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00:11Morning friend. How are we? You got that dog tired, quite asleep feeling. Me too. I'm
00:25missing you. It's funny, that. It's not like we could hang out, is it? But still, knowing
00:33you were two doors down made it feel like we were cheersing over the devil juice. One
00:40for the road. Woo-hoo! It's me. Come here. I heard some voices. Oh, that's just my mate
00:55on the ward. Tiana. She leaves the longest voice notes. I thought you'd still be sleeping.
01:03Oh, well, I woke up at four and then I couldn't drop back off again. Leave that. I'll do
01:10that. Oh. It was funny. You sleeping down there on a blow-up mattress and me hogging the bed.
01:21Well, we don't want my snoring keeping you up, do we? It's a new washing powder. Hmm?
01:29Well, no, it just, it smells different. You must be able to notice it. I think you're imagining
01:35it. Well, they did say, didn't they? It might affect your sense of smell and stuff. No, it's
01:41not in my head. It definitely smells different. All right. Well, you're going to have to take
01:45out with Libby. She's been doing all the shopping. She's been amazing, actually. Her and Amy,
01:51stepping up. Right. Right, then. I'd better go and check on that rabble.
02:04Have you seen Sheila today? Yeah, but I am thinking of cancelling it. I just don't feel
02:10right. I think Jack's got a point. We should tell Mum. Not today. She needs to focus on
02:16her recovery. I hate lying. And what if Jack tells her himself? He won't. And we're not lying.
02:22We're keeping things simple while she's in treatment. It'll rile her up. You know it
02:26will. Oh. Hey, Ma. Hey. Oh, Chels, what are you doing here? I just thought I'd pop in,
02:33see how you're doing this morning. Huh. Well, nearly time for school. Raymond's packed lunch
02:37needs doing. Oh, we got that drilled. Amy does Monday, Wednesdays and Fridays. And Ricky does...
02:41Does not do sandwiches. The boss is back here. Too late. Sounds like Raymond's a big fan of
02:47peanut butter and banana. I was going to bring this up to you, but since you're already down...
02:52Yep, and I am taking Raymond to school, so you can just stay here, relax, and... Oh.
02:57Yeah. Oh, help yourself. Have you tried this yet? No? Well, there's me thinking everyone's
03:04going to fall apart without me. Right, come on, you. See ya. Catch your box. Have a good
03:10day at school. Behave yourselves. Yeah. All right, Dad? Yeah. Just trying to get my head
03:18around the accounts, you know. Yeah, it feels weird seeing you behind a desk.
03:22Heh. Right. You ready for the grand tour? Have you seen the gym before, Dad? Yeah, but
03:27have you seen the gym knowing that one day this is all going to be yours? Hmm? I mean, it
03:33would make an epic party space, to be fair. Mm. You know I'm going to be cutting over with
03:37Phil. But you're still going to be the boss, right? Yeah, totally. And, um, do you feel like...
03:44Up to it. Look, I want to be honest with you both. I'm taking my medication daily, and
03:49I feel better than having ages. Good. So where's Mum? I'll be honest, Dad, she still
03:56ain't forgiving you, so just forget about it. Why? What's she said? Nothing. But we're
04:01cool, though, right? I know forgiveness, you can take time, but... You pay a train of my
04:06help. Oh, yeah. I'll get in on that, too. Oh, right. Really? Yeah. See you two, roofless.
04:11You've been a business owner, innit? Hello. Might as well, innit? Phil said you were buying
04:14him. Er, yeah. Yeah, I'm just waiting for the contracts to go through, but I'll be around
04:20most of the day. Get my head around the accounts. Are you going to be okay with that? Me being
04:25your boss? Yeah. As long as you think you're up to it. Just thinking of you, mate. I'm all
04:31good. Thank you. Good? Yeah. Stupid. Don't be like that. Oh, oh. So! Mum's, er, seen
04:43someone? Er, we haven't seen her with anyone. But... I mean, she's always on her phone. And
04:49you've got no idea who, no? You've got a type, innit? Yeah, himbos with muscles. Dad is probably
04:55not serious. If it was, she would have introduced us to him, right? Yeah. Yeah. So, when are
05:04you getting the keys to the boxing den? I reckon we could have a lot of fun in there. Yeah.
