00:08it's been three years since my long mission now i finally get to see my fiance and family again
00:16nice flowers you great taste thanks they're for my fiance oh she's going to love them
00:27it's a blowout sale ladies and gentlemen so hand over your money and phones well
00:35this won't take long and you start emptying hey get out of my way you empty out that register
00:42give me all the cash quickly here take this it's enough to pay for the entire store just take it
00:50and go i don't have time for this look at it we got a we got a rich girl right
00:54here well you know what
00:55i'm gonna take your money honey oh yeah i'm gonna take it i'm gonna take you too
01:01what you got down here leave her alone nice camo pants buddy what are you soldier boy
01:31kill him
01:32fuck
01:54oh
02:13apologies for our delays sir
02:20what are you all doing here we received a distress signal from your transmitter sir oh
02:27must have dropped it by accident you guys can take over from here
02:33the president would like to award you with a medal of honor for your service when's good for you let's
02:38hold off on that for now first i gotta go clean myself up and uh then i'm gonna go marry
02:47my fiance
02:48and i'd like to hold off on revealing my identity until all my family's there so i can share the
02:53moment
02:53i'm gonna go understood sir you deserve it congrats in advance y'all have a good night
03:00officer fierce who is he how can he put off the president's medal of honor ceremony that's dante
03:04bosch a marine raider known as hellfire he's hellfire the one who wiped out international terrorist cells
03:11seven times in a row without any casualties on our side yes he brings hellfire to our enemies
03:17hellfire
03:21three whole years top secret mission accomplished now i'm finally back home
03:28ready to marry my lilith and see my family
03:36dante you're back
03:39that's not my child
03:43i've been away for three years
03:46how far along are you is that you little bro you're still alive yeah of course i am
03:55you little bro you're still alive wait wait you too oh right i uh knocked her up oh you're gone
04:06you're welcome my fiance cheated on me with my brother
04:14welcome home dante
04:18well you disappeared for three years you thought you were dead honestly besides your
04:24mother and i wanted a grandson so so what so i thought i'd be a good son and actually provide
04:30our parents with a grandchild like i said you're welcome come on man it's a win-win still got half
04:38your genes hey tell you what i can uh i can make it call you daddy if you want
04:42i don't take i know this is a lot but i waited for you three years i'm only human
04:53but with my brother i mean you didn't wait for me oh stop being so ungrateful dante do you know
05:02how
05:02much virgil has done for us and lilith these last three years that's right your brother took it upon
05:08himself to give us a grandchild and you are going to be his best man his best man i mean
05:14uh have you
05:16lost your mind you're picking a fight before you even step in the house lilith and i are getting
05:21married tomorrow come on you're my little bro of course you gotta be my best man just picture it
05:27you and your uniform presenting those our wedding rings us blessed by an american hero oh what a sight
05:37i really can't believe you i mean it made sense i spent the last three years serving this country
05:46defending our freedom and this is what i come home to enough with your holier than thou bs you ever
05:52heard the expression charity begins at home what have you ever done for this family well i did everything
05:57for this family enough they really don't care they're not listening to me at all
06:07you are my son and you are under my roof now you will be your brother's best man
06:17come on dante what's got you so miserable over what a woman
06:23hey don't you forget you promised you'd be my best man when we were kids
06:29i'll keep my word look at that good easy as pie oh uh tell you what um i'm actually having
06:36my
06:36bachelor party tonight me and the boys going out how about you drive us huh could finally get some
06:42quality time with my little bro come on up three years every time i almost died i thought about my
06:52family and the woman i love waiting for me to come home but this whole time they didn't care about
06:57me
06:58they betrayed me this house isn't my home anymore nothing is keeping me here
07:12sir i'm lieutenant aria your presidential appointed side
07:16now the pentagon is asking when you'll be ready for your next deployment
07:21you you guys have no idea how horny my fiance gets when she's drunk i mean she she will wrap
07:30her
07:30legs around me and whose name does she scream when she comes does she scream yours or your brother i'll
07:37tell you what there's not much screaming going on her mouth's a little busy
07:42hey hey there she is come here come take a seat hey um warrior here
07:52come on take it so you return huh cheers just gonna have water i'm driving later oh come on soldier
08:03boy
08:04light it up the war is over it's not like you're manning a tank into iraq huh
08:10get that stick out of your ass come on if you drink too much i'm gonna always take this one
08:17home
08:17i bet she's more fun than lilith
08:23hey i'll tell you what go go over there and give this war hero the best slap dance of your
08:31life man
08:32hey there you go
08:40look you don't have to do
08:48okay don't be shy soldier
08:58look you don't i'm okay i okay that's enough all right oh
09:06oh bro i i i totally forgot this guy um he's a little impaired in this department down there
09:22man to man honestly right i feel you what do you mean my pain oh yeah that's such a terrible
09:30struggle to talk about that sort of stuff as a man what the hell are you talking about
09:36shh huh don't worry about it your little secret is safe with all of us what the hell are they
09:43talking
09:44about all right if you can't have a baby because you know if you can't don't worry because my baby
09:55is your baby okay i don't give a shit and when i when they're all grown up they'll call you
10:02father we'll give me two dads together
10:06what a waste of a pretty face who knew it's because he can't get it out
10:12hey lucky for you you'll just be dealing with me tonight baby okay
10:18you're drunk and this isn't funny all right you're about to be a husband and a father
10:27bro it's my bachelor party yeah stop being a buzz kill that's right dante
10:35we can't go home all bricked up because we're not like you
10:41i'm gonna wait in the car oh jesus you should have to stick up his tight ass all on
10:47i'll tell you what tony tony i want you to call your boys he needs to be humbled
10:53he's gonna have to roll up to your wedding in a wheelchair tomorrow
10:56come on let's go have some fun girls
11:00sup soldier boy
11:04i've been given a very special mission
11:10teach you a lesson about not talking back
11:22oh
11:40oh she was great
11:43Oh, I bet Dante's ass is on the floor right now, dude.
