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Watch full episodes of 'Show Me Da Manny' every Thursday, 7:00 PM on YouLOL YouTube channel and on https://www.gmanetwork.com/gmaplay/. This show stars Manny Pacquiao, Marian Rivera, Paolo Contis, Benjie Paras, Rochelle Pangilinan, John Lapus, Tuesday Vargas, Lovi Poe, and Pekto Nacua. This episode’s guests are Iwa Moto and Wendell Ramos. #ShowMeDaManny

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00:20I don't know if I can't help you.
00:22I know that I can only do it.
00:23I can only do it.
00:25It's not like that.
00:28It's called half-nose.
00:30Half-nose.
00:31Half-nose.
00:33Where's your hand?
00:36This one.
00:37This one.
00:39This one.
00:40You're a little.
00:41You're a little.
00:43You're a little.
00:44You're a little.
00:45I'm here.
00:46I'm here.
00:47I'm here.
00:47You're a little.
00:48I'm here.
00:48You're like this.
00:59You're like a muscle.
01:02I'm so scared.
01:03What muscle?
01:04We have a lot of visitors to the gym.
01:10Come on.
01:10Yes, boss, yes.
01:11Yes, boss, yes, boss.
01:12You're ok.
01:16Here you are.
01:18We'll just find the other more.
01:21Can you annat!
01:25Hey!
01:28Hey!
01:28Daga lang yun, daga lang yun!
01:30Taman na yun! Taman na yun!
01:32Taman na yun! Matulog na kayo!
01:34Taman na yun! Matulog na kayo!
01:37Nasira ang pagkababae ko sa inyo!
01:38Nasirin ko pa naman!
01:42Ayoko bumili ng DVD na to eh.
01:44Dahil is turbo lang.
01:47Ano bang pinapanood nila ito sa DVD na to?
01:54Maganda naman pala itong DVD pinapanood nila eh.
01:57Ayos ko!
02:04Parang kaso pusa, di pa pwedeng magkabate.
02:08Kanya-kanyang hirig, may awang sobrang sa tulid.
02:12Ayaw ang pasingit, sa kakwa sobrang magising.
02:16Baka may pag-ibig na hindi lang pa ipababate.
02:20Show me the money! No money! No money!
02:23Show me the money! No money! No money!
02:32Show me the money! No money! No money!
02:47Show me the money! No money! No money!
03:03Show me the money!
03:17Bumunta na na! Mag-almosal na kayo!
03:18Rapong-almosal!
03:20Si Tito Manny talaga! Buta na lang wala kami ang paso!
03:23Eh bakit naba wala tayong paso?
03:25May newspaper drive kami! Di ba kayo rin?
03:28Oo buong school kasali!
03:30Eh alam mo naman pala, ba't ka nang tatinong?
03:32Ganyan talaga matalinong bata! Talong ng tanong!
03:36Ah! I don't believe in that!
03:38Um, aka na yun yung newspaper sa likod, ha?
03:40Sorry, nauna ako ay pinalam ko na yung Tito Manny kapo!
03:44Diba Tito Manny?
03:52Diba Tito Manny?
03:59Sister! Nakikita mo ba ang nakikita ko?
04:01Parang ang dami-daming customer ng kabilang jean!
04:04Come on! Naisip mo bang naisip ko?
04:07But of course!
04:09Maraming lalaki ngayon dyan na pawisan at nagpuputo ka ng mga muscles at hinahanap nila tayo!
04:14Gaga!
04:15Kita mo nga naman yan o!
04:18Ang tamit-tamit na, luma na yung mga gamit, ang batot-batot pat!
04:22Eh ang dami-daming tao!
04:23I don't know!
04:24Samantala sa inyo, bago ang mga gamit, ang gaganda, pero wala kayong customer!
04:29Hi!
04:31Hmm!
04:32Hmm!
04:32Hi, Lala!
04:34Oo!
04:35Check!
04:36Alam mo ikaw talaga?
04:37Sa tuwing nag-iisip ako, palagi ka sumusulpot!
04:41Uy, ano ka ba? Masyang awire pa sa lamang ka, may isa kayong customer!
04:44Tama!
04:45Tama!
04:45Correction!
04:46Not one, but two customers!
04:49Uji!
04:51My friend!
04:52Ella!
04:53Nicole!
04:54Cathy!
04:55Oh!
04:56Oh!
04:59Oh!
04:59Oh!
05:01Hmm!
05:04Hmm!
05:04In fairness, mukhang maganda yung zoom sa taas ha!
05:08At maganda yung place!
05:09Kaya bala gusto sa mag-workout dito ng marka!
05:12Eh talaga maganda ang mga gamit namin dito!
05:15At hindi lang gamit ang magaganda dito!
05:17Kundi pati na rin ang view!
05:20Oh!
05:20Thank you!
05:21Parang hindi naman yata ikaw yun!
05:23What?
05:25Ay nako!
05:26Siguro mga puti pa o makita kayo sa taas para yung mga lamig ng katawan nyo eh mahihita naman!
05:32Parang mabawasan naman!
05:33Parang magpamwisan kayo!
05:34Tama eh!
05:35Tsaka kailangan ko rin talaga magbuhat!
