00:00Desmond, stop taking my sh**. Where is it?
00:02Your precious Funko Pop is stored safely within a jar in my goon cave.
00:06And no! I will not be giving it back!
00:09Wait, please!
00:10Meet Desmond, a 31-year-old man whose anime addiction just got him kicked out of living at his sister's
00:16place.
00:17It's just me, my waifu, and the open roads.
00:19It's kind of like the start of my own anime.
00:21Hello, ma'am. I'm new around here. Do you have any quests for me?
00:24Stay the f**k away from me or I will pepper spray you.
00:26I will f**king pepper spray you.
00:31I don't like the open roads.
00:33Desmond claimed getting kicked out was the start of his hero's journey.
00:37So instead of looking for a job, he looked for quests.
00:42Hello, sir. I'm new around these streets.
00:44Sir, this is private property. You gotta leave.
00:47Private property? What's this guy got on his property that he needs to keep so private?
00:54We'll find out what's on his property and bring his heinous actions to life!
00:58Alright, I'm calling the cops.
00:59Wait, please don't!
01:00Desmond's hero's journey, unsurprisingly, didn't go as planned.
01:04I give up on trying to be the good guy.
01:10Because no matter how much good I do, people don't see a hero.
01:14They see a nobody.
01:15Hey, you're that guy everybody's talking about.
01:18Uh, yeah. I guess I am.
01:20Yeah, you're the guy that caught f**king that pillow on the playground.
01:24Yeah, 911, I found him.
01:27Come get this f**ker.
