00:00Here, I'll give them back.
00:04Here you go.
00:05You know what?
00:05You keep those, sweetie.
00:08Oh, I'm supposed to meet my friend at the bar.
00:10I'll be back later.
00:12She forgot her panties.
00:13So who are you sleeping with?
00:15The billionaire or the hot dad?
00:17Sleeping with?
00:18I just met them both.
00:19Then why did you wax your anus?
00:20Because it's on my boss's checklist.
00:23Honey, nobody wants it that smooth for a checklist.
00:26Is it bad if I like both?
00:27In my experience, yes.
00:30So, can I see your anus?
00:32What?
00:32No!
00:33Okay, fine.
00:35Look, it's hot dad.
00:37Hot dad is pineapple?
00:38Wait, you know him?
00:40Everyone knows pineapple.
00:42Any plans tonight?
00:43Watching TV?
00:44Oh, fun.
00:45I've never watched TV before.
00:47You've never watched TV?
00:48She used to be homeless and has no life experience.
00:51Oh.
00:52Oh my gosh, can I watch TV with you?
00:54Wow, look at the time.
00:55I should really get going.
00:56Bye.
00:58You're so sweet.
01:00Thanks.
01:01I'm extra cold today.
01:02I forgot to wear panties.
01:04Bye.
01:04Bye.