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Here are some commercials that aired during a syndicated episode of The Simpsons as well as episode of VR.5 and The X-Files and the before Fox 5's 10:00pm News:
1. A Carsey-Werner Production/Viacom (1995)
2. The Simpsons Couch Gag
3. Toyota
4. Six Flags Great Adventure
5. Roy Rogers
6. NYNEX Yellow Pages
7. Saturn Automobiles
8. Barbie Butterfly Princess
9. 'The Simpsons' will be right back
10. Chrysler-Plymouth Minivans
11. Kiss of Death TV trailer
12. Macy's/A&S Super Saturday
13. Ford Great American Sales Event
14. Rosanne syndicated promo (Weeknights at 6:30pm & 7:00pm on Fox 5!)
15. Destiny Turns on The Radio TV trailer
16. Coors Arctic Ice Beer
17. SuperCuts
18. The X-Files FOX promo bumper
19. Top Dog TV trailer
20. The Simpsons end credits
21. Gracie Films/20th Television (1993/1995)
22. Freihoter's Bread
23. The WIZ
24. Chevrolet Trucks
25. Cheer Laundry Detergent
26. Good Day NY Fox 5 promo
27. FOX ID (1994)
28. Coors Light Beer sponsor & commercial
29. (same as #7)
30. Foreman Vs. Schulz on HBO promo
31. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Fox Kids promo
32. FOX's Cold Hard Facts (w/U.S. Army ad)
33. The Simpsons FOX promo
34. Sega Genesis 32x Console
35. Kellogg's Eggo Waffles
36. 1-800-COLLECT
37. Nestle Butterfingers BB's
38. (same as #15)
39. Jolly Rancher Tropical Blends
40. Armor All
41. Taco Bell
42. Married.... with Children FOX promo
43. House of Buggin' FOX promo
44. Domino's Pizza
45. Dodge Caravan
46. FOX 5's Ten O'Clock News promo bumper
47. Burger King (feat. Steve Harris)
48. USA Navy
49. Post Grape-Nuts Cereal
50. FOX NHL Sunday promo
51. (same as #18)
52. Subaru Legacy
53. Chemical Bank
54. Stay tuned for scenes...
55. SAAB
56. (same as #28)
57. Converse All-Star Sneakers
58. (same as #36)
59. Trident Sugarless Gum
60. VR.5 FOX promo
61. VR.5 end credits
62. Samoset Inc./Rysher Entertainment (1995)
63. (same as #6)
64. Honda Passport
65. (same as #26 & #27)
66. Hyundsi Accent sponsor & commercial
67. KFC
68. Coca-Cola
69. America's Most Wanted FOX promo
70. Huffy Bikes
71. (same as #41)
72. John Carpenter's Village of The Damned TV trailer
73. Levi's Shorts
74. Dr. Pepper
Video footage courtesy of bootyflake at archive.org
All credit of this footage goes to him!
1. A Carsey-Werner Production/Viacom (1995)
2. The Simpsons Couch Gag
3. Toyota
4. Six Flags Great Adventure
5. Roy Rogers
6. NYNEX Yellow Pages
7. Saturn Automobiles
8. Barbie Butterfly Princess
9. 'The Simpsons' will be right back
10. Chrysler-Plymouth Minivans
11. Kiss of Death TV trailer
12. Macy's/A&S Super Saturday
13. Ford Great American Sales Event
14. Rosanne syndicated promo (Weeknights at 6:30pm & 7:00pm on Fox 5!)
15. Destiny Turns on The Radio TV trailer
16. Coors Arctic Ice Beer
17. SuperCuts
18. The X-Files FOX promo bumper
19. Top Dog TV trailer
20. The Simpsons end credits
21. Gracie Films/20th Television (1993/1995)
22. Freihoter's Bread
23. The WIZ
24. Chevrolet Trucks
25. Cheer Laundry Detergent
26. Good Day NY Fox 5 promo
27. FOX ID (1994)
28. Coors Light Beer sponsor & commercial
29. (same as #7)
30. Foreman Vs. Schulz on HBO promo
31. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Fox Kids promo
32. FOX's Cold Hard Facts (w/U.S. Army ad)
33. The Simpsons FOX promo
34. Sega Genesis 32x Console
35. Kellogg's Eggo Waffles
36. 1-800-COLLECT
37. Nestle Butterfingers BB's
38. (same as #15)
39. Jolly Rancher Tropical Blends
40. Armor All
41. Taco Bell
42. Married.... with Children FOX promo
43. House of Buggin' FOX promo
44. Domino's Pizza
45. Dodge Caravan
46. FOX 5's Ten O'Clock News promo bumper
47. Burger King (feat. Steve Harris)
48. USA Navy
49. Post Grape-Nuts Cereal
50. FOX NHL Sunday promo
51. (same as #18)
