00:22To be continued...
00:30Little baby, I'm proud. What a moron I am, to have such a gift in this world.
00:35Don't call yourself a moron, Papa. You are smart.
00:37Well, not much, since your brain is thicker than an orange, but still, you're smart.
00:41Thicker than an orange, huh? I'll take it.
00:42Yep, my very smart, slightly squi-
00:43Hey, I got an idea. Why don't we go fishing and wait for Mama to come?
00:47I'm still the best at catching fish. Ha ha.
00:50Not right. I've got full skill and experience. I always get more fish than you. Ha!
00:56We'll see about that, tiny champ.
00:58You're on.
00:58So, fuck to the last part. The point is not how many fish you get. The point is skill.
01:04Screw it. I'm getting all the fish here, not caring if I fuck it up.
01:08That's my boy. You're making your father so stupid day by day.
01:16Now it's testing how good you're at drawing. I'm going to mess mine up on purpose, but yours will be
01:20better.
01:21Ta-da! Five-legged wolf.
01:22Ha! You stupid. Look at mine. It's way better. Skull, head, squirrel. Boom.
01:34Okay, so woo-hoo! Let's try to make weird faces and act crazy like a bunch of idiots.
01:37Blah! Blah! Blah!
01:40Blah!
01:40Blah!
01:40Blah!
01:40Eee, you're a sick c**t, you cop.
01:42You just keep making yourself look like a clown.
01:43No way! We found that acorn after all this time! I need to eat that acorn!
01:48Oh, but it's all decaying and it's disgusting! Maybe we could wait for Mama to come.
01:54All right. Let's shut the f**k up and wait for her.
01:58You know what, son? Let's grab that acorn and maybe I'll come back for you.
02:08What the f**k was his acorn brain thinking?
02:15What? Seriously? You fell again? Trying to get that acorn?
02:18Uh, I was just, uh, teaching our son to have fun while he is a baby.
02:23Yeah! And besides, Mama, did you get acorns?
02:29Yes! I got the acorns. Don't worry, Mommy never forgets. Ta-da! One big, one small.
02:34Oh, wow. Those look good. I call the big one.
02:36Nuh-uh. You gotta share it with me.
02:38Fine, but I get the first bite.
02:40Deal. And the little one goes to our peanut here.
02:42Sounds fair.
02:42Family feast time!
02:44I think I deserve a kiss after getting this for both of us.
02:48I love you so much. Thank you for doing everything for me and our baby.
02:53It's no problem, honey. So long as you appreciate me.
02:58Wow, I didn't know you could get this sweet.
03:01No, no, no. I'm doing this all for you.
03:04Oh, well, you little stupid oaf. Let's just stay here and enjoy this moment.
03:08And I want the video to end because I'm getting really annoyed making it.
03:13Grr!
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