11:49What the fuck?
11:51How is this possible?
11:53How do you do it?
11:54Hell of a bachelor party.
12:07Hi.
12:09Oh, God.
12:09Oh, my God.
12:11How much did he have to drink?
12:12Mm, all right, come on.
12:14Again?
12:17Dante, I'm gonna walk all over you like the little bitch that you are, huh?
12:22He's out of it. He doesn't know what he's saying.
12:25Sure.
12:25Dante, you should get some rest, though.
12:27We have an early morning tomorrow for the wedding, right?
12:30Your brother is still here.
12:33Well, perfect.
12:33He can see what a slut you are for me.
12:37I survived every battlefield to come home to this.
12:41My brother in my bed, my fiancé in his arms.
12:45Now, let's see how much ruin their betrayal can buy.
12:59I'll wait for you, Dante.
13:01I don't care how long.
13:04Look, babe, I know this is sudden, but I have to leave on an emergency mission for three years.
13:11You're the love of my life.
13:15Will you marry me?
13:17Yes, yes, I will.
13:20Oh, my God.
13:23I'll wait for you.
13:25I don't care how long.
13:26Thank you, Lilith.
13:28I'll come back to you, all right?
13:29No matter what.
13:29I love you.
13:30I love you too, Dante.
13:37It's time I start living for myself.
13:40They're not my family anymore.
13:49Come in.
13:54Dante, where are you going?
14:00Don't worry about it.
14:01I gave you my word I'd be at the wedding tomorrow.
14:03Wherever I go after that's none of your business.
14:05I know this isn't fair to you, and I am so sorry.
14:09We're family now, right?
14:12Yeah, well, you didn't sound very sorry just a second ago.
14:15It's not like that, I thought.
14:17I thought you weren't coming back.
14:20And Virgil, he's been with me this entire time, so...
14:23Okay, you told me you'd wait.
14:26But you replaced me the moment that the waiting got hard.
14:31And I was ready to give you the world.
14:34I thought you made your choice.
14:35I just wanted a happy family.
14:39And you...
14:40Well...
14:41You can't give me a child.
14:43Okay, who the hell told you that?
14:45I was ready to give you everything to be your husband and the father of your child.
14:50Well, what about you?
14:52Were you ever going to tell me?
14:54Virgil showed me your medical report.
15:04Okay, where did you get this?
15:06You believed this?
15:06Your doctor signed off on it.
15:09I mean, what were you going to do?
15:10How long were you going to string me along?
15:12You know what?
15:13It's not even worth talking about.
15:16I'm getting married tomorrow to Virgil.
15:18I'm having his baby.
15:21And he will be my husband.
15:24Wow.
15:26Piece of paper.
15:28I mean, that's all that it took for you to throw away everything that we had.
15:31Okay, that's enough.
15:33Virgil knows how to please me in ways I never even thought possible.
15:36Virgil, you never touched me. Not once.
15:40You just come home and pass out. I mean, why were you so tired? You're just a regular soldier.
15:46All right.
15:50I wish you two happiness.
15:53Thanks.
15:57Oh, and we're family now.
16:00So don't embarrass us tomorrow.
16:18Yeah, Aria, look into my medical records and find out who faked my report.
16:21And I want a briefing on my new deployment tomorrow after the wedding.
16:25It's time for me to move on.
16:31I'll put the white flowers and the white candles on the tables.
16:34Make it romantic.
16:36Absolutely, Mrs. Bosch.
16:38Oh, I am so excited for my nephew Virgil's wedding.
16:42Hey, Dante, check this out. The suit that you ordered three years ago fits me perfectly.
16:49Look at how handsome you are.
16:52Thank you, Aunt Stacy.
16:54Marrying Lilith was my one and only dream.
16:57My brother knew that.
16:58And he stole my fiancee, my wedding, and now my suit.
17:04Tom, we'll serve Burgundy at the reception.
17:06Money is no option.
17:08Dante, mind covering the cost of the wine?
