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A failing television station is bought out by a slick TV evangelist and starts making mountains of money in the guise of religious programming, which is actually just an excuse to sell merchandise.
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00:00Good morning, this is station KRUD, channel 17 in San Paquito.
00:06When a TV station is in trouble, where do they turn?
00:10We are going to create brand new television programs,
00:14and we are going to attract new viewers, and praise God, new sponsors.
00:19We're going to let those other television stations give away all the cars they want to,
00:23all the cars and them crummy little Jap TV sets,
00:26but they will never, never compete with us,
00:31because we are giving away the word of God.
00:35I love that God. I like my God. He is the best around.
00:39He is the top. He is the top. He never puts me down.
00:43No, people ask me, Buck, Buck to ask me, is God dead?
00:49And I answer and I say, no, God is not dead.
00:53But, he's in intensive care.
00:56Now, I want you to repeat after me.
00:59I am, I am, someone, someone, someone, who is, who is, who can, who can, who can, who can, who
01:11can, we can.
01:13No, you got it wrong.
01:14No, you got it wrong.
01:16Now, the little station is known throughout the nation.
01:19It has a lot of ready cash.
01:22And KRUD was born again.
01:26Today, the three-day exorcism of 29-year-old Bernie Olofsson continues unabated.
01:33Well, Fred, the situation here at the Olofsson home hasn't seemed to change too noticeably.
01:40As of this reporting, the devil has refused to leave, stating that possession is nine-tenths of the law.
01:51The incredibly exciting thrill of blessed victory.
01:58K-God Sports spanning the globe.
02:03Today, live, the national finals in jujitsu.
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