05:08Are you still buying Sharon out? Erm... No, I don't know, Priya. I don't really think
05:14it's the right time to be expanding my portfolio, you know what I mean? So, who did buy it, then?
05:20Are you joking? You stepped aside for Ravi? I just feel like he deserves another chance.
05:25Is this the man sleeping with his ex? Look, if he gets back on his feet, Priya, maybe there's
05:28a chance for the period, I don't know. Sorry, are you actually trying to play matchmaker
05:31now? Look, you know how much I'm enjoying this, Priya, all right? I really am, but it's
05:34a sell-by date. When it goes off, it's going to be poisoned for both of us. Right, and you
05:38think if I get back with Ravi, it's going to tie a nice little bow on things? I know you've
05:42still got feelings for him. Why do we have a joint wedding whilst we're out here? You and Cindy,
05:45me and Ravi? Oh, I just forget I said anything, yeah. Do you know what? I was feeling a bit
05:49frisky, but now you've turned me right off. Oh, Priya, don't be right out, please.
05:55Well, I promise I won't mention Ravi ever again. Oh, so you do want me then? Yeah, of course.
06:02Well, you're going to have to work for it. I can do that. You've got ten minutes. Maybe
06:07you can. Are you sure you don't want me to come with you? It's just a plea, okay? I'm not
06:15sentenced till next week. Honestly, Mum, I... Yeah, I hear you're pleading
06:19guilty. No, it's a mistake. Yeah, well, it's a little bit of prison time, eh? Can't be
06:24any worse than you flushing my head down the bog. Don't scare Enfield, will you? Never
06:30said a word. Look, you'll be fine. Hopefully, it'll just be a suspended sentence anyway.
06:35Nothing's pleading guilty, it won't. You don't think I should? Well, I never said that, but,
06:40uh, well, you've got to be prepared, haven't you? For what, exactly? I'm sure you can,
06:47uh, you can use your imagination. Well, look, if it comes to that, can I say that I know
06:54you? It's been a long time since my name's meant anything inside that's, uh, good luck.
07:00Yeah. I'm ready to go.
07:20All right, look, Tex, what's up? Kojo. He's having kittens and he wants to do a run-off.
07:24A run-off? Yeah, he's got that date with a girl from the dating agency today and, and,
07:28and she's going to be here in half an hour. I can't do it. I can't do it. What do
07:33you
07:33want me to do? I want you to go and, and, and talk to him and calm him down, please.
07:36Oh, can't do it. Kojo. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Got your hot date
07:42arriving soon, yeah? I can't do it, Harry. I can't think of anything to say. Right, chill
07:48out. She's not here yet. You ain't got to say nothing. What if I can't think of anything
07:52when she's here? You will. I won't. Just start with, you look very nice. What if she
07:58doesn't look very nice? Then you say it anyway. But that's lying. That's dating.
