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00:04Hello, welcome to Let's Hate, art in the liquor 1, uh, known in English as Melody of Alimia.
00:12Um, this series is going to be a commentary about why I hate this series. Um, I do have a
00:20reason
00:20for hating it. Please note that I did not say it sucks. As a matter of fact, it has a
00:25very good
00:26production value, but I decided to take the game and, uh, basically made the game kind
00:31of like just a porn game for guys. Which, I'm like, you put Zelda's awesomeness into it just
00:37to make it some kind of porn game for guys? Yeah, I'm going to plan on exactly which this
00:44game fails hard and stop going to the intro. I already have the intro over there. Um, this
00:52is probably going to, like, jump all over the place.
01:50video.
03:25Yeah, you could probably watch a better one than one of the two Let's Plays out there.
03:29I recommend Draeger's Let's Play.
03:35Draeger just seems less of a...
03:39I'm going to put my frame limit back on.
03:42Draeger just seems like a decent person playing the game rather than the other person.
03:52Yes, I'm using the Japanese voices.
03:54That's the other two ones I'm saying, don't use Japanese voices.
03:58I'm also going to provide captions for the hymn notes that pops up.
04:02Yes, it's an actual language despite what NIS America wants you to think.
04:08Um, if you're wondering who that guy off to the right is, it's Ayatane Michitaka that we're
04:13going to meet after all the blah blah blah.
04:20Yeah.
04:28Yeah.
04:30Yeah.
04:30That's basically means old man.
04:37That's not a really new type of virus.
04:39That's not a really new type of virus.
04:39I'm just pulling your leg around and go back to what you were doing.
04:42I'm just listening to the right.
04:44That's not a really new type of virus.
04:49That's exactly what we're doing.
04:54I'm sure that we're doing all the things we're doing.
04:55Okay, let's go back to this!
04:57Come on, let's do this!
05:00Wait, Reiner.
05:01Wait, Reiner.
05:02Wait, Reiner.
05:04Who is going to kill you?
05:07Don't you just look bureaucracy in the face of, um, utter defeat?
05:12Yeah, I'm gonna go save the world! Wait a minute, who gave that order?
05:19Exactly. But let's just wait around until the virus is destroyed the city.
05:24You're the king of the world. You're the king of the world.
05:27You're the king of the world.
05:28Shureliya-sama.
05:30Shureliya-sama.
05:31Oh, basically.
05:36Shureliya-sama.
05:38I just love it when NIS just can't translate anything that they're supposed to.
05:43Then, you're the king of the world.
05:49You're the king of the world.
05:51No, this is just me hating on NIS.
05:55I have, um, Phantom Brave, and I have a few other games of theirs, and their translation is just horrible.
06:03I just- the only reason I buy their games is because they actually do have Japanese voices.
06:17Yes, there's a reason why she sounds like that.
06:20But that's a spoiler.
06:21I know you can see a little Ayatollina right there, in front of them.
06:25Shureliya-sama.
06:49Shureliya-sama.
06:51Yeah. Alright, let me start critiquing. That's the reason why I'm playing this game.
06:56Seriously, boom armor? I'm getting sick of it.
06:59It just basically says all these female characters are there just for... to titillate.
07:06Yes, I just love that word.
07:08I mean, seriously, why boom armor? There's no reason for it.
07:14Except other than the screen, look, the boobs.
07:16And she's wearing bikini briefs, seriously?
07:19And when we see her sprite, you'll notice her feet are just broken into these high heel pointy things.
07:26I'm just like...
07:28Yeah. Costume design. Seriously?
07:32It's just screaming, yeah, this is not for you, don't play this game.
07:38Which is one of the reasons why I built up this world and then you do this with it.
07:47Of course.
07:47Hey. Machirons, of course.
07:50Then go.
07:52Please, please, please, please.
07:56Please protect the city!
07:59Here, have some pieces of paper that say you can protect the city because obviously you need something signed.
08:03Oh, let's leave!
08:06I'll take care of you, Shurelia.
08:10You're not right, Ayo!
08:33I'm going to kill the virus!
09:09What is this?
09:10What is this?
09:12What is this?
09:12It's true that this virus has been done.
09:14I haven't seen it before before.
09:16It's okay!
09:17What are we going to do with our guild?
09:20What is the end of this number?
09:22We're ready to go!
09:24Let's go!
09:33Let's go!
09:34Let's go!
09:37Let's go!
09:39Let's go!
09:41You can see her sprite better now.
09:44Yeah, ouch.
09:46Those...
09:47Well, I guess she doesn't need to walk because she floats, but still...
09:59That will be...
10:00That's the caption at the bottom.
10:04I'll give you both the...
10:06what it says actually in hymnos, and then what the translation of it is.
10:12Which most other people won't or can't.
10:26What kind of pisses me off is an I.S. basically said that that language is just garble.
10:32Just made up garble, and it's actually not.
10:34There's actually the hymnos server, I think, that UGU, UGU, you could google it.
10:42There's actually a whole lexicon on it.
10:45With font samples, which is how I got my hymnos font up there in the upper left.
10:59I just kinda wish they'd treat the characters a bit more respectfully, more like Tales of the Abyss.
11:05That would've made this game so much more awesome.
11:10Oh yeah, she's got a Reiner.
11:14Reiner.
11:15You're going to run with one person.
11:17I'll give you the advice of Jurelia-sama.
11:21Jurelia-sama!
11:23It's dangerous.
11:24You can't do anything at all.
11:28Now most people have basically given me the argument of
11:31This is an awesome feminist game because all the women are like killer death robots.
11:36And I'm like, no, that actually makes it not a feminist game.
11:40Because they're basically objects.