05:37Parang naman yung dibdib ko ba eh lumaki!
05:39Ah!
05:41Ganun ba pala bubuhat?
05:42Eh siguro mo na yung buhat nito!
05:44Ay oo naman!
05:46Pero shopping bags ka rin!
05:49Shopping bags!
05:50Shopping bags!
05:51Let's work out nga!
05:53See you later!
05:54See you later!
05:55See you later!
05:58Hmm, ingit ka na naman dun!
05:59Kaya I'm shy!
06:01Pero naisip ko lang sister!
06:04Dagsaan ng mga customers sa kabilang jeans
06:06samantalang kayo dadalawa lang!
06:07Isa lang ibig sabihin niya!
06:09Suguro dyan sa kabilang jeans!
06:11Ah!
06:11Suguro meron dyan na may tindi abansin!
06:14O kaya namibigay sila ng leaf goods!
06:17O kaya may sabo!
06:18Or better yet!
06:20Suguro meron dyan florish shop!
06:23Hindi ka na?
06:23Aha!
06:24Ah!
06:25Kahila papayag ako!
06:26Ah!
06:27Alamin ko!
06:27Kono meron dyan sa loob!
06:29Bakit maraming tao!
06:32Magdakay!
06:35Ang panguyon ka na?
06:37Yes!
06:37Yes po sir!
06:38Alamin gusto halang?
06:40Ah!
06:41Ade..
06:41Pinawin nga ng ice-et
06:42at kahit ano sandwich siya!
06:44Yes!
06:45Maganda kami po!
06:56Um, hi, miss.
07:00I'm going to number six.
07:04No.
07:05Yes.
07:06Because you're sixy-sixy.
07:10You're so funny.
07:13I'm corny.
07:14Um, pero alam mo, yung hair, na-skip ka.
07:17Thanks.
07:18I'm Eric.
07:19Um, Kat.
07:20Amin, Tungji.
07:21Ay, talaga.
07:23Alam mo, first time ko dito, pero feeling ko, hindi pa to yung last na mag-workout ako dito.
07:29Talaga, thank you, ah.
07:31Ah, so, ah, libre ka ba tonight?
07:35O may bayad na?
07:39Alam mo, para akong sinihan, eh.
07:44Ah, libre yung palabas, pero may entrance fee.
07:49Talaga.
07:51Alam mo, para din akong sinihan.
07:53Oh?
07:54Pinipilahan.
07:55Standing room pa.
07:57Why not?
07:58Ah, so ano, pwede ka tonight?
08:01Hmm, sige.
08:03Pero mag-workout pa ako, eh.
08:06Kaya, kita na lang tayo after an hour?
08:09Ah, sige, hintayin kita sa shower.
08:12Eh, saan?
08:12Sige.
08:14Sige.
08:14Bye.
08:16Bye.
08:26I used to go.
08:28I don't know your order.
08:29Sorry, I'll pay that one, ha.
08:31Si, may gusto ka sa yung boss na ang asa yun.
08:33What?
08:33Yes.
08:34Oh, na.
08:35Love joy.
08:37Ang daming issue, ha?
08:38Yes.
08:40Text ka na ko, mo at alicia order.
08:42Okay, I'll get your number later.
08:45Hi.
08:47Hello.
08:48Ah, mahili ka ba sa number 7?
08:52Bakit?
08:53Kasi yun, 66 mo, eh.
08:57Alam mo, you're so funny.
09:00Ay, ay, ay.
09:02Merienda tayo?
09:04Ah, eh, magma-merienda na ako.
09:08Ay, ako.
09:09Kau naman.
09:10Huwag kang magma-merienda rito sa kafe namin.
09:12Kafe na masarap dito.
09:14Ay, ganon?
09:15Yes.
09:16Saming to.
09:17Ay, talaga?
09:18Yes, yes.
09:19Awasin niyo pala.
09:20Mmm.
09:22Sa, huwag na yan.
09:23Dito tayo sa labas kumahin.
09:25Sarap ang gano dito.
09:27Eh, paano to?
09:28Hindi ko pa napabayaran.
09:30So, the owner is here.
09:32Akin to.
09:32Kahit ano, pwede kong gawin dito.
09:34Pwede kong sirain lahat dito.
09:36Akin to.
09:37Ah?
09:38Okay.
09:39Okay.
09:39Palala pong objection.
09:41Your owner.
09:42Liga na.
09:43Sige.
09:45Nagdadabog siya.
09:48Jump straight!
09:50Go, go!
09:52Jump straight!
09:52Jump straight!
09:53Yan!
09:54Hop, hop, hop!
09:56Hop!
09:56Hop, hop, hop!
09:58Parang...
09:58Jump straight!
10:00Pare!
10:01Parang sarap mag-insahe dito, no?
10:03Kasi daming, daming.
10:05Insahe rin.
10:05Nakakain-kainin.
10:10Ay, talaga nga!
10:11Siyempre, eh!
10:12Bakit magagalang mo
10:12snuck-tob dito, eh?
10:13Oo, saka hindi lang...
10:14Hindi lang yun, tol.
10:16Magagandang lalaki mo
10:17nga snuck-tob dito.
10:19Palapiru rin to, no?
