those things!
01:02:57No!
01:02:58Wait!
01:03:00Uh...
01:03:01I just thought of some new steps.
01:03:03Mm-hmm.
01:03:12Eat them, froggies!
01:03:28You okay?
01:03:30Yeah.
01:03:31Help me up.
01:03:36That's boogie.
01:03:44No, they've arrived.
01:03:45Oh, that'd be beautiful.
01:03:48Oh, that'd be beautiful.
01:03:50I'm waiting for this.
01:03:53Now, I'll get them.
01:03:55Someone's dealing guns to the greeners.
01:03:58Somebody named Count Sodom.
01:04:05It was your wife's, wasn't it?
01:04:09It was my daughter's.
01:04:13That's all I could find.
01:04:16The war was a long time ago.
01:04:19Not for me.
01:04:34Shall we?
01:04:36Might as well, while we're here.
01:05:02The three... snakes.
01:05:16You sure you need me?
01:05:21They will.
01:05:24It's a miracle!
01:05:26All right.
01:05:27Let's go.
01:05:28Here.
01:05:29Come on over.
01:05:30What are you doing?
01:05:32What are you doing?
01:05:37What are you doing?
01:05:38Your boys are gonna eat dirt or lead.
01:05:44Wise choice.
01:05:47What's that smell like?
01:05:49This way.
01:05:55Bonzova!
01:05:59Not yet, Wardy.
01:06:05Come on!
01:06:05I'll cover!
01:06:15Go!
01:06:20Come on, come on!
01:06:21Go, go!
01:06:22Fast, fast, fast!
01:06:26Go, go, go!
01:06:31Come on, people.
01:06:32I'm double-parked here.
01:06:43Oh, easy, son, easy.
01:06:47You're always in such a gall-darn hurry.
01:07:09You're letting them get away.
01:07:12I want you to do something about it.
01:07:16Now!
01:07:18Mm-hmm.
01:07:25Oh, no!
01:07:27Oh, no!
01:07:34Oh, no!
01:07:37No!
01:07:39No!
01:07:41No!
01:07:44Oooh.
01:07:51Forward!
01:08:27You're really something.
01:08:29I told you my plan would work.
01:08:36Yeah, you did.
01:08:58Don't take it so hard, son.
01:09:03I've lived my nine lives.
01:09:11Oh, I sure hope my heavens, it's good.
01:09:31Something's coming up fast behind us, and it's bad.
01:09:40Come on, y'all!
01:09:42Turn real!
01:10:00Hit him!
01:10:10Here they are.
01:10:11Here they are.
01:10:15Here they go.
01:10:16Here they go.
01:10:28Here they go.
01:10:41I'm okay.
01:10:42All right.
01:10:51I can lose them in the rocks.
01:10:53We're gonna make it.
01:11:09I'm going my way.
01:11:14Everybody out.
01:11:17Follow.
01:11:34Find them.
01:11:55I told you it was not finished, Sam Hellman.
01:12:09You see, this used to be a man's world, Sam.
01:12:13But now there are too many women that have us by the shorthairs.
01:12:18But I'm going to change that.
01:12:20I deal arms to the greeners for their uranium.
01:12:25And then I give it to renegade scientists for processing.
01:12:30Get away.
01:12:32Get away from him.
01:12:37Soon I shall have the only nuclear weapons since the war.
01:12:45And then I'll wipe the slate clean.
01:12:49Crossed swords.
01:12:49And I'll get rid of the weak ones.
01:12:51And the criminals.
01:12:52Hand it to me.
01:12:54I'm a passive.
01:12:56And then rid this world of those meddling med tech bitches.
01:13:02We're all gonna die.
01:13:06Starting with her.
01:13:22Long-winded son of a bitch.
01:13:27Welcome to the club.
01:13:41Hey, where are you going?
01:13:44To finish it.
01:13:46Stay with the girls.
01:13:52Sam?
01:13:53Sam!
01:13:57We'll be waiting for you.
01:13:59I'm helping you.
01:14:12I'm waiting for a quick break now.ется
01:14:33I don't know.
01:15:26I don't know.
01:15:29I don't know.
01:16:11I don't know.
01:16:15I don't know.
01:16:16Drop your weapons!
01:16:17Drop them!
01:16:22If you want to live, run!
01:16:27Not you, Toddy.
01:16:31We're going down together.
01:16:40I don't know.
01:17:03I don't know.
01:17:17Oh
01:17:41Oh
01:18:25Oh
01:19:09Oh
01:19:11Oh
01:19:50Sam
01:19:54Sam
01:19:56Sam
01:19:58Sam
01:20:20Sam
01:20:20We thought you were dead
01:20:23Where were you?
01:20:25When we saw that thing, we took cover
01:20:26I told you the plan would work
01:20:28Plan? That was a plot to murder me
01:20:31I ought to kick your butt
01:20:33Oh, just try it, Buster
01:20:39Stop
01:20:40Why?
01:20:42You would have saved yourself for fertiles
01:20:44I have enough
01:20:45Oh, no you don't
01:20:51I ain't on your leash no more
01:20:54Then why didn't you run off?
01:20:57I knew you'd miss me
01:21:09Hey, how's your shoulder?
01:21:11I've had worse
01:21:16Here
01:21:20What's this for?
01:21:24Something to hang on to
01:21:26When you're alone
01:21:43Med tech owes you a lot
01:21:47Maybe after you complete your duties
01:21:49I can get us a couple of weeks leave
01:21:52That sounds great
01:21:56What do you mean when I'm finished my duties?
01:22:06Oh
01:22:08I guess what they say is true
01:22:10What's that?
01:22:12A soldier's work is never done
01:22:19Oh
01:22:57But no
01:23:00No
01:23:03I've had to surpass my surgery
01:23:03No
01:23:08No
01:23:09No
01:23:17I
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