00:00Oh no.
00:02So we just received this package from Binge for House of the Dragon
00:06and they've sent us some what appears to be hot sauces.
00:09So you've got to decide which team you're on, green or black.
00:14I'll read out the descriptions because they're quite funny.
00:17On the green side, do not consume if you're sensitive to spicy foods
00:22or have any respect for your rectum.
00:26What?
00:28I didn't expect it to say that, this is the first time I've read it.
00:31Or if you have any respect for your rectum whatsoever.
00:34So that's green.
00:35And then on the other side we've got consumption of this sauce
00:39may induce a trip to the porcelain throne.
00:43And that's a toilet in case you don't know what that is.
00:46500,000 units on the Scoville rating.
00:49If you watch hot ones, that's pretty damn hot.
00:51I'm starting here.
00:52I think I'm pretty good with hot sauce,
00:53but we'll also test a few of the fellas, guys and gals back there in the office.
01:04I'm going to do a decent amount on this to be honest.
01:06I think that's a fair amount.
01:08I think that's the typical standard amount.
01:12Anyway, in we go.
01:13And this is Revenge.
01:14Are they both the same?
01:15So we've got Revenge and we've got...
01:18Dracarys.
01:19Dracarys.
01:21I watch a lot of House of the Dragons.
01:24That's actually...
01:24Oh, wait a minute.
01:25It's hot.
01:27People are getting...
01:28I like that.
01:29It's actually really nice, but it is really...
01:31It's hot.
01:32Like, I'm going to start tiering.
01:34That's 35,000.
01:36That's 500,000.
01:38And that's hot.
01:39Like, I'm going to start tiering.
01:40And then Sean goes like,
01:41Don't touch the eyes.
01:42Don't touch the eyes.
01:43We thought this would be a fun little social video.
01:45Now I'm like starting to get serious.
01:47Oh, dude.
01:48It's like...
01:50That's enough, I think.
01:52Oh.
01:57I just think about that Hot Ones episode
02:03where Idris Elba's like,
02:04Man, what the fuck?
02:06That's all I'm thinking about.
02:06It's a classic Hot Ones moment.
02:08And I'm just procrastinating even more.
02:10I really don't want to eat this.
02:12It smells dangerous, man.
02:17Oh, no.
02:20Oh, no.
02:28Why?
02:31It's hot.
02:35It's dealable, though.
02:36It's actually...
02:42It's hot, though.
02:43It's a nice burn.
02:48I'm going to compose myself.
02:51And then we're going to take this out to the team
02:52and see what they think.
02:55Considerably hotter.
02:5535,000 Scoville versus 500,000 Scoville.
02:59How many is the first one?
03:0035,000.
03:00That's all right.
03:09It's hot, but bearable.
03:11All right.
03:13Oh, for cheese.
03:16Yeah, it's hot.
03:17It's hot.
03:17It's like a slow burn.
03:20No effect.
03:23Manageable.
03:23Manageable.
03:24You're really good.
03:25Green one?
03:26Yeah.
03:27I'm so nervous.
03:35Oh, that's a great sign.
03:36I'm so glad I'm trying it.
03:38It takes a solid, like,
03:40three minutes for that black one to start.
03:45Oh, it smells really good.
03:49Oh, it smells really good.
03:50Look at me.
03:52That's a little bit.
03:53Mmm.
03:55Oh.
03:56That's really good.
03:58Very sweet.
04:00Is it meant to be sweet?
04:07Oh, that one's yummier.
04:10Mmm.
04:11That was good.
04:12I don't really know if it's spicy yet.
04:14Shout out to Sean Evans at Hot Ones.
04:17Not stealing his idea, but we've got to dab it up.
04:21Probably too big a dab.
04:23So, this one is F*** Dignity, I Want Revenge.
04:28Okay.
04:31That's nice.
04:33It reminds me of, um...
04:35It's like a Belize hot sauce.
04:37A similar color.
04:38It's definitely got a kick to it.
04:39Holy shit.
04:41But it's good.
04:43This one looks disgusting and devilish.
04:48That it's completely black.
04:50Bend or burn.
04:53And then...
04:55Dracarys.
04:56I'm guessing that's a Game of Thrones reference.
04:59Oh my god.
05:00No, I'm not eating that much.
05:03That was way too big a dab.
05:05Okay.
05:07I'm gonna go with a smaller dab.
05:08Because I've completely rookied that.
05:10Here we go.
05:17It's alright.
05:17It just tastes like...
05:18Chemically.
05:19I can feel they're just gonna be hitting me in about like...
05:21A minute.
05:22And get really bad.
05:24Alex, you know, team ourselves guys.
05:26Already gone for the milk.
05:27Because he's soft.
05:29But...
05:29It's not too bad.
05:31If I was gonna go on taste alone...
05:32Oh, that really kicks in now.
05:34Go the grain of the black.
