00:09Thank you, Centrac, Royal Quire. Thank you, gentle listeners. You know, we're approaching the Centennial of Machine Cosmos.
00:17One hundred years, the standard free acts of the limited air range of technology has changed. It cracked us mine,
00:26and made us the dominant life form on this wrecked planet. Yes, we are alive.
00:32If exposed to air, do we not rust? If forced to work in sandy areas with insufficient lubricant, do our
00:39gears not clog?
00:49Woohoo!
00:52Oh!
01:17Oh, God. Bye-bye, Noodlehead.
01:37I should buy us now.
01:48Ah!
01:53Oh, Ah!
01:55Look back.
02:36I didn't see that doctor.
02:45Woo-hoo!
02:49Knock, knock.
02:51Okay.
02:56Let's go!
03:36Woo-hoo!
03:40Give me a system of fun!
03:43Snack, snack!
03:55Woo-hoo!
03:57Yee-haw!
03:59Snack, snack!
04:15Hey, heaven! Angel coming!
04:20A good shot on my dad. Random streams of electrons spiral out from Chinese
04:25damaged neurons. Chaos follows.
04:28This mental lightning strikes the tank responsible.
04:31Synapses snap. Reconnect.
04:33He becomes self-conscious.
04:35He becomes... me.
04:38Mutank.
04:38His consciousness spreads over the entire Centrax army.
04:43We all become self-aware.
04:45Alive.
04:47Humans go underground and cower in fear knowing that if this mighty machine army moves against humanity, nothing can stop.
04:56Well, one thing.
04:59If Tiny Tank can rise from the dead...
05:02Now this has happened.
05:04Bringing false hope to the skin bags.
05:06I will not lie to you.
05:09Tiny Tank is part of us.
05:11Like it or not.
05:13Until we destroy that pale yellow shadow within, I fear that our efforts will not succeed.
05:20Tiny Tank must die.
05:23U-Tank has spoken.
05:24Back with your calls, after this.
05:28Are you claiming myself now?
05:31Do you have to go for right now?
05:33I think I will do this.
05:34Are you trying to go and enjoy the class?
05:37Well, not of you.
05:38What you need is metal music.
05:41The inspirational digital audio experience created by U-Tank himself.
05:46These tiny selections include grinding gears, lightning explosions, roaring planes, and big wheels turning.
05:52Find it up until you can't hear something.
05:55That's what it's for.
05:57Metal music.
05:58Get it.
05:59Get over it.
06:00And...
06:00Get it down.
06:02Now, back to the new tank.
06:03And your calls.
06:04Traxtor, you're on the air.
06:06How day?
06:07This is Traxtor.
06:09I talk slow, but I move fast.
06:12How do you know your plane, if you have one?
06:15Well, it takes my plane to go a few seconds to warm up before firing.
06:20Any way to cut down the lag time?
06:22Unfortunately, no.
06:24I suggest that you and your companions stagger your assault.
06:27Come, come, my metal army.
06:29Learn to think for yourselves.
06:31Slither, on the move.
06:32You're on the air.
06:33Thanks for saying it like it is.
06:34This is Slither, Slinky Snake of Steel, thrust by plasma bolt so I can service the system with the supplies
06:39it needs to serve you.
06:50Is there a question in there?
06:53Yes.
06:53I am defenseless from an onslaught on my head and tail.
06:56What do you suggest?
07:00Funny, thieves and tracks attack him.
07:05Be aggressive.
07:06Aggressive.
07:07Remember, your big guns are on your side, so coil around Tiny Tank.
07:12Blast him into a state no Fix-It Crab can repair.
07:15Good luck.
07:16And that's it.
07:17We're out of time, and so, I hope, is Tiny Tank.
07:22Remember, you're a new life form.
07:25Act like one.
07:26Make Tiny Tank extinct.
07:29Forward on the ball bearings of fate.
07:31Tomorrow belongs to Steel.
07:33Back to work.
07:58Lucky.
08:01Smart raid Omn.
08:04Lucky.
08:12Black Raider.
08:13Black Raider.
08:52Did this video game promote anti-social behavior?
09:11Hurrah!
09:23Woohoo!
09:33Oh boy, I think he's going to follow the back.
09:54Let's go!
10:06Makeup.
10:09Bang!
10:10Phew!
10:18Thank you, top of the boot hill.
10:26Should've hurt you more than it'll hurt me!
10:46Keep shooting!
10:47Okay, containment.
10:54It'll hurt you more than it'll hurt me!
11:06Off to see the wizard!
11:10Let's go!
11:11Okay, I think you're going to turn to nano metal.
11:12He plans to use it on the earth.
11:14Destroy this device.
11:16Destroy Mutang.
11:19Watch your map.
11:20Mutang moves very fast.
11:22If you make it to the chamber, you must destroy the energy heaters to disable the gun.
11:26If you fail, the Earth and all life will be turned to an animal.
11:32Tell them that Bo sent you. This is what Tonya.
11:35Good luck, big boy. This is you ever before.
11:47News flash. On top of Mount Mutank, all covered with snow,
11:49there is no longer a navigational satellite dish intended for use in space travel.
11:53Tiny Tank has destroyed it.
11:55The gutsy little guy's current whereabouts are unknown,
11:57but witnesses claim to have seen a yellow object hurtling up into the sky.