10:21Biro ba yun?
10:23Tawag, masakit eh.
10:25At pag-aas naman!
10:27Danda, kira-kol!
10:28Siyempre, saan na tayo!
10:29Saan na'y mawko!
10:32Pagparang gusto mo ako sa makin,
10:34ikaw na...
10:35Kaya ko yan!
10:36Ano?
10:36Hindi, hindi ko ma...
10:37Ano?
10:37Masakit, naging sayo.
10:38Magagalan yun.
10:40Masakit.
10:41Masakit, eh.
10:42Ito!
10:45Ah, sir!
10:46GR!
10:48Boss!
10:49Parang puyat na puyat ka, Boss, ah!
10:51Wala to.
10:55Pagsabihin mo,
10:56nagbabad sa DVD yan.
10:57Bagong bili kasi.
10:59Ha?
11:00Hindi.
11:02Milip lang ako, eh.
11:03Alam ko na yan.
11:04Tapos nagustuhan mo,
11:06janis mo yan pagkagumon.
11:08Yun?
11:08Bakit?
11:08Anong tingin mo sa akin, adik?
11:11I don't see.
11:12Ay, oye!
11:13Kayo nga, huwag nyo nga inaasal si Manny.
11:15Kita nyo nang...
11:16Kahit inaantok,
11:17nang tatrabaho pa rin, eh.
11:18Kaya ko, Manny.
11:19Akong bahalang magkisok, eh.
11:24Parang wala nga epekto yan, ha?
11:26Ah, wala epekto, wala epekto yung sayo mo.
11:28Wala, wala ka ano-ano.
11:30Walang dating, oh.
11:30Antok pa rin, eh.
11:32Eh, hindi naman yun ang panggising ko, oh.
11:33Eto, oh.
11:34Oh, kape.
11:35Atto, Liana, nagabala ka pala, eh.
11:38Okay lang sa akin mag-abala.
11:40Sige na.
11:44Ah, mga pari, pari bang makijym?
11:46Ah, ah, ah, ah, pwede, pwede, pwede, pwede, pwede.
11:49Okay.
11:50Sige, asikasuhin nyo siya.
11:52Ah, teka mo na.
11:52Anong pangalan mo?
11:53Pari Noel.
11:54Ah, Manny.
11:55Ah, Noel.
11:57Ah, wala ka mo tang kamay mo.
11:58Puro kaya lang yung kamay mo.
12:00Pas pa ka, para...
12:05Ano tayo tingnan mo?
12:08Wala.
12:09Oh, kape kuya.
12:11Huwag kong pakailaman d'yo.
12:12Ah, hindi.
12:12Sa'yo na.
12:13Muha ang kape ka niya.
12:15Sino pwede magdurulid ka?
12:16Dito.
12:16Dito ko, sir.
12:18Ayun ako, nakakainis talaga ka.
12:20Di ko pa yung kapatid ko d'yun sa dyaryo.
12:22Eh, hayaan mo na.
12:24Oh, sige, ganito.
12:25Sa'yo na lang itong dyaryo ko.
12:26Ay, salana.
12:27Hop.
12:28Pero teka, sa isang kondisyon.
12:31Ano naman yan?
12:32Gusto ko...
12:33Hmm?
12:34Hmm?
12:42Ah, ano ka sa'yo suwerte?
12:44Hindi kita nalil sa'yo.
12:46Hindi naman yung kiss, eh.
12:48Gusto ko yung fish balls.
12:50Tingnan nga dito.
12:50Ah, ganun ba?
12:51Oo.
12:52Kamila na, mag-ilap na tayo ng dyaryo.
12:58O naman?
12:59Akala ko kung saan mo, om.
13:02Papakainan sa fish ball lang pala.
13:05Patikim lang yun.
13:06Alam mo, pag mag-detinner na tayo, naldanin kita do'y sa mamahaling restaurant.
13:11Gusto ko sa mall, ah.
13:13Pat naman sa mall.
13:15Para makapag-shopping.
13:16Um, I mean, para makapag-itakito tayo, actor.
13:20Alam mo yun, manod tayo ng sine, mga ganun.
13:23Uy, gusto ko yan, ah.
13:25Ano, masarap ba?
13:26Mmm!
13:29Gusto ko ba na itlog na makala?
13:32Gusto ko yun.
13:33Oh, teka.
13:34Sandali, magja-jogging mo.
13:36Teka, teka.
13:37Hindi ka magja-jogging mo.
13:39Kasi nasa likod na tindahan yung itlog na maanap.
13:42Gusto mo sa mamahang jogging na tayo?
13:44Ah, di ka, jogging tayo pong gaya.
13:46Let's go!
13:47Eh, wala tayo.
13:53Sandali.
13:53Shh, shh.
13:55Oy.
13:56Oh.
13:56Anong tinitingin mo?
13:58Wala.
14:00Wala, eh.
14:00Kanina pag-ala ng galahin, mata mo dito.
14:03Saka katingin.
14:04Alam mo, pare, mababaw lang kasing kaligayaan ko, eh.
14:07Natutuwa kasi ako ito sa gym na to, eh.
14:09Alam mo naman ako, babaw kaligayaan.
14:11Walang, lo.
