Quinn Takes on the Farmers Market on Going Dutch

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When local shoppers start using the military base's facilities during their trips to the farmers market, Colonel Quinn launches an all-out campaign to put an end to it. As always, his solution is far more extreme than anyone expects on Going Dutch. Stream now on Hulu.

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00:00What are you doing?

00:01She's getting too close.

00:02Haven't you ever tailed a kid before?

00:04No!

00:04He's definitely a child soldier.

00:06Look at the unpredictable path he's taking.

00:07That's called skipping.

00:08No, it's called him being on a recon mission.

00:11Bram, what do you do?

00:12What the hell is this?

00:14It's the town farmer's market.

00:16It must have really expanded.

00:17What are you doing on U.S. property, huh?

00:19We use the bathrooms over here.

00:21Oh, great, great.

00:22So you hate us, but you come over here to use our bathrooms.

00:24Let me tell you something.

00:24America didn't become the number one country

00:27in the history of countries

00:28just so you can go number two wherever you want.

00:31America's only number one in obesity and health care costs.

00:34Hey, and roller coasters.

00:36Yeah, and roller coasters.

00:37Get the hell out of here.

00:38Back in through the hole.

00:39Tell your friends if they come near this hole,

00:41I'm gonna shoot them.

00:46Yeah, that's right, kid.

00:47I'm the devil.

00:48Go tell your parents.

00:49You know, they call us names,

00:50they treat us like the enemy,

00:51but then they want to come over here

00:52and use our quilted American toilet paper.

00:54I don't think so.

00:56Well, in reality,

00:56they're probably just using our bidets.

00:58You're telling me they come over here to wash their asses?

01:03You gotta be kidding me.

01:05They want an enemy.

01:06They got an enemy now.

01:08But it is just a farmer's market.

01:11Yeah.

01:11Where you can buy vegetables, fruit,

01:13and very fresh, reasonably priced seafood.

01:16Anybody else craving a lobster roll?

01:17Yeah, me. I am.

01:18Does Katja really think we're just gonna stand here

01:20and take this crap?

01:21I mean, we could.

01:22No, no, no.

01:23You know what this means, right?

01:24Well, it means that we could come to a mutually agreed upon solution

01:28with our international partners.

01:30That's good.

01:30What a team.

01:31Father and daughter advocates.

01:32Yeah, I like that.

01:33What a team.

01:33Quints.

01:34Quints.

01:35Quints.

01:36We can go to war.

01:40So I think...

01:42War.

01:43Yeah.

01:44War.

01:45Prepare for war!

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