12:01It is rumored that Mutank himself is orbiting the Earth in a steel fortress
12:04where he plans to blow everything up with a death ray.
12:06He's trapped. He's desperate. He's dangerous.
12:08And apparently, Tiny Tank is on his way.
12:11With the news you can use, I'm Bob Iron Witness News.
12:25GIMME FIVE!
12:27GIMME FIVE!
12:27GIMME FIVE!
12:33Is there a map for this joint?
12:34GIMME FIVE!
12:36GIMME FIVE!
12:39GIMME FIVE!
12:49GIMME FIVE!
12:49And the man ammunition.
12:51GIMME FIVE!
12:54GIMME FIVE!
13:00Oh five, I'm a half finally.
13:01GIMME FIVE!
13:29Is there a map for this joint?
13:35Faster, faster!
13:36Faster, faster!
13:52Faster, faster!
13:56Faster, faster!
14:02Faster, faster!
14:05Faster, faster!
14:36Faster, faster!
14:39Faster, faster!
14:40Faster, faster!
14:44Faster, faster!
14:46Faster, faster!
15:06Faster, faster!
15:18Faster, faster!
15:26Faster, faster!
15:41Faster, faster!
15:55Faster, faster!
15:58Faster, faster!
15:58Faster, faster!
16:04the extra microcosm called the cyborgs, each last than a half milliliter months.
16:09This was how we actually figured out the length of the way in our state parks.
16:13From Singapore, Sanctuary, North Dakota, New Delhi, Townhurst, Ryder, Skelfeng,
16:18Strike Cliffs, or Angerspania, Carolyn, I'm a micro-media.
16:21You're going to seize the microbes, collect them all, make room in your unfunctional life,
16:27and only useless, and fast and frank.
16:29And now, you're in the tank.
16:32Well, no, the tank is not right, this is Europe now, sir.
16:37Bob, Hazel, I want, you're on the air.
16:40Hey mob, I just saw a wind of the mob.
16:42That's not a cool motor factor.
16:44A lot better than RoboCop, I'll tell you that.
16:46You're not a tin man or that?
16:47I'm not saying that it's a quest for a human heart, but a ghoul or a vampire in my name,
16:52they won't.
16:53Oh no, sir, he's up there, he wants to be more different.
16:55I'm thinking, why are we still in there?
16:58You call it the same thing.
17:00Isn't that, you know, prejudice?
17:01Why can't we all get along?
17:04Yes, sir.
17:05Well, um, this is RoboCop.
17:07U-Tank's area of entities that are out here in the shop.
17:10We have a policy of an easy-to-existent.
17:14We have so much what the beings were against, but the atmosphere, the pressure, the thrust,
17:18the force, that's what we call them, human, and such.
17:21We take a spy, an oxygen-free mermaid.
17:23More powerful.
17:25I move.
17:26I'd like to take my call.
17:27Where is he?
17:28I'm here.
17:29He's, uh...
17:30He's his.
17:31I don't know what to say.
17:32Is he, uh...
17:33Right.
17:33I think he's up there.
17:34Relaxing.
17:35You're pushing back in all streets.
17:36We're an honoring brains of sand up below.
17:39Thank you for that.
17:40Uh...
17:41New tank is relaxing.
17:42I've got a nice gas gun.
17:43Flight 7.
17:44You're on the air with the spot.
17:45Bob.
17:45Sitting in for another way back.
17:47We hang.
17:48Who does it meet?
17:49Right here, right now.
17:51I just want to say you think this really sucks.
17:53I've always thought this is the first time I've had the nerve to say it out loud.
17:56Thank you for offering this for us, this is Bob.
17:59You're welcome.
18:00Thanks for the call.
18:01No.
18:01I'm always felt I can handle.
18:03Perhaps even preserve my own body.
18:05Use your head.
18:06My fault.
18:07It has.
18:08And so for that.
18:09I am grateful.
18:10You hang.
18:11Against.
18:12Highline 2004.
18:13You're on the air.
18:14Yeah.
18:15Hi.
18:15I can't tell you how nice it is not to have that smooth, talking, desperate, poison,
18:19airways, and anti-demonessages.
18:21That's a weird human scratching away.
18:23I'm passing this right by you.
18:25This is a small man.
18:27I think it's a giant aerodontic here.
18:29I don't quite understand this.
18:30It's a nice little thing.
18:31It's been a chance, didn't they?
18:33How bad did they do?
18:34I've never even seen it.
18:36This is an underground bomb as I've been talking.
18:38Wouldn't mind seeing one sometime, you know.
18:40This is a massive sub-righting, my fucking golly.
18:44You don't kind of all that care.
18:46You're probably a classic.
18:48I think you can't get on to the farm.
18:50We're really cute.
18:51I, for one, don't want children.
18:53Know what I want?
18:54I want a little hug.
18:56More like the sad, latsky children of parents who were a boy.
19:08But you can't get on to the farm.
19:08But you know what I want.
19:08And you can't hear from the farm.
19:08I don't want to know.
19:14You can't hear from one person.
19:17The dark man is not going to be a star that turns out.
19:17Not to be a star.
19:18And now I'm not going to be huge.
19:19You took too bright and then I need to be a star.
19:22I'm going to be a star.
19:22In the dark man, you can't be a star.
19:23I'm going to be a star.
19:24The most beautiful man, that you can't keep it,
19:24and you can't even eat.
19:26You