52. Subaru Legacy
53. Chemical Bank
54. Stay tuned for scenes...
55. SAAB
56. (same as #28)
57. Converse All-Star Sneakers
58. (same as #36)
59. Trident Sugarless Gum
60. VR.5 FOX promo
61. VR.5 end credits
62. Samoset Inc./Rysher Entertainment (1995)
63. (same as #6)
64. Honda Passport
65. (same as #26 & #27)
66. Hyundsi Accent sponsor & commercial
67. KFC
68. Coca-Cola
69. America's Most Wanted FOX promo
70. Huffy Bikes
71. (same as #41)
72. John Carpenter's Village of The Damned TV trailer
73. Levi's Shorts
74. Dr. Pepper
Video footage courtesy of bootyflake at archive.org
All credit of this footage goes to him!
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01:33And now, Roy Rogers.
01:35My original roast beef has caused a stampede.
01:38Folks coming in droves to put on a feed.
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02:08Of course, where there's a will, there's a way.
02:10And the will is yours, because you are your own best friend.
02:15Success starts with a smile.
02:18Are you smiling?
02:20You're not only smart.
02:21You're the handsomest thing we've ever seen.
02:24And you are equipped to win.
02:30Ninex. More information, more solutions, more stuff.
02:34Last summer, we invited everyone who owns a Saturn to visit Spring Hill, a Saturn homecoming.
02:40They could see where their cars were built, and meet the people who built them.
02:44We could thank them for believing in us.
02:47Forty-four thousand people spent their vacations with us, at a car plant.
02:52Of course, not everything went exactly as planned.
02:55But we were all in it together, the way we always have been.
03:04Once in a magic garden, butterflies gathered round to ask a princess to a ball and decorate her gown.
03:12Butterfly Princess Barbie waves her magic wand.
03:16The handsome prince was so surprised to see enchanted butterflies flutter right before her eyes.
03:23May I have this dance?
03:24Butterfly Princess Barbie, a sweet romance.
03:29Barbie doll and butterflies do not move by themselves, but you can make them flutter on her dress with her
03:32wand.
03:33Cannot include it.
03:35The Simpsons will be right back.
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04:02It's now or never.
04:03The Chrysler Plymouth National Minivan Sale.
04:06Now extended only at the minivan store.
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04:10Sam's come for everyone to clean up their own backyard.
04:15All I want is what I had in my life before you and them.
04:18From 20th Century Fox comes the most anticipated thriller of the year.
04:22This man smells scared, June.
04:24I'm gonna take your baby girl for a walk in the woods.
04:27Rolling Stone says Cage and Caruso strike sparks.
04:30We've got something to say!
04:31In this riveting piece of Pulp Fiction.
04:33See me now.
04:34Kiss of Death Rated R.
04:36Whatever doesn't cause it makes you stronger.
04:37Now playing at theaters everywhere.
04:41Tomorrow, it's Super Saturday at every Macy's.
04:44At every A&S.
04:46One super day of savings store-wide.
04:49Don't miss it.
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05:17See your Tri-State Quality Ford dealer today.
05:21Where to, lady?
05:22Take me to the place to be in New York.
05:25Only place to be at 6.30 is Fox 5 with Roseanne.
05:28You know Roseanne?
05:29Yeah, but I...
05:30You come to the Big Apple, you gotta watch Roseanne.
05:32I was sort of looking...
05:33No, Tom, you're watching that Fresh King guy.
05:36Not funny.
05:37Doogie Woogie.
05:38Maybe you ought to get out and walk.
05:41Where do I watch Roseanne?
05:43Come to my house.
05:44We'll watch Roseanne at 6.30 and 7 on Fox 5.
05:47What?
05:48You're not Tom Arnold, are you?
05:52You've got a date with Destiny.
05:54Guaranteed to bring you luck.
05:56Johnny Destiny.
05:57You can call me Johnny.
05:58He's a nut.
05:58He's a wild man.
05:59He's completely unpredictable.
06:01Experience his power.
06:03You looking for this?
06:04Witness his magic.
06:07I'm ready for him.
06:08And meet the man who will blow you out of the water.
06:11Surf's up.
06:13Destiny turns on the radio.
06:15It's a town of limitless possibilities.
06:16Rated R.
06:18Starts Friday, April 28th at theaters everywhere.
06:22What'll it be, Fred?
06:24I don't know.
06:25What do you got that's different?
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06:40Somebody need a bottle opener?
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07:21Who's been experimenting on innocent children?
07:24Those kids have become monsters.
07:26The answer will take you by surprise.
07:29The X-Files, tonight at 9 on Fox 5.
07:32What happens when the world's toughest cop teams up with the world's smartest dog?
07:37Find out on April 28th.
07:39Sit!