14:12Ah, ganun.
14:12Kahit malito, kahit na luma na.
14:15Oo, eh.
14:16Nakakatuwa.
14:26Oh, noel, magtitraining ka ba?
14:29Oo, sana, pare, kaso mo yun, magtitraining sa'kin.
14:31Mukhang nakabrake yata.
14:34Ang break?
14:37Eh, gusto mo ako na lang mag-training sa'yo.
14:40Ah, eh, kasi ano, pare, kinaako lang mag-warm-up.
14:43Eh, di, mas maganda yan.
14:44Warm-up talaga.
14:45Warm-up mo na bago mag-training.
14:46Ah, ganun ba?
14:47Ah?
14:47Mingga ka, turuan kita.
14:49Oo, sige, sige, pare.
14:52Sige.
14:52Sige.
14:53Sige, dito, dito, dito.
14:55Okay.
14:55Dapat itaas yung pa, ha.
14:57Oh, dahan-dahan lang, pare, ha.
14:58Dahan-dahan lang.
14:59Ganyan, taas.
15:01Ganyan.
15:02Okay, okay.
15:04Tapos, dapat, after ng pa, ha, sit-up na.
15:08Ah, sit-ups, oo, okay, sige.
15:10Okay.
15:12Okay ba yan, pare?
15:13Yan.
15:14Okay.
15:14Yan.
15:16Oh.
15:18Anong nangyari sa'yo, pare?
15:20Ano ba, sit-up mo?
15:21Ah, pahinga ka muna dun, pare, kaya.
15:24Ako na dito, bahala.
15:26Hi!
15:37Hi, Rihanna.
15:39Ikaw ba'y nalulungpot?
15:41Ah, sure, tigil-tigilan mo nga, kung aga-aga pinakainit mo ulo ko.
15:44Ah, ito naman eh, nagpapakipot ka pa eh, alam ko naman matagal ka nang may pagnanasa sa'kin eh.
15:50Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
15:59ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
16:03ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
16:03ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
16:03ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
16:04ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
16:19I'm not going to want to be a man who is a man who is a man.
16:26What are you implying?
16:28Me?
16:29I have a man?
16:30I'm sorry.
16:31I don't have that one.
16:34That's it.
16:35You're on your back.
16:36Look at that.
16:39You're like a snow.
16:42Eww!
16:43Yes.
16:44You know?
16:46You know?
16:48Wait.
16:49You're going to take a shampoo.
16:54You're going to take a shower.
16:56That's clear.
16:57You're going to take a shower.
16:59Really?
17:00Okay.
17:00I'll take a shower.
17:11Asher!
17:13Is that you?
17:14Yes.
17:16Rihanna.
17:17It's me.
17:18No tan.
17:20Just go here.
17:22So, are you ready to go out with me?
17:24Okay.
17:25Because you're so cute.
17:28It's clear.
17:29Let's go!
17:32I'm not burnt.
17:34I'm out of my mouth.
17:37I'm not burnt.
17:37I'm so 200 and I'm so damn rich.
17:38Soft boiled egg, I can have it too.
17:40I love it.
17:41It's really nice to see you and like this one.
17:43I'll hold it in my heart.
17:44It's good for you.
17:46I'll carry it in my heart.
17:47But I'll like the fishbowl.
17:48Oh, I like the insurance!
17:50It's a nice, mate!
17:51But do you know what's the most beautiful fishbowl?
17:54What?
17:56It's a lot of fun.
17:59Wait, wait, wait, wait.
18:03I'm sorry.
18:07I'm sorry.
18:09I love you.
18:14I love you.
18:16I love you.
18:18I love you.
18:20I love you.
18:21Okay.
18:22I'm sorry.
18:23I'm sorry.
18:37Tol.
18:40Why didn't you cry?
18:42No, I didn't cry.
18:43Why didn't you cry?
18:47I'm looking for a little girl.
18:47I love you, Tol.
18:48I love?
18:49What?
18:50Okay.
18:52Secret!
18:55I love you too.
18:57I'm not even known about you.
18:59I'm not known.
19:00I've seen you and said,
19:00I'm a little girl.
19:02I'm a little girl.
19:04I'm a little girl.
19:07But I know, Tol,
19:09I know that I'm more known for you,
19:11But, you know, you're a lot of chicks.
19:15Give me a little bit of a tip
19:17about how to impress the chicks.
19:20You know the truth.
19:22The women...
19:23They want to impress the muscles.
19:26They're a lot of muscles.
19:31Excuse me.
19:33You want to hold?
19:35See?
19:36How about this?
19:37You want to...
19:38Hold it?
19:39You can hold it.
19:41You're a little bit.
19:43You're a little bit.
19:45You're a little bit.
19:46You're a little bit.
19:47I'm trying to do it.
19:49Yes.
19:49It's simple.
19:51Let's go.
19:52Let's go.
19:53Here.
19:53Here.
19:57Excuse me.
19:58Why?
19:59Ah!
20:00Maniac!
20:01I'm not going to do it!
20:02I'm not going to do it!
20:06Wait, wait.
20:09Why is that?
20:10What's going on?
20:10What happened?
20:11What happened last night?
20:13I left the abs I saw.
20:15What happened?