17:11What happened to the money I sent home?
17:13Dante, your brother Virgil started his new business, defense manufacturing.
17:18So we used that money to help him out.
17:20Three million dollars, all of it went to him?
17:2569 dollars, that's all that's left.
17:2869. But think about it.
17:31I mean, the money would just be a waste just sitting there, not being used.
17:36Don't you forget, I paid for the bachelor party.
17:39That money wasn't yours to spend.
17:41Dante, watch it.
17:43Your brother covered all the household expenses while you were gone.
17:46So what if we used a little bit of that money?
17:49Exactly. Once Virgil secures those government contracts, we'll all be billionaires.
17:53So stop being so stingy with your money now.
17:55Do you know how much your brother has done for us?
17:59And yet you're still here picking a fight with him on his wedding day, no less.
18:03Enough, Dante.
18:04If you can't give us a grandchild, at least stop embarrassing us.
18:13All right, all right.
18:14Listen, people are watching, Dante. Come on.
18:18As your uncle, I gotta say, you should try to be more like Virgil. Be more mature.
18:27Wait one second. Sign this first.
18:33Mom, you want me to transfer the house I bought to Virgil?
18:37Jesus Christ, he's getting married today. He's got a kid on the way.
18:41The house should be in his name. We're all family. What the hell's the problem?
18:45Exactly. And besides Dante, you can't expect us to keep living with mom and dad now, can you?
18:53Fine.
18:55Consider this my last act of charity.
19:02Ah, that's more like it. Don't forget how awkward last night was.
19:09I know you'll never feel man enough until I'm gone.
19:25Oh, she was supposed to wear that for me.
19:28They are. Come here. Come here.
19:31Oh, you are just...
19:32Dante, I thought I told you not to embarrass me at my wedding.
19:36Embarrassed you? Well, I just gave your new husband my entire life savings and my house.
19:42So, congrats.
19:47Quiet, Dante. You're making a scene.
19:49And what's the big deal about the house? Just consider it a wedding gift.
19:52It's all right. I know why Dante's mad.
19:55It's my fault that he's not gonna help out the family anymore.
19:58Dante, it's fine if you've grown distant from us over the years,
20:02but don't you fucking dare humiliate us today.
20:06Don't twist this on me. You traded me for him.
20:09For this piece of shit.
20:12What a sorry excuse for a son you are.
20:15I got a leg full of shrapnel from a Turin-Nam.
20:17You're a pussy. You have done nothing for this goddamn family.
20:21And if you want to continue your theatrics today, get the hell out of here.
20:25That's right, Dante. Today is your brother's big day.
20:29Save the dramatics for after the wedding.
20:32Okay. Let's just take a deep breath and move on.
20:36We should all give Dante some grace.
20:39After all, he's not as mature as Virgil is.
20:43And don't fuck up your best man duties today.
20:45Whatever the hell you want to do in the future, that's on you, G.I. Joe.
20:49Look at these guys at each other's throat, as usual.
20:53There's nothing to worry about.
20:55All this roughhousing, it just shows how close they really are.
21:00That's exactly right, Uncle Bowen.
21:03Hey, been thinking? You should make a best man speech.
21:07Come on. You can't say no to your brother.
21:09You stole my fiancé.
21:11Spread rumors about me having E.D., spent all my money, and now you try to take my house?
21:17Yes, Virgil. You're gonna pay for all of this at the wedding today.
21:23Of course.
21:26You can look forward to my speech.
21:35Sir, we've looked into the false medical records.
21:38Everything we found is on this drive.
21:40And we've frozen Virgil's bank accounts as you requested.
21:44This will all end today.
21:47You may now kiss the bride.
21:57Now, the brother of the groom would like to share a few words of blessing for the happy couple.
22:05Poor guy.
22:07His fiancé got knocked up by his brother.
22:09And he still has to be his best man.
22:12I heard about his performance issues.
22:15No woman wants to deal with that.
22:20Tony, uh, I don't know if he's gonna try anything stupid, but if he does, I want you to handle
22:25it.
22:25You got it.
22:26Yeah.
22:27I want you to lay him out in one bunch.
22:30Okay.
22:30I want to see a little blood.
22:32I want him humiliated.
22:34You got it.
22:35You got it.
22:36Now, you should sit back and enjoy this show, all right?
22:38Congratulations.
22:39Thank you, Matt.
22:41Thank you all for coming today.
22:43I'm honored to be giving a speech as the best man and to give my blessings to the happy couple.
22:49So the groom is my brother and the bride is the woman I once loved.
22:55Now I know I'm supposed to say something nice here, something heartfelt.
23:00But unfortunately, that's not going to happen today.
23:03A blessing is supposed to come from the heart.
23:06But this wedding, this union was built entirely on lies and deception.
23:13But still, I've got a wedding gift for the newlyweds.
23:18It's a video.
23:19It's the true love story of the Bosches.
23:24But it's not going to happen howl.
23:30Yeah.
23:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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