00:16Star Signs of the Animal Kingdom
00:43Star Signs of the Animal Kingdom
01:02Sidia approached each and every day with a childlike sense of wonder
01:11His cold approach to life's decisions
01:14Demonstrated to others the virtues of restraint and patience
01:19I know this is going to sound super forward
01:20Will you be my mate for life?
01:23I don't know what to say
01:24It's only been 12 minutes
01:26What took you so long?
01:28I'm getting butterflies
01:30I'm getting nauseous
01:32Yes, Sidia's thoughtful reflection was truly a miracle to be honed
01:37Meanwhile, Bacchius Weaselus, the fearless protector, is a true testament to courage
01:43It was his sworn duty to do whatever it took to lead those in peril to safety
01:49Who's with me?
01:51What do you think?
01:52Honestly, I'm worried the Weasel's right
01:54No!
01:55Don't listen to the Weasel!
01:56He's a raving loon!
01:59Sorry, I just love playing devil's advocate
02:01And looking fabulous!
02:04With his unique blend of courage and quick wit
02:07Bacchius serves as an inspiration to those facing insurmountable odds
02:13A reminder that, with a little imagination, anything is possible
02:17Say hi, everyone!
02:19Oh, isn't she gorgeous?
02:21Is she a good little bougie bougie?
02:24Just to be clear, that's a pumpkin, right?
02:26Well, I mean, she has a little jaundice, but I think she'll be okay
02:29How can you tell us a she?
02:32Oh
02:32Of course, leaders would be nothing without loyal and steadfast soldiers
02:36These traits are exemplified by Posthumus Twinsius
02:39Who stood ever ready to fight the good fight
02:42Crashing Eddie reporting for duty!
02:45Duty!
02:47And truly understood what it meant to give 110%
02:51You be made of poopy!
02:53I'm a method actor, so I will need to be changed
02:58Disgusting! Love that!
03:00One of the greatest legends of all belongs to Manius Maximus
03:04The Serious Sage
03:05Renowned as one of the foremost problem solvers of his time
03:09If we survive, we lose our daughter
03:11What if...
03:12Ooh, I know! We destroy the relationship, right?
03:15That way we never have to let her go
03:17And she'll just stay our little girl forever!
03:20Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
03:21But the sign of Manius' true wisdom
03:23Was that he always knew when to heed the counsel of those closest to him
03:28Especially his wife
03:29No, you psychopath!
03:31What if we convince them to stay near us?
03:35Oh, that's better! I like it!
03:38Manius inspires us to remember that the great joys of life
03:41Present themselves right under our noses
03:44Or trunks
03:45If only we pay close enough attention
03:47Look at that pretty bird there!
03:50Good eye, Manny!
03:52Ha-ha-ha-ha!
03:52Yeah
03:53These tales of ancient times helped our animal ancestors gain insight
03:58Fortunately for us, these legends are just as valuable today
04:02As they were all those millennia ago
04:04Now, when we turn to the night sky for help
04:08We are reminded of all the great spirits
04:12Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
04:13-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
04:13Hey, Buck, you have a suggestion for getting around the river?
04:16Let my mammals pass!
04:19That's never gonna work!
04:24The ancients grant us safe passage.
