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The perfect person is standing next to you, and you haven't kissed yet. It's going to happen...right? Like, that's the expected outcome of a great date. Don't worry. Your inner monologue is just having a moment. Instead of silently freaking out over who is going to lean in first, go forth and make the first move.

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Transcript
00:01Thanks for walking me home.
00:03Oh, yeah, no problem. It was on the way, so...
00:05It's totally not on the way. I just want to kiss your face.
00:11That spot was great. Good call.
00:13Oh, thanks. I'm really good at picking out brunch places.
00:16What the hell am I talking about? I don't even like brunch.
00:19Why hasn't he kissed me yet? Do I have to make the first move?
00:22What if I kiss him and I'm wrong? What if he's like,
00:25Dude, we're just friends. He leaves me voicemails.
00:29That's like legitimate 1800s courtship.
00:32I mean, how many more signs do I need?
00:34Almost there.
00:36Great. He's smiling at me. We're staring at each other.
00:41Can he hear me talking to myself? That would be terrible.
00:45I mean, come on, people. How have we not kissed yet?
00:48Wait, did I eat too much garlic at brunch?
00:51I just like garlic. Look, I'm allowed to eat garlic.
00:57This is my place.
01:03I'm gonna kiss you now.
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