07:40Top dog.
07:41Good dog.
07:43Good Jake.
07:44Rated PG-13.
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07:56Inns粉 and
08:45I just heard that the Freyhoffers are sending their breads down your way.
08:50The first time I had Freyhoffer bread was back in 48.
08:53My mother told me that my grandmother knew one of the Freyhoffers.
08:56Is that right?
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08:59It has just a bit of honey in it, just like my Aunt Lotta used to put in hers.
09:03I wish the Freyhoffers good luck down there.
09:05Just don't forget where you came from.
09:08Freyhoffers, the pride of the neighborhood.
09:12My car is my alter ego.
09:14It's where I go when I need to get away.
09:16It's where I play my music.
09:18Loud.
09:19Sometimes screaming rock and roll.
09:21Sometimes heavy metal.
09:23Sometimes rap.
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09:34So get behind the wheel, crank up the tunes, and love life.
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09:45Families are moving ahead.
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10:43All aboard.
10:44Good Day's cruising down the Hudson for another great adventure.
10:47Join us on board the Circa Line to celebrate their 50th anniversary.
10:50We'll dance the Jitterbug of 1945 and get a peek at the swimwear fashions of 1995.
10:56Come on along.
10:57Don't be late.
10:57The boat leaves Monday at 7 on Fox 5.
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11:51Last summer, we invited everyone who owns a Saturn to visit Spring Hill, a Saturn homecoming.
11:56They could see where their cars were built and meet the people who built them.
12:00We could thank them for believing in us.
12:0344,000 people spent their vacations with us.
12:06At a car plant.
12:08Of course, not everything went exactly as planned.
12:12But we were all in it together, the way we always have been.
12:19Don't miss Foreman's historic title defense on HBO.
12:22It's going to be a great fight.
12:23Foreman's got some punch.
12:25Hey, remember when he knocked up Frazier in 73?
12:28No.
12:28But did you see that shot that dropped Norton in 74?
12:32Never saw it.
12:33But remember what he did to Cooney back in 90?
12:36Um, no.
12:37I don't remember.
12:38How could you guys now remember?
12:40Some of the biggest fights in boxing history.
12:43We were out.
12:44Foreman vs. Schultz live.
12:45Coming soon.
12:46Only on HBO.
12:47I think I'll knock you out, baby one.
12:50All next week on the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.
12:53Hey, it's Kimberly.
12:54It's the Pink Ranger to the rescue.
12:56Wow, and he looks like Kimberly's winning.
12:58There's a special adventure every day next week.
13:01I never know what's going to happen next.
13:03How about an exciting all-new episode next Saturday morning?
13:06Yes.
13:06All starring the more phenomenal Pink Ranger.
13:09Kimberly!
13:10I need dinosaur power now.
13:11So be here for six days of spectacular surprises.
13:15It's Morphin' time.
13:15Don't miss Think, Think Week all next week on Fox Kids.
13:22Fox Cold Hard Facts.
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13:27This isn't Hollywood.
13:28This is the Army.
13:30A place that prepares you to think, to act, to be a part of the real world.
13:36A world where change is rapid.
13:38Where technology keeps expanding.
13:42By the year 2000, there'll be as many computers as people.
13:45So get ready for tomorrow in the high-tech army of today.
13:49Because we've already begun the 21st century in America's army.
14:01My official position is left wing.
14:03But in the game of hockey, you've got to be versatile.
14:05You've got to be ready for anything.
14:07I can move from left wing to right wing.
14:09Or I may even have to cover for the center.
14:13But whatever position you play, you've got to be quick.
14:15Or a little guy like me, be eaten alive.
14:21Fox NHL Sunday.
14:24Think Johnny Cochran's tough.
14:26Wait till you see Bart.
14:27We want the truth.
14:28You can't handle the truth.
14:30Give me a break.
14:31On The Simpsons, Sunday at 8, 7 central.
14:53On The Simpsons, Sunday at 8, 7 central.
15:04When a delectable Eggo waffle is at stake,
15:07there are generally two types of competitors.
15:09Type A personalities are tense,
15:11plotting how they'll grab the Eggo,
15:12pour syrup into each and every square,
15:14and devour it.
15:16Type B is relaxed,
15:18imagining how they'll savour
15:19one scrumptious bite after another.
15:22Which type is more likely to win that hot, toasty Eggo?
15:25Statistically, studies show it's...
15:28Type C, the speedy hungry kid type.
15:31Delicious Eggo waffles, too delicious to let go.
15:34Gentlemen, who can tell me the proper procedure
15:38for making a collect call?
15:40Dial 1-800-COLLECT?
15:43Good.
15:44The word's out on the street.
15:47Phone patrol.
15:49Bye, Miss Thompson.
15:51Oh, you forgot your...
15:52baby.