08:04Dating's lying. Sort of. Er, yeah, I don't think that that is the best advice. Um, you
08:11should just be yourself. Who else am I going to be? Yeah, exactly. Right, you're going to
08:18be fine. I've got to get to work. All right, thank you. Don't go, please. Yeah, okay, all right,
08:26I could shut shop for a couple of hours. Okay, so, um, we're just going to sit here and we'll
08:34be your wing people. Wing people? Moral support. My mouth feels funny. It's dry. No, no. Kojo,
08:42you are going to smash this, okay? Smash what? We are being Kojo's wing people. Oh, sounds
08:49fun. Join us. Oh, we've actually just come in for a quick drink and a break. Oh, yeah,
08:54all right, fine. Er, we've got to unload your stock from the van still. Oh, it's not going
08:58anywhere, is it? Oh, come on, I'll get us some drinks. Have a wine with me, Vinnie. Oh,
09:03you monster. You know day drinking is literally my favourite thing. Okay, well, nobody told you
09:06to get pregnant, did they? And, Kojo, you can just relax. Yeah? You've got this. And if you need
09:13anything, I mean, we're right here. Right here. And then she said, I'll take my eggs in my room
09:19to enjoy with little Roger. And I said, I'm sorry, we don't allow dogs upstairs. And she
09:23said, that is a very rude thing to say about my husband. Then I look on the booking form
09:28because I don't remember a Roger. Yeah. And his name is Steve. Is it Steve? So who is
09:34little Roger? Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. See, you lot still have got your minds
09:40out the gutter. Steve, what are you doing here? I want to work here tonight. Well, chicken
09:47up on us more like. Wow, Denise. That scarf looks good on you. Yeah, the chemo must be working.
09:53You look really good. Thank you. If you ever want to pop over for a cuppa, I'm always around.
09:58I know it's rough. Right, bye. See you soon, Linda. Bye. Now, you know you shouldn't be
10:06here. Oh, I'm fine. I just want to get across that paperwork. Oh, no, no, no, no. Mrs. Canahan
10:11is here in the back with foils and her nose is leaking like a tap. Yeah, to be fair, she's
10:17really gross. Ugh, I'll tell you. But if anything, I can come over with the laptop later if you
10:23really want to crunch the numbers. Or you can work on something a bit more important.
10:28Like my wedding. Oh. Because you're the maid of honour. What, you've set a date? Yeah.
10:35It's September the 7th. But that's soon. Yeah. So you can go home and start writing the speech,
10:41yeah? And no skimping, yeah? And don't forget to include my foray into stardom. Oh, but back
10:49end of a donkey in infants. Listen, I had the crowding stitches, yeah? Star quality, no matter
10:55the road. Ooh! I'll see you later, yeah? Bye!
11:01Bye!
11:16Another round, yeah? It's mine. Same again. Oh. Yeah, you might as well get a bottle.
11:22OK. What time is she coming? 1 o'clock. It's 5.2. OK. Right, let's do tea. Tea?
11:28Yep. Let me see. Any bits of salad? Or bits? No, you're good. Are you coaching? Yes. Hello.
11:35I was just showing my niece my teeth, just in case I had salad in them. She didn't want
11:41me to be embarrassed in front of you. My name is Katrina. This is Sophie, my chakramone
11:48from the dating agency. She'll just sit over there while we're on a date. Hello Sophie.
11:56This is my miss Gina and her boyfriend Harry and their friends Penny and Vinny. Penny's
12:02pregnant. They're here to wing me. Hello. Hi. Nice to meet you. Hiya. I think you've got
12:10lovely teeth. Thank you. I think your teeth is very nice too. Can I buy you a drink? Yes.
12:18Yes, please. Yes, here. Let's see. Nurse Dreamy. I know you don't see it, but
12:29spin a bit and pretend he's not being bold and really he is quite a dish. Anyway, he's
12:35gone on holiday. Sob. So I'm left off salad with a hairy mole. Which is alright. Honestly,
12:46I don't know what to do. I just want to plug it.
12:57Denise? Hey, have I done something to upset her? Because if I had... Oh, you look...
13:05Rough. No, no, no, sorry. No, I didn't mean... Well, you probably would in all if you've been
13:12through a month of intensive chemo. Chemo? Denise, I had no idea.
13:21No, I thought everybody knew. I've got leukaemia.
13:32I've only just got back to the square. I mean... Yeah. Snap. Although I've only been away a month,
13:38it feels... about a lifetime. Yeah, not a feeling. Is it bad? Oh, sorry. Obviously, it's bad.
13:49Well, according to Doctor AI, at 57, 25% chance I'll make it.
13:59Makes a good job you're only 35, then. Eh?