20:16I saw that abs.
20:16What happened?
20:16Is the abs what happened?
20:17Yes!
20:19You cry!
20:23You cry!
20:25You cry!
20:26Kitty!
20:28What are you days?
20:29What are you days in the air?
20:30I felt like yesterday.
20:31You know, I'm in the shower,
20:32so...
20:33I was going to sleep.
20:35If I was together,
20:36I'm sure I'm a long time.
20:40I'm not going to go to the house.
20:41You're not going to go to the house.
20:42You're just going to go to the house.
20:45We're going to memorize you.
20:48What?
20:48I'm going to go to my inbox.
20:51Inbox?
20:54You're not going to go to the house.
20:55That's what I'm going to do.
21:01I'm so happy now.
21:03I don't expect that you'll be able to join me.
21:06You know, you're probably going to go to the gym here.
21:10You're going to go to the house.
21:12You're going to go to the house.
21:13You know, it's so sweet.
21:15Since I was renting here,
21:16it's not the place that it's so sweet.
21:19It's so sweet.
21:22You're going to go to the house.
21:23You're going to go to the house.
21:26Yes.
21:26But you know, I'm really proud
21:28because I'm going to buy money on time.
21:30You can always buy new products.
21:33It's like money.
21:34You're owed money on time.
21:39Maybe not.
21:40Ma'am, I'm coming home.
21:42There he is.
21:45Hey, Leanna.
21:46My name is Original.
21:47You've offered a coffee in peace to have me.
21:48Why not deserve anything.
21:51I haven't used it.
21:53I don't know.
21:54I know that the coffee is what you do is Pop.
21:55You're drunk.
21:58What?
21:59Ah, what do you think of me?
22:01Is that a joke?
22:02Is that a joke?
22:04I don't know.
22:06You look like I'm using a joke.
22:08It's a joke.
22:13It's a joke.
22:17You're right there.
22:18You're right there.
22:19You're right there.
22:19Just a minute, please.
22:22I hope you're here first.
22:24I'm going to take you first.
22:25I just want to know you.
22:27I'm not a joke.
22:28I'm not a joke.
22:30Okay.
22:33You have to be close.
22:36You're not going to pay.
22:38Do you hear it?
22:39That's right.
22:40That's right, that's right.
22:41That's right.
22:42It's like a good party.
22:43You're right there.
22:45I can't believe it.
22:51I'm not a joke.
22:54This is a list of people who have eaten it.
22:57So, we'll pay for it before you get out of the way.
23:00You'll pay for it.
23:01Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad,
23:03wait a minute.
23:04You'll pay for it, you'll pay for it?
23:05No, uh...
23:06Hey, there's a donation.
23:08Do you know what it's called?
23:10That's how it's discarded by the young man.
23:13Good night.
23:14Brad, Brad, Brad!
23:16You'll pay for it!
23:17Yes, but who's paying for it?
23:20We'll pay for it.
23:21It's just a thing.
23:22It's just a thing.
23:23We'll pay for it.
23:26Oh, it's not there.
23:27Why?
23:28I'm not going to sing this song.
23:29I'm not going to sing this song.
23:30I'm not going to sing this song.
23:31But who's going to sing this song?
23:34Eh...
23:35Man!
23:36Man!
23:37Oh, what's up now?
23:41Don't let me know.
23:43Don't let me know!
23:45I know.
23:46It's hard for you to sing this song.
23:53Anything else?
23:55Okay.
23:55Okay.
23:56Okay.
23:57Ikaw, huwag kang alis nang alis ha.
23:58Hindi ka na nakakatulong dito sa ang team natin.
24:01Ba?
24:02Nagsalita ka ikaw.
24:03Kaya banay la kwacha.
24:05Syempre.
24:06Bici ko eh.
24:07Kaya nga dapat ikaw nga iiwan dito.
24:10Ganon?
24:10Alay, ikaw walang karapatan may chicks.
24:12Kaya hindi ah.
24:13Okay.
24:14Mas matanda ako sayo.
24:16Kahit dapat ako kung ang magkasawa.
24:18Naintindihan mo?
24:20Sino ba kasi ya?
24:21Pakilala mo na nga sa akin yan.
24:22Oh, sige eh.
24:24Pakilala mo rin chicks masyara.
24:26Cool.
24:26Cool?
24:27Hmm.
24:28Sige.
24:31Hi.
24:33Hello?
24:34Hi, Harry.
24:35Hey, what's up?
24:38Wala lang.
24:39Alam mo, meron kasi ako nakitang color white na blouse na super duper gusto ko.
24:44Ay, alam mo.
24:47Bagay talaga sa'yo yung kulay white eh.
24:50Ah, huwag kang mag-ala.
24:51Magsha-shopping tayo bukas tapos bibiling ko para sa'yo.
24:54Ay, talagang sit na naman.
24:58Mah, good night.
25:00Mwah, mwah, mwah.
25:01Bye.
25:02Bye.
25:03Bye.
25:06Bye.
25:11Bye.
25:12Hello, Askar.
25:14Hello.
25:16Hi.
25:17Anong suot mo?
25:18Anong ginabong kami?
25:19Alam mo, may nakita akong blouse na color black sa mwan.