15:53Butterfinger BB!
15:55Unbelievable, snackable balls
15:57of crispity, crunchity, peanut buttery...
15:59There you are.
16:00...butterfinger.
16:01Nobody better lay a finger
16:02on my Butterfinger BBs.
16:06You've got a date with Destiny.
16:08Guaranteed to bring you...
16:10Johnny Destiny.
16:11You can call me Johnny.
16:12He's a nut, he's a wild man.
16:13He's completely unpredictable.
16:15Experience his power.
16:17You looking for this?
16:18Witness his magic.
16:21I'm ready for him.
16:22And meet the man
16:23who will blow you out of the water.
16:25Surf's up.
16:27Destiny turns on the radio.
16:29It's a town of limitless possibility.
16:30Rated R.
16:32Starts front day April 28th
16:34at theaters everywhere.
16:40New Jolly Rancher Tropical Blends candy
16:43in five exotic combinations.
16:45Jolly Rancher Tropical Blends
16:47with a great taste of fruit.
16:49Squared.
16:50I thought I was smart.
16:52I paid less for another protectant.
16:54It said it shined like Armor All,
16:55so I figured it protected like Armor All, too.
16:58But it didn't.
16:59Armor All provides superior protection
17:01against car vinyl discoloration.
17:03For this baby,
17:04I'm only using Armor All.
17:06Announcing Taco Bell Border Lights.
17:07They're about taste.
17:08They're about flavor.
17:10They're about...
17:11about six grams of fat.
17:12What?
17:13Skeptical?
17:14You won't be,
17:14because this Sunday only,
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17:17you can get a light taco
17:18or light bean burrito free.
17:20That white corn shell
17:20will cost you nada.
17:22Real light cheddar cheese,
17:23we're giving it away.
17:25Seasoned lean beef,
17:26coming at you.
17:27Sunday,
17:27make any purchase,
17:28get a light taco
17:29or light bean burrito free.
17:30Your skepticism just might
17:32fight the dust.
17:35Al goes to Washington
17:37to present his contract
17:38with America.
17:39What makes you think
17:40we can get into Congress
17:41without any credentials?
17:42Sonny Bono did.
17:43Married with Children Sunday.
17:46After the Bundys
17:47catch House of Buggin'
17:48at a special time.
17:49Cover your little sister's eyes,
17:50put your parents to bed,
17:51because we're gonna be wilder
17:52and crazy
17:52and more bugged out
17:53than before.
17:54This Sunday,
17:55hang out with the art critics
17:56from the hood.
17:57The Anglos broke up her arms,
17:59so we put them back in there.
18:02A brand new House of Buggin'
18:03Sunday at 9.30,
18:048.30 Central.
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19:07The 10 o'clock news
19:08tonight on Fox 5.
19:12Why do I think the Whopper
19:14be both a Big Mac
19:15and Wendy's single
19:15in taste tests?
19:16You kidding?
19:17The Whopper from Burger King's
19:18flame broiled.
19:19The others are fried.
19:20Shh.
19:21Let me elaborate.
19:23The Whopper tastes
19:23like it's hot off the barbecue,
19:25and that makes people happy.
19:26Like it.
19:27Come on,
19:27just talking about
19:28a flame broiled Whopper
19:29makes me smile.
19:31Think about it.
19:32Did you ever see
19:33sad people
19:33sitting around
19:34a barbecue?
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19:36Come in and ask
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19:38and get it
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19:40for a limited time only
19:41at Burger King.
19:43Wayne Winfield
19:44and Ron Williams
19:45were two of the most
19:46heavily recruited
19:47high school kids
19:48in the country.
19:49Of course,
19:50it wasn't
19:51for their game.
19:52It was
19:53for their minds.
19:54And thanks to
19:55the Navy College
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19:56Montgomery GI Bill,
19:58they have a chance
19:59to really use them
20:00because they can earn
20:01up to $30,000
20:02for college.
20:04So,
20:05even if the NBA
20:06isn't in their future,
20:07I guess that's game.
20:09A BA is.
20:10For more information,
20:11call 1-800-USA-NAVY.
20:14That rat-a-tat-tat
20:15celebrating a new day.
20:18The way that peach
20:19from the farmer's market
20:20is mysteriously drawn to it.
20:22That crunch
20:24waking up your mouth,
20:25then your body,
20:26then your mind.
20:28The natural,
20:30nutty,
20:30uncompromised taste.
20:32That rare feeling
20:33of doing something
20:34good for yourself
20:35and enjoying
20:36every last bit.
20:38That experience
20:39is pure grape nuts.
20:42All odds
20:43are looking
20:45toward the playoffs
20:46on Fox NHL Sunday.
20:49Brings the shot.
20:50Score!