14:06It's nice. Don't. Don't. Chase.
14:12You know, it's me thinking you're ignoring me.
14:15You weren't the centre of the universe. You learned that, didn't you?
14:19Yeah. I'm trying to remember that myself.
14:23So, what, are you feeling better, then?
14:26Yeah, I guess. I mean, I'm not planning on losing it in the pharmacy
14:30any time soon, you know?
14:32It feels like I've been put back in my life, but...
14:37And it's almost the same, but...
14:41Everything's just a little bit off.
14:46It feels like that film, Truman Show.
14:50Yeah. And the worst part is...
14:53I thought, going away, when I came back,
14:58everything would have fallen apart, but, no,
15:00it just seems like everyone's been tickety-boo without me.
15:04Yeah, I know the feeling.
15:08See you soon, yeah?
15:09Mm. Yeah.
15:16Bye, babe.
15:19Um...
15:21What are you doing now?
15:24Breathing.
15:27And what did Eve want?
15:30Nothing.
15:34Look, I haven't forgotten about the hospital.
15:37I've just got to do a couple of calls to work,
15:39and then I'll take you.
15:40Oh, that's right, I'll get a cab.
15:42Dee, you said I'll take you.
15:43No, I'll be fine, honestly.
15:46All right, well, listen, let me call Debbie.
15:48I said no, Jack.
15:49I am perfectly capable...
15:53I'm perfectly capable of getting myself to an appointment
15:56without someone holding me hand.
15:58Yeah, I'll see you later, OK?
16:07All right.
16:08All right, take a bit.
16:12Yes, Rav!
16:14Welcome back, Ralph.
16:15I missed you, mate.
16:19Cheers, man.
16:20Hey, I've heard you've been getting yourself into a bit of trouble.
16:23Vicky.
16:24Oh, mate.
16:25Oh, no, no, no judgment.
16:26It's just, er...
16:27You know, I didn't think you'd mess back with another man's woman.
16:30That's what I've been blurring.
16:31Hmm.
16:31No judgment?
16:32Yeah.
16:34Yeah, it was stupid,
16:35but I'm the only one who's ended up with egg on his face.
16:38Oh, you liked it?
16:39Mm-hmm.
16:40Back from their honeymoon tomorrow.
16:42Can't say it don't hurt.
16:46You know, Priya's seen someone.
16:48Well, she's single.
16:53Mate, it ain't me.
16:57Right, yeah, yeah.
16:58Mate.
16:59Sorry, sorry.
17:00It's just, er...
17:01Look, have you seen her with anyone?
17:02No, of course I ain't.
17:03And I told you.
17:04You know that.
17:05But for the record...
17:08She...
17:10She did try it on me at the wedding.
17:12What?
17:13Yeah, look.
17:14I turned her down.
17:15She was drunk.
17:15She was upset about you.
17:16So don't get burned up.
17:17I just...
17:19I thought you should know.
17:22Alright.
17:23Yeah, thanks.
17:24I appreciate that.
17:25Yeah?
17:26Oh, and Sharon told me about you going in on this place.
17:30Congratulations, bruv.
17:31Yeah, no, sir.
17:32Bye.
17:40Oh.
17:42Everything alright?
17:44I've only reckoned she's lost an earring,
17:46so Muggins over here has to drop everything and come look for it.
17:49This one?
17:51Gonna tea leaf it, was ya?
17:52Oh, yeah.
17:53A single gold hoop would really work on me, wouldn't it?
17:56Yeah, thanks.
17:57Listen, Priya, erm...
18:00Do you think Ravi's really up for managing this place?
18:02You know, mentally?
18:04How would I know?
18:06Look, he ain't my concern anymore.
18:10What are you doing there?
18:12Nothing. Mark's wearing me out.
18:20You and Priya?
18:23Mark.
18:23Talk to you.
18:24What?
18:24Don't play, Dom.
18:26I asked you a question.