11:44It's more has to do with the way the treatment of the characters.
11:50That they are objects.
11:51They're robots.
11:52They're singing machines.
11:52And that's the way they are treated by the good guys and the bad guys.
11:56Versus the...
11:59Um...
11:59Well, you'll see it.
12:00Versus the, you know, where they treat them like humans.
12:03Like all the women don't get treated like human at all in this game.
12:13She's not chanting, she's singing.
12:15Or she's sing chanting.
12:28Yeah, I have, um...
12:30I only can attack.
12:35She's singing.
12:46She actually talks with a, um, more polite, um...
12:50She says, shimasu.
12:52Instead of, um...
12:56Japanese failing.
12:57Instead of the other one.
12:58I just forgot.
13:12I think it's just Tei.
13:20Like the...
13:25Or Zei.
13:27Like the other one.
13:27Oh, she's singing.
13:28I can't fight.
13:31I know.
13:32But you're probably just going to keep attacking you.
13:34Isn't that amazing?
13:47I know.
13:49I know.
13:50But...
13:51I'm...
13:51That's extremely important.
13:55I can't.
13:56I can't.
13:57I can't.
13:57But you're just playing.
13:59I'd be playing the first and second one, eh? Won't be playing the third one, obviously.
14:04Because for the PS3 and I don't have a PS3, I don't have a proper capture card for a PS3,
14:10nor do I really want to buy a PS3.
14:15At least not until the whole, um, um, being able to, uh, root it or whatever.
14:23I don't have a ton of brawl on that.
14:30Run away!
14:32Wait a minute! We're the leader of Eremia!
14:35We're working on the virus, right?
14:38But we're going to run out of this crazy situation and we're going to run away!
14:46I'm gonna die, blah!
14:48It's okay. It's better than that.
14:51If we're going to die here, who's going to protect this land?
14:59But...
15:00I can't believe it.
15:02But...
15:02I can't believe it's important to be able to be careful about the land.
15:07Actually, they do say Kishi, which is Knight.
15:11I'll get to the end of this.
15:13This is the command.
15:14You absolutely must retreat.
15:17It's an order.
15:18Welcome.
15:21Get away!
15:21Yay!
15:37Hopefully my hypercam will hold up.
15:38Put it on a different hard drive.
15:41That has enough space.
15:43Hopefully this won't go too long.
15:50I'm actually going to play until we, uh...
15:53Until Ayatai, um...
15:55If the thing happens to Ayatai.
15:57I want to be able to hit the power line in this area.
16:01It's the symphonic power lines.
16:03The whole thing with the art when I let go...
16:05The tower itself is kind of like one big server.
16:09But Rated of Tales are basically memory cards, CDs, things that store data.
16:14And...
16:14And...
16:15Yeah.
16:17And actually, if you look on this...
16:19The Hypnos server, most of the English and Japanese version,
16:21It specifically states that they're nothing but memory cards.
16:26So...
16:34Platina, it is a word.
16:36Because I know sometimes when I'm translating things,
16:38I just throw in random words.
16:43It's basically two...
16:46Each song is a program.
16:49And Art Hannelico...
16:50The waves are...
16:52The waves go to the server,
16:54And then it basically makes magic happen.
16:56It's really long and drawn out.
17:03I actually just, um...
17:05It's a pretty neat concept.
17:07If it wasn't so...
17:08Steeped in...
17:11Like...
17:12Like...
17:13Well...
17:16This...
17:19Like...
17:20Ridiculously stupid costumes.
17:24And I wish there was male rave details, but of course they explained it away with science.
17:29Like...
17:29It's basically the Y chromosome.
17:32Ooh, they can't have the power, but they can carry the power, which is BS.
17:35It's just basically, we just want a harem game.
17:37And that's our reasoning for it, rather than just saying, we just want a harem game.
17:41We'll be right back to the city of Platinano.
17:47And actually, the intro is the, um, Harmonix Aeolia, if you're specifically looking for it.
17:54Utauoka, Singing Hill, Harmonix, Aeolia.
17:57Aeolia, Frelia, and Tilia...
17:59Tilia?
18:00Tilia are the three...
18:02That saved the world in the past.
18:03That's a legend.
18:04You'll find it in this game.
18:10Or at least, I think they do.
18:13Nagi, you suck.
18:27Mazui, because it's bad.
18:30Ayatane!
18:31It was dangerous, right?
18:33Come on, quickly.
18:34Now...
18:35Ayatane...
18:56You're like my favorite character in the beginning, only because you're kind of a sexy man, which is not going
19:02to be in a party for most of the game, because...
19:04Yeah.
19:09Utauoka.
19:12Singing Hill.
19:18Ayatane!
19:18I just love how that just popped in.
19:20It was like...
19:21Closed.
19:22Ayatane!
19:24Uh, yeah, the English voice actor just was horrible.
19:27Screaming Ayatane.
19:49I do have to admit, Shirley is actually one of the better characters.
19:53Or at least, I haven't actually played it to the end yet.
19:57But she seems like the better character.
20:07I'm gonna spoil it now, Ayatane is not dead.
20:11But...
20:12We're gonna find out why later.
20:14I'm gonna find out because...
20:18Aアタイム member.strom.
20:32Flaffeu.
20:34And with that, I am going to cut it here, and stay tuned next episode if you want to.
20:42Yes, I'm going to cut the comments, so if you want to leave me a comment, you can do it
20:48on my blog.
20:52Because they're moderated over there, and I'm going to kill the ratings, because I'm just going to get a lot
21:00of dislikes.
21:01I know that for a fact, so, heh heh.
21:05Anyways, I'll also see you Let's Hating next time.
21:09Until then, take care everybody!