20:51The defending
20:52Stanley Cup champion
20:54Rangers
20:54hit the ice
20:56against Candyland
20:57of Boston Bruins.
20:58Coverage begins
20:59live,
21:003 Eastern,
21:012 Central.
21:03Who's been experimenting
21:05on innocent children?
21:06Those kids have
21:07become monsters.
21:08The answer
21:09will take you
21:09by surprise.
21:11The X-Files,
21:12next.
21:14Concerned about
21:14your family's
21:15safety?
21:16Then note
21:16that Subaru
21:17legacy wagons
21:18like Volvo wagons
21:19come with many
21:20safety features.
21:21Plus one
21:21even Volvo
21:22doesn't offer.
21:23Subaru
21:24all-wheel drive,
21:25which automatically
21:26transfers power
21:27from the wheels
21:27that slip
21:28to the wheels
21:28that grip.
21:29One reason,
21:30perhaps,
21:30why the legacy
21:31wagon outsells
21:32all Volvo wagons
21:33combined.
21:34For true safety,
21:35isn't just helping
21:35you survive an accident,
21:37it's helping you
21:37avoid one.
21:38For a limited time,
21:39get 1.9% financing
21:41or lease
21:42for just $1.99 a month.
21:53Chem Plus
21:54from Chemical Bank.
21:55The best way
21:55to organize your money.
22:14Stay tuned for scenes
22:16from the next
22:17VR5.
22:24You could never
22:25wear a suit again.
22:29You could not laugh
22:30when it's not funny.
22:32You could go off
22:34and write that novel.
22:35Climb that mountain.
22:37Buy those shoes.
22:39You could fly
22:41in the face
22:41of convention.
22:43Or drive there.
22:46Find your own road.
22:48Sob.
22:54Tap your feet.
22:57Tap the spirit.
22:59Tap the beat.
23:01Anytime you hear it.
23:03Tap the Rockies.
23:06Coors Light.
23:07Tap the Rockies.
23:10Coors Light.
23:11Coors Light.
23:12The silver bullet.
23:13It's shipped cold
23:14to preserve
23:15the clean taste
23:16to the Rockies.
23:17Tap the Rockies.
23:22Can't do
23:23Bob, Bob, Bob.
23:28I'm gonna die.
23:36Here's a little training tape.
23:37It shows you
23:38what happens
23:39when you dial
23:391-800-COLLECT.
23:41Thank you for calling
23:421-800-COLLECT.
23:43Enter the number
23:44you wish to call.
23:45Say your name
23:46after the tone.
23:50Boyd.
23:51Chew on this.
23:53The average American eats
23:55five times a day.
23:58Add it up.
23:59Counting meals
24:00and all those snacks.
24:01We eat five times a day.
24:04And we only brush
24:05our teeth twice.
24:06The good news is
24:07chewing Trident
24:08after eating
24:09can help you
24:09fight cavities
24:10five times a day.
24:12That's right.
24:13Chewing Trident
24:13can actually help you
24:14fight cavities
24:15all day long.
24:17So every time
24:17you eat
24:18chew on this.
24:19Trident.
24:21Next Friday
24:21on VR5.
24:23Hands where I can see him.
24:23A madman
24:24takes over
24:25a control tower.
24:26The government's demanding
24:27that we fly
24:27Air Force One
24:28up to Washington.
24:29Now Sidney Bloom
24:30must shut him down.
24:32It's gone too far.
24:33Before
24:33it's too late.
24:35Time's up.
24:36No!
24:36No way!
24:37A brand new
24:38VR5
24:39next Friday.
24:42A high-tech building
24:43controlled by
24:44a security system
24:45with a mind
24:46of itself.
24:47The computer
24:48was trying to kill me?
24:50That's insane!
24:50Now three people
24:51are trapped
24:52with no way out.
24:54Mad about these
24:55Paul Reiser stars
24:56in The Tower.
24:58Tuesday on Fox.
24:59Parental discretion advised.
25:13Good afternoon, sir.
25:15Is there anything
25:16I can show you today?
25:17Just looking,
25:18thank you.
25:19Of course, sir.
25:21Excellent choice, sir.
25:23Confidentially,
25:24a very big Hollywood star
25:25bought this very piece
25:26this morning.
25:27but
25:28it's just as effective
25:29on you, sir.
25:30Although perhaps
25:31just a smidgen long
25:32in the sleeves.
25:33Dimitri,
25:35good afternoon, sir.
25:409X.
25:40More information,
25:41more solutions,
25:42more stuff.
26:019X.
26:03More information,
26:05more solutions,
26:05more stuff.
26:09The Passport
26:10from Honda.
26:13Monday on
26:14Good Day, New York.
26:14All aboard.
26:15Good Day's cruising
26:16down the Hudson
26:17for another great adventure.
26:18Jitterbug with us
26:19on board the Circle Line.