18:27Do you want to step back?
18:27I asked you a question. You and Priya?
18:29Mm-hmm.
18:31No.
18:33I'm not seeing Priya.
18:34But even if I was, you do not come at me like that in here.
18:37Do you understand?
18:39Even if you were?
18:40What do you mean, even if you were?
18:42Mark!
18:42Where are you going?
18:43It's none of your business, Ravi.
18:50What's your favorite joke?
18:52Favorite joke?
18:53Alright, I'll tell you one.
18:54Why did the chicken cross the road?
18:57They're talking, like, non-stop.
19:00And you're sure he isn't just telling her every number plate that he's had on a model car?
19:04No, no, no.
19:05She's speaking and he's listening.
19:07Oh, my God, oh, my God, she's laughing.
19:09I've told her a joke and she's laughing at it.
19:11Awful like a pile of dirt.
19:13Okay.
19:13This calls for a touch, yeah?
19:15Good idea.
19:15Two exciting new ventures.
19:18To being able to drink in approximately two months' time.
19:21But then you'll be breastfeeding.
19:22Shh, don't ruin it.
19:24How about, um, to my best friend?
19:27Aw.
19:28No, seriously.
19:29I've never had a girl mate like you before.
19:31Same, babe.
19:33It's the end of an era, isn't it, now?
19:35Oh, man.
19:35No, it's just...
19:36I've moved out and everything's changing.
19:39Is this still a toy show?
19:40No, we're still going to be mates, aren't we?
19:42We're still going to see each other.
19:44Yeah, but you're going to have this small, dependent thing attached to you all the time,
19:47so you're not going to be able to come out and you're just going to have these new mum friends
19:50and all you're going to talk about is the colour of baby poop.
19:52Okay, well, I'll leave that to Vinny, then.
19:54I'll be interested to be there.
19:55Yeah, me too, actually.
19:56What colour is that poo?
19:58Can't everything just stay the same?
20:00It's a bit late for that.
20:01Well, you just dumped Vinny.
20:03Oh, great.
20:04Oh, I'll chuck Harry.
20:05Sure.
20:06And what about the baby?
20:07Oh, adoption.
20:09Oh, okay.
20:11Yeah, no, I know.
20:13Just...
20:14Well, to men, then.
20:17We ruin everything, it seems...
20:18Cheers.
20:20Cheers.
20:20Cheers.
20:22Cheers.
20:23Cheers.
20:29Hi, Ralph.
20:31I'm glad to call you.
20:32I've bought some of this balm that my daughter's made me for Tiana.
20:35I thought you could give it to her.
20:37Oh, it's nothing, really.
20:38She just, er, mentioned that she's got a little bit of dry skin, so...
20:45What?
20:45An infection.
20:47It came on suddenly.
20:49She, er...
20:52I'm sorry, Claire.
20:53She didn't make it.
20:56No, no.
20:57She...
20:58She left me a voice note this morning and...
21:02No, I ain't listen to it.
21:06She's just through air.
21:07She must have sent it last night, er...
21:09She woke up with a high temperature.
21:12We took her to intensive care, but, er...
21:16She said this job was just pushing trolleys.
21:20Oh, I'll see you next week.
21:22Take care of yourself.
21:29Would you like another drink?
21:32No, I have to go.
21:34That's okay.
21:35Would you like my number?
21:37Your number?
21:39My, er...
21:40Phone number.
21:41Oh.
21:43Does that mean you like me?
21:45Yes.
21:45I would like your number.
21:47This guy...
21:49He's better with women than I am.
21:51Well, what's that supposed to mean?
21:53Listen, you were the one just talking about dumping me earlier.
21:55Yes.
21:55Guys, erm...
21:56We're gonna...
21:57We're gonna shoot.
21:58No.
21:59Yeah, it's been lovely, but I do need to...
22:02I'm on the sofa and put a pillow under my Joan Norma's belly.
22:04And we've got to do a banter on most first, don't forget.