25:24Super gusto ko.
25:25Oo.
25:27Uy.
25:28Bagay nga sa'yo yun.
25:30Color black.
25:30Nai-imagine ko na.
25:32Sige.
25:32Huwag kang mag-ala.
25:34Bukas na bukas.
25:35Bukas na bukas.
25:35Bipili natin.
25:36Talaga.
25:37Ang sweet mo naman.
25:40Bye.
25:42Bye.
25:45Uy.
25:47Sino ba yun?
25:48Siya ba yun?
25:49Siya yun?
25:50Hey.
25:51Siya ba?
25:52Oo, siya rin yun.
25:53Taga.
25:53Oo.
25:57Kapatid, kapatid.
25:58Hey.
26:00Oh, pare.
26:01Jab, Jab.
26:02Matagal naman nag-i-chain?
26:05Matagal-tagal na rin, pare.
26:06Saan?
26:07Saan ka nag-i-chain dati?
26:08Ano eh?
26:10Halimutan ko na eh.
26:10Kasi palipatipo tao nang pinagayin sa'yo.
26:13Oh.
26:14Maru-uro ko na eh.
26:15Talaga?
26:16Maru-uro ko na eh.
26:17Oh.
26:18Jab, para.
26:19Ay, yun yung maniwala eh.
26:20Ay, tayo ma-uro na.
26:21Ang butin mo?
26:22O.
26:23Wala kas ganang ligitin.
26:24Dahan lang, dahan.
26:25Dahan na lang, tol.
26:26Ano na-practice lang tayo.
26:31Ma-aam butin ako eh.
26:33Isang kapit.
26:34Marulong ka na, tol.
26:35Para pupuyat na.
26:35Puyat na kuya pa na.
26:37Huh?
26:37Puyat na kuya pa na.
26:39Ah.
26:39Kailuwang ko ba?
26:41Ano nag-puyat ako nung isang gabi, hindi na ko makatulog eh.
26:44Nang buta ko ah.
26:46Dali.
26:47Figuro in love diyan.
26:48Hey, who's that?
26:50Who's that?
26:51Who's that?
26:52Noy!
26:55Noy, noy.
26:56Noy, you're here.
26:58Come here, let's go to the sparring so we can't get the antok.
27:02Okay, buddy.
27:04Sparring just again.
27:09Sparring.
27:10Why don't you get the antok?
27:12You're always the antok.
27:13That's right, boss.
27:14It's a few days, I'm not going to get the antok.
27:16You're the only one.
27:17You're the only one.
27:18You're the only one.
27:21Okay, okay.
27:22Okay, okay.
27:24I'll just take a look.
27:27Oh, come on!
27:30Come on!
27:31Come on!
27:32Come on!
27:33Come on!
27:35Come on!
27:36Come on!
27:37Come on!
27:37Come on!
27:39Wait!
27:39I just thought...
27:41Did I get that antoklap?
27:43Why did I stay alive?
27:45Get the antoklap?
27:57What about you from now?
28:02Just wait.
28:04Come on!
28:05You got a guy right there.
28:05I'm like...
28:10I got a look.
28:11A look.
28:11Can I get you?
28:12Excuse me, uh, nakita mo ba si Ella yung fancrops?
28:16Ano ba? Ito naman, nakasutsod na ka agad.
28:19Magka-sina-answer portion muna tayo.
28:21Ito naman ako easy to get, no?
28:23Ano ba kayo ako ng ganyan?
28:26Oh my God!
28:30Ako to.
28:34Wait, Ella! Ano ba yun?
28:36Ano ba yun? Ano yung itsura mo?
28:39Huwag ka maingat dyan.
28:40Siyempre nag-ganto ako, nagpanggap ako para makapasok ko dyan sa gym dyan sa kabila.
28:45Ano, okay ba?
28:46Inveso ko akang totoy, ha?
28:49Nagbibinatapal pang...
28:50Oo, oo!
28:51Kami ito bagay sa'yo!
28:53Ano ba?
28:54Ayan.
28:54Ano ba?
28:55Yes!
28:57Oh, gusto ko malaman, ano naman ang nadiscoverin mo dyan sa kabilang gym?
29:01Actually wala eh, pero...
29:03Gusto ko naman.
29:04Pagpasok ka pa lang sa gym nila, napakabantot!
29:07As in, napakabantot!
29:09Hoy!
29:09Parang ganyan eh!
29:10May pagkaganyan makang mabantot eh!
29:12How?
29:12Sobra ka!
29:13Hoy alam mo, ikaw, minsan, yung mga bagay na mabantot, yun yung magic, baka yun yung magic ng lugar nila!
29:19Yung magic ang bantot eh!
29:19Pagpunta ko nga ito, para hihimatayin na akong baho!
29:22Ay, dahil wag kang umarte!
29:23Marami mga bagay ang mababantot, pero masarap!
29:26Ikaw talaga mga bagay ang mababantot eh!
29:27Ano pa nangyari?
29:28Ano alam mo ba?
29:30Happy happy ako!
29:31Why naman?
29:33Huh!
29:35Napabagsak ko lang naman si Manny!
29:37Wow!
29:38Yun ang importante sa akin!
29:40Alam ko na napabagsak ko siya!