26:20The boat leaves
26:20Monday at 7 on Fox 5.
26:23Go away, city, Utah!
26:25Long block!
26:29The X-Files
26:30is brought to you
26:31by Hyundai
26:32and the all-new Accent.
26:34Some of the best ideas
26:35on the road.
26:37A sudden downpour,
26:38a wet, slippery road.
26:40But you couldn't feel
26:41more at ease
26:42inside your all-new Accent.
26:45Guarded by side impact beams
26:47that already meet
26:481997 safety standards.
26:50Secured by sure-footed
26:52anti-lock brakes
26:53on all four wheels.
26:55Protected by dual airbags.
26:57Peace of mind
26:58which confirms
26:59our decision to build
27:00and your decision
27:01to buy the all-new Accent
27:03from Hyundai.
27:04Some of the best ideas
27:05on the road.
27:07KFC would like to apologize
27:09to a certain member
27:10of your family.
27:12The one who's never tasted
27:14a bite of our
27:14freshly baked biscuits.
27:16Who's never gotten
27:17more than a whiff
27:18of our moist and juicy chicken.
27:20Who never even gets
27:21to lick the mesh potato bowl.
27:24Fido, Spike, Dieter,
27:26we're sorry guys.
27:27It's just that the rest
27:28of your family
27:29loves our meals so much.
27:31There's never any left.
27:33Everybody needs a little
27:34KFC.
27:39Hi.
27:40English?
27:52Oh, no.
27:53Oh, no.
27:53Oh, no, sir.
27:54Oh, cow.
27:57Ah, Coca-Cola.
27:59Yes, Coca-Cola.
28:00I have a Coca-Cola, sir.
28:02Sorry, this is a hardware store.
28:04Hardware.
28:06A leading environmentalist
28:08is gunned down
28:09by an assassin.
28:10Now, police need your help
28:12to track down the killers.
28:13Watch America's Most Wanted
28:15Saturday After Cops.
28:18Introducing Huffy Blade's
28:20all-terrain bike.
28:21With an oversized
28:22Mega 2 frame design
28:23and an 18-speed
28:24Opti-Index
28:25gear shifting system,
28:26it's what Bonnie Blair rides
28:28when she's not on the ice.
28:29Huffy Blade is from Huffy.
28:31America's first choice.
28:32Announcing Taco Bell
28:33border lights.
28:34They're about taste.
28:35They're about flavor.
28:37They're about...
28:38about six grams of fat.
28:39What?
28:40Skeptical?
28:40You won't be
28:41because this Sunday only,
28:43when you make any purchase,
28:44you can get a light taco
28:45or light bean burrito free.
28:47That white corn shell
28:47will cost you nada.
28:49Real light cheddar cheese?
28:50We're giving it away.
28:51Seasoned lean beef?
28:53Coming at ya.
28:54Sunday, make any purchase,
28:55get a light taco
28:55or light bean burrito free.
28:57Your skepticism just might
28:59fight the dust.
29:02They control your mind.
29:04They control your thoughts.
29:06And nothing can stop them.
29:10Christopher Lee,
29:11Kirstie Alley,
29:12John Carpenter's
29:13Village of the Damned.
29:15Rated R.
29:15Starts Friday, April 28th.
29:28That's all.
29:30All right.
29:33Fall out.
29:39Fall out.
29:41Fall out.
29:42Stand up.
29:45Don't out.
29:48I've got a taste for living
29:52When you're by my side
29:56Must be what the doctor ordered
29:58Doctor Pepper's on my mind
30:02You're the part of me
30:05That's the part of you
30:06Doctor Pepper, you're a part
30:09Doctor Pepper, you're a part of me
30:11Doctor Pepper
30:12Hey
30:14Yeah, yeah, yeah
30:17This May, for original world premiere movies
30:20Fox is where the action is
30:23From Francis Ford Coppola comes the epic adventure
30:27White Dwarf
30:29Isai Morales
30:30Nia Peoples
30:31Deadlocked
30:32Escape from Zone 14
30:34Then, a story inspired by true events
30:37You can stop it
30:38You have the power to fight it
30:40An evil force
30:41Is tearing a family apart
30:44Leave it up
30:45No!
30:45The possession of Michael D
30:47And in a world broadcast premiere
30:49Bridget Fonda
30:50Point of no return
30:53Coming this May
30:54To the Fox Tuesday night movie
30:57Don't miss Foreman's historic title defense on HBO
31:00It's gonna be a great fight
31:01Foreman's got some punch
31:03Hey, remember when he knocked that Frasier in 73?
31:05No
31:06No
31:06No
31:07But did you see that shot that dropped Norton in 74?
31:10Never saw it
31:11But remember what he did to Cooney back in 90?
31:14Um, no
31:15I don't remember
31:16How could you guys not remember?
