00:00Careful!
00:01Unless you're a clown, then it's a write-off.
00:06Either way, I'm pretty sure it's not edible.
00:10Well, if you're going to eat things that look like candy,
00:15we might as well start making things out of candy.
00:22Enjoy.
00:23Just don't eat the tube.
00:29Lunch time!
00:30Could use some ketchup.
00:32At least it's not stuck in the bottle.
00:35Don't worry, this little piggy will help.
00:40Take the dispenser and fill it up with ketchup.
00:46Fill to the brim and reattach Mr. Piggy.
00:52Now ketchup is just a push of a button away.
00:56Don't like ketchup?
00:58Use whatever sauce you like.
01:00You can even mix sauces together if you want.
01:06You know, some people like to keep things in the bowl.
01:09Present company included.
01:13Well, if she's going to act like a baby,
01:16might as well look the part.
01:18Fill the special pacifier with smooshed food.
01:26Just insert into the mouth and enjoy.
01:30Honestly, where does she pick up these habits?
01:37Never too young to learn about proper dental care.
01:40Or maybe you are.
01:45Luckily, ketchup's not the only thing that comes in dispensers.
01:48Add toothpaste and attach to the wall.
01:55Soon you'll be brushing those pearly whites.
01:59Eh, we can always brush after chocolate.
02:05There's always time for chocolate.
02:07If not, make time.
02:14After all that eating, you could still use another snack.
02:17Watch your fingers.
02:20Oh no, I can't look.
02:24Those poor sausages.
02:26This won't happen again.
02:28We're prepared.
02:30Your hot dogs can rest easy with this door stopper.
02:39Oh look there, a rubber ducky.
02:41And I'm over it.
02:44Look, a water bottle.
02:47Just keep it away from your face.
02:51Here, let's put it down and fill it up with water.
02:56That should be enough.
02:58We don't want it to explode.
03:03After all, we can have much more fun jumping on it.
03:08Plus, it's the perfect pillow for a water bed.
03:16And just in time for nap time, too.
03:21Okay, where does she keep getting treats?
03:23And can I have some?
03:30Don't be smug.
03:31You probably bought the candy.
03:34Still, we need to find some way to clean those teeth.
03:39This ain't your mama's toothbrush.
03:44I mean, it kind of is.
03:46You know what I meant.
03:49Just bite down and give it a good swish.
03:56Or let it shake, rattle, and roll for you.
04:05Let's leave the hair birds to 18th century France.
04:09Let's go.
04:10Besides, we've got a new gadget to try out.
04:15Just lock your hair in and get things started.
04:23Now it's time to start twisting those locks.
04:27And soon, you'll have a head full of braids.
04:35Time for a bathroom break and a treat.
04:40Guess that's why people don't usually snack in here.
04:46Luckily, this special lollipop holder can help.
04:52Just open it up and it shares the goods.
04:56Normally, you shouldn't share candy, but we can make an exception.
05:03Well, while we're in here, might as well take a bath.
05:12I guess either we ran out of the baby shampoo or they changed the formula.
05:17Don't worry.
05:19Our furry friend's willing to share his cone.
05:23In fact, he won't mind if you never give it back.
05:29Of course, a bubble beard won't hurt one bit.
05:36Wow, I guess you really can dig for treasures up there.
05:40Is it real or candy?
05:43Either way, don't eat it.
05:46Let's see what else we can find inside her.
05:50Don't let the name fool you.
05:51It also works on noses.
05:58Well, would you look at that.
06:00She should be giving you an allowance.
06:06Now, the tricky part.
06:08Getting it out.
06:13See?
06:14Kids practically pay for themselves these days.
06:17Don't forget her cut.
06:18It's her nose.
06:20Does she know how to walk yet?
06:24Cause crawling's no good on the hands.
06:28Well, there's an easy fix.
06:30Wash those hands.
06:35Oh no!
06:37There's soap in the soup!
06:41Good thing mom brought dispensers on wholesale.
06:44Just lather up and rinse up.
06:52Just don't forget to leave some soap for the rest of us.
06:57Let's see how many bubbles you can blow.
07:02Well, that's a little less than I expected.
07:06Don't worry, we've got a seal to help.
07:11Or is it a sea lion?
07:13I can never tell the difference.
07:17Well, whatever it is, look at all the bubbles it makes.
07:21It's okay if they pop.
07:22We've got plenty more where they came from.
07:31It's time for the final ping pong showdown.
07:36Well, when you're the only player, you win by default.
07:39Or lose.
07:41Maybe it's an automatic tie?
07:45Don't worry, there are other ways to ping pong.
07:49Even the solitaire version.
07:52Just hang this up.
07:53Pull it down and it's time to start paddling.
07:59Careful, it's like tetherball all over again.
08:05It's always important to keep hydrated.
08:09Just hold.
08:11Good thing it's sealed up tight.
08:15Ew, it's a mess.
08:17If only holding it was easier.
08:20Well, now it can be with this device.
08:25Just hook it up onto something sturdy.
08:32And attach the bottle at the end.
08:40Now let's see if she's ready to get back on the horse.
08:49Okay, she dropped it, but it didn't hit the floor.
08:52And it's all the easier to pick up.
08:55Something tells me that's going to come in handy.
09:06I guess she's full with all the snacks she's had.
09:10At least try the rice.
09:12It's such a great side dish.
09:15Oh no, such a waste of B vitamins.
09:19Don't worry, this fun plate will help.
09:25Especially if you don't like your food to touch.
09:30Plus some fun construction utensils.
09:35Can we eat it?
09:39Yes, we can.
09:44This is so fun.
09:46I think she'll even try something green.
09:51I think she likes it.
09:55Wait, you're supposed to be eating.
09:57Oh well.
09:59Catch you next time.
10:00What I'm going to eat.
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