22:06Oh, yeah, I can do that.
22:09Really?
22:10Penny, you can trust me for your life.
22:11Just put the keys in my hands.
22:13Put the keys in my hands.
22:14Put the keys in my hands.
22:17Gee.
22:18Yes.
22:18Yes.
22:19But...
22:21Harry's gonna help me anyway.
22:22Aren't you, baby?
22:24Yeah.
22:25OK, the, erm...
22:26The van's...
22:27It's the blue van.
22:28It's on the square.
22:28OK?
22:29But promise me...
22:30Yep.
22:31Promise me...
22:32That whatever happens...
22:33That we're just gonna have each other's backs.
22:36And...
22:37That whatever happens.
22:38I promise.
22:41OK, bye.
22:42OK, hi!
22:43Hi!
22:53I've got her phone number.
22:54Yes!
22:55Oh!
22:56Yeah, you did!
22:57Yes!
22:58This calls for shots.
22:59OK.
23:00OK.
23:01On your behalf.
23:02Hey, see?
23:03I told you, I'm not that scary.
23:05Well done.
23:12Mum!
23:14Dee!
23:21You're, erm...
23:24You're pushing the wedding ahead.
23:27Because of me.
23:28Aren't you?
23:30I guess I'm dead soon.
23:33Yeah.
23:34Mum, wait!
23:46See you later.
23:49Hey!
23:51Ian!
23:52Ian!
23:54It's a plea hearing today, innit?
23:57Suppose you were lying for your teeth.
24:00Yeah?
24:00Said you weren't guilty.
24:03Can you, erm...
24:05Can you tell me?
24:05Chelsea and...
24:07Denise and everyone.
24:07Look.
24:08I pleaded Gilroy.
24:11Oh, yeah?
24:12Yeah, the, erm...
24:14Sentences week after next.
24:17Well, I hope they send you down.
24:23Are you OK, darling?
24:26Yeah.
24:26Yeah, yeah.
24:27Yeah, I'm fine.
24:30I was just thinking if the, erm...
24:32Whoever stays like this, we should have a barbecue.
24:36Invite everyone.
24:38All family.
24:47Shall I put the telly on?
24:48Or we could play a game?
24:50Or just sit quietly?
24:53Just wanna go to bed.
24:54OK.
24:56What, shall I get you something to drink?
24:57Or eat?
24:58A yoghurt, maybe?
25:03Yes.
25:16It's all there.
25:17I'm going to get this.
25:21OK.
25:27Awesome.
25:30It's all there, what's this?
25:31Come on.
25:31Come on.
25:32Come on.
25:32Come on.
25:36Gina?
25:38Yeah, Harry.
25:41What are you doing?
25:42I am unloading Penny's van.
25:45No, come on, let's get you on.
25:46No, no, because we've promised Penny.
25:49No, we'll do it in the morning.
25:51Vinny wants it done tonight.
25:53Yeah, well, Vinny's uptight.
25:56Vinny is uptight.
25:59Not like a major red flag energy,
26:01but just, like, it's an insulence.
26:05He's uptight.
26:07I'm glad you're not uptight.
26:09There was nothing uptight about me.
26:11No. No.
26:14What are you doing?
26:16I'm taking you home.
26:18Oh, you're really sexy.
26:19Did you know that?
26:20Oh, no.
26:21Yeah, and I don't, I actually don't want to break up.
26:25Truth is...
26:28There's nothing involved here.
26:33It's about as hell.
26:34It's worse than hell.
26:39We put on the face, don't we?
26:42We try to be strong.
26:46Sometimes.
26:50Sometimes I just want to give up.
26:56Oops.
27:08Ugh.
27:10Ugh.
27:12Ugh.
27:27Libby?
27:31Mum?
27:32Who's that woman with Jordan?
27:34Look.
27:39Libby.
27:43Er, it's his great-nan.
27:47His what?
27:49You mean Grey's gran?