31:18Some of the biggest fights in boxing history
31:20We were out!
31:21Foreman vs. Schultz live
31:23Coming soon
31:24Only on HBO
31:25Didn't I knock you out, baby one?
31:55Ah, luscious lobster
31:58Everyone knows water and wax don't mix
32:01Everyone's wrong
32:02Introducing Wax Packs
32:04The revolutionary car wax that disperses in soap and water
32:07To wax your car while you wash it
32:10I'm waxy
32:10New Wax Packs
32:11And waxes while you wash
32:21Zima Gold
32:27A high-tech building controlled by a security system
32:31With a mind of its own
32:33The computer was trying to kill me?
32:36That's insane!
32:36Now, three people are trapped with no way out
32:39Mad about these Paul Reiser stars in The Tower
32:43Tuesday on Fox
32:45Parental discretion advised
32:48Wednesday
32:48Hey, look! Up there!
32:50Imagine going to a world
32:52It feels like I'm some kind of academic superstar
32:54Where you are bigger than Michael Jordan
32:57A dream team
32:58Could you leave this superstar life behind?
33:01You have a chance to win the championship and go out on the top
33:04A brand new Sliders
33:05Wednesday after 90210
33:08Here, America's business is on the line
33:11Totally dependent on telecommunications
33:14The New York Stock Exchange
33:15To lose critical lines of communication
33:17Should never happen
33:19MFS Communications
33:20Helps keep the stock exchange members they serve up and running
33:23MFS monitors potential problems
33:26One fiber-optic line backs up another
33:28More reliability
33:30From the biggest business
33:32To the smallest
33:33MFS Communications
33:36The can-do company
33:42Tap your feet
33:44Tap the spirit
33:46Tap the beat
33:48Anytime you hear it
33:51Tap the rocking
33:53Coors Light
33:54Tap the rocking
33:58Coors Light
33:59Coors Light
34:00The silver bullet
34:01It's shipped cold
34:02To preserve the clean taste of the Rockies
34:05Tap the rocking
34:08Safety concerns about daycares
34:10After the Oklahoma explosion
34:12How safe is your child
34:13At 10?
34:17There are those who go flat out
34:19Just for the fun of it
34:21And those who don't
34:24When you go after it like this
34:26You work up the thirst
34:28Now how you choose to quench that thirst
34:31Depends on the answer to this simple question
34:33Are you a man?
34:36Or a mouse?
34:41Hey, life is a sport
34:42Drink it up
34:45He's buying everything he can get his hands
34:47Cars, drugs, guns
34:49He rules the streets
34:51Live free or die
34:52He owns the game
34:53I'm your guy, Junior
34:54But he doesn't own all the players
34:57If I serve him up, cut me loose
34:59This man smells scared, Junior
35:01You wanna dance with me?
35:02Where the hell I am?
35:06David Caruso
35:07Samuel L. Jackson
35:09And Nicholas Cage
35:10Kiss of Death
35:12Rated R
35:12Now playing at theaters everywhere
35:15Join America's favorite funny man
35:17Kelsey Grammer
35:18For Fox's Sunday Night
35:20First, he'll be your host
35:21For the world's greatest commercials
35:23On the Clio Awards
35:25Cool
35:26Then, Bart takes on Kelsey
35:28In the trial of the century
35:29We want the truth
35:30You can't handle the truth
35:32Give me a break
35:33On The Simpsons
35:34Plus, the critic stars in Goodfellas 2
35:37We gotta bury this thing
35:38It smells terrible
35:39Catch a brand new episode
35:41It all starts Sunday at 7, 6 central on Fox
35:47Hey, New York
35:48You've been so busy getting where you're going
35:50Maybe you haven't noticed
35:52But the jury's in
35:53Not that jury
35:55Fox 5's 10 o'clock news
35:57Is New York's number one prime time newscast
36:00Number one
36:01You may think we're blowing our own horn
36:05But when you're number one in New York
36:07You've gotta make some noise
36:09Hit it
36:10Fox 5's 10 o'clock news
36:12New York's number one prime time newscast
36:18How many people does it take to cook a lobster?
36:21If your legal seafood's in Boston, about 1,400
36:25Forty years ago, we were serving fish and chips on the paper plates
36:28We now have ten restaurants and five specialty markets
36:319X help legal seafoods by installing Centrex Plus
36:34Today we serve over 60,000 people a week
36:37It is a lot of fish
36:38We needed a phone system that allowed us to communicate to one another
36:41Without tying up about sidelines
36:43So right now, hostesses can call hostesses at legal's other locations with a single touch
36:48While behind the scenes, chefs can call chefs
36:50This is Micah Copley
36:51I need a dozen lobsters
36:52And managers can fax reports to their quality control
36:55So, instead of getting a busy signal, customers get a great meal
36:59Next year we're looking to open a restaurant in New York
37:01It's good to know that 9X will grow with us
37:04If you'd like to spend more time with your customers
37:06And less time worrying about the phones
37:08Call 9X
37:09I'm Mary Alex Williams and that's 9X right now
37:12For information, call 1-800-PLUS-NOW, extension 50
37:17Stay tuned for scenes from the next episode of The X-Files
37:24Now that you've given her away
37:26You'll always cherish the memories
37:30You'll always remember the joy
37:34And you'll never forget the bill
37:39$220 for parsley
37:40But hey, isn't that why you got Visa Gold in the first place?
