00:00I don't really get the romance under mistletoes
00:03When people present themselves to me
00:07We think she has a quad!
00:10I do not!
00:11I just think you're ridiculously cool and awesome and, um,
00:14that we should totally be friends.
00:16Um, okay.
00:18But they don't know that I'm symptomatic
00:21of a hopeless aromantic
00:24Love is toxic, toxic
00:30Hopeless aromantic
00:32But play tonic, tonic