29:41Ang tari mo si Esther!
29:43Napabagsak mo yung itsura ngayon ni Manny!
29:44Masil-masil na yun!
29:45Ang buong katawa!
29:46Pati mo ka ng masel!
29:47Hindi na mo naman to!
29:48Ang bongga!
29:50Pagsimera ka talaga!
29:51I love it!
29:52Congratulations!
29:52Ang tanong!
29:54Paano mo may ipagsasabi sa iba yan?
29:58Actually, yan nga yung problema ko eh!
30:00Pero hindi!
30:00Ang importante sa akin!
30:02Natalo ko si Manny!
30:03Wala palang binatbat yun eh!
30:05That's the attitude, sis!
30:07Right?
30:07Oo ah!
30:09Ito ay!
30:11Nicole?
30:12Huh?
30:13Yuck!
30:15Nadiri ka, Nicole!
30:17Eh, dito ka ba naman sa gym yung lalalaki?
30:20Eh, eh, bakit?
30:21Naliligawa ka eh!
30:22Eh, Nicole, ha?
30:25Isustong mo kita kay Ella!
30:27Huh?
30:28Ano?
30:29Eh, wala ka pala!
30:31Halika!
30:32Suntungan tayo!
30:32Halika!
30:33Isustong mo kita kay Ella!
30:35Eh!
30:36Halika!
30:38Halika!
30:39Suntungan tayo!
30:53Suntungan tayo!
31:06Suntungan tayo!
31:09Marnakaw!
31:09Marnakaw!
31:10Marnakaw!
31:12Marnakaw!
31:13Marnakaw!
31:14Marnakaw!
31:15Mag nanakaw!
31:16Mag nanakaw pala ito!
31:17Sindlay!
31:17Sindeli!
31:18Suntungan tayo!
31:20Bakit sumisigaw?
31:22Ito!
31:23Siya!
31:24Siya!
31:25Siya!
31:26Hey!
31:27Mag nanakaw pa pala!
31:29Mag nanakaw ko pala!
31:30Yes, ma!
31:31I'm going to take this present.
31:33I'm going to ask you why.
31:35Why?
31:36I'm so interested in seeing you.
31:38That's right!
31:39I'm going to take this present.
31:40I don't know.
31:42You're going to take this present.
31:44I'm going to take this present.
31:44I'm not going to take this present.
31:46Hey!
31:51What?
31:54Take this present.
31:56Don't forget to take this present.
31:57Hey!
31:58What?
31:59You're going to say this?
32:00Discard this party,
32:01so you're going to win.
32:03Why don't you have to kill me?
32:04I'm not going to kill you.
32:06I'm not going to kill you.
32:07Why don't you have to kill me?
32:09Why don't you have to kill me?
32:10I can trust you if you need me.
32:12I'm going to come here
32:13because I want to know
32:14why people are not doing this.
32:16But I'm not going to kill you.
32:18What do you think of me?
32:20I'm not going to kill you.
32:24You just want me to see it.
32:27What's your face?
32:28You really know what your face is.
32:30Your face is a face.
32:31It's a face.
32:33Let's go!
32:35Hold on, hold on.
32:39Before you leave, you'll be sorry for me.
32:43I don't want to.
32:44Because you're trespassing.
32:45I don't want to.
32:47Okay, I'll call you the police.
32:49Sorry!
32:52I don't want to.
32:58Sorry.
33:00I'm sorry.
33:02I'm sorry.
33:03I'm sorry.
33:03I'm hungry.
33:04I'm hungry.
33:04I'm hungry.
33:04I'm hungry.
33:05I'm hungry.
33:06What's that?
33:09It's a San Marino Cord.
33:13That's a lot of oil.
33:15Hey!
33:16Don't change the San Marino.
33:18It's less oil.
33:19It's less oil.
33:21It's more oil.
33:22It's more oil than it.
33:22It's less oil.
33:23I'll eat it.
33:25I'm hungry.
33:41I'm hungry.
33:42Sige, sige. Bigyan mo ko.
33:44Oh, sandali. Ako buksan ko.
33:46Sabi yung pagbukas natin dyan.
33:48Ay.
33:53Oh, yun lang.
33:58Ano?
34:00Sabi ko naman sayo eh.
34:03Uy kuya,
34:04tingnan mo naman ha.
34:06Yung San Marino na yan, hindi na kailangan lutuin.
34:09Straight from the can,
34:10dilabi ko lang sa kain, tapos ready to eat na yan.
34:13Hindi ka tulad na iba, parang
34:15Ewan ko ba?
34:16Mas ang San Marino eh, ibang leveling yan eh.
34:19Todo na hanggang doon.
34:21Mga ibang. Ewan ko na lang ha.
34:23Ngirap na lang magsalita.
34:25Hoy! Kuya!
34:27Anong ginawa ako?
34:29Dada lang ako ng dadali. Hubos mo na to?
34:31Eh, masarap kasi at malasa eh.
34:35Ganun lang, smile.
34:37Nakakainis ka naman eh.
34:39Enjoy ka ba?
34:40Salamat naman!
34:42Ay, salamat nga pala dyan.
34:44Sabihin mo para sa akin ah.