37:44With all the purchase power to handle any occasion
37:48Even the most precious
37:50Visa Gold, it's everywhere you want to be
37:53You're about to see how a cleaner environment began right here on Maple Street
37:57For six months, the east side did laundry with ultra-concentrated detergents and fabric softeners
38:03The west side used larger non-concentrates
38:05And while each of these bottles did the same number of loads
38:08There was a difference here
38:11And after six months, a sizable difference here
38:1428% more trash
38:16East side, west side
38:18Which side are you on?
38:20For a cleaner environment, just concentrate
38:27You could never wear a suit again
38:31You could not laugh when it's not funny
38:35You could go off and write that novel
38:38Climb that mountain
38:39Buy those shoes
38:42You could fly in the face of convention
38:46Or drive there
38:49Find your own road
38:50Sob
38:53I've only got 15 seconds to show you TGI Friday's new menu item
38:57There's Friday's new Sicilian stuffed chicken
38:59New triple sticks on my left there
39:01And here's Friday's new jalapeno poppers appetizer
39:04You get free when you try one of these
39:05You know, I really prefer the 30-second commercials
39:07Boom!
39:17Zima Gold
39:23All eyes
39:24Are looking toward the playoffs
39:27On Fox NHL Sunday
39:29Praise the shot
39:30Score!
39:32The defending Stanley Cup champion Rangers
39:35Hit the ice against Candy Lynn of Boston Bruins
39:39Coverage begins live 3 Eastern to Central
39:42Two escaped convicts unleash a deadly virus
39:46He kills within 36 hours
39:48And Agent Scully is the next victim
39:50You may also be infected
39:52We can't let this be known
39:54The panic is going to spread faster than the contagion
39:56The outbreak has begun
39:58Put it down!
40:00On a brand new X-Files next Friday
40:04Up next, exclusive
40:06A Waco cult connection to that car bomb blast
40:09With the children the target
40:10See, one of the men fed Steel was responsible
40:13And what's responsible for a fatal blast closer to home
40:16Also tonight, a major mutiny among the OJD
40:19Saturday, an armed suspect holds police at bay
40:22Been drinking
40:23He's got a gun
40:24And you'll be there for the final showdown
40:26Freeze!
40:27On Primetime Cops
40:28Then, a leading environmentalist is gunned down by an assassin
40:32Now police need your help to track down the killers
40:35Watch America's Most Wanted Saturday After Cops
40:43I made this
40:45I made this
41:07In all the world
41:10There's one airline
41:11That has more flights every day
41:15Than any other
41:21Life is a bowl of cherries
41:23Good thing I have food
41:25If you love fruit
41:26You'll love the taste of new Breyers blended yogurt
41:29Loaded with fresh fruit flavor
41:31Taste the bowl of fruit yogurt
41:33From Breyers
41:36All you have to do is get up
41:38And get out
41:39And do it
41:40Of course, where there's a will, there's a way
41:43And the will is yours
41:44Because you are your own best friend
41:48Success starts with a smile
41:50Are you smiling?
41:52You're not only smart
41:53You're the handsomest thing we've ever seen
41:56And you are equipped to win
42:02Ninex
42:03More information
42:04More solutions
42:04More stuff
42:05It could only come from here
42:07Canada
42:08The home of ice
42:10Molson ice
42:11Ice brewed to be colder and bolder
42:13Yet smooth as ice
42:15Molson ice
42:17From the land where ice was born
42:20Nobody beats the whiz
42:22And Fox 5 want to remind you
42:23It's 10 p.m.
42:24Do you know where your children are?
42:33One of America's most wanted
42:35Captured
42:36A prime suspect in the Oklahoma bombing
42:38And exclusive details of how he was caught
42:41Closer to home
42:42A chemical explosion
42:43Sparks a deadly inferno
42:45And the jury fury at the OJ trial
42:47It's mutiny
42:55Good evening
42:55I'm Tony Potts
42:56In for John Rowland
42:57Explosive news
42:58From here to the heartland
42:59To the OJ Simpson trial
43:01We're starting with the Oklahoma bombing
43:03Definitely one
43:04Possibly two suspects in custody