00:00My unpopular opinion, sparkling water sucks ass.
00:03Um, I don't like Grand Theft Auto.
00:06Putting truffle on things does not make it fancy.
00:08Lime bikes, f***ing hate lime bikes.
00:11Spicy water, it adds nothing but sodium and makes you burp.
00:15My unpopular opinion is soccer or football is a shit sport.
00:21Why am I going to risk 80 minutes for a 0-0 game?
00:24The inspired unemployed are not funny.
00:27And as a follow-up, The Rock is not a bad actor.
00:29Have you seen Pain and Gain? He's great.
00:31My unpopular opinion is cards against humanity is not funny.
00:36My unpopular opinion is that violet crumble bars are far, far superior to crunchies.
00:41It is not close. Thank you.
00:43Put them in the freezer. It's the way it shatters that matters.