34:46Ako naman, alam mo kahit anong gusto mo, sabihin mo lang sa akin.
34:49Bibiling ko.
34:50Kahit mahal?
34:51Of course. Lalo na pag mahal.
34:54Oh, saka naman.
34:57Benita na kayaan mo.
34:58Kati!
35:00Bakit?
35:01Tol, si Kati.
35:03Siya yung ano.
35:04Siya yung sinasabi ko sa iyong babaeng.
35:06Magmahal ko.
35:08Teka, teka, teka, teka.
35:10Eh, siya rin yung sinasabi kong babae.
35:11Kaya nga, ito nga, binilihan ko sa iyong puting blouse, oh.
35:14Ito yung gusto niya eh.
35:15Hindi!
35:15Paano nangyari yun?
35:17Tagusap tayo.
35:17Ito, binili ko na yung blouse na itin na gusto mo.
35:20Ay, gusto mo rin yan.
35:21O, teka, teka, teka.
35:23Nauna ako kay Kati.
35:24Tsaka mas bata ako.
35:25Dapat sakin siya.
35:26O, Tol.
35:27Alam mo mula ang bata tayo.
35:29Pinagbibigyan kita.
35:30Pero ngayon,
35:32akong pagbibigyan mo.
35:33Tandaan mo yan, ha?
35:34Hindi!
35:34Sa akin siya!
35:35Sa akin siya!
35:36Ah, ganun.
35:37Gusto mo pa na huwag kasubukan tayo, ha?
35:40Ah!
35:40Sige!
35:41O!
35:42O!
35:43O!
35:43O!
35:45Ano pa nag-aawayan yung dalawa, ha?
35:47Nakakahiya kayo nandito pa kayo sa harap
35:50ng tindahan nakin nag-aaway?
35:51Pa?
35:53Tapos pinag-aawayan nyo ito?
35:55Nawalang kwentang babae?
35:57Ano ba kayong dalawa?
35:58Papa?
36:00Ha?
36:01Aking siya!
36:02Paano naging...
36:03Sa akin nga?
36:04Ang kulit mo, ha?
36:05Hindi!
36:05Sinunot mo siya sa akin!
36:06Ah!
36:07Tama na!
36:09Ayong dalawa talaga?
36:10Eh, eh, eh, eh.
36:11Angot talaga kayong dalaway.
36:12Hindi nyo ba nakakalata?
36:14Tinungo kayo nito?
36:15Ha?
36:15Pinag-aaway kayong dalawang magkapatid!
36:18Tanda ka lang dito?
36:19O nga!
36:19Maliwanag ba sa sikad ng araw
36:21na ginagamit lang kayo ng babae niyan?
36:24Manggagamit!
36:25Hey!
36:25Ikaw na babae pa?
36:26Bawa mo sa'yo yung malaki ang dibdib ba?
36:28Dahil alaban din...
36:30sa kanila!
36:31Huw!
36:32Huw!
36:33Alam mo, dapat sa'yo talaga eh.
36:35Dapat sa'yo yung upakan eh.
36:36Talaga?
36:37Oo!
36:37Sirius!
36:38Sirius!
36:39Naman ang nangyayagang kapatid,
36:40kung palibilag ako!
36:41Ha?
36:43Paano nangyayari nito?
36:45Ano nangyayari nito?
36:45Ay, naku, Marco.
36:46Yung friend mo,
36:47akalaki mo ba naman
36:48tinutuhog naman si Erick
36:49at si Oscar.
36:50Grabe talaga, di ba?
36:51Ha?
36:52Dala ko pa naman yung blouse na pinabili mo.
36:54Ha?
36:55Ha?
36:56Ano pati ikaw?
36:58Ikaw!
36:59Ikaw!
36:59At ikaw!
37:00Ano mo nangyayari sa'yo?
37:02Alam mo ikaw?
37:03Sukdula talaga yung kaladiyan mo eh.
37:05Alam mo, dapat sa talaga sa'yo dinugulpikin.
37:07Ha?
37:08Talaga lang ha?
37:14Ikaw ha, pinabagsak mo ako.
37:16Pero tara,
37:17may match tayo ngayon.
37:21Swerte ka, hindi ako pumapato sa babae.
37:23Sa'yo na lang tayo.
37:25You know.
37:32Sa'yo na lang tayo.
37:35You know.
37:36Pagkasutusa,
37:37di pa pwede magkapatid.
37:39Kanya-kanyang hirig,
37:41may awang sobrang sa kulit.
37:43Ay wag pa singit,
37:45sa kapwa sobrang mag-isig.
37:47Baka may pag-ibig na hindi lang maipapatid.
37:51Show me the money,
37:53no money,
37:54no honey,
37:55show me the money,
37:57no money,
37:58no honey,
37:59show me the money,
38:01no money,
38:02no money,
38:03show me the money.
38:06Nungi pa kang hayo, malapit sa mga tao
38:10Yung kapwa-tao, laging nagkakagulo
38:14Di magkasundo, ugali di magtagpo
38:18Nakayo lang kamay
38:20Ah, well, I'm ready
38:24Ah, okay, okay lang
38:26Ow!
38:27Ow!
38:28Ow!
